Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? !

"It seems to be true!"

"In my lifetime, I can still see living things in the pigeon video"

"Panda Run!!!"

"Is this the legendary Chiyou mount?"

"I can actually meet a wild giant panda!"

"Quick screenshot, quick screenshot!"

Everyone also used the blue-purple light to see a wild giant panda lying on a tree in the distance, waving its tail and looking silly and cute.

After also noticing Lin Muge, it not only did not run, but also yawned.

She even scratched her **** in front of the camera.

"why……"

Director Tibetan Fox, who was watching the live broadcast, took two deep breaths.

There are only two or three hundred wild giant pandas in the entire Qinling Mountains.

The last time he came to Qinling to get lost, it was because he found traces of pandas, so he left the large army.

If Xiao Hu hadn't been familiar with the terrain, he probably wouldn't have been able to come back.

It was that the giant panda that he had been pursuing so hard was accidentally bumped into by Lin Muge, which made Director Tibetan Hu's heart very unbalanced!

"This is the first video recording of a wild giant panda at the beginning of the year."

The director of the Wild National Treasure Research Institute also sighed in the group built by the director of Tibetan Fox, where various big names gathered.

Even if they specialize in panda research, the experts who have insight into all the details of wild pandas have not seen a wild panda this year...

"Brothers, it's not afraid of me. It's not because I'm amiable, but because I'm covered in the juice of the little squirt mushrooms all over my body."

"This smell is the smell of dead plants in the eyes of living things."

"It may wonder why a dead plant of mine looks strange and still moves."

Lin Muge put away a small stone tortoise, raised a ball of ghost fire and walked towards the panda with its teeth buckled in front of her.

"The stone tortoise is on the eleventh page of the Bizarre Pet Illustration. It is generally rare and very easy to keep."

"It belongs to the type that you keep it, and it can survive three generations of your grandchildren. It belongs to the type of pet that is suitable for family heirlooms. I will take it back and raise one."

As he spoke, he approached the panda.

"Oh, there are bamboos behind this, no wonder."

Lin Muge took a closer look and saw a small bamboo forest behind it.

He used a small shovel to dig a bamboo shoot and shook it at the panda lying on the tree.

And the wild giant panda really couldn't stand the temptation, and slipped down from the tree with a thorn.

Then he walked upright on both legs and came to Lin Muge, grabbed the bamboo shoots in his hand with a snap, and sat on the ground with his legs spread.

Lin Muge didn't take Lin Muge seriously at all.

"It's pretty cute when it grabs bamboo shoots."

Lin Muge didn't take herself seriously at all.

He directly picked up the fluffy fur on the panda's body, patted the panda's ear, and checked the panda's male and female.

"I'm so envious!!!"

"Really Take the Bamboo Shoots"

""Snatch Bamboo Shoots""

"You can even see wild pandas in Gee's live broadcast!"

"This is the first time I am so envious of the situation of pigeon pigeons"

"Is the juice of the little squirt mushroom so good!"

"Don't forget that the juice of the little squirt mushroom will attract weird people!"

The number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 6 million without knowing it.

This is a live broadcast of humans stroking wild pandas with their bare hands!

Although the picture is very underworld, the popularity of pandas is really enough.

"Okay brothers, fortunately it's illegal to keep pandas, otherwise who wouldn't want to keep such a cute gadget."

Lin Muge was lying on the panda and took a group photo from all angles.

"Come on, meeting is fate, I'll give you a small keychain."

"It just so happens that I also have a red panda pattern."

He found a Bing Dundun keychain from the bag and put it in the palm of the wild panda fleshy.

"Don't worry, everyone, there is a border shepherd in this Bingdun Dun, and the animals have their own unique way of communicating, so it won't eat the keychain by mistake."

"I think this panda is also single, and they can also relieve loneliness if they have nothing to do with chatting."

"In fact, when we humans are still trying to live in peace with the weird, the animals have already achieved peaceful coexistence with the weird."

After saying goodbye to the wild panda, Lin Muge continued to walk forward.

Although no one walked on this mountain road, the surrounding trees grew eyes and mouths when Lin Muge passed by, and there were ghost fires in the eyes and mouth to illuminate him.

The litmus on the ground also lit up with purple light in clusters along with his footsteps.

