Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? !

Chapter 250: Dead people can be scared to life when they see pigeons

"I see you haven't eaten dinner yet."

The tomb robber's act of vomiting and swallowing because of his nausea was completely a sign of hunger in the eyes of the empathetic Lin Muge.

"That's right, I'm a little hungry too."

He rubbed his stomach and said with a smile.

As soon as these words came out, Big Brother's fear instantly increased by another level.

"Brother, guess what food is around?"

Before the eldest brother could answer, Lin Muge looked around and asked, his smiling eyes directly on the eldest brother's face.

shit...

Big Brother's eyes turned dark, if he hadn't been hugged by Lin Muge's neck, he felt that he might not have fainted directly...

A 10,000-year-old zombie king who can speak human words is hungry in a place like Luan Grave Mound...

I also watched you and asked you to guess what food was around...

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The eldest brother laughed awkwardly.

Apart from him, there is nothing around that is more like food!

Thinking of this, the eldest brother couldn't help but burst into despair.

"I'll give you a hint, this food... it's far in the sky, and it's right in front of you."

Lin Muge smiled mysteriously, and said in a low voice while looking at the elder brother who was in front of him.

Such a blatant reminder made the eldest brother's legs go limp and he almost knelt down directly to Lin Muge...

This zombie king is torturing him...

"Don't be afraid, it's not blood, it's the juice of the little squirt mushroom."

Seemingly feeling the fear in his eldest brother's heart, Lin Muge explained by looking at his body covered in dark red like the little mushroom juice after blood coagulates.

"...Gudong..."

The elder brother gritted his teeth in pain.

Can a living person believe this kind of nonsense!

This red body is clearly blood that has coagulated!

I'm afraid that the amount of blood is not directly swallowing a person...

If I can go back alive, I will definitely not rob the tomb...

The big brother's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Right! I still have a talisman!"

His heart suddenly thumped wildly.

As a professional tomb robber, he even went to the legendary conspiracy bureau before he came, and took several talismans at a public meeting venue that seemed to be some kind of popular science jerk!

It is said that as long as you stick it on the head of a zombie, you can hold it for more than ten seconds!

"...Fortunately, I have quick hands and eyes..."

The big brother took a deep breath.

At that time, the talisman was placed in the most conspicuous place. He took it and left without even listening to the public meeting.

It's a joke, is it still science popular?

Unless someone has slept with Xiao Zong in a coffin, who else is more familiar with Zongzi than a professional tomb robber like him?

"God never stops me!"

"As long as I find a chance to stick the talisman on the head of this thousands of zombie kings, I can still live!"

Taking advantage of Lin Muge's inattentiveness, he quietly moved his schoolbag in front of him.

"What does this person want to do?"

"He didn't mean to attack the pigeons, did he?"

"Don't be short-sighted!"

"Is this big brother alive or dead?"

"It must be a living person. Dead people can be scared to death when they see pigeons [dog head]"

The camera behind the tombstone happened to be able to capture the big brother's every move.

Although there are not many people in the live broadcast room, most of them can already see through the fate of this big brother...

In the wilderness, I met Lin Muge...

He can only be considered unlucky...

"Brothers, as a lazy creature among the strange creatures, Little Zong always stores some food in his home."

"Although I didn't say anything when I introduced the house to everyone just now, I guess everyone has seen it."

"There are a lot of snacks in there."

Seeing that the eldest brother had gritted his teeth and didn't want to let his saliva stay, Lin Muge didn't make it difficult for him anymore.

Under his shocked gaze, he directly took out the smiling sheep's head from the single coffin room next door.

"Of course this sheep's head cannot be eaten. I will give an example."

"Normally, Xiao Zong Hotel will also provide supper."

Lin Muge yelped twice to the little zombies around.

After being stunned for a few seconds, the little zombies returned to their rooms one after another, plunged into the coffin and took out all kinds of food that they had pressed against the coffin board.

"Look, how hospitable, isn't it?"

Seeing so many little zombies walking towards him with all kinds of delicious food, Lin Muge said quite moved.

"In today's impetuous society, is it difficult to appreciate the true feelings of neighbors helping each other?"

"Is this scene a bit like the feeling of neighbors sharing their own meals with each other during the Chinese New Year?"

Lin Muge said while waving his hand in the air.

A few bluish ghost fires fell slowly and surrounded him.

"Oh, I'll go..."

