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Chapter 208: Can pigeons stop pretending to be earthlings?

"Huh! Brother Liang, I didn't recognize you when I was in the sky."

Lin Muge put Xiao Shiyi who was carrying him and the various things hanging on Xiao Shiyi on the ground.

"Wait for me to pick up Lemonade."

He patted Xiao Shiyi's head, said hello to Director Zanghu, and rose into the air again, disappearing into the night sky with a swish.

"Lao Lin, you..."

Director Tibetan Fox looked at Lin Muge's back in the dark and rubbed his eyes vigorously.

"Ow!"

Xiao Shiyi, who was beside him, looked up at him with his neck raised, and then formally extended his hand to him.

"……Hello……"

Director Tibetan Fox took a deep breath and shook hands with Xiao Shiyi.

"I didn't expect pigeons to fly like this. I could fly like this when I was three years old."

"Indeed, it is said that I flew around the earth with my mother while she was in her belly"

"?? Make a big filial piety brother"

"When I was alive, I liked to fly like this too]"

"It's normal for pigeons to fly, right?"

"Why am I not surprised at all?"

"Why do I think it's normal for anything to happen to pigeons..."

In the live broadcast room with more than three million people, everyone watched helplessly as Lin Muge took off and disappeared.

But there was no surprise in their hearts.

This man seems to be an open-hung player in that kind of game on Earth...

Totally... numb.

got used to it...

Forget it, the brain has been opened, and I have given up thinking...

"Ow!"

Just when everyone on the barrage was discussing how old they were to form elixir, how old to transform into shape, how old to awaken their martial spirit, how old to soar, and to give other mortals various suggestions for immortality, Xiao Shiyi pointed to the one in front of him in the air. Bright.

"Senior slow down!"

Lemon's voice came.

"OK!"

Lin Muge, carrying various packages, hovered directly in place.

The Ning Ning at the back is even more heavyweight, pulling a cart of things directly. At first glance, it looks like Santa Claus...

Then the two walked down together like an invisible invisible staircase in the air.

"Hoo! Brother Liang, why are you here?"

"Is this live?"

Lin Muge greeted the camera.

"……Ok……"

Director Tibetan Fox took two deep breaths to calm down the numbness in his heart.

"I'm here today... It's the official representative of Xiaopo Station. I've collected questions from many top 100 up-holders and a lot of big names in the scientific and literary circles. I'm here to interview you."

"Okay! Wait for me... move these things back first. Brother Liang, you can visit my house first."

Lin Muge clapped his hands, and Qianshou, who was shaking aimlessly in the room, reluctantly opened the door.

He even made a gesture of invitation.

"Look how enthusiastic they are."

"...really indeed..."

Director Tibetan Fox took a deep breath and walked into Lin Muge's house against the tingling yin that made his scalp numb.

Before entering the door, he also took a special look at the insect fruit tree at the eaves.

"This visual impact effect, I personally tested it, is even more... strange than what everyone has seen in the live broadcast."

"And then this is Lao Lin's house..."

"This is my first visit, but if nothing else, it should be my last visit..."

Qianshou on the side also handed Director Tibetan Fox a pair of slippers.

It's just that the pattern on it is a human bone...

"There are so many people! Everyone, wait a moment. Brother Liang, please show everyone the decoration of our house."

"I can't say absolutely, but the layout of my home should be unique."

Lin Muge put all kinds of things home, and said with a bit of pride in a rigorous manner.

"Hahaha so humble..."

Director Tibetan Fox's mouth twitched.

"The first time, but also the last time"

"Pigeon is bold, it is unique"

"This house, the King of Hell said it was a good dog when he saw it]"

"Director has worked hard, this is overdrafting his life for interviews..."

"I want to raise thousands of hands every day..."

Qianshou, who was beside him, was not idle, and directly pushed Director Zanghu onto the sofa.

He was pouring tea and water, rubbing his shoulders and beating his legs.

"Ling Ning, you sell everyone cute, and then put Xiao Shiyi to sleep, I'll change clothes."

After moving all kinds of New Year's goods into the house, Lin Muge said.

"Oh, seniors don't sell cute"

Although the high-neck white sweater Yu Xinning wore today made her look a little mature, after all, the talent was there, and the clothes couldn't cover it.

