Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? !

"Everyone, do so many fireworks and firecrackers have a New Year's flavor in an instant?"

"I'll start from scratch!"

Lin Muge first raised the angle of the camera to show everyone a whole wave.

Compared with the various special snacks last time, the entire Xiaozong Market seems to be more down-to-earth...

The stalls are also much more standardized.

There should be no fake situation like the last time the pig brain was mixed with the human brain.

In addition to fireworks and firecrackers, there are also various couplets, window grilles, and even lanterns and so on...

"Brother Liang, don't be afraid. If you're not careful, the whole Xiaozong market might explode."

Lin Muge patted Director Zanghu on the shoulder and walked to the first booth.

"Ow!"

"Well, I'll take a look first!"

He skillfully exchanged two sentences with the stall owner, Xiao Zong.

There was a row of pitch-black mushrooms on the booth, each about the size of a palm, standing there like charcoal black.

"Look, this is a weird plant, the scientific name is carbon mushroom, because it looks like charcoal, but I like to call it the destruction mushroom..."

Lin Muge picked up one and showed it in front of the camera.

Director Tibetan Fox took a breath and instinctively took two steps back.

Dude, destroy the mushroom.

Although Lin Muge's name is somewhat dark and humorous, it is still a bit logical...

Could it be that this mushroom will look like the Destruction Mushroom in Plants vs. Zombies?

"As we all know, my name has always been full of logic."

"Why do I call it Destruction Mushroom, let me demonstrate it to everyone."

"The way to detonate it is simple and primitive."

Lin Muge took out a box of matches from his arms, and then opened it with a swipe.

With the appearance of normal flames, the little zombies on the side also gathered around.

"Yes, the destruction mushroom needs to be ignited with fire, and the ghost fire can also be used, but the two groups of ghost fire are too high for me to reach."

Lin Muge rubbed Ruin Mushroom's body.

"There is a black line here. You can understand it as the navel of the destruction mushroom. If you light this line, it will explode."

After showing it to everyone, he lit the black thin line.

"Lao Lin, don't you throw it away?!"

"Huh?? What are you doing!!!"

The pupils of Director Tibetan Fox, who had already withdrawn five or six meters, trembled.

He thought that after Lin Muge was lit, he would quickly throw the destruction mushroom out like a normal cannon.

But he never expected that instead of throwing it out, Lin Muge smiled evilly, and then opened his mouth and bit the mushroom handle of the Destruction Mushroom like he was smoking a big cigar.

After biting it tightly, he even raised his eyebrows at Director Zanghu.

The little zombies surrounding it all screamed and slapped at their distinguished platinum member, Lin Muge.

"???"

"Put it in your mouth?"

"Pigeon has been lost in the rainbow farts around the little stiff!"

"Shit, this piece is fried!"

"What is Pigeon doing!"

"Good guy I dare not watch"

You can clearly see that the tiny flame is moving uniformly and slowly along the navel of the destroying mushroom.

Then……

"Boom!"

"belch!"

Between the lightning and flint, the mushroom head of the destroying mushroom in Lin Muge's mouth flew into the air like a rocket, and exploded between the clouds, leaving only a cloud of black smoke in the shape of a mushroom cloud.

At the same time, Lin Muge hiccupped contentedly.

"As you can see, the power of the destruction mushroom is very huge, and the black smoke that explodes is also very beautiful."

Lin Muge said while holding the camera.

"...Lao Lin, you...in your mouth..."

After confirming that there is really no danger, Director Zanghu walked around in a serpentine position and asked with a suspicious look on the surrounding Xiao Zong.

"That's right guys, I always tell you that you can't just look at things on the surface."

"This Mushroom of Destruction looks like a firecracker, but it's actually a kind of food."

"When its head flies out, it also ejects a very sweet liquid from its buttocks, which is very delicious and quenches its thirst."

Lin Muge picked up another one and lit it directly.

"Brother Liang, do you want to try it?"

"No no no no, I have a toothache and can't drink sweets."

