Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? !

Chapter 201: Are you so lacking in self-awareness? (7000 words)

"Huh, it's quite lively at home."

Lin Muge rubbed his eyes after getting up.

Then he said hello to the air in front of him.

Yesterday, he slept all night with the jade that could be seen strangely in his arms.

In addition, the biological diversity of their home is very high, so for the next two or three days, he can see the strange things around him that normal humans can't see.

"Pigeon pigeon! Get up and charge me! Hurry up!"

"I'm coming……"

Lin Muge sighed and connected the charger to the admiral.

"Pigeon, if I were a beautiful girl with red eyes and white hair, her body was delicate and easy to be pushed down, wouldn't that be the attitude?"

"……You think too much……"

"By the way, I have sent you all the information about the steel mill I found."

"It's okay, it's hard work."

Lin Muge glanced at the phone.

He didn't even know the contact information of the Admiral when he was added...

"Speak to the master."

After brushing his teeth and washing his face, Lin Muge stretched out on the rocking chair by the pool.

"Hey Master, did you watch my live broadcast yesterday?"

"Look, I'll send you the information about the little girl and the steel mill first, and then when you go, tell the director of the mental hospital that you are from the conspiracy, and you can take the little girl away."

"Okay, I'll look at the information first."

After Lin Muge hung up the phone, he opened the compressed file that the master gave him.

"Ye Xinglan, seventeen years old, female, was assessed as a severely mentally ill patient just last week..."

In addition to a detailed introduction to Ye Xinglan's basic information, there are several videos evaluating her mental state.

Lin Muge clicked on the first one in chronological order.

"hiss……"

At the beginning of the video, Ye Xinglan glanced at the camera on purpose or not.

Lin Muge frowned and took a screenshot.

Ye Xinglan's left eye pupil looked very dark blue, like the night sky after snow in winter.

The right eye does not know if it is because of the light, but the innermost layer shows a circle of red halo.

In a video of an assessment, Ye Xinglan glanced behind the assessor in front of him before answering each question.

The evaluator obviously noticed this too, but he turned around several times and didn't see anyone else, he could only feel a burst of yin burrowing into the back of his neck.

"What does this weirdo want to do..."

Lin Muge sat up and watched the video again carefully.

Judging from the color of Ye Xinglan's pupils, she was born to see the strangeness.

It's more of a curse than a talent.

Being born with the ability to see weirdness will cause Ye Xinglan to not be able to distinguish between humans and ghosts.

Growing up in a village like Nian Beast Village, combined with her various body language in the evaluation, Lin Muge felt that there should be a strange mentor like her growing up with her.

Usually this kind of weirdness is kind, and it can help Ye Xinglan distinguish between people and ghosts, and even drive away other weirdnesses.

But judging from the evaluation video, Ye Xinglan would confirm with the weird one before answering every question asked by the evaluator.

And her answer...

From the perspective of God, Lin Muge is bringing her closer to the so-called mentally ill.

That is to say, it was the bizarre guide who made Ye Xinglan successfully rated as moderately mentally ill and then admitted to a mental hospital...

"hiss……"

Lin Muge clicked on another video.

It was a surveillance video of Ye Xinglan talking to himself in my ward.

The picture is very clear, but the sound is completely inaudible as if something is interfering specially.

But it can be seen that Ye Xinglan's emotions are getting more and more excited.

She huddled in the corner and shook her head frantically, pulling her hair.

"Bang!"

"Huh! Good guy!"

Finally she slammed the wall with a cathartic slam.

The blood flowed out instantly and the entire wall cracked open.

Then there were only patches of gray snowflakes in the camera.

"Brilliant."

Lin Muge went back and read it again.

It was definitely not Ye Xinglan who burst out that kind of power, but the weird people around her.

Weird can also feel human emotions.

Some fears are happy fears, some fears are violent fears, and some fears are painful fears.

What Ye Xinglan exuded just now was obviously the kind of irritable and painful fear, which fed the weirdness around it and also made those weird and irritable.

Hence the scene just now.

"I'll go there this afternoon..."

Lin Muge watched a few more evaluation videos.

Under the strange guidance, Ye Xinglan kept answering wrong questions during the assessment, making her so-called psychotic symptoms more and more obvious.

But the most important thing is that Ye Xinglan seems to have gradually mastered how to use his fear to control the weirdness around him.

And even fly briefly...

The layman looks like she has powers...

