Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? !

"Is it all inhuman and weird..."

Lin Muge calmed down his excitement like visiting the zoo, and pursed his lips slightly.

Those inhuman weirdos seemed to have noticed his abnormality and looked at him one after another.

Pair of cold eyes are very cute.

"Can I just watch from outside?"

"Yes, it hasn't officially started yet. It takes about two hours for the entire interview to end. When the director comes out, you can communicate with him if you have any needs."

"Okay thank you."

Lin Muge nodded politely, passed directly through the standing frog that was blocked in front of him, leaned against the wall of the corridor, and looked at Ye Xinglan behind the single-layer glass opposite.

Although Lin Muge seems to have become an urban legend-like terrifying existence in the minds of weird people, the weird people around who are mostly animals or animal variants don't seem to know him at all.

They all stared at him suspiciously.

And Lin Muge is also superb at acting, so he watched them silently.

"Shh!"

Under the urging of his companions, the frog popped out its tongue and shot Lin Shepherd Pigeon's right eye.

It stopped abruptly just a few millimeters from his eyeball.

But Lin Muge remained expressionless.

Even when the tongue went straight through his eyes, he didn't react.

"Quack quack."

After a test, the strange people around also believed that Lin Muge could not see them, and gradually relaxed their vigilance.

After all, if you can see, even if you are professionally trained, you will at least wink when you see a straight red tongue shooting straight into your eyes...

"what…"

Lin Muge rubbed her nose vigorously.

Too dangerous.

It's so hard to laugh.

When the frog stuck out its tongue, it turned out to be cross-eyed.

He almost didn't hold back and laughed out loud.

And that murloc's **** is so upturned, does it know that it is so upturned?

The weird one with angel wings in front of it... its nose hair is showing!

And why are there two hairs on the top of the skull's head?

Lin Muge squeezed his eyebrows hard, forcing his expression to become serious.

"So who controls Ye Xinglan..."

He focused his eyes on Ye Xinglan again.

As in the photo, Ye Xinglan's right eye is dark blue deep in it, and his left eye is no different from a normal person.

In other words, she should only be able to see the weirdness in one of her right eyes.

"Xinglan, come, let's do a simple test first."

The evaluation officially began, and all the strange eyes around focused on Ye Xinglan again, and they all seemed to be more nervous than Ye Xinglan himself.

Lin Muge also took a serious look.

"Do a simple Rorschach test first, and tell me what this picture is in your eyes, as before."

"Ok."

Ye Xinglan nodded.

There was not a trace of blood on her lips, her hair was visibly dry, and her mental state was obviously not very stable.

"What do you see in this picture?"

The director took out a picture.

The content of the pictures in the Rorschach inkblot test is a carefully crafted inkblot diagram, all of which are symmetrical graphics, which have no meaning in themselves.

The tester will associate something after seeing these ink stains. By analyzing the things that his brain naturally associates, the tester's current mental state and mood can be known.

Lin Muge changed his angle.

The first picture the director picked up, in his opinion, was a blood wing of a blood race blooming.

"Isn't this obviously our frog?"

"Fart, it's the same shape as my shit."

"You said I was your shit?"

The frog and the skeleton on the side quarreled after a disagreement.

But Lin Muge didn't have time to pay attention to them.

Before Ye Xinglan answered the question, as expected in the previous video, she habitually looked at the corner of the wall.

"Is that it…"

Lin Muge also looked vaguely at the corner of the wall.

There was indeed a strange creature standing there, with an extremely terrifying and ferocious face. At first glance, it looked a bit like the **** of death that only the protagonist could see in the Death Note, or a humanoid monster in some mythology.

The body is covered with various grotesque patterns, and there is a pair of curved and spiral goat horns on the top of the head.

The most important thing is its eyes. The right eye is no different from a normal person, but deep in the pupil of the left eye, it also flashes dark blue.

"Butterfly."

After a brief eye contact with Wei Wei, Ye Xinglan said calmly.

