Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? !

Chapter 200: God, that is God! (more than 7000 words)

"???"

""Pigeon House Hidden Beauty"

"Good guy, this voice..."

"Listening to the sound, I have already made up a two-meter strong man with a beard on his face."

""嘤嘤嘤"

"I was surprised when I just entered the live broadcast?"

Hearing such a wild and rough voice with a hint of inexplicable shyness, the barrage in the entire live broadcast room even stagnated for a moment.

The expression on Lin Muge's face also stiffened abnormally, and he shuddered three times.

"Ning Ning helped bring the Admiral up..."

He rubbed his eyebrows and said very tiredly.

"What?! What is this?! Is this my wife's hand?"

"So tender! So thin! So slippery! Tricky!"

Under the admiral's various coquettish actions with Zhang Fei's voice, Ning Ning resisted the urge to drop the phone several times in a row, and brought the admiral up safely and showed it in front of the camera.

"I...I'm going to wash my hands..."

She looked at her hands that had touched the Admiral in love, trembling uncontrollably.

"Brothers, this is... Admiral. After his death, he was attached to his mobile phone like those strange things attached to dolls or other objects. He just woke up today. Mental... Maybe... a little problem."

Lin Muge took a deep breath, picked up the phone and put it in front of the camera to introduce it to everyone.

On the screen of the live broadcast, a Zhang Fei's face suddenly appeared.

"Ha! Hello, brothers! I'm the Admiral! It's the first time we meet, please take care of my brother!"

He Qiyun Dantian said in a loud voice.

Even though Lin Muge had quietly turned the phone volume down to the lowest level, the sound was still like thunder.

After all, the character the Admiral chose was really a character.

""Full of energy"

"Video Phone"

"Good guy, it's actually Zhang Fei..."

"Why is the Admiral doing this?"

"Thanks to the strong man for not killing the dog head]"

After seeing the Admiral's true appearance, everyone in the live broadcast room had the same reaction as Lin Muge's reaction this morning.

They were all shocked and puzzled.

"Uh... Because a mobile phone is a modern technology product, the weirdness attached to it also symbolizes the combination of technology and weirdness."

"This kind of weirdness generally has the right to choose a avatar from your mobile phone album, but you can only choose it once, just like a hermit crab that can't change its shell."

"Admiral it... chose Zhang Fei."

A trace of complexity flashed across Lin Muge's face.

"Hey! Brothers, there are all kinds of two-dimensional beautiful girls, three-dimensional stars, and all kinds of cute pets, virtual idols, Cthulhu concept maps, beast girls, Lego in my album, but I decided to choose Zhang Fei."

"This is still in Zhang Fei's meme bag, and I fell in love with it at a glance!"

The Admiral said proudly.

"I'll show you my photo album again!"

He skillfully opened his own album with nearly 10,000 photos.

The classic wives of everyone in the various classic dramas are all big beauties with sweet voices and good looks.

The more you look at it, the more heartache you see, and there are more and more question marks on the barrage.

Lin Muge on the side and Yu Xinning, who had just washed their hands, didn't know what to say for a while.

"??????"

"The Admiral chose Zhang Fei instead of the image of a beautiful girl??"

""The Destruction"

"Fuck! So I want to attach it to my phone too!"

"Is it Qiuyue Ellie who flashed by just now? Dog head]"

"Follow the halls and filial piety brothers"

"Is there a possibility that the admiral chooses Zhang Fei, who can just hit the right XP that matches the pigeon? Dog's head]"

Driven by the self-exploding admiral, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room became extraordinarily active.

The number also exceeded five million in one fell swoop.

"Actually, in theory, as long as all the electrical appliances in our house are connected to the hot spot of the admiral's mobile phone, the admiral can realize the shuttle."

"I'll give it a try after this live broadcast is over."

"Then the Admiral was just fully charged and was a little excited. This is understandable..."

He sighed and put the Admiral aside, muting him completely.

"Even if the admiral is our...identified first Internet hit, it's weird."

"Let's see what good things Director Tibetan Fox has sent us."