If the control is not good, the backlash against Ye Xinglan will definitely be fatal...

The more Lin Muge thought about it, the more urgent the situation became, so he directly booked a high-speed rail ticket.

"Senior, are you going out again?"

Seeing Lin Muge packing up, Yu Xinning asked with a small mouth.

The Chinese New Year is coming soon, and Lin Muge also said that she took her to the big shopping mall where normal humans go to buy New Year's goods.

"Well, I guess I went out for the last time a year ago."

Lin Muge used the spider silk of the big flying spider to make several spider silk glasses, just in case.

"Can't walk, brother, three pounds of happy fear, take me to the high-speed rail station, just over ten kilometers."

He stood at the door of the house looking at the surrounding air and said.

"Okay, four pounds is fine, I'm in a hurry."

"It's okay, if you don't know me, you are responsible for letting me fly."

"It doesn't need to be too high, it's about 50 meters. Go to the high-speed rail station and walk directly to the outer ring."

"You don't need that many, three or four brothers are enough."

He quickly waved his hand.

"...Senior are you tired and stupid..."

Yu Xinning looked at Lin Muge who was talking to herself and sighed very distressedly.

But the next second, the expression on her face froze.

Lin Muge actually took off right in front of the house.

It disappeared without a trace.

"senior……"

"Senior flew away..."

Yu Xinning rubbed her eyes, her pupils vibrating.

"Mr. Xu, good morning, I'll go first."

"morning……"

Xu Tianqi's Adam's apple rolled slightly, and his mouth opened slightly.

"Human evolution... Has it so blatantly excluded me..."

He looked at Lin Muge, who flew away in the air, and at himself, who could only walk on two feet, a daze in his mind.

Humanity……

Is it possible to fly...

"Huh, cool."

Lin Muge, who was flying very fast in the air, squinted, held her breath, and sprinted with all her strength.

He bought the high-speed train half an hour later.

Although the place he is going is a county, it is still too remote. There is a high-speed train today, and if he misses it, it will be tomorrow.

"It's nice to fly once in a while."

Lin Muge found a place where no one was around and fell, then leaned against the tree next to him and took a few breaths.

"Okay, thank you!"

He rushed to the weird side and clasped his fists.

Flying in the sky looks easy, but the amount of exercise is huge, the requirements for human lung capacity are extremely high, the requirements for weirdness are not low, and it is very dangerous.

Therefore, in the future, there will generally be a city no-fly order, and everyone's main travel methods are still spider buses and octopus boats.

Villages without a no-fly order also need to take an individual flight license, a total of four subjects.

"Just right."

Lin Muge trotted all the way to swipe his ID card, and finally sat in his seat one minute before the high-speed train departed.

Because the destination was too remote, only Lin Muge was alone after the whole car set off.

But in Lin Muge's eyes, this carriage was really lively.

"For everyone to see too."

He took out the camera and turned on the live broadcast.

"Brothers, I'm on the high-speed rail now. This live broadcast is very sudden and won't last too long."

"The main thing is to let everyone see the cute and weird people at the beginning of a good day, and make a good start to the day."

Lin Muge took out the jade from her schoolbag and put it on the camera.

"...??!"

""Getting Started"

"The broadcast started suddenly..."

"Fortunately, pigeon pigeons started broadcasting, unfortunately I accidentally saw the dog's head]"

"So much is all weird???"

"Fuck, this is weird! I didn't even react!"

"Pigeon alone in the entire carriage!"

Through this piece of warm jade, the camera instantly changed the appearance of the otherwise empty carriage.

On every seat, there are strange people of all ages, men and women.

And they don't even know that Lin Shepherd can see them...

"It's overcrowded..."

Lin Muge sighed.

"I'll give you an interview, how about asking a few random questions to the weirdos?"

He fixed his gaze on an eight or nine-year-old boy.

"Are you comfortable on the high-speed train?"

Lin Muge squatted down and asked.

"……what?"

The little boy admiring the scenery outside the car window sat up agitatedly, never expecting that Lin Muge could see him...

"Tsk, why are you so nervous, I can't eat you."

"Then wait for a while and come back to interview you later. I especially like a child your age."

Lin Muge showed a kind smile to the terrified little boy in front of him.

"I can't eat you again"

""I'll eat your dog's head later"

"Cause of Life: Death"

""Overcrowded"

"Pigeon, please be a person..."