"Toothache? Exactly! There are some strange creatures that will eat your cavities when you put them in your mouth, and treat them as your new teeth, including the finger worms that I have learned about before, which can cure toothaches. I'll find them later. Find out if you have any."

He put the Doomshroom in his mouth again before it sprayed.

With a loud bang, Lin Muge's face also showed a happy expression.

"Clean and hygienic, brothers! The taste of childhood!"

He gave the camera a thumbs up.

"Just right"

"Digging Your Own Grave"

"Pigeon is so good"

"Is it really that delicious..."

"Destruction Mushroom: Destroy it, tired"

"So if I shoot at people, can it be used as a weapon of mass destruction dog head]"

The number of people in the live broadcast room gradually exceeded 3 million.

Even if he is as strong as Director Tibetan Fox, the current three views are being refreshed, not to mention everyone in the live broadcast room...

"Ow?"

"Well, give me six more packs."

Lin Muge picked six sturdy and plump mushrooms of destruction and put them in the bag, and gave Xiao Zong a bottle of blood directly and generously.

"Daqiang throws the gun, very good, straight to the point."

The name of the stall on the side is called Daqiang Baopao.

The stall owner, Da Qiang, is a very strong old man with a big hole in his stomach, so he emptied the two kidneys and used them as two pockets, which can be put in to warm his hands.

It looks very creative.

"Qiangzi really sells a cannonball, a very honest and honest little jerk."

Lin Muge and Qiangzi exchanged a few words first, and then pointed the camera at the so-called throwing gun in front of them.

They were all that pink tadpole shape, and they looked disgusting and cute.

"Look at these throwing guns."

"There are high jumpers, long jumpers, push-ups, pull-ups, and some sneaking around."

"Anyway, there are all kinds of cannonballs, they are all in motion, and the quality is pretty good."

He introduced it briefly.

I can see that Director Tibetan Fox can't stop laughing.

"The scientific name of these cannonballs is called Fanji. Huo Qubing's disease is a strange creature that lives three to five meters underground."

"They eat the roots and their own kind of trees that are especially deep."

"Yes, after they are hungry, if they don't find food, they will eat the same kind around them, and the reproduction speed is also very terrifying, comparable to cockroaches, it is an out-and-out pest."

"Now this **** society, even the pests are moving in order to pierce the bark, it's too roll!"

Lin Muge sighed with heartache.

"The most curly thing at the scene is you, pigeon and dog head]"

"Physical Testing Site"

"I'm even worse than a pest..."

"The Disease of Huo Qubing"

"Xin Qiji's Disease"

"Why does Qiangzi feel so oppressed without both kidneys..."

Barrages flashed by.

Seeing that even the pests are working so hard to destroy the number of people, the conscience of everyone who has been huddled in the bed when they are in their prime is also aching.

"Everyone can play the cannonball. It's very simple. Brother Liang, you can try it too. First, hold their tails. It must be the tail, it must be the tail!"

"Uh-huh??"

Director Tibetan Fox, who was just about to get started, frowned.

Fanji looks like a pink tadpole with a thin line behind a round head.

However, Lin Muge, who had stressed that she had to hold her tail, carefully held the big round head.

"Uh...Lao Lin...Which is the tail..."

Director Tibetan Fox rubbed his eyes and asked.

"Of course it's the big head. If you don't pinch the tail and pinch the tiny head in front of it, it will get into your hand."

Lin Muge scratched his head, "It's like this."

In the groaning sound of Director Tibetan Fox, Lin Muge actually pinched Fanji's slender head in order to demonstrate to everyone.

"Everyone sees that it's going to get into my hands. It was doing push-ups and pull-ups just now. This muscle is really not covered."

Lin Muge put her hand in front of the camera.

Everyone can clearly see that Fan Ji plunged into Lin Muge's flesh and blood as if he had pierced a piece of paper and burrowed hard.

"What to do in this situation, we just need to pinch its tail and whizz like a spiderman's silk jet!"