Seeing this scene, the eldest brother became even more awe-inspiring.

It is estimated that there have been fewer zombies in the past 10,000 years.

To be able to easily command so many little zombies, this must be at least a ruthless character of 100,000 years...

Looking at the countless little zombies holding food and surrounded by ghosts and fires beside Lin Muge, the eldest brother involuntarily raised a trace of greed while being frightened and frightened.

"Although I don't know where he is holy, there must be countless gold and silver treasures in the tomb!"

"If I can hold him down..."

He slightly circled to Lin Muge's side, waiting for an opportunity to move.

"Okay, okay, this rotten offal is really fresh! It stinks, it must be very fragrant. I suggest eating it tonight, and it won't be fresh if you leave it for another day."

"This is wild goat meat. It's too expensive. I can't ask for so much. It is recommended not to put it in the coffin when storing it. It would be better to put it on the tombstone."

"Huh! Such a big mouse is very cute. Don't keep this little cutie. There is not much meat, so just eat it."

Lin Muge, who was surrounded by three groups of ghosts and fires, walked up to the little zombies in front one by one, evaluating them and also giving their opinions and suggestions on storage.

Very pertinent professional.

Xiao Zong, who was instructed, nodded frequently, and seemed to have benefited a lot.

"Eh, no, no, this is absolutely unnecessary!"

Some of the little zombies even tried their best to screw off their heads and give them to Lin Muge because they had no food.

"Tribute"

"At the moment, Lin Muge is really not a human [dog head]"

""Ace Pigeon Throne""

""God Dove and His Little Zombie""

""Pilgrimage of the Eight Directions""

"There are even three fires on the top of the pigeon's head..."

"God descended to earth and belongs to yes"

The picture of Lin Muge stepping on the tombstone and pointing at the little zombies is simply too shocking...

Everyone in the live broadcast room is already like this, not to mention the tomb robber next to Lin Muge...

"Who the hell's tomb is this..."

He swallowed his saliva and raised his head to look at Lin Muge.

"This posture, wouldn't it be an ancient emperor..."

"Damn it! It can't be Qin Shi Huang!"

"Could it be that Qin Shihuang is really immortal..."

The more this eldest brother thought about it, the more frightened he became. At the same time, he also touched the legendary talisman paper he brought from the Conspiracy Bureau...

"Let's eat roast lamb tonight, how about it?"

Lin Muge only took a little fresh mutton and said.

As soon as he waved his hand, the three groups of ghost fires obediently floated below.

Before he could speak, the happy little Zong, who had replaced his arm with a black donkey's hoof, took the initiative to hand over the severed arm and inserted his fingers into the mutton.

"It's so sweet!"

Lin Shepherd slapped the hoof with its donkey, then took its severed limb with mutton in it and roasted the mutton in the ghost fire.

The big brother beside him was speechless at this time.

Even though he has lived for so many years, he has never seen anyone who grills meat with a ghost fire...

It's so magical...

"Brothers, the ghost fire is still not very strong, so it takes a long time to bake."

"I'll see if there's any fuel around me."

Lin Muge looked around.

"Bros……"

Big brother is only now reacting.

Lin Muge seems to say brothers like a live broadcaster every time he speaks...

But there was only Xiao Zong around.

So he really isn't human...

The big brother picked up a stack of talisman papers vaguely.

"It's now!"

While Lin Muge was looking for the fuel, his expression froze, and he quickly took out a yellow talisman paper and pressed it towards Lin Muge.

"Eh? You have paper, thank you."

Lin Muge was stunned for a moment, then took the talisman paper and blew her nose.

"The temperature difference between day and night in the mountains is large, and humans are prone to catch colds."

He directly crumpled the talisman into a ball and stuffed it into one nostril.

The eldest brother who looked at the side had a numb scalp.

The legendary existence that can hold the zombie king... was regarded as a piece of paper for blowing your nose...

Is it even stuffed in the nostrils of the zombie king? ?

"impossible."

The big brother's eyes widened.

It is impossible for an institution as big as the conspiracy to lie!

It must be my posture just now!

The elder brother held his breath, first transported his dantian, and then clamped a paper talisman between his two fingers.

During the online class, he not only learned how to use the dragon-seeking ruler, but also developed a superb sticking technique, which is similar to the mobile phone sticker!

"Hey, do you still have it?"