Although it was only ten o'clock in the morning, Lin Muge's live broadcast was purely on a whim without any notice, but the number of people in the live broadcast room easily exceeded one million.

With the jade in Lin Muge's hand, everyone can see with their own eyes those weird things they can't see under normal circumstances...

"Fuck, can he see us?"

"This human..."

"! I know him! He is Lin Muge! What the hell!"

"Yes! It's him! My fourth uncle's neighbor's sister-in-law was so frightened that he floated in the sky for a month!"

"It's over, it's a death train!"

"This kid looks like he's **** up!"

"Conductor! Stop! Didn't you say there is no danger on the high-speed rail!"

The strange people around also gradually reacted.

Some people even shouted out Lin Muge's name directly.

In an instant, the entire carriage was in chaos.

Lin Muge...

This name can be described as a horror of word of mouth in their weirdness.

According to the knowledgable brother, it is no problem for this human being to eat six ghosts in one meal.

All kinds of weird and unexpected things he can do at his fingertips.

According to legend, this Lin Muge is also a gourmet, musician, politician, thinker, and philosopher. In short, he is horrible and hateful!

Just the name of this person, during this period of time, the whole strange world has made people panic.

The weirdness of this car is that I never expected to meet him here...

"Everyone calm down! Calm down!"

"Why are you so excited? I'm just an ordinary person!"

"Don't, don't make me look like a big star..."

Lin Muge blushed.

It's obvious that these strange people like him too much and worship him, so they are so flustered...

"Brothers, I didn't expect that I would have some of my names in the weird world."

"Oh, it's a pity that I didn't bring a pen today, or else I have to give each of my little zombie fans an autograph today. It's fate to meet each other!"

Lin Muge spoke while organizing discipline.

Such a crazy situation, he has only seen it at the concert of some big stars, just like a bunch of people gathered around to sign autographs.

"Hey, I didn't expect my position in the underworld to be so big, it's quite embarrassing..."

Lin Muge scratched his head and smiled shyly.

"... Dove is thinking a little too much..."

"Why do I feel that these weirdness are simply afraid of pigeons..."

"My dear, don't hang Zhong Kui with pigeons in the future. I don't think these ghosts are so afraid when they see the legendary Zhong Kui..."

"Strange: Fortunately, this kid didn't bring a pen today"

"Hahahaha I laughed so hard"

""Some Names"

"Who in the world does not know the head of a pigeon and a dog]"

Barrages flashed by.

Through the gaps in the jade, you can clearly see the mixed expressions of despair, pain, and helplessness on the faces of those weird people.

And under the strong organization of Lin Muge, they also returned to their seats without anger.

It hurts so much...

"Well, since everyone knows me, let me ask what image I am in everyone's eyes."

Lin Muge's eyes lit up, and he rubbed his hands nervously.

"Come on bro, dare to say, what do you think of me strangely?"

A strange **** mold accidentally looked at Lin Muge for a second.

In this second, it found such an opportunity to answer the question.

"You... you! You... uh... handsome, suave..."

The strange elder brother in front said with a trembling voice.

"Hey, how can there be..."

Lin Muge rubbed her nose and nodded with satisfaction.

"This eldest brother is quite objective and very good."

He gave the camera a thumbs up.

""objective"

"The Ghost Story"

"But to be honest, pigeons are really handsome"

"Pigeon's appearance as a man is indeed quite a handsome dog's head]"

""you"

Everyone in the live broadcast room has seen this kind of interview with ghosts in their entire lives?

What's more, the effect of this program is directly full.

The number of people in the live broadcast room instantly exceeded 3 million.

"Everyone is still very shy, but brothers, this is understandable. Everyone knows me, and I am very low-key, but here I have to boast."

"I didn't expect my reputation in Weird to be so high before, so I'm currently in this carriage. For Weird people, it's like seeing an idol, so they are so nervous."

Lin Muge explained to those who had just entered the live broadcast room and didn't quite understand the situation.

The weird people sitting on the side are all in pain, they dare not speak out...

They are seen.

Lin Muge, the most terrifying place for human beings, is not about clipping Zombie's nails, cheating on the mummy shroud, or playing musical instruments with Zombie, because he doesn't have any self-knowledge...

Does he himself...

Don't you know how scary he is?

Don't you know how strong he is?

Don't you know that now the little ghosts stay up all night and the old ghosts tell them "If you don't sleep, Lin Muge will come to popularize you"? ?