"Then Uncle Tibetan Fox, Xiao Shiyi and I will go first."

"If you have something to do, tell Chishou."

She took Xiao Shiyi and patted Qian's hand beside him.

""I won't be cute"

"Uncle Tibetan Fox"

"Woooooo my wife is so cute!"

"Pigeon has obviously mastered the live broadcast wealth code dog head]"

"That's right, serious people who read science, don't they all come to see their wives?"

"Excuse me, where can a female ghost like Ning Ning get it!!!"

"The wild lemongrass at that time was known as the terrifying dog head of urban legends]"

"As expected of Lao Lin..."

Director Tibetan Fox sighed silently in his heart while enjoying the full range of services from Qianshou.

Ning Ning said these two or three sentences, and the entire live broadcast room became active in an instant.

No need for him to warm up.

It's weird to be called an uncle though.

But when he thought that Ning Ning was only three years old after all, he was relieved.

"Hoo! Alright guys!"

Lin Muge, who put on a simple pajamas, took a sip of water and sat on the sofa.

"Pinch my shoulders."

He grabbed two thousand hands and put them on his shoulders.

"Lao Lin, life is quite pleasant."

Director Tibetan Fox fixed the camera and said.

“Quite cozy, very comfortable.”

Lin Muge gave Qianshou a thumbs up.

Qianshou gave him a middle finger.

"Brother Liang, the new year is here, and you are one year older, congratulations! When are you going to die? It's better to hit the sun if you choose another day, or today?"

"I……"

Director Zanghu was stunned for two seconds and smiled bitterly.

"Lao Lin, if you don't know how to greet each other, you don't need to talk. We don't need to be so ostentatious in our relationship."

"Okay! Then... let's go straight to the topic."

"Well, this is a very formal interview, you just have to answer it formally, and the official Xiaopo Station will edit it later."

"Row."

Lin Muge sat up straight.

"By the way, Brother Liang, it's so late that you must be staying at my house today, right?"

"It's rare for you to come over tonight, I have to make a big mushroom skin for you!"

"Okay, okay, I'll talk about it later, I'm going to interview you now."

Director Zanghu cleared his throat, "This is a very serious interview. The first question is, what do you think of this year's Top 100 without you?"

"...this is..."

Lin Muge tactically stepped back.

"I don't have any opinions, it's just a fake name, don't worry about it."

"Well, both in terms of professional ability and dedication, Lao Lin has reached this...to the point of outrageous, this mere award is indeed irrelevant to him."

"Indeed, I don't care at all, so hurry up to the next question."

Lin Muge waved his hand.

"Hey, I don't really care, but I accidentally rated it. I'm also very kind, and I don't know what kind of virtue or ability I am, but to be honest, the trophy and villain of the top 100 are really good. Yes, eh, I also brought it, you have to see it!"

Director Tibetan Fox took out his hundred-year-old golden man from his bag and forcibly handed it to Lin Muge.

"Director: I've been waiting for this moment for a long time"

"Seeing the Poor Dagger"

""Love Is Hard to Be"

"Director Tibetan Fox's Jedi Counterattack"

"Pigeons don't care"

"Hahaha, Director Tibetan Fox is prepared!"

"No one will be carrying a trophy all the time, dog head]"

The number of people in the live broadcast room has gradually exceeded 5 million people.

Everyone did not expect that Director Tibetan Fox's first interview was directly enlarged.

"It's really pretty."

"Indeed indeed..."

Lin Muge pursed his lips and nodded.

But Director Tibetan Fox did not put away the trophy, but directly placed the trophy next to the camera, facing Lin Muge.

"Second question, because Lao Lin and I are both masters of the learning area in the popular science area, so Lao Lin, what do you think of the behavior of college students who only review the week before the end of the semester and spend the rest of the time just messing around?"

The second question is finally serious.

The barrage in the live broadcast room is finally no longer frantically playing stalks, and there is a bit of a learning atmosphere.

"This question...hs..."

"Brother Liang, what do you think?"

Lin Muge rubbed her nose and asked back.

"Of course I don't recommend that college students study in this way. I think contemporary college students really need to be more self-disciplined and study independently."

Director Tibetan Fox raised his eyebrows at Lin Muge.