"Butterfly?"

Lin Muge frowned slightly.

man, is this normal?

"Very well, what about this one?"

After recording it, the director took out a second inkblot picture.

"It's a bit like the shape of the eighteenth octopus's stomach that naturally fell off due to aging..."

Lin Muge turned her head to the side and glanced, and answered silently in her heart.

"Guitar."

Ye Xinglan said calmly again.

"hiss…"

Lin Muge took a deep breath.

Why did Ye Xinglan's answer suddenly become so normal...

In comparison, why is he more like a neurotic?

"Is this a tactic?"

Lin Muge looked at the weird one standing in the corner.

It was under the guidance of the previous evaluation that Ye Xinglan's "psychotic symptoms" became deeper and deeper.

"Xinglan, look here, what does it look like this time?"

The director also noticed Ye Xinglan's gaze.

He glanced behind him, then took out the third picture.

"Like **** being crucified and two vultures gnawing at his arm."

Lin Muge silently recorded his first reaction as a normal person.

First he made sure he didn't have any mental problems.

So is it possible that the more conventional it is, the more problematic it is?

"Like... an angel."

Ye Xinglan frowned.

"Very well, what does this picture remind you of?"

"It reminded me of a spider bus that happened to meet a giant flying spider in heat, and then uncontrollably pounced on another giant flying spider."

"I think of rose blooms."

Ye Xinglan said calmly.

Then her answers were very normal, as normal as if she were really a normal person...

"Xinglan's assessment should be better this time."

"There is a nod from the big brother, this time Xinglan's answer is all those stupid humans love to hear."

"If it's faster, Xinglan can go out tonight."

"Hey, I can finally go out!"

After listening to a few answers, the expressions of the weird people outside also relaxed a lot.

"So this time they wanted Ye Xinglan to go out, so did Ye Xinglan say so on purpose..."

Because of Lin Muge's superb acting skills, the weird people around didn't take him seriously at all.

Everyone was conspiring loudly.

Through their conversations, Lin Muge has almost figured out what these weird people want to do.

"Okay, Xinglan, let's go for a medical examination."

After about two hours, after a set of evaluations was finished, the director clipped the pen to his chest pocket and pushed open the door of the evaluation room.

"You are…"

"Hello, I'm the Conspiracy Bureau, come and see Ye Xinglan."

Lin Muge took the initiative to say.

"The conspiracy?"

"It's the one who is said to be able to manage our weirdness."

"He can't even see us and wants to manage us?"

"Too weak."

"Believe it or not I can dance in front of him naked?"

When the weird people on the side heard the conspiracy, they all laughed mercilessly.

The frog even really wriggled in front of Lin Muge.

The most important thing is its eyes, which will always become cross-eyed unconsciously, coupled with the very ecstasy of the dance, it is definitely a level of joy and comedy.

In the evaluation room, an inexplicable light suddenly appeared in Ye Xinglan's eyes.

"What do you want? They'll just treat you as mentally ill, and only we'll accept you."

That death-like weirdness sat in the position where the director sat just now and said with a chuckle.

After listening to his bullshit, the light in Ye Xinglan's eyes dimmed again, and he shook his head without answering.

"Director, what is the result of this assessment?"

Lin Muge ignored the weirdness around him for the time being.

Judging from Ye Xinglan's expression, he almost knew their relationship in his heart.

"If you just look at the data just collected, the preliminary judgment is still very good, but last night Xinglan...she had self-mutilation, talking to herself, etc. We still need further judgment."

"If the diagnosis is good, can Ye Xinglan go out for a while?"

"Yes, according to the policy, if her spirit is in a calm period, she can move freely for a period of time accompanied by her family."

"The director, can I take her out today?"

"This... Your conspiracy bureau is definitely okay, but wasn't it your people who wanted to take her away last time? Xinglan especially resisted."

The director glanced at Ye Xinglan and said helplessly.

