Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? !

"Look at the big spray mushroom now."

Lin Muge turned on the light.

The whole body of the big spray mushroom was instantly seen.

"So fat??"

"I still remember the first time I saw a big spray mushroom, it was only the size of a baby's head..."

“Pigeon food is also very good”

"I feel like the big spray mushroom is about to burst myself..."

""Middle-aged fat"

"Is it possible that this thing in front of me is not the big spray mushroom, but it swallowed the big spray mushroom dog's head]"

Barrages flashed by.

Some old fans, and even some face fans with big spray mushrooms, said they were unacceptable.

Now the entire body of the big spray mushroom is in that swollen and fleshy state, and it has even stretched its mushroom skin into a translucent state.

At first glance, it looks like a purple mushroom cloud floating on the thick mushroom stalk.

A small flower pot can no longer hold it now, more like a mushroom with a flower pot growing on it...

"I haven't seen you for half a year..."

Director Tibetan Fox is also in disbelief...

"It will grow again, and the big spray mushroom has infinite potential."

Lin Muge took a basin and placed it in front of the big spray mushroom.

"vomit!"

Before he could do anything, the big spray mushroom voluntarily spit out half a pot of juice.

The neat and neat movements are so skillful that it makes people feel distressed.

"Don't worry, I don't want your mushroom juice today, I want your mushroom skin today."

Lin Muge shook the knife in his hand.

"The next scene may be very **** and cruel, and minors please watch with their parents."

"Peeling the mushroom skin of the big spray mushroom is very simple, because the big spray mushroom has no hands or feet and can't resist."

"It's okay, it doesn't hurt, it's just a moment."

He first took the knife and closed one eye and gestured twice.

The big spray mushroom in front was shivering, and the bloated body was shaking, pitiful like a 200-pound mushroom.

"Does this require any skill or something?"

Director Tibetan Fox asked Lin Muge, who was spitting blood and wanted to kneel to kowtow to Lin Muge.

"No, in fact, cutting the mushroom skin of the big spray mushroom can exercise its viability and help it live longer and be healthier."

"But after all, I have feelings. Let me prepare you mentally. I will count for five seconds and then start."

Lin Muge poked the mushroom head of the big spray mushroom.

"five."

"Four."

"Shh!"

Just after counting to four and not counting to three, Lin Muge ruthlessly slashed directly at Big Spray Mushroom.

Director Tibetan Fox, who was startled, jumped.

"Just a moment."

He slashed a few more times to widen the wound.

Aunt of purple blood flowed out, and drops of cold blood splashed onto Lin Muge's face.

The body of the big spray mushroom was twisted in pain, silently mourning.

"Huh, it's alright."

A few seconds later, Lin Muge's hand had a piece of mushroom skin flickering with crystal clear purple light.

On the head of the big spray mushroom... there is a bald piece.

"Hahahaha I know I shouldn't laugh but it's funny"

"Pigeon's ruthless iron hand"

""Five Seconds Countdown"

"The adults lied to me like this when I was pulling teeth when I was a child]"

"The big spray mushroom seems to be bald..."

"Does anyone think that the twisting of the big spray mushroom is so astringent]"

"It's too twisty"

Now Lin Muge's hands are full of purple liquid, which can be said to be very bloody.

"Alas, the big spray mushroom can still handle it. I know that red blood will cause the live broadcast room to be 404, so I specially dyed my blood purple."

Lin Muge said while washing his hands.

"...isn't it funny..."

"...hahahahaha funny!"

Director Tibetan Fox froze for a moment and gave a thumbs up.

This turned out to be an impromptu joke by Lin Muge...

"Then it's a simple salad, just cut a cucumber and mix it with white vinegar."

Lin Muge walked to the kitchen and finished mixing the mushroom skins in two minutes.

"Is it so fast..."

Director Tibetan Fox swallowed his saliva.

It looks quite appetizing...

Mainly this mushroom skin, it can't sing, can't dance, can't fight...

It... turned out to be really an ordinary mushroom skin!

"Of course, it's such a waste to mix cold dishes..."

Lin Muge put down the camera and rummaged in the cafeteria.

"But brothers, now there is a very serious problem."

He took a deep breath and looked at Director Tibetan Fox.

"We don't have any meat anymore."

"but……"

Director Tibetan Fox took the camera and opened the large double-door refrigerator.

It has pork, lamb rolls, beef, half a chicken, spare ribs and a variety of seafood.