Before Big Brother was ready, Lin Muge took the paper in his hand.

"Oh! You mean to burn paper to make the fire more prosperous."

"Okay, you sent the paper as soon as I said I was looking for fuel. I thought it was blowing my nose. I'm sorry, it's your fault."

Lin Muge threw the talisman paper into the ghost fire.

The fire was indeed a little more vigorous, but a piece of paper was indeed still too little.

"Dude, is there anything else?"

"……have……"

With a slight trembling, the elder brother took out the stack of papers from his bag.

"Good guy! You can't hide it!"

Lin Muge said half-jokingly.

Under the eldest brother's hesitant gaze, he threw a stack of paper into the fire that was made up of three groups of ghost fires.

A faint blue flame suddenly rose, illuminating the lovely faces of the little zombies around.

"etc……"

Lin Muge suddenly narrowed her eyes.

"You... it looks like a talisman..."

He looked at the big brother who didn't dare to breathe.

"...No, no, no, no, how dare I bring a talisman paper..."

"This is...the fire for you...waste paper!"

If it wasn't for the feeling that the little Zong behind him might rush towards him at any time, the eldest brother would like to kneel down and say...

"The talisman papers are essentially deceptive and only have a small effect."

"I remember that a few days ago, the Conspiracy Bureau specially held a course on popular science. The only accident was that the prepared teaching paper charms were all taken away by someone."

"I hope this person is just playing around and not doing stupid things..."

Lin Muge scratched her head and said with a smile.

"Generally, the weirder you are, the stronger it is."

"If you were a letter talisman, you wouldn't be so afraid after you put the talisman on Wei Wei, and Wei Wei would not be so strong."

"So the talisman is a psychological comfort, and it's basically useless."

He popularized it while roasting mutton.

The big brother's heart is beating wildly...

These words...

It looks like Lin Muge's self-talk.

But he knew that this was for him...

This is mocking his ignorance...

If I could go back alive, I would never rob graves again...

I'll go get the phone sticker...

After all, there is also a skill for stickers...

Big Brother thought again.

"Okay, this mutton is almost six or seven percent cooked, and it's ready to eat."

Lin Muge leaned his back on the coffin and handed a piece to the eldest brother who dared not move.

"You're welcome, let's eat."

"Okay……"

The elder brother closed his eyes and took a bite.

"Is this my last supper..."

He was horrified to discover that this mutton was actually quite fragrant...

This small sip actually really opened his taste buds...

"The characteristic of ghost fire barbecue is that it is roasted slowly on a small fire. It's delicious."

Lin Muge even hiccupped.

"Okay, eat slowly. It's not even four in the morning. You can sleep for three or four hours after you eat."

"Just sleep in this coffin. When the sun comes out in the morning, there will be Xiao Zong going home, which is equivalent to an alarm, so you can just sleep at ease, don't be afraid of oversleeping."

After more than ten minutes of eating, Lin Muge patted his elder brother on the shoulder.

After waving goodbye and nodding to the little zombies around him one by one, he continued to walk up the mountain.

"Brother, to be honest, I even suspected that you were a tomb robber just now."

"But when I think about it, how can there be such a kind tomb robber who not only gave me paper, but also brought black donkey hooves to play with Xiao Zong?"

"So I'm sorry for doubting you~www.readwn.com~ I will accompany you for this barbecue. It's delicious."

Lin Muge opened his mouth, and the water ball flew over with a swish tail and gave him saliva.

"Then I'll go first, it's fate that we meet."

He waved his hands to the tomb robber surrounded by Xiao Zong, picked up the camera hidden behind the tombstone, hummed a little song in the world and continued to walk up the mountain.

"This guy is really nice. That black donkey's hoof is Xiao Zong's favorite, and it's quite heavy. It's not easy for him to carry it up the mountain."

Lin Muge said to the camera.

"It's now... three fifty-seven in the morning."

"At this point, it's the golden time to encounter a strange encounter, and I don't know if we will encounter it."

As soon as he finished speaking, a thin rustling sound suddenly came from the dark woods ahead.

"Huh! The little friends who haven't slept yet are so lucky!"

Lin Muge said in surprise.

In the darkness, a figure in an overloaded black robe slowly appeared.

He held a rope in his hand.

And on the rope are the heads of countless people and beasts...

It seemed that he felt Lin Muge's gaze.

This thing stopped in place and turned around...