"Brother, this is... a mess of graves. It doesn't look like it's good."

"Hmph, I'm a little tricky worm, these messed up graves are just to confuse those novice tomb robbers."

The big brother turned off the light of the flashlight.

Looking at the tomb in front of him by the moonlight, there was a sneer at the corner of his mouth.

"These earthen tombs don't seem to have any rules, but in fact there are hidden mysteries."

"The poor tomb on the outside that has no money at first glance is just to cover up the big fish inside!"

"Look at what the grandfather left behind!"

As an experienced tomb robber, the eldest brother could see the clues of this cemetery at a glance.

He held the black donkey's hoof in one hand and took out a high imitation dragon-seeking ruler.

"Brother, this is not a legend..."

"That's right, I learned the method of finding dragons and acupuncture points in an online class."

The eldest brother smiled slightly, chanted a few spells vaguely in his mouth, and the dragon-seeking ruler in his hand turned like a compass that had encountered a magnetic field.

"Snapped!"

But before it could point out the direction, a pale hand suddenly grabbed his ankle from deep under the ground.

Such a sudden cold feeling made him shiver all over.

"Big brother!"

"Calm down! Quickly use the black donkey's hoof!"

The big brother was startled, and hurriedly grabbed the black donkey's hoof.

But because he was a little nervous, and the hair on his hooves was too smooth, his only life-saving weapon accidentally fell to the ground, just hitting Xiao Zong's protruding head.

"Ow?"

With sleepy eyes, Xiao Zong, who was thinking about his hand, was stunned in half, and then slowly let go of his hand.

"Brother, it..."

"Oh, as expected of the hooves of a pure-bred black donkey, it's just strong enough. If you smash this zongzi lightly, you'll be stupid."

The big brother quickly took off his legs.

"As expected of a big brother! This little zongzi is still..."

The two tomb robbers suffocated.

Under their shocked eyes, Xiao Zong actually picked up the black donkey's hoof, turned twice with one hand, and then groaned happily. A carp jumped out of the soil and hit them with their black donkey's hoof. .

"Fuck!"

The elder brother, who has been in the cemetery for a long time, couldn't help but turn pale in shock when he saw this scene.

"This is a thousand-year-old zongzi! Be careful!"

"Follow the direction of the ruler!"

The pirated dragon-seeking ruler in the older brother's hand has just turned and pointed in one direction.

The little Zong at the back also got more and more excited.

While giggling constantly, he even broke one of his own arms and pressed the black donkey's hoof.

Then he opened his mouth and raised his neck like magic, and swallowed his fresh amputation into his stomach.

Seeing such a **** and magical scene, the pupils of the two tomb robbers trembled and they couldn't believe it.

"Bang!"

"Big brother! Help me!"

Under the infection of this happy little stiff, its neighbors also stuck their heads out.

The tomb robber who followed the eldest brother accidentally fell into a small single coffin.

In front of him was a little zombie with a festering face but a beautiful appearance.

"Brother! Goodbye by the way!"

In the face of this situation, the big brother, who was very affectionate and righteous, turned around and clasped his fists at him, and then ran away.

The little zombies around them all broke out one by one, looking at the happy little zombie's black donkey's hoof arm, their eyes full of envy.

The whole cemetery turned into a sea of ​​joy before you knew it.

"Coming!"

Seeing that his dragon-seeking ruler pointed to the front, the eldest brother was overjoyed.

He also saw a hole in front of him, which should be the entrance to the huge underground tomb full of myths and legends!

"Fuck!!!"

But he hasn't waited for half a second for him to be happy.

After brushing in the hole in front, a person sat up.

He used the moonlight to take a closer look, and this man's face was actually covered with eyes!

And it was covered in purple blood, it looked like it had swallowed a sheep alive!

"what's going on?!"

Lin Muge yawned, took off his blindfold and rubbed his eyes.

This eye patch is the same style as the little flying spider, with thirty-six eyes printed on it, so cute.

"Yo! There's a guest at the Little Zong Hotel!"

"This is Xiao Zong at a party to welcome him."

He and his elder brother looked at each other for a few seconds, then looked at the little zombies around him one after another, and instantly realized what was going on.

"Why do I think this doesn't look like a guest..."

"This stupid human actually woke the pigeons up [dog head]"

""welcome""

"Why does this dress look like a tomb robber?"

"Wouldn't it be the tomb robbers who dug out the pigeons?"

"That's too lucky"

Before going to bed, Lin Muge still didn't turn off the camera like last time.

He didn't expect that there were 60,000 to 70,000 people in the live broadcast room after 3:00 in the morning.

"No...it's a ten thousand-year-old stiff..."

Brother Tomb Raider's cold sweat soaked his back.

Whether it's the way the little zombies around him don't treat Lin Muge as a human being or Lin Muge's act of disguising himself as a human after taking off more than 30 of his eyes just now, they keep reminding him that this is definitely a big boss... …

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

The happy little **** behind the black donkey's hoof also rolled and crawled to his side.

"Dude, don't be nervous, it's trying to do magic for you."

"It wants you to guess where its hands are."

Before the eldest brother could react, Lin Muge put his arms around his shoulder and translated it.

The little zombies around him also gathered around.

No, I was surrounded...

The big brother's heart was filled with real despair.

The zombie king behind him even exceeded his expectations. He was able to translate Xiao Zhan's words into human words, and he looked like a living person in both appearance and voice...

It's just too scary...

"Dude~www.readwn.com~ Guess."

Lin Muge asked with a smile.

The little zombies on the side also screamed and called passionate quizzes.

"I guess...in...in the stomach..."

The big brother's Adam's apple rolled slightly.

Although Lin Muge's hand on his shoulder looked weak, he knew that it was the zombie king who was testing him.

Once he wanted to run, what greeted him was torn to pieces!

"Ow, ooh."

Lin Muge pointed to her stomach and said to the happy little stiff in front of her.

"Ow."

Little Zong smiled evilly.

"Hi..."

Under the suffocated expression of the eldest brother, it even cut open its belly with a mere black donkey's hoof.

And he opened his belly and showed it to the boss.

Nothing.

The sparse applause came, and Happy Little Zong also turned around.

Behind his ass, it turned out to be its own arm.

"Huh! It turned out to be in the ass! Awesome, I should have thought of it!"

Lin Muge's eyes lit up, and she gave Xiao Zong a thumbs up.

"Yes, yes, this magic can definitely be put on the Spring Festival Evening!"

He gave his applause mercilessly.

The elder brother in his arms also clapped his hands stiffly.

This fucking...

It turns out that Zongzi is a rectal animal...

It really opened my eyes!

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