"..."

"..."

Director Tibetan Fox and Lin Muge looked at each other silently.

The atmosphere was very subtle for a while.

"Can this be called meat?"

Lin Muge spread out his hands.

"This... aren't these all... meat..."

"These are the flesh of living things."

"……So……"

"Who eats the flesh of creatures during the Chinese New Year, and must not eat strange creatures."

"……what?"

Director Tibetan Fox licked his dry lips.

Why...how does it feel like it doesn't match Lin Muge's brainwaves...

""Our House Has No Meat"

""No Flesh in the Eyes"

"A piece of meat, it can't dance, is it still called meat dog head]"

""Open Your Eyes and Talk Nonsense"

"I propose to start a training course for raw meat immediately"

"Meat that can't sing, dance and perform talent is not considered meat in the eyes of pigeons]"

The number of people in the live broadcast room has gradually stabilized at around 5 million.

Looking at so much meat and saying that there is no meat to eat, Lin Muge is also the first.

"Brother Liang finally came here, I made such regular meat as if we had a bad relationship."

"Normally, every family has to prepare some meat for the New Year, but I'm still too lazy to go into the sea to fish."

Lin Muge sighed reproachfully.

"No, no, that's enough, Lao Lin, our relationship... there is no need to use meat to highlight..."

"No, why don't I go hunting in the mountains now?"

"Don't, don't, let the little zombies have a new year too."

Director Tibetan Fox gave a wry smile.

"Snapped!"

Before they could argue, the kitchen window suddenly shattered.

Under the scattered glass, a lively meatball duang bounced in.

The huge momentum makes it bounce around the kitchen like a bouncy ball.

Finally, it slammed into the pot.

"What's the matter!"

Lemonade, who had just put on her pajamas, floated down very fast.

I saw Director Tibetan Fox with a confused look and Lin Muge with surprise eyes.

"Brothers! I just said that there is no more meat, isn't this meat coming!"

"Looking at it tired and out of breath, it looks like it has come all the way, it can't wait to be eaten by us!"

"This act of sending charcoal in the snow is so conscious and touching that I decided to steam it."

Lin Muge pointed the camera at the still moving piece of meat in the pot.

Only then did everyone see what it looked like.

Mouths are densely packed on the uneven surface like the surface of the moon.

The row of serrated teeth of the meat grinder in the mouth makes the scalp numb.

The most terrifying thing is that every mouth still has a tongue sticking out from time to time...

It is indeed like what Lin Muge said, it is already tired and out of breath...

"Brothers, I have introduced this strange creature in the public account. Its scientific name is a multi-mouthed beast, because it is obvious that it has a lot of mouths."

"And every cherry mouth is very sexy, you can put your hand in its mouth when you are bored, and then take it out when he doesn't shut up to see who has the fastest reaction. The worst case is amputation. , very safe and fun.”

"Of course, this kind of weirdness is equivalent to the captive meat rabbit or white feather chicken, which is used to eat, and it is especially delicious when steamed."

"The only downside is that one is a bit small. Generally speaking, there are four at a time, and the whole Sixi ball."

Under the skeptical expressions of Director Tibetan Fox and Yu Xinning, Lin Muge introduced it with saliva.

"It's a little bit more complicated to deal with the polymouth, which requires all its sharp teeth to be plucked out."

"Of course, you can also choose to steam it first, and then sift it like a fishbone when you eat it."

"I prefer to have all my teeth pulled out before steaming."

Lin Muge gave the camera to Director Tibetan Fox.

After moving his muscles and bones for a while, he looked at the three thousand hands.

"Etc., etc……"

Director Tibetan Fox quickly grabbed Lin Muge.

"Lao Lin, the origin of this thing..."

He looked to the side of the broken window.

Because Lin Muge's house was obviously colder than the outside, so after the window was shattered, he even felt a burst of warmth...

"what!"

Lin Muge patted his head.

"Thank you, thank you for the gift of nature!"

He clenched his fists against the sky.

"???"

"God said that pigeons must have meat dog heads]"

"Is that possible???"

"Could it have fallen from the sky??"

"I can bear the fact that pigeons can fly, but why does food fly into the pot on their own initiative!"

"Do I really live in a world with Pigeon..."

"Please don't refresh my three views again!"

There are more than five million people in the live broadcast room, and more than four million people are suffering as much as Director Tibetan Fox.

The rest of the million or so is all weird.