Personally, he definitely hopes that Ye Xinglan can go to a mental hospital with better conditions and better technology for further treatment.

Their county is still too small, and resources are limited.

The longer it drags on, the greater the loss to Ye Xinglan, and it is a waste of time in such a small place like them.

But Ye Xinglan himself was reluctant to leave, and even at the expense of self-mutilation and forcibly transferred to another hospital, now such a large hospital is unwilling to take responsibility.

"Then I think Ye Xinglan's mental state is pretty good now. Can I talk to her?"

"Okay, please."

The director made a please gesture.

At first glance, a young man like Lin Muge was a newcomer to the Bureau of Conspiracy, and he was eager to make a contribution to express himself.

He understands and is very sympathetic.

After all, Ye Xinglan almost never said a word to strangers.

"Xinglan, she... just finished the evaluation, it may not be called silence."

The director patted Lin Muge on the shoulder and reminded him that, seeing Lin Muge's confidence, he first took a dose of vaccination to prevent Lin Muge's confidence from being frustrated for a while.

"Okay, thank you, Director."

Lin Muge walked into the evaluation room with a natural and kind smile, and then habitually locked the door with two clicks.

"Hello, my name is Lin Muge, I'm here to take you away today."

He sat on the chair and took a deep breath.

But Ye Xinglan didn't even look at him, and kept his head down in silence.

The director outside also sighed.

As soon as he saw the outsider Ye Xinglan, he was so silent, all of which he expected.

It is rare that there is a conspiracy bureau that although he has never heard of it, it is indeed an official organization that can work hard.

"Hey, what's its name, let me introduce it."

Lin Muge stood up and looked at the weird one in the corner.

"Dude, where did you get this tattoo? It's very fancy. Is it the kind that the big brother in the bathroom just rubs off?"

Under the shocked gazes of Ye Xinglan and the director outside, Lin Muge raised his hand and carefully felt the tattoo on this strange pectoralis major.

He also specially injected a little fear into this strange creature, so that his hand would not pass directly through the strange body.

"Can you see them too?"

"Can you see us too?"

"Are you also mentally ill?"

Ye Xinglan, Wei Wei and the director asked in surprise.

"Fuck! He can see it too!"

"Then I just took off my pants and danced in front of this human, didn't I get seen?!"

"Apart from Xinglan, is there really anyone in this world who can see us?"

"Don't let this person ruin the plan!"

"Come in and help big brother!"

"We can't get in without a human invitation!"

A group of weird people outside also exploded in an instant.

They fly in the air and swim on the ground, and now they are all standing in front of the door anxiously.

These inhuman weirdnesses require the invitation of humans in the house before entering a human house. This is indeed a widely circulated rumor.

From legends like vampires centuries ago.

"So what's your name?"

Lin Muge raised her neck and asked.

"Komoga, let him go."

Ye Xinglan stood up and said calmly.

The tone and expression did not look like a person with mental problems at all.

"Huh, Komoja, right, why is it a foreign name?"

"Human, let me give you a piece of advice. Now pretend nothing happened and leave here. I promise not to appear in your dreams tonight."

"…"

Lin Muge tactically took a deep breath, "Okay, Xinglan, don't worry about it, come with me? I'll teach you how to live."

"You can't take her away."

"Why?"

"Humans, do you know...why are there black spots on such a dazzling sun?"

"...I don't want to know, you...can you talk and fart, I'm most annoying is the riddleman, even though you are a ghost, can you speak human words? Are there any black spots on the sun that match me? Does it matter half a dime?"

Lin Muge chuckled lightly.

Originally, he had gone through a very embarrassing journey along the way, and then he even encountered such a riddle person who didn't answer questions well...

"Human, I hope you can cherish your life."

Komoga sneered and slapped the table on the table, then kicked the chair beside him.

The loud noise that came out of nowhere made the director outside look bewildered.

"...Just...that's it?"

Lin Muge's eyes twitched as he looked at the chair that couldn't get up again.