Lin Muge clicked on the chat record with Director Tibetan Fox, and then opened the first video.

"This video is from netizen @ Pige's XP. It's really strange. It was taken in the courtyard of his hometown in the countryside during his holiday. It's very interesting. Let's take a look first."

The length of the video is more than one minute and forty seconds, and it is an old hen shot with a mobile phone.

At first everything was normal, the old hens were brooding normally in the nest.

But then things started to go wrong.

I saw the hen looked around for a while, and after confirming that there was no one around, two human hands stretched out from under the two wings.

Then he stood up and picked up the egg he just laid with his hands, and baked it on the fire.

Seeing this scene, the photographer's hands trembled obviously, and his breathing became rapid.

And after the old hen roasted for a while, she tore open her beak, revealing a mouth similar to that of a mammal, and put the whole half-boiled egg into her mouth with her hands...

After eating, he pressed its beak up again, withdrew his hands, and sat in the chicken coop again, as if nothing had happened, and it seemed that a lot had happened...

"Lying trough..."

At the end of the video, the chicken's sharp eyes glanced at the camera.

The whole video came to an abrupt end when the photographer made a terrified groaning sound.

"…"

"Tiger Poison Does Not Eat Children"

"What kind of **** video is this..."

"Damn it, I'm so nervous..."

"Alien Invasion"

"...now I'm in my yard, and the hen in front of me that's been raised for two years is watching me..."

"Is this netizen still alive..."

In this casually shot video of less than two minutes, there are surprises, shocking reversals, deep thoughts and fears, family affection, betrayal, darkness, and even blank spaces, giving people enough room for imagination...

"Brothers, let's talk about the conclusion first, this old hen is not an old hen, it's a strange parasitic type, the scientific name is called bone animal."

"It only parasitizes the oviparous animals, and then subtly changes their skeletons, allowing them to give birth to human hands and mouths, while controlling the host's thinking by changing the host's periosteum."

"Like this old hen, it is typically parasitized. My suggestion is to take advantage of the Chinese New Year and stew it this year."

"After being parasitized by a bone animal, its meat quality will not change, but there will be a lot of bone marrow in the bones, and the soup boiled is very, very delicious."

Lin Muge licked his lips and gave the camera a thumbs up.

"Oh yes, after being parasitized by bone animals, the host's eyesight will have serious problems. Generally speaking, it is four or five hundred degrees of myopia, so looking at people will make your eyes look particularly fierce."

he added.

This form of identifying popular and weird videos on the Internet allows him to show everyone so many cute things without leaving home, which is not bad.

"The next video is from the netizen @有鬼不不不过哥ge. This was shot at his own home. He originally wanted to photograph his child's sleeping position, but he didn't expect to see such a strange scene."

"And my personal suggestion, next time you name it... just be normal..."

Lin Muge clicked on the video.

The person who took the video should be the child's father, who wanted to see his child in the middle of the night.

He gently opened the door of his child's bedroom.

Then I saw several homework books on the desk, floating in the air strangely, constantly flipping strangely...

After seeing him, the homework books were also startled and fell on the table with a snap.

Then hurriedly jumped into the bag.

The most outrageous thing is that the last person to go in didn't forget to zip the bag...

I even accidentally got a corner of my book stuck outside...

"Let's talk about the conclusion first, this video is not a special effect, and the special effect can't be so realistic."

"I don't know the origin of these homework books, but in layman's terms, when this kind of object moves, it's all weird living inside."

"Then they turned the pages frantically just now, but they were actually laughing. It might be because the Chinese homework said that the brat didn't know the questions on his body, and the math homework nodded in agreement."

"It's normal anyway, and the weird quality is pretty good to be honest. You know how to go back to your schoolbag and zip it up."

"I don't know if you have ever encountered the kind of situation where the zipper of your schoolbag is sometimes opened inexplicably. It's not that you forgot to pull it, but that the strange inside opened it."

Lin Muge is skilled in science.

But these few words of his make people feel cold and sweaty...