Lin Muge squeezed Fanji's tail and exerted force, and Fanji flew out with a swish and hit the ground, making a bang like a cannonball.

"Lao Lin! Your hands won't get infected, right, you..."

"No, no, powder disease will give you anesthesia after piercing your skin, you won't feel pain, and the wound will be like being stabbed by a needle. There's nothing wrong."

Lin Muge said with a relaxed expression, wiping the blood from his fingers.

"Generally, the older Xiao Zong likes to put Fan Ji in the position of the temple and let Fan Ji get into their brains and wander freely, which can make their thinking more active, such as Hadron."

"Now Hadron's brain is like a bathtub, with very active thinking, let's try it out."

He aimed the camera at Da Qiang.

Under the guidance of Lin Muge, through Daqiang's eyes, everyone can clearly see a lot of fan diseases wandering inside.

"Haron, how much is one plus one?"

"Ow?"

"Look, one plus one equals two, and it can really make two with only two fingers."

Seeing Qiangzi stretch out his two-fingered hand, Lin Muge was taken aback, and instantly became in awe of Qiangzi.

"Active Thinking"

"The Hadron: Why I Only Have Two Fingers"

"You don't have to demonstrate for us like this..."

"The Big Head is the Tail"

"So the normal tadpole, the bigger one is the head, right?"

"So for a normal tiger, the tail is the one behind the butt? Dog's head]"

Director Tibetan Fox on the side, like Lin Muge just now, pinched Fan Ji's tail and threw it to the ground.

Except for those places where it doesn't look like a cannonball, it really looks like a cannonball.

"Xiao Shiyi should like it a lot, take more."

With a big wave of Lin Muge's hand, he directly put half of Qiangzi's cannonballs into the glass jar he carried with him.

Then Qiangzi also took out a few from his head to replenish.

"Lao Lin, is this a bamboo shoot?"

Director Tibetan Fox frowned and took a close-up of the bamboo shoot-like thing standing on the next booth, and then sent it to their group full of experts on various animals and plants.

"Where can there be bamboo shoots this season?"

"But this fake is quite real."

A professor in the group who specializes in giant pandas gave a thumbs up.

"To be in a place like this, it's clearly not."

Lin Muge squatted down and picked up a so-called bamboo shoot.

"Brothers, this weird biological name is called Xiaoxiaosun, and it also lives in the ground, so the little zombie can dig it out."

"Everyone usually buys the kind of hanging whip that counts how many times. Five hundred hits is five hundred crackles, and eight hundred hits is eight hundred times."

"Xiaoxiaosun is also, this little cutie in my hand is 672.5 sounds visually."

"Then I'll show you guys."

He held Xiaoxiaosun in his arms like a little baby, and then gently stroked it along the lines on its body.

"Clap clap clap clap!"

After touching it for three or four times, the leaves on Xiaoxiaosun's body rolled up, revealing six mouths full of big white teeth, and it burst into laughter.

The laughter was chaotic and deafening, and when you closed your eyes, it was really like someone was putting that kind of hanging whip in the courtyard...

"Hoohoo!"

After laughing 627.468 times, these eight or six mouths were still out of breath.

"Pooh!"

In the end, they swore at Lin Muge and then retracted back into the leaves.

""Vision"

"Pigeon's visual observation even has a decimal point..."

"The Hanging Whip"

"Pigeon completely refreshed my understanding of firecrackers..."

"It's not all firecrackers that can make a sound!"

""Look how happy it laughs"

Not only everyone in the live broadcast room, but Director Tibetan Fox was also taken aback.

He posted the video to the group.

The whole group fell silent in an instant.

"Look, that uncle over there is even better!"

Lin Muge pointed the camera at a tree in front.

Under the tree, an old man just climbed out of the ground, holding this thick, big, green bamboo shoot in his hand.

"I'm afraid it won't make a thousand bangs? How grand is it to put it on your own grave!"