"Wait for me to start a live broadcast."

He took the camera out of his bag, fixed Yu on it, and turned on the live broadcast.

"Come on, Ke... What's your name? Moscow? What are you bullying a desk and chair for, come and hit me."

"Yes, and your brothers outside, come in together."

"I have to refute the rumor today. You can come in without an invitation."

He opened the cumbersome door, pointed the camera outside, and made a please gesture to the weirdos.

"?? It's so exciting just entering the live broadcast?"

"Drawing of Hell"

""seafood market"

"These are all..."

"What's the matter, why does Pigeon seem angry?"

"What are you doing, which ghost with no eyes has provoked me pigeon? Dog's head]"

"Brothers, let me refute the rumors today, these weird people think that they must be invited by humans to enter the room of humans, but they are not. They enter as soon as they want."

Lin Muge looked at the strangeness outside and said.

The weird people who were still alive just now were instantly stunned by Lin Muge's aura, and they looked at each other in dismay.

"Come on, please come in, if it's my brother, come in and **** me."

Lin Muge pulled the frog in.

"Look, isn't this coming in, you can't die or anything."

He took the opportunity to pull all the weird ones in.

"It's okay, Director, I'll be fine right away."

Lin Muge gave a thumbs up to the director who didn't dare to say anything.

Then he clicked again and locked the door.

The small evaluation room was instantly lively.

"Come on, what tricks do you have, and all eighteen martial arts, please use them for me."

Lin Muge fixed the camera.

"Brothers, did you see it, as long as you're not afraid, they're like... making faces, and even a little funny."

In front of him, there are strange claws and claws at him, but they can't do any substantial damage to Lin Muge at all.

They all gave Lin Muge an angry laugh.

These are the weirdest and most basic scaring methods, so how will you survive in the future?

Forget it, how did they survive before?

Generally, the strange life cycle of such ghosts is not too long. Could it be that in their short life, they are living on the terror of Ye Xinglan like parasites?

Seeing Ye Xinglan's haggard appearance, Lin Muge became angrier the more he thought about it.

"Nei... Moko, don't stand, don't you let me cherish life? How can you let me cherish it?"

"I'm provoking you now, I'm taking Ye Xinglan away, what can you do to stop me?"

"For example, I am a bad person. Now I want to take away your private property. What ability do you have to protect your own legitimate rights and interests? Do you have that strength?"

"What I hate is that you don't have enough strength and don't strive for progress. You can only parasitize around those weak humans like parasites, to scare those people who are not healthy. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com is already weak humans."

"Only the weak will scare the weaker, and the strong will only scare the stronger. Take a look at what you all look like..."

Lin Muge sighed and slapped it on the table.

His face turned white in anger.

The weird ones in front of him didn't even dare to breathe.

The director outside hurriedly called a nurse to ask if there were any wards with severe mental illness.

"Zuo Xinglan, you are too kind, you don't give them fear, it's okay to starve them to death, I see if they can starve themselves to death."

Lin Muge pulled away the weirdness in front of him and pulled over Ye Xinglan, who was also too daring to breathe.

"You said you can eat so many fancy tattoos? Can you scare half a person?"

When passing by Komoga, Lin Muge named him twice, and then slammed out the door.

"Pigeon's Speech"

"Half a man can go down to my dog's head]"

""Mourning the misfortune and angering the undisputed"

"Why does it feel like a hundred-day swearing in the college entrance examination..."

"It's the first time I've seen pigeon so angry..."

"Wait... Pigeon camera forgot to take it!!"

"Pigeon come back and save the camera!"

"It's weird all around!!"

"I am so scared!"

Barrages flashed by.

After Lin Muge left for a long time, everyone realized that they and the camera were left in a room full of weirdness...

"You are so mad at me that you even forgot the camera, so mad at me."

"You don't care about my shit, can I be angry with you?"

Five minutes later he came back cursing again.

Glancing at the weird people around him, he took off the camera and slammed out the door again.