This is an official video of Xiaopozhan, and it must have some positive energy.

What's more, it's live.

Moreover, the official of Xiaopo Station also intends to make Lin Muge a role model like... a learning pioneer.

"hiss……"

Keenly receiving Director Tibetan Fox's eyes, Lin Muge took a sip and nodded.

This is Brother Liang and let me...

Make an objection...

That's how the show works!

But Brother Liang, even if you don't remind me, I still think so.

After all, that's how I came here when I was in college...

Since you've given me a wink, I'm bold enough to say it!

receive!

Lin Muge also gave Director Tibetan Fox a look that I understood.

"Lao Lin, what do you think?"

Ok……

As expected of Lao Lin, his comprehension ability is also super strong.

"Brother Liang, I don't agree with you!"

Lin Muge patted the thousand hands next to him with a snap, and said it righteously.

It frightened Director Tibetan Fox so much that his eyes got bigger...

"To be honest, brothers, my university is like what it said in the question. Only half a month before the end of the term do I remember what the pen is for, and I don't study at all during the rest of the time."

"I study hard in high school, so I can't enjoy it when I go to college?"

"You don't enjoy college, so how can you still have a chance to live a fairy-like life in college after you work?"

Lin Muge said directly.

"...Lao Lin means that university can enjoy life properly, but study is still the main thing."

There are more than 5 million people in the live broadcast room, and when Lin Muge said this, he didn't dare to take a breath...

"No, I object!"

Lin Muge clapped a thousand hands again.

"Study? Oh, learn shit!"

He spread out his hand directly and saw Director Tibetan Hu's pupils shaking with myocardial infarction.

"Brothers, let me share with you my college life. I have never studied."

"I often skip class, I skip class to chat with Xiao Zong, go to Xiao Zong's coffin as a guest, practice nonsense, practice controlling my fears, hang myself, jump off buildings, and pick up dolls."

"Then I was very introverted in college as I am now. After all, there are still mostly human beings in college, so my friends are still relatively few, almost none, and they are very unsocial."

"I don't like learning English either. To be honest, I haven't even passed CET 4."

"But a waste like me, isn't it still a good life, so everyone should believe in themselves, we all have a bright future!"

The more Lin Muge talked, the more excited he became, and the more Director Tibetan Fox listened, the more numb he became, and the worry in his heart gradually disappeared.

He was just thinking too much.

It can be said that Lin Muge and them are not from the same world anymore...

"If I skip class to talk to Xiao Zong, then I won't skip class if I saw off my leg..."

""waste"

"It turns out that this is what pigeon pigeons call enjoying life as a dog's head]"

"If we convert our world into the world of pigeons, nonsense is a foreign language, and jumping off the building and hanging yourself is a sports event... good guy! Pigeons are the real king of rolls!!!"

"Please don't pretend to be an earthling again"

"I've Never Learned"

"After listening to Pigeon's words, I'm even more anxious about the dog's head]"

After listening to Lin Muge's so-called skipping class, the barrage in the entire live broadcast room couldn't be stopped at all.

Originally, everyone thought that Lin Muge was a little fighter against introversion.

I never imagined that Lin Muge was so handsome and handsome, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, more curly than anyone else...

Although he didn't pass level 4, he was talking about level 6.

He has no friends, but only humans.

This is clearly Versailles at the interdimensional level!

"Okay, okay, next question, next question..."

Director Tibetan Fox rolled his eyes.

Damn, I was pretended to be by this kid again...

"The next question is about your future plans. Under your leadership, everyone's enthusiasm for learning strange knowledge is high, so Lao Lin, do you have any ideas for an online class or something?"

Director Tibetan Fox raised his eyebrows at him again.

The official Xiaopozhan asked this question because they wanted Lin Muge to take lessons on their platform.

Although the intention was already obvious, but based on his understanding of Lin Muge, Director Zanghu gave him a look to remind him.

"You can have this, but I suggest that everyone still treat the weird creatures as a hobby."

"Some knowledge, including some methods of controlling fear, must be learned from an early age."

"Speaking of this, I have to say how I practiced fear when I was a child, and I will share with you a wave here."

Lin Muge took a deep look at Director Tibetan Fox's top 100 up trophy, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

No, he's going to pretend again!