Lin Muge gave the little stiff uncle a thumbs up.

The uncle also gave him a terrifying smile.

"But Xiaoxiaosun can't laugh all the time, they get tired and can only laugh once or twice a day."

"I don't usually see this kind of thing, I take it home and plant it."

He patted Xiaoxiaosun's buttocks in his arms and stuffed it into his bag.

"Then there are wood carvings in front, let's go and see!"

The firecrackers in front are all the same, nothing new.

Lin Muge brought Director Tibetan Fox to the front of "Lao Yang Pure Handmade Wood Carving Workshop".

"I think it's more appropriate to change this pure handmade woodcarving to pure oral work."

He pointed the camera at Lao Yang.

At first glance, Lao Yang is the kind of very honest and friendly kind who will show the way to those who get lost in the deep mountains and forests at night.

At this moment, he was holding a wooden block in his mouth.

The sharp teeth danced on it, and the resulting sawdust was licked off with the flexible tongue.

With such sharp teeth, it feels like one bite can bite a normal person's bone in half...

"powerful."

Director Tibetan Fox silently gave a thumbs up.

It's really...the year is full of flavor...

"Then there are couplets ahead."

"Very festive."

Lin Muge continued to stroll forward.

"These couplets are all written with fresh animal blood, and they are full of nonsense. Let me translate them for you."

He picked up a couplet.

The blood that was not completely dry on the top slowly flowed down, making the ghost talk that looked extremely ferocious and terrifying even more solemn.

"Where is this hanging in a haunted house..."

Director Tibetan Fox rubbed his temples.

"bounty happiness."

"Shoubi Nanshan."

"The horizontal criticism is 'early death and early birth'."

Lin Muge frowned and translated.

"Very good, very cultural, I want this couplet."

He silently put the couplet into the bag.

"When the time comes, it will be hung at the gate of our house to ward off evil spirits. The fresh pig blood can make those evil spirits feel scared and give me a sense of security."

"Then hang up two more door gods, absolutely."

Next to the couplet are two ghost-like pieces of paper.

Lin Muge didn't say that it was a door **** and everyone thought it was waste paper...

"I think you just need to hang a picture of pigeons at the door, it's just a dog's head]"

"I still remember how the pigeons on the high-speed train frightened a strange carriage on the high-speed train that day..."

"Spring Couplets"

"So isn't this couplet really just a random combination of pigeon pigeons..."

""Very Cultured"

"Will there really be Xiao Zong sticking couplets on his coffin board..."

"Of course! I'm going to die for sure!"

Lin Muge glanced at the barrage while he was busy and said.

"Brother Liang, do you want a pair?"

"No need, our family... we don't post couplets."

"Don't post couplets? Don't you have a door in your house?"

"...Maybe not."

Director Tibetan Fox suddenly lit up.

"Beside the ancient road outside Changteng... a group of egrets ascending to the sky??"

In the booth next door, he actually saw a living zombie writing human words!

Although this couplet was right on the donkey's lips and not the horse's mouth, at least human beings can understand it!

"Hey isn't this Wang Defa?"

Lin Muge was stunned for a moment and said in surprise.

"Master Lin, now the little monk's name is Defa."

Wang Defa, who was wearing a gray cloth monk's robe, said humbly with his hands folded.

The hairless head was shining brightly under the faint green ghost fire, which made people panic.

"Do you still know him? He used to be the follower of that cannibalistic living zombie, and he has been a monk for almost a month now."

"I didn't expect this change... Earthshaking..."

Lin Muge looked Wang Defa up and down.

It doesn't have that impetuous feeling in the whole person, and it gives people a peaceful feeling of life and death, tranquility and far-reaching.

"The little monk has already seen through the red dust."

Wang Defa used the barren poetry reserve in his mind to spliced ​​the couplets together, and at first glance, they were quite similar.

"This... Yes, I never thought that being a monk could make such a big change in a strange..."

"And you have a little brother, that vampire doll?"

Lin Muge handed him a bottle of blood.