"Hey...the zipper of my school bag is often opened..."

"It's quite normal"

"It feels weird to be said by Pigeon, as if it's everywhere..."

"I'm also going to make a weird video and send it to Pigeon with a funny name.]"

"Will that weird help you change your homework, dog head?"

"Is there a possibility that we have actually lived peacefully with the strange dog's head now]"

The number of people in the live broadcast room has gradually stabilized at more than six million.

This made Lin Muge very pleased.

The first issue of serious identification of popular strange creatures on the Internet has so many people like it, everyone's desire to learn is evident.

"Then we watch the next video."

"The next video is from the netizen @I want to kiss pigeon pigeons, my dear, this one is even more heavyweight."

The corner of Lin Muge's mouth twitched.

"Pigeon I want to kiss you too."

On the side, the admiral opened his voice and said.

Then mute by itself.

"Everyone ignore him."

Lin Muge rolled his eyes and clicked on the video.

The video was taken by a camera next to the basketball court in the courtyard of the community.

In the dead of night, a basketball rolled to the center of the field from nowhere, and flew straight up like a jump ball.

Then bang bang bang bang bang bang on his own.

After all kinds of bells and whistles in disguise, he slammed into the net, and then transformed the ball.

It's like playing a regular basketball game.

Everything is so normal except no one.

More than just a basketball court.

The ping pong table next door is also ping pong...

"This is easy to understand. I believe everyone has guessed it. These are those ghosts we can't see playing basketball and table tennis."

"Obviously, the weirdos are also exercising. It's sunny and healthy. Even the dead are exercising. What reason do you have to lie in bed!"

Lin Muge clapped her hands in encouragement.

"I have introduced you to the underworld, the underworld dance hall, and actually the underworld gym, the underworld dining hall, etc. This so-called underworld refers to the weird people we can't see."

"Actually, as long as you use the spider silk of the big flying spider to circle around the outside of this basketball court, everyone can see the weirdness inside."

He pointed to the kitchen at home.

There is also a long section of large flying spider silk in it.

"To be honest, in fact, I also want to kiss a dog's head with a pigeon tongue]"

""Sunlight"

""healthy"

"I'm in tears, then I'll be exercising after I die, dog head]"

"I actually want to watch a basketball game in the underworld..."

"I'm not lying in bed because I want to watch pigeon pigeon live, dog head]"

At the same time as rows of barrages flashed by, Lin Muge's eyes also lit up.

"Guys, although I can't see anyone, the ball has clearly moved."

He pointed to the screen and said, and he actually watched it with relish.

"Senior! Don't look at it! Popular science!"

Ning Ning rolled her eyes and poked Lin Muge.

"Oh! Okay, to be honest, the level of this basketball game is quite high, and it deserves a commentary."

He swiped the chat record with Director Tibetan Fox and clicked on another video with a very gloomy style.

"This video is quite old. I saw it many years ago, in what annual award-winning horror short film."

"Yes, let me tell everyone first that this is a horror short film. There are no strange creatures in it, so it is not scary at all."

Seeing the barrage guards on the barrage, Lin Muge said quickly, and then pressed the play button.

The content of the video was kind of sweet at first.

It was a man who came home exhausted after a long day of work.

Before turning on the light, he saw a human-shaped ghost standing in the living room looking at him.

He froze and turned on the light.

Nothing out of the ordinary under the lights.

Then the protagonist rubbed his eyes and turned off the light suspiciously.

Swish!

The ghost appeared again, this time a step closer to him, and there seemed to be a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Then turn on the lights very routinely, the ghosts disappear, turn off the lights, and the ghosts appear.

Getting closer.

Finally, when the ghost was close to the protagonist's face, the protagonist quickly turned on the light and did not dare to turn it off again.

But at this time, it suddenly turned off by itself.

The protagonist gave a terrified cry, but there was no ghost in front of him.

He breathed a sigh of relief.

But from the audience's point of view, you can clearly see that the ghost is behind him.

At the end of the short film, Lin Muge pressed pause in the producer's column.

"Everyone look!"