Lin Muge was walking on the path that the tree voluntarily gave him, as if the legendary ghost king was crossing the border.

"It's the same reason. I'm covered in sap from little squirt mushrooms now, so in front of these weird plants, I'm a huge little squirt mushroom that can walk. The plants are very caring for each other."

"Here is a simple mark to make it easier for future travelers to identify."

Lin Shepherd gently pried off the bark of the tree beside him.

"Snapped!"

But before he could finish his words, in the darkness on the side, a cute little zombie with open cherry mouth suddenly appeared, and he embraced him enthusiastically, just like a close relative who had never seen him and wanted to kiss him. his face.

This sudden situation made Lin Muge smile happily, and he played with Xiao Zong on the spot for a while.

"Brothers, this Qinling is really good."

"Look at how enthusiastic this little zombie is. It's not much stronger than the little zombies in Qishan behind my family. They complimented me in various ways after I became a platinum member in the Xiaozong market."

"It really makes me very happy that there is such a feeling between people and Zong now."

"Of course, this little **** might think of me as a big squirt mushroom."

He finally grabbed a handful of small spray mushrooms collected along the road from his bag before breaking free from this enthusiastic indigenous little zombie.

"Brother, how long have you been dead?"

Seeing Xiao Zong who was beside him feasting on his food, Lin Muge also asked with a smile.

"Ye Qing is back!"

"Pigeon's classic little stiff greeting"

"I asked this question when I went to the grave last time, and now everyone pays me a visit to my grave every year and festival!"

"It's so classic, I asked this question in the first video of Pigeon, I was shocked at that time."

"Now I'm not surprised at all"

"We were all infected by pigeons and pigeons subtly."

"Pigeon didn't even respond to Xiao Zong's question."

After a long time, Lin Muge talked with Xiao Zongchan about life and death again, which made all the old fans in the live broadcast room call Ye Qinghui.

"Ow, ooh, ooh, ooh?"

Seeing that the other party didn't respond when he said human words, Lin Muge skillfully switched to nonsense and asked a wave of nonsense.

"Ow? Ow. Ow."

"What did he say, I don't know."

Lin Muge translated seamlessly.

"It's okay. Judging from the standard level of this little zombie, I speculate that there should be a small zombie community nearby, so its communication can be so skilled."

"Then let's follow it home."

After Xiao Zong finished eating, he didn't care about Lin Muge, and let Lin Muge follow him.

"Brothers, it's usually a very troublesome thing to survive and sleep in this kind of wilderness."

"But on the mountain, if there is a place where little zombies live in groups, that's really lucky, brothers."

"First of all, the place where Xiao Zong lives is generally a beautiful Feng Shui treasure land, and it is also very suitable for human habitation. After all, think about it, the dead can live here, let alone the living."

Lin Muge patted her chest, for fear that others would forget that he was alive.

"Of course, the most important thing is what the little zombies have, they have coffins!"

"Who doesn't want to sleep in a warm coffin for a night while surviving in the wild? What a comforting thing it is."

He followed Xiao Zong, who was swaying in front of him, all the way. After walking for a long time, he finally became enlightened.

The front is no longer overgrown with trees, but has become a mess of burial mounds.

The tombstones of different heights and heights were lying on the ground.

Through the moonlight, I could see the little zombies crawling out from below.

Such a terrifying scene can be turned into a clip of the world's top horror movie without any processing under anyone's camera.

But under Lin Muge's camera...

Not only does it not have the horror of zombies coming out of the cage, but it has the fun of Plants vs. Zombies...

It's still the invincible version of Plants vs. Zombies, which makes you... not feel any threat from terrifying zombies...

"Come on, uncle, you're welcome."

Lin Muge also pulled out a half old zombie that was accidentally stuck in the soil.

"Brothers, the scale of this little hotel is quite large, even though the environment is a bit shabby, but it's not harmful. After all, it would be nice to have a place to live in this barren mountain."

"Come on, let me show you these little zombie homes from the perspective of sleeping."

He first walked to the entrance of the cave where the old man came out just now.

"You can see the coffin inside through this hole."

"How do you say this kind of coffin, the space is small, just like the middle bunk in the sleeper, it can't go up or down, it takes a lot of effort to turn over, it has almost no advantages, it belongs to the kind of sleeping even in the woods. nor the coffin that sleeps in it."