"Isn't there a kind of knight who robbed the rich to help the poor in ancient times, robbed the rich of money and then threw it into the poor's house in the middle of the night?"

"It's a big New Year's Eve, maybe it's some knight who robbed the rich to help the poor?"

Lin Muge gave the camera a thumbs up.

"...How could it be so weird..."

Director Tibetan Fox on the side shook his head, he was already numb...

…

…

an hour ago.

South City Conspiracy Bureau.

"Pig Man! It's not good! The mouth beasts escaped while trading with the mermaid! They can swim!"

"What? They can swim?"

"Yes! All four of them ran away! And one with the scales of a merman!"

"what?!!"

The pig man doll slapped the table.

While their conspiracy bureau is searching for snow scorpion flowers across the country, they will also bring back some strange creatures of livestock to keep them in captivity.

For example, the Nian Beasts in Nian Beast Village, such as the multi-mouthed beasts.

The place of captivity is on the coast of Nancheng, where they plan to build a port for trade with the mermaid.

Today is their first official deal.

Going to exchange four jins of scales with four multi-mouthed beasts and mermaids.

Didn't expect it to be so yellow? ?

"Batman!"

"arrive!"

"Peppa Pig!"

"arrive!"

"snow White!"

"clear!"

"Superman!"

"OK!"

"You four come with me to hunt down the escaping goblins!"

The pig man doll stood on the stool with its beer belly straight and looked at the dolls in front of him and said seriously.

These dolls were used to press the bottom of the box under the Lin Mu pigeon bed with it.

Everyone knows the bottom line and has a deep brotherhood.

Now they have joined the conspiracy bureau together, and the cooperation is also very tacit.

"Pig Man! What about me!"

A tailless Mickey Mouse doll pushed through the door.

"Go and appease the murlocs!"

"Why? I also want to go with you guys to catch the babbler!"

"Because you are Mickey Mouse, Disney will send a lawyer's letter if you appear too much!"

Pig Man slapped his cape.

The dolls in the back followed it into the air one by one, full of momentum.

"Then why can Snow White!"

"Because my sister is a copycat version."

Snow White **** her blond hair, tossed her high heels, and followed Pig Man with her bare feet.

"Pig Man! I saw it!"

Batman pointed into the distance and said in his throat cancer-like hoarse voice.

"Why did you get so far!"

Peppa Pig rubbed his eyes and looked hard enough to catch the figure of the four goblins jumping away in a panic.

"Because of ImBatman."

Batman said with a sneer.

"You four go after me! I'll make a call!"

Pig Man is indeed a battle-hardened man.

Strategic deployment was made immediately after capturing the enemy.

"receive!"

Superman took off first, with Batman hanging from his cape.

Peppa Pig and Snow White in the back are not far behind.

"The mouthed beast will instinctively run towards the place where the yin is heaviest."

"The place with the heaviest yin in the entire Nancheng is..."

"Either Qishan!"

"Either... the Haunted Sugarwood Hospital!"

Pig Man calmly analyzed.

The entire Qishan used to be a mass burial mound.

But there are Brother Xizi and other dolls sitting in the sugar wood hospital, as well as Ji Fanbu and Xiaoronghu, etc., and the yin is not small.

"Call Brother Xizi first!"

Pig Man picked up his mobile phone and dialed Li Canyi's number.

"Hey Xizi, it's me, Pig Man."

"Okay wait a minute, Sister Can, I'm looking for you!"

On the other end of the phone, Ji Fanbu's voice came.

"Hey! If you have something to say, say it and let it go! I'm going to be scary!"

Li Canyi, who is in adolescence at a strange age, said irritably.

"Brother Xizi, there is a strange creature that may be running towards your sugar wood hospital. Its scientific name is called a multi-mouthed beast. It is introduced in Lin Muge's public account."

"What? Okay, if it dares to come, I will accept it and hang up."

The Pleasant Goat doll hangs up with a sheep's hoof.

"It's not a peace of mind for the New Year's Eve, alas"

It glanced at the surveillance screen.

"The last wave of tourists is coming, so I'm going to have supper first."

"Let's go together."

Ji Fanbu put his head in the monitoring room, opened Lin Muge's public account, and read the introduction of the talking beast.

The body followed behind Pleasant Goat.

"Then I'll go to Qishan to contain it!"

After hanging up the phone, Pig Man calmly thought for a while, and determined that there was no place in the entire Nancheng where the Yin Qi was heavier.