He still treats himself as an ordinary person?

Tell me what an ordinary person is.

What TMD is called TMD ordinary people!

Are you so ignorant of yourself?

"Brother, I see your face is so painful, do you want to go to the toilet?"

Lin Muge asked kindly.

"Hahaha."

The strange old man on the side laughed miserably three times and shook his head.

Don't dare, don't dare!

"Brother, in your eyes, what kind of person am I?"

"Or if you give me an opinion, I like other people's opinions."

Lin Muge sat down beside him and handed him the radio equipment.

In this kind of bizarre environment, Lin Muge changed from a social terrorist to a social terrorist.

I saw that the new fans in the live broadcast room were stunned for a while.

Why is this man so fickle?

"You... it's been too hard, I think you should... take a break."

"We...were very worried about your body..."

The old man said word by word, word by word.

For fear of accidentally saying the wrong punctuation, Lin Muge played him directly as a musical instrument...

He had heard that Lin Muge was a ruthless scumbag who acted like a ghost without blinking an eye!

"Hard work? Let's talk about it."

"...Expand and talk about..."

Brother Tactic took a breath.

"It's almost New Year's Eve, you...why don't you rest? We're all very worried about your health..."

"Thank you very much, I'm not here to give everyone a good science? And if I rest, won't everyone see me today?"

"……Yes……"

The old man pursed his lips and nodded.

Isn't that what it's all about?

"Okay, then I will pay attention to the combination of work and rest in the future."

Lin Muge looked at the camera, "Don't let yourself be like that, enjoy life more, what if you die that day? Pigeon's chicken soup always tastes unique.]"

""Worrying About Your Health"

"Pigeon is going crazy!"

"Don't kill, don't kill, the weirdos are about to kneel to the pigeons"

"Didn't up say that he is a social fear?"

"Yes, pigeons are social terror in the face of humans, but they are terrorists in the face of strangeness]"

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room became more and more hot.

Lin Muge's heart was also full of gratification.

"Okay guys, I'm almost there too, and I'll stream it later tonight."

Hearing the broadcast started, Lin Muge simply thanked a wave of gifts, and then turned off the live broadcast.

"Are all the presenters like this..."

The flight attendant outside squinted and said with a trembling voice.

"...Maybe, this may be quite normal..."

"Hey, very handsome little brother, it's just that he can rely on his face to eat..."

The two flight attendants sighed at the same time.

They had been standing outside for ten minutes.

From the perspective of passers-by, Lin Muge was just talking to himself...

Is his face still inexplicably red...

"Then I'll go first! Everyone... Goodbye!"

The train slowly stopped, and under the eyes of the flight attendant who hesitated to speak, Lin Muge waved to the carriage and said.

"Finally gone!"

"marvelous!"

"We survived!"

"I was unscathed under Lin Muge's eyes! I can blow this thing for the rest of my life!"

"Everyone! We are all boys who survive!"

"If you don't die, you will have good luck!"

After Lin Muge got out of the car, the weird people in the whole car cheered as if the national football team had entered the world.

Some even shed tears of excitement!

"Look how happy they are."

On the platform, Lin Muge silently recorded a video for the weird people in the carriage.

"I am also very pleased to be able to bring happiness to the strange people."

He directly sent the video to Xiaopo Station, and then took a car to the mental hospital.

"Young man! Are you also insane?"

As soon as he opened the door and looked at the driver, Lin Muge secretly thought that something was wrong.

At first glance, this driver is a super enthusiastic talkative player. In Lin Muge's heart of the world taxi driver, although there are only three stars in the rarity, the horror index has reached five stars.

"Hahaha, just kidding, lad from out of town, right?"

"……Ok."

Lin Muge nodded obediently.

There wasn't even a ghost in this taxi, which exposed his social terror attributes just now.

"You're here to do research? That kind of psychiatric psychology or something?"

"……no."

"Tsk, why not? I can see it."

The driver's master looked at Lin Muge through the rearview mirror.

"I've heard it all. Yesterday there was a little girl who seemed to be crazy or something. She yelled in the middle of the night. I heard it when I passed by."

"And the current mental illness, I really can't understand, each and everyone is very god, it is said that some can fly, some are said to be able to predict the future, and some are said to be able to summon underground monsters, I don't know if it is true. Fake."

Every two words the driver master said, he would look at Lin Muge through the rearview mirror.