Before everyone could understand what Lin Muge meant by appreciation, Lin Muge told everyone with practical actions.

He just glanced at it and analyzed the various drawbacks of this coffin comprehensively.

It was as convincing as if he had actually slept in person.

"This one is a little better than the last one. Although it is narrow, it has a suitable height, which can allow you to lie on your side and turn over. The disadvantage is also obvious. It is a little too short, and students who are over 1.85 meters may not be able to stretch their legs."

"This one belongs to the same type as the last one, but it's buried shallower, so it looks very spacious."

"Then this one is more suitable for living. The size and width are suitable, but the coffin board is too hard, and the store does not prepare sheets and quilts for you. After sleeping all night, you will definitely be sore the next morning."

"This... looks good, but there's blood in it, it's not very clean, oh, and there's a whole sheep's head."

Lin Muge took the head of a goat out of the coffin.

"This kind of wild goat can be eaten by a few jellyfish for several days."

"It seems that they are relatively gentle, and this lamb is still smiling."

He poked the lamb's mouth and said with a smile, then put the lamb back into the coffin.

""The Gentleness""

"These little zombies really look like people in front of pigeons."

"Why is the burial mound a small hotel in pigeon's mouth..."

"I unknowingly listened to the coffin explanation for half an hour..."

"It's good to hear more, in case you use it one day [dog head]"

"So how does Pigeon know so much..."

"Pigeon: I've lived in every one of them, can I not know?"

Before she knew it, Lin Muge had been wandering around for half an hour in this clump of little corpses.

He looked at almost every coffin.

"Huh! It's really hard to find a place to step through the iron shoes!"

Lin Muge suddenly exclaimed.

"Brothers, it's a surprise, I didn't expect to meet a large bungalow in this kind of wilderness."

He aimed the camera at a coffin in front of him.

"This coffin, facing south, can see the first rays of the morning sun. The room is large and bright, and it can even accommodate two people. It is a double bed."

"The most important thing is for everyone to see."

Lin Muge squatted down.

"In this coffin, there is a layer of fine soil, and it must be comfortable to lie on this layer of soil."

"Okay, I'll sleep here tonight."

"By the way, isn't there a new type of career that is living in a hotel, and then giving feedback to the hotel such as bed comfort? I think I also have such potential. There are fans who run hotels, no, I can experience it for free. Then spread the word!"

He put the camera aside and said after lying in the coffin.

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"Brother, are there really treasures in the Qinling Mountains?"

In the other direction, two well-equipped tomb robbers were walking fast in the mountains.

From time to time, he also makes marks on the surrounding trees, and he is very careful at first sight.

"Nonsense, where there are graves, there are treasures."

"But we've been walking for so long, are we going in the wrong direction?"

"That's right, that's the direction on the map."

The slender man in the lead took out a shabby map~www.readwn.com~ With the light of the flashlight, you could clearly see a circle drawn on the shady **** of the Qinling Mountains halfway up the mountain.

"The map can't be wrong."

The man put away the map and continued to walk ahead.

He found this map from a dying old man.

Although this old man lived to be more than a hundred years old, he was a thief when he was young, the kind who did all kinds of evil.

Before he died, he found them and told them a story that had been buried deep in his heart for many years.

When he was young, he followed the bandit boss at that time to a small village below the Qinling Mountains, looking for someone who knew the way to lead them to find treasures.

At that time, the village chief of the village took them there to protect the village.

But on the way, I encountered a series of strange and bizarre things...

In particular, there is a terrifying ghost without a head, which this old bandit will never forget in this life.

Therefore, he specially instructed the two tomb robbers not to go up the mountain on the shady slope, but to go around from the sunny slope.

"Brother, this is..."

"Well, the traces of Zongzi."

Next to a tree, they found the bark that Lin Shepherd had pried open.

"Even gnawing on the bark, what kind of starvation is this zongzi?"

"Be careful, these dumplings are very cruel."

The two looked at each other, and at the same time took out the black donkey's hoof from the bag, which is said to be able to expel Xiao Zong.

After walking carefully for a while, in the second half of the night, they finally saw a mess of graves.