Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? !

Chapter 210: What time do you come home at night with a girlfriend like Pigeon?

"Wow! Senior! This is too rich! Envy!"

Yu Xinning looked at the table full of food and said enviously with a wink in the air.

"Hey, isn't it all for Brother Liang?"

"...Thank you so much..."

The corner of Director Tibetan Fox's mouth twitched, and there was an inexplicable feeling like a lifetime away...

The four steamed goblins looked almost indistinguishable from when they were or when.

only more terrifying...

Countless small cherry mouths have no teeth, and the scarlet tongues stick out, making people's scalp numb...

From time to time, the craggy surface of the moon's surface was propped up by water vapor, and then deflated like a balloon, exuding yellow juice...

I don't know why the cold mushroom skin is so purple that it makes people panic.

The juice of the eyeball fruit looks good, but Director Tibetan Fox doesn't know why Lin Muge put an eyeball fruit on the cup like a lemon slice, and the shriveled eyeball just stared at him. eyebrows...

No matter how you look at the fruit of the insect fruit tree in the fruit plate, it is the kind of black insect that crawled around in the plate.

It's just that the wall is too slippery and they can't climb out...

The most normal dish on this table is the fried scales...

"Hell's Canteen"

"Slime Rice"

"Top treatment, this wave is a dog's head]"

"Director Tibetan Fox is shivering"

"Pigeon: You broke in yourself"

""The Last Supper"

"What time do you go home with a girlfriend like Pigeon?"

Although it was past eleven o'clock in the evening, the number of people in the live broadcast room still remained at five million.

The daily life of this kind of Lin Muge seems to be the daily life of another world to most ordinary people...

"Come on! Take a photo first! Fans eat first!"

Lin Muge held up the camera to take a close-up of each dish, and then took a picture of the whole.

"Today's live broadcast is over here. Don't worry, Brother Liang will definitely stay in our house today."

He patted Director Zanghu on the shoulder and gave everyone a reassuring look...

Finally, after thanking everyone for their gifts, he turned off the live broadcast.

"Okay brother Liang, don't be restrained, let's eat, I'm hungry."

Lin Muge directly picked up a tongue of the multi-mouthed beast and swallowed it in one bite.

"Well! There is a feeling of tongue kissing with food, like the fusion of souls. Brother Liang, try it."

"I...ha..."

Director Tibetan Fox took a deep breath, "Lao Lin, the seventh issue of our Bizarre Creatures Guide will be published soon."

He quickly changed the subject.

Next, Director Tibetan Fox and Lin Muge focused on discussing the first weird pet catching competition and online training.

After all, Ye Xinglan is now Lin Muge's first official student.

Another problem is the recruitment of personnel for the Conspiracy Bureau.

At present, the conspiracy has just been established, and although the power is quite large, there are not many people.

Regarding the recruitment of personnel and the like, it is also necessary to discuss the norms.

In short, this year, under the leadership of Lin Muge, many things that could never have happened before have been put on the agenda.

The future looks bright for bizarre creatures.

"Brother Liang, can you sleep with three thousand hands? They will take care of you."

After finishing the meal and packing up, Lin Muge glanced at Three Thousand Hands and asked.

"No, no, I'll just take a nap..."

Director Tibetan Fox's expression was slightly complicated.

Although this table dish looks extremely hellish.

But it's still really delicious...

He ate a lot without realizing it...

"Good night, Brother Liang."

Lin Muge charged the admiral wrapped in a pink phone case.

"By the way, Brother Liang, there will be a small New Year's market in the old place tomorrow night, selling all kinds of firecrackers and so on. Let's go and have a look? How did you know?"

"I am now a platinum member of Xiao Zong Market, and they will notify me of any activities."

Lin Muge took out a membership card made of human bones.

"And then I still have coupons for free shampooing and manicures. I'll invite you next time!"

"Hey... Next time definitely! Next time definitely!"

Thinking of the so-called shampooing and manicure methods in Xiao Zong Market last time, Director Tibetan Fox shuddered a few times.

"Ah what a beautiful day!"

Early the next morning, Lin Muge stretched out against the sun.

Director Tibetan Fox yawned with two dark circles under his eyes.

Sleeping at Lin Muge's house is more uncomfortable than letting him spend the night in the morgue...