"...It must be fake..."

The corner of Lin Muge's mouth twitched.

"If people want such a cow, they can still stay here..."

"Hey boy, you are biased in what you said!"

Seeing that Lin Muge could be regarded as an answer, the driver's master was not relentless, he directly lowered the voice of the broadcast, and pursued the victory.

"I also heard that this psychiatric hospital is a secret institution. It specializes in housing those with special functions, and then conducts various researches on torture."

"...You...have heard too many novels..."

Lin Muge rubbed his brows.

What was the return of the King of Soldiers on the radio just now with a wicked smile...

"Heh, Jie Jie Jie, young man, don't be deceived by this old man's kind appearance. In fact, this old man is just to catch you young people from other places and put them in for experiments, Jie Jie Jie."

The driver's master sneered and laughed again, speaking coldly in his dialect accent.

For a time, the atmosphere in the car suddenly became strange.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Lin Muge gritted his teeth, so embarrassed that he had goosebumps all over his body.

I was so dazed that my vision was blurred...

The driver's master also seemed to have noticed the change in the atmosphere, his face flushed red, and tremblingly, he turned the radio sound to the maximum.

"...Master, what kind of work do you...do?"

In order to ease the embarrassment, Lin Muge took a deep breath and asked in a trembling voice.

"..."

"..."

"..."

After the question, in the plot of the radio drama The Return of the City Soldier King, his Adam's apple rolled slowly.

Looking through the rear-view mirror, the driver's forehead actually burst into cold sweat.

The hand that had been holding the steering wheel for decades actually trembled.

Boy, it's embarrassing, isn't it? I am humbled.

Speaking of embarrassment, you have to be young people who can play...

The driver's master slowly raised his hand and slowly gave a thumbs up.

"……Feel sorry."

Lin Muge pursed her lips tightly, clutched her hair tightly and put her head on the front seat.

The toes were already tightly clasped.

Speechless all the way.

"Seven bucks."

"OK."

Before closing the door of the taxi, Lin Muge and the driver looked at each other sympathetically on the rearview mirror.

It can be seen that both of them are thanking each other for not killing each other.

Master tricks, point to the end.

Standing at the door of the mental hospital, Lin Muge closed his eyes, raised his neck and took a deep breath.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Seeing that there was no one around, not even a ghost, he crouched down and hugged his head, screaming incompetently.

So embarrassing!

So embarrassing! !

It's over, I can't sleep when I think about it in the future!

After a few silent roars to adjust his mentality, Lin Muge stood up refreshed.

Then I saw the uncle of the doorman who was holding a water glass with a surprised look on his face.

"...registered at...there."

The uncle spat out a mouthful of tea, pointed to the psychiatric diagnosis area and said kindly.

"...Okay, thank you sir."

Lin Muge's pupils slackened and said politely.

"Hey, a very young guy~www.readwn.com~ It's a pity that he doesn't seem to be very sick..."

The moment he turned around, the uncle of the doorman let out a faint sigh.

"call……"

"call……"

"call……"

Entering the mental hospital, Lin Muge first let out a sigh of relief, bringing down what had just happened.

"Hello, I want to see Ye Xinglan, ward 404, a severely mentally ill patient."

Lin Muge grabbed a nurse and asked politely.

"Then I was sent by the Conspiracy Bureau."

Seeing that the little nurse was about to refuse, he quickly added it.

"Oh! The conspiracy bureau! But Xinglan is re-evaluating now, I can only take you to the outside of the evaluation room first."

"Yes, yes, thank you."

Lin Muge frowned and glanced around.

When he was outside just now, he clearly felt a lot of strange aura, and the temperature here was obviously low, so why was there not a single strange thing inside...

"This is where Xinglan evaluates, I can only send you here."

"……gentlemen?"

The little nurse turned around and saw Lin Muge who was shocked and unbelievable.

"...It's okay..."

Lin Muge's Adam's apple rolled slightly.

In the corridor on this floor, there are thousands of strange people leaning against the wall like family members waiting outside the hospital operating room, squatting on the ground and floating in the air.

They are not entirely human, or not at all.

There are those with wings behind them like angels, and there are monsters with various spikes all over their bodies even though they are humanoids.

There are also frogs that stand up to half a man's height, and skeletons that have only half their ribs...

These grotesque weirdness filled the entire corridor...

And their eyes were all focused on one person, Ye Xinglan.

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