"Shh!"

It took a deep breath and rose into the air.

The technique of flying was taught to them by Lin Muge when he returned from the abandoned steel factory to soak in the hot spring.

Although it has only been practiced for two or three days, everyone has mastered it very quickly.

"Beep beep!"

"I think I saw Superman!"

"Is this the special effect of the drone?"

"Is that Batman?"

"Snow White seems to be smiling at me!"

"And Peppa Pig!"

Years have passed.

Although the official holiday has arrived, some big companies in Nancheng are still brightly lit.

Some young social animals who were forced to choose to celebrate the New Year on the spot were making coffee.

No firecrackers, no fireworks, no extension, just the code in front of you and the hair falling out.

But with an exclamation, the dolls representing childhood and youth flew past the window of the building one by one.

Although dreamy.

But it also brings you a little bit of relaxation that should be in the new year...

"Huh! What is that!"

"Monster???"

"Come on Batman!"

"Come on, Dachao!"

"Peppa Pig rush for me!"

"Really Snow White on the run!"

Four goblins ran from the port to the city.

The four dolls followed suit.

They are really like superheroes in the comics constantly shuttle through the building, accelerating in the cheers of everyone.

The originally dead city suddenly became lively.

The dolls inadvertently added a bit of joy and a New Year's flavor to Nancheng while chasing the multi-mouthed beast.

"It's the direction of Qishan!"

The pig man behind stood on the roof of a car and rested for half a minute, and then took off again.

Sure enough, the place with the most yin in Nancheng is still Qishan.

After all, there are so many zombies, and there is a Senran cemetery ahead.

No matter how you think about it, there is no other place in Nancheng that can be as heavy as Qishan's Yin Qi, right?

"Bang bang bang bang!"

Pig Man, who came around from the path, just happened to see four multi-mouthed beasts plunge into Qishan, one by one.

Among them, there must be one with four catties of scales of the mermaid clan in his mouth.

"They will naturally stop when they reach the heaviest yin! We just need to follow them!"

Pig Man shouted.

Now the talkative beast has been panicking, and his physical strength has gradually declined, and he is all relying on instinct.

It's also good to pack them away after they stop.

This part of the road should give them exercise.

According to Lin Muge's food psychology, food tastes better after a workout.

"etc……"

"they……"

Pig Man, who kept a distance and followed behind the multi-mouthed beast, changed his face.

The mouthful beasts in front of them passed through Xiao Zong's territory and didn't have the slightest intention to stop.

Instead, it was a bit faster like a 100-meter sprint.

"Batman! Stop them! The neighborhood is ahead!"

"overover!"

Batman's steady, hoarse voice came.

He stepped on the branch and accelerated suddenly, and the furry iron fist slammed into the **** of a multi-mouthed beast.

"Ow Oo"

An ecstatic harmony emanated from the mouthful of the beast's cherry mouths, disturbing the two beside it by the way.

But there was still a breakthrough.

The speed is extremely fast, so fast that he doesn't even care about his own life or death.

"Is this stupid!"

Pig Man and Superman flew with bated breath.

But the mouthful beast tried his best every time he flicked it.

There were even cases where Xiao Zong, who accidentally stretched out his hand, was directly smashed into a broken arm.

"Me and Paige are going to help Xiao Zong!"

Snow White gritted her teeth and stopped in the air.

After giving Pig Man a wink, he and Peppa Pig helped the injured Xiao Zong.

"Is it crazy!!"

Superman uttered a foul language.

The mouthful beast actually popped out of Qishan's range, and entered Tianfu Community directly from the back mountain.

Could it be that the yin in the community is even heavier than that of Qishan?

"It's just supposed to feel out of place!"

Pig Man squinted and gritted his teeth.

"Huh? What..."

"Fuck!!!"

Xu Tianqi, who was on the night shift, had just finished feeding the cockroach killer cockroaches when he saw a big meat ball with a full mouth flying from the sky, and Duang's one bounced to the ground and flew dozens of meters away.

Then followed by the pig man doll and superman...

"Oh, I'm used to it."

After the surprise, Xu Tianqi realized that he didn't seem so surprised.

He patted the cockroach killer's little head and shook his head.

got used to.

"hiss……"

In Villa No. 6, Zhu Shou, who was happily playing with the one-eyed little ping pong racket, was looking at a deep pit that suddenly appeared in his yard and gasped.