Tonight, I will go to Xiaozong Market with Brother Liang to buy firecrackers, and introduce to you a wave of strange creatures and strange plants that can be used as firecrackers]

He took advantage of Director Zanghu's inattentiveness and sent a message directly.

"Hey, don't, don't! I'm still planning to..."

"What are you doing in such a hurry? It's not easy to come to my house. Brother Liang, we will complete the collection of strange pets today, and we will also sort out the illustrations of strange creatures, and what can be found in the daytime."

Lin Muge showed a wave of developments to Director Tibetan Fox.

Although it has only been posted for less than a minute, people are already starting to comment positively.

The content of the comments is to let Director Tibetan Fox run as fast as he can.

"……also……"

Director Tibetan Fox thought for a while calmly.

Working with Lin Muge is indeed more effective with less effort.

He has nothing to do these days, just treat it as... a holiday for the New Year?

What's more, it can't be haunted in this daytime...

Seeing Yu Xinning floating in the air holding a pillow, Director Tibetan Fox made a self-defense.

Throughout the day, he and Lin Muge studied and perfected the Bizarre Creatures Manual.

By the way, he helped Ye Xinglan.

It was... quite pleasant.

"Brother Liang, then I'll start the broadcast."

After seven o'clock in the evening, the fully armed Lin Muge brought his platinum membership card and said.

"Ok."

Director Tibetan Fox also nodded.

After a day of getting along, he seemed to feel in a trance... Lin Muge's family is not bad?

"Good evening, brothers! How can there be less sound of firecrackers in this day when we are about to say goodbye to the old and welcome the new?"

"As a distinguished platinum member of Xiaozong Market, in order to promote the development of Xiaozong Market, I will lead everyone, and Brother Liang, to buy some firecrackers and couplets at Xiaozong Market today."

Lin Muge showed his membership card to the camera.

"The director hasn't run yet?"

"The director is still alive?"

"The Bone Member"

"Firecracker Couplet"

"I want to see what new tricks Pigeon can come up with for us!"

"Is the palm eye in that abandoned factory a kind of firecracker?"

"Good guy, do you even have to post couplets to Xiao Zong?"

Because Lin Muge posted a preview of the live broadcast in the morning, the number of people in the live broadcast room exceeded 500,000 as soon as the broadcast started.

During this time, many anchors have returned to their hometowns to celebrate the New Year and cannot broadcast live, but Lin Muge is still strong.

"Of course, Xiao Zong has to paste the couplet on his coffin board, or on the tombstone, what a style!"

Lin Muge glanced at the barrage and said.

"Then the broadcast started so early today, mainly because I want to report the writing progress of our bizarre pet book to everyone."

"Brother Liang, tell everyone."

He handed the camera to Director Tibetan Fox.

"Everyone, don't worry, I'm still alive, and I'm still a human being at the moment."

"Then I and Lao Lin also completed a series of strange pets today. Spring is the most active season for strange pets. The strange pet collection competition that I held together with Lao Lin will also be held for the first time in the spring."

"Let me tell you first. According to Lao Lin and I, as well as the official field survey data of the Bureau of Deception, according to geographic location, each province has strange pets with rich species."

"According to race, 79% of the creepy pets are creepy plants, and the rest are creepy animals."

"Divided by rarity, the probability of appearing and catching the rarest strange pets is only 0.3%."

Director Tibetan Fox opened his phone and glanced at it.

"In short, Lao Lin and I have done very detailed work."

"In order to ensure that the information given to everyone is accurate, the collection of competitions will also ensure that safety is the first, but how to guarantee it, etc., still needs to be discussed with the conspiracy bureau."

"The electronic version of the final collection of strange pets will be out before March, so please look forward to it."

He took a deep breath and said.

Judging from the number of barrages, everyone's interest in this game similar to the Pokemon game is still very high.

"Look, brothers, this is the top treatment for platinum members."

Lin Muge's excited voice came.

Director Tibetan Fox sucked in a breath of cold air.

On the small road leading to Qishan, two little zombies in shrouds, one with a gloomy green ghost fire on their heads, held a banner.

The banner says Welcome Platinum Members in blood.

The font is very delicate, but the blood is a little too fresh, resulting in blood beads under every stroke.

The visual impact of this scene is very strong.

There is a feeling like someone is dying when they see a ghost in the gate of hell...

"Come on! Brother Liang! Take a picture of me!"