He drank it very reservedly, then hiccupped.

"Xu Yixiong couldn't stand the life of fasting and chanting Buddha, so he chose to return to the secular world."

"He decided to apply for an organization called the Weird Authority."

Wang Defa sighed secretly.

He and Xu Yi are also brothers and sisters, but I didn't expect them to be separated now.

"Indeed, the Bureau of Deception is currently recruiting new recruits, but it's only weird. Humans... are still too weak."

Lin Muge nodded.

"Man is too weak"

"So Pigeon, your next sentence is..."

"JOJO! I'm not a human anymore! Dog head]"

"My Buddha can even cross a dog's head when it's weird]"

"Even the weirdness has seen through the red dust..."

"Indeed, it takes a long time for humans to accept the weirdness"

At the same time as rows of barrages flashed by, Lin Muge also glanced at the shops behind.

There are some human skin lanterns and red paper figures in the back, as well as some window grilles.

To be honest, it's pretty routine, and Lin Muge didn't introduce it any further.

"Brothers, today's live broadcast is almost over here."

"I bought some firecrackers and couplets, which can be regarded as a small wave of purchases."

"It's not too early, everyone goes to bed early and wakes up early, here's a simple wish everyone's nightmares come true!"

On the full screen? Next, Lin Muge thanked a wave of gifts and turned off the live broadcast.

…

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"Humans are still too weak..."

In Villa No. 11, Ye Xinglan murmured and repeated what Lin Muge said in the live broadcast while bandaging the wound on his body.

"Humanity……"

She raised her finger and gently touched her wound, and then gradually exerted force, knowing that the outermost layer of the gauze had also penetrated a little blood red.

Only when she is in pain can she feel that she is a human...

"Uh……"

Just as she was about to continue doing the questions, she suddenly felt a trance in front of her.

"It's this feeling again..."

Ye Xinglan rubbed his right eye vigorously.

When she opened her eyes again, the navy blue of her right eye had turned into a slightly bluish azure blue.

In her eyes, humans gradually disappeared, leaving only countless strange things that normal humans can't see with the naked eye.

Since she was a child, she has always been unable to see human beings from time to time, only strange.

And the only way to get her out of this request for money is...

Ye Xinglan put her finger on her wound again.

"Wait...there..."

She stood up and frowned and looked at the distant suburbs.

The weirdness in her eyes has always been blue, emitting a faint light like a firefly.

but now……

Ye Xinglan rubbed her eyes ~www.readwn.com~ the suburban location. In the surrounding darkness, there was a place that radiated dazzling blue light in her eyes like a blue torch.

How many strange gatherings must be gathered to emit such light...

Ye Xinglan silently memorized the position, and then pressed his finger **** the wound.

The sharp pain for a moment made her face pale instantly.

At the same time, her pupils returned to dark blue again.

Everything in front of me became normal again.

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Meanwhile, the suburban toy manufacturing wholesale market is outside.

"Sister Can, are you sure you want to go in?"

Ji Fanbu hugged his head and yawned.

In front of him is the Pleasant Goat doll walking in the air.

"Of course, Gu said that there are the most complete dolls in the entire Nancheng. Can't I change my body when I am old for the New Year?"

Li Canyi stretched out his hoof.

"Look at you, my hooves are open."

"Is the **** also showing hair? If Lin Muge sees this... eh..."

She shuddered.

"alright……"

Looking at the toy wholesale market in the dark ahead, Ji Fanbu also threw his head high in the air, and then slammed to the ground.

"Front, then I'll go in with you."

He sighed.

"You love it or not, anyway, I want to pick the most terrifying image."

"But Sister Can, why do I feel that there are so many strange things in it..."

Ji Fanbu observed and reminded.

"Oh? So what?"

Li Can spread out the sheep's hoof and smiled disdainfully.

"go!"

With a wave of her hoof, the front door lock automatically opened.

Inside, the eyes of all the dolls flickered with an extremely strange light...