Director Tibetan Fox squinted his eyes and took a deep breath.

He still underestimated the excitement of not getting the top 100 for Lin Muge!

Just now he just pretended to be a little bit inadvertently, but he didn't expect Lin Muge to pay back a hundredfold...

"I was a relatively silent child when I was a child, because I often hang myself to play, and let everyone know about science. You can't speak when you hang yourself, so I'm relatively silent."

"Secondly, I also like to hold my breath. I just hold my breath in the water. Although I can only hold my breath for one minute at first, I will count it for one minute and ten seconds. When the time is up, the rope will automatically pull me up. "

"The biggest fear of a human being is death, and these two methods will gradually make me lose sight of the boundaries of life and death, so as to achieve the effect of no fear."

Lin Muge said lightly.

Director Tibetan Fox on the side heard it facing the scalp.

"But both methods are very dangerous and dangerous, so I only recommend everyone to learn some theoretical knowledge of strange creatures, without practice."

He looked at Director Tibetan Fox, "Brother Liang, what do you think?"

"I……"

Director Zanghu was about to speak when the phone rang.

"Wait for me to pick it up."

"Well, then I'll tell you about my happy childhood."

Lin Muge made a reassuring gesture under Director Tibetan Fox's extremely worried eyes.

Then chatted up.

"Director, you have directly opened up Lin Muge's second line of Ren and Du!"

The person who called Director Zanghu was the official operation of Xiaopo Station.

The first sentence was full of helplessness.

"...Indeed, Lao Lin was originally a low-key person, and was stimulated by my top 100 trophies."

Director Tibetan Fox said with a guilty conscience.

"Director, let's stop interviewing today, Lin Muge...he is so unhuman, if anyone dares to imitate his way of learning, he will die!"

The operation gave a wry smile.

Lin Muge is now telling everyone about his happy childhood.

His happy childhood sounds like an alien hegemony to normal people...

"Okay, okay, then another day..."

"Then don't let Lin Muge talk about it. We originally planned to make it quite formal, and the questions were quite serious. I didn't expect Lin Muge to get the fantasy channel directly..."

"Well, my pot..."

Director Tibetan Fox took a deep breath after hanging up the phone.

On the sofa, Lin Muge killed Zheng Huan.

It has already been mentioned that at the age of six, he helped Xiao Zong to mediate tribal conflicts.

Even in the third season of Weird Good Voice, he won the championship with a song "Happy Day of Sacrifice"~www.readwn.com~ It is said that four mentors turned around for him...

"Lao Lin is not pretending to be human anymore..."

Director Tibetan Fox and the three trembling hands looked at each other.

Both saw the pain in each other's eyes.

"Okay, okay, Lao Lin!"

"Lao Lin is too late tonight, the interview is almost over, I'm hungry too, give me something to eat!"

Director Tibetan Fox reluctantly said.

Originally, he had secretly decided not to eat at Lin Muge's house...

"...Okay, since Brother Liang is hungry, I'll share my childhood with you another day!"

Lin Muge took a sip of water without hesitation.

"do not!"

"I still want to continue listening to the story!"

"So in the end, did the male ghost get married to Qianshou!!!"

"At least let's go after this love story!"

"Why don't you let Director Tibetan Fox go hungry, dog head]"

"Can't sleep at night!"

"Take Director Guan Zanghu, don't be hungry when you should be hungry, and be hungry when you shouldn't be hungry]"

Barrages flashed by.

It can be seen that Director Tibetan Fox's scalp is numb.

good guy...

Is he still a sinner?

"Brother Liang, we've known each other for almost half a year."

Lin Muge took a knife from the kitchen and looked at him playfully.

"Ok……?"

Director Tibetan Fox took a half step back silently.

"Tonight, I'll let you try the salad with big spray mushrooms."

He held the knife in one hand and the camera in the other, and walked towards the room with the big spray mushroom.

"Ok?!"

The big spray mushroom in his sleep suddenly felt a chill in his heart for some reason.

It jolted up and raised its head.

All he saw was a dark shadow getting closer and closer to him.

PS: Today, I will go back to my mother star to pay homage to the New Year. There is only so much! Happy New Year to everyone on earth!

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