"It's a pity not to take pictures for such a festive New Year's Eve."

When Director Tibetan Fox saw his scalp go numb, Lin Muge was already happily standing under the banner with a bright smile.

It's just that this smile is somewhat terrifying against the scarlet lettering above and the tragic green light of the ghost fire...

"Fuck..."

Director Tibetan Fox resisted the throbbing in his heart and turned on the camera.

When he saw the picture on the camera, his pupils vibrated.

Under the exposure of pixels, there are still countless little ghosts with pale faces and strange smiles behind Lin Muge...

"so horrible……"

"Welcome to Hell"

"Legacy"

"As expected of a pigeon"

"Opening Lightning Strike"

"The New Year's Eve"

The number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 2 million.

Although everyone is mentally prepared for the so-called little stiff firecrackers and couplets.

But at present, just a small welcome ceremony has broken through the psychological defense line of most people.

"Look, this service is quite in place."

"Xiao Zong is by your side the whole time, as well as the flower girl."

Lin Muge held the camera and swaggered between the two little zombies, while the director of Tibetan Fox in the back was submissive, as if walking on Huangquan Road.

On both sides of the path, there are so-called "flower girls" who are so-called "flower girls" who scatter petals of unknown flowers towards Director Tibetan Fox and Lin Muge.

"Huh! There's a small band too!"

Next to the intersection of the path ahead, stood three little Zong with straight waists.

Lin Muge took a closer look and saw a suona in one hand, a gong in the other, a drum in the other, or a human skin drum!

Seeing him coming, the suona sounded without saying a word.

The birds in the forest were so disturbed that they flew up.

The rumble of gongs and drums followed.

This set almost didn't send Director Tibetan Fox away directly.

"Okay, okay, why are you still blowing your breath? It's too polite."

Lin Muge gave these musicians a round of applause.

"Director, look, they have prepared a guest room for you."

He aimed the camera at a coffin beside him.

"If you are tired from the market, you can sleep on the spot."

"And this room, how festive! Such details are really touching!"

There are couplets on the coffin very intimately.

But it is the couplet written on the yellow paper.

It looks more like the rune paper used to suppress the evil in the coffin...

"Festive"

""Sleeping in Place"

"Pigeon said last time that he skipped college and went to Xiao Zong's house to go to the door, didn't he just live in a coffin..."

"Director: I dare not move, I dare not move"

"When I die, I'll be a gangster too]"

"This welcome is still too far ahead for carbon-based organisms..."

"……Cattle."

Director Tibetan Fox's Adam's apple rolled, and his three views were refreshed no less than everyone in the live broadcast room.

The flowers and yin music along the way really opened his eyes...

Huangquan Road is very lively!

"Brother Liang, do you want to join this platinum member as well?"

"I donated a box of blood directly to the little zombies that day~www.readwn.com~ and then they knelt down and begged me to become a member."

Lin Muge took time out of her busy schedule to shake hands with the little zombies on the side.

"No no no, I feel... I can't accept it yet..."

Director Tibetan Fox took a deep breath and said.

Although he couldn't accept it, but after working with Lin Muge on so many videos, he was a little accustomed to the existence of Xiao Zong...

At least seeing so many little zombies, his heart will not be frightened...

"Everyone, look! Familiar place, familiar little zombie market!"

Lin Muge said with one foot on his familiar tombstone and holding the camera.

It's still the abandoned high school, where the little zombies set up stalls in various classrooms.

Although it is still unclear what they are selling, everyone is more or less prepared.

Anyway, it's definitely not something in the sun room...

"Whether it is a strange creature or a strange plant, there are many that can explode and make a huge sound."

"They can be used as fireworks to add to the festive atmosphere of the New Year."

"They're significantly more beautiful, greener, and less expensive than normal firework orbs."

"So this time I hope that through my introduction, everyone can buy more."

"But Lao Lin, strange creatures' lives are also their lives, don't you think of them as firecrackers and firecrackers..."

Director Tibetan Fox asked with a frown.

"Don't worry, Brother Liang, you'll know when I introduce you to it later!"

Lin Muge walked into the small zombie market while talking.

"Good guy..."

Seeing all kinds of Xiao Zong and Ling Lang's eye-catching products in front, Director Zanghu rubbed his brows vigorously.

PS: Self-examination, today I am extraordinarily short

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