But after seeing Pig Man and Superman behind him, he was relieved.

Alas, Brother Lin, he can always surprise him.

Presumably this is the playfulness of the weird people in Xiaolin's family...

He continued to play with the one-eyed little ping pong.

"Damn...it..."

"Snapped!"

Under the desperate gaze of Pig Man, the multi-mouthed beast rushed into Villa No. 11 with a single phase.

The sound of the window cracking made his heart go cold.

In case someone gets hurt...

"Lying trough forest pigeon!"

Superman's exclamation came.

"...Damn...I should have thought..."

Pig Man also took a closer look.

I saw Lin Muge chatting in the kitchen, and the talkative beast lying in the pot.

If there is only one place in the world where the Yin Qi can be heavier than Qishan...

That……

Only Lin Muge is at home...

Pig Man and Superman sighed at the same time as they looked at the multi-mouthed beast whose teeth were pulled out by a thousand hands.

The two looked at each other and saw the sympathy in each other's eyes.

Heaven has a way and you don't go.

There is no door to hell, you have to break in!

"Clap clap clap!"

But haven't waited for them to react.

The other three bruised multi-billed beasts behind him also smashed the glass of Lin Muge's house and rushed into its kitchen.

"Grass."

Batman, panting behind him, saw the beaming Lin Shepherd, and couldn't help but spit out the cute scientific name of a common green plant.

"Hey little pig! Why hasn't the mouthed beast you mentioned come over yet! My water is boiling, so I'm waiting for the pot!"

Brother Xizi's phone call.

A bitterness appeared on Pig Man's face.

"Brother Xizi, the mouthed beast will instinctively run towards the place where the yin is heavy."

"Yeah, I've watched Lin Muge's popular science."

"...So it went to Lin Muge's house."

Pig Man's voice trembled, "...they are being used as basketball racquets by Lin Muge..."

"Oh."

On the other side of the phone, the Pleasant Goat doll was silent for a few seconds and nodded.

"Xiao Ji! I can't boil the water for nothing, or put your head in it and cook it."

"Or the chicken-eating fox."

"..."

Piggy and Batman and Superman gasped.

As expected, Brother Xizi is still...killing people like hemp...

"Sister Can, don't make trouble, the New Year is coming soon, let's go back to Pigeon's house these few days."

"By the way, give Pigeon a surprise and scare him when we go back!"

Ji Fanbu's voice came from a distance.

You can also faintly hear the cry of the little velvet fox.

"Huh? Yes! Let Xiao Xiaolin Shepherd see how good I am!"

Brother Xizi's swollen voice came, and Pig Man also hung up the phone wisely.

Done.

Brother Xizi is about to be educated again...

"Hey, let's go, these four talkative beasts are also suffering from blood mold."

Pig Man sighed.

I can't bear to watch the talkative beast that was patted and patted by Lin Muge so much...

"Hey senior! Piggy!"

Sweeping the glass fragments, Ning Ning pointed at the back of Pig Man in the air and said excitedly ~www.readwn.com~ Pig Man! "

Lin Muge's face was a little more moved.

"Brother Liang, how are our dolls?"

"These four meatballs look like Piggy misses me, but I'm embarrassed to come to me directly, so I use this way to express my love and gratitude to me!"

"Thank you! Piggy!"

He nodded towards the window.

"...Aren't they sent directly..."

A trace of complexity flashed in Director Tibetan Fox's eyes.

"Brother Liang doesn't understand, don't you think? All this is Pig Man's love for me!"

"It specially drove the mouth beast here, not for anything else, but to let the mouth beast exercise before it is eaten!"

"Let their mood be more beautiful, so the meat is more delicious, food psychology."

Three Thousand Hands had just pulled out one tooth when they turned around and saw that there were still three.

For a moment, they even wanted to strangle Lin Muge...

"Thank you, little piggy!"

"I saw that news just now! A doll flew under the night sky!"

"I didn't expect them to be gifts for pigeons!"

"So moving!"

"And specially let the mouth beast exercise..."

"As expected of a doll raised by pigeons!"

After listening to Lin Muge's explanation, I got in touch with the photos someone took just now.

Everyone in the live broadcast room was also very moved.

"Eh? This one also has a bag in its mouth."

Lin Muge took a bag made of seaweed from one's mouth after stunning the three beasts.

It's full of mermaid scales.

"Very good, it's another dish, Brother Liang, you have a good time tonight!"