Ji Fanbu's name is impressively listed in the script column.

"Teacher Ji!"

"'Not at all scary'

"Woo woo doe doe lied, scared me to death!"

"Where is Teacher Ji? Why haven't you seen it for a long time?"

"Although I know what's going to happen, it's still scary!"

"This short film is made by Teacher Fan Ji."

"Mr. Ji was only fourteen or fifteen years old at the time, but he was also said to be a gifted child."

When they saw Ji Fanbu's name, everyone realized that it had been a long time since they had seen Ji Fanbu throwing his head in Lin Muge's yard.

"Mr. Ji is at Sugarwood Hospital. Because of him alone, the entire horror level of Sugarwood Hospital has become world-class." "He is very rich in scaring skills now, and we discuss it every night."

"By the way, the little velvet fox also went. It always steals the chicken from our next door neighbor's house, which provokes public anger. I have to give it away."

Lin Muge sighed.

Villa No. 9 is the closest villa to their home. Usually, only the elderly come to live during the festivals.

The old man also likes to keep those kind of chickens, and while Lin Muge didn't find it, the little velvet fox stole one a day from the old lady...

Lin Muge also sent it to the Sugar Wood Hospital a few days ago, and asked Teacher Ji and Brother Xizi to train it, educate it, and let it know the dangers of this world. Don't be full of chickens.

"Then the reason why I show you this short video is to share a very practical scary trick with all the weird people in the live broadcast room, called light concealment."

"Guangyin is a high-end technique that is combined with ghosts pressing the bed and ghosts hitting the wall, two weird and scary ways that can be applied for World Heritage status."

"In layman's terms, strange figures can appear in the dark, but disappear immediately when there is light."

"The principle is to use the photophobia of the human eye to achieve the effect of stealth."

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Ling Ning, who was floating in the air, swayed her feet crazily and coughed.

"...I believe everyone can see that Ning Ning has completely mastered the skill of Guangyin. This is one of the few scary skills she has mastered."

Lin Muge pulled Ning Ning and said.

"Oh, she's not some kind of beautiful girl genius who can hide and shine."

Yu Xinning blushed and waved her hands.

"Hahaha my wife is so cute!"

"The Few Scary Tricks"

"I thought at first that this video was made by Mr. Ji, but I didn't expect it to be made of Ning Ning..."

"Pigeon began to teach the strange dog's head again]"

"But most of the pigeon live studios are humans, right?"

"This is not necessarily oh dog head]"

"I'm not human"

"Neither do I"

At the same time as rows of barrages flashed by, Lin Muge also held up the camera and closed all the curtains in the house.

"Next, Ning Ning and I will perform the horror short film just now with you, from a first-person perspective."

He went to the light switch and pinned the camera to his chest.

"Wait a minute, senior! I'll sort it out!"

Yu Xinning took off the hat of her one-piece pajamas, and threw her long black hair that had fallen to the roots of her thighs to the front.

At first glance, it doesn't really look like a person.

"Okay, senior!"

"Ok."

Lin Muge turned off the light.

Ning Ning stood there with her arms raised.

Then he turned on the light.

Lemony disappeared like in the video.

"Okay, I didn't expect you to really master it completely."

Lin Muge said in surprise.

Then turned off the light again.

This time Ning Ning appeared directly in front of him.

"Very good, very fast."

He gave Lemony a thumbs up.

"Hey-hey"

Yu Xinning, who had loose black hair, was also secretly delighted.

"Snapped!"

The light was turned on again, and Yu Xinning disappeared out of thin air without any warning at all.

"Ow!"

This time, without waiting for Lin Muge to turn off the lights, she raised her hands and threw herself on Lin Muge.

A look of excitement.

"How about it! Did I scare you, senior!"

"...really frightened..."

Lin Muge helped arrange Ning Ning's long hair.

"Uh... okay..."

He patted Ning Ning's legs that pinched his waist and said weakly.

"what!"

Yu Xinning blushed and quickly floated into the air.

"Knock, knock, knock!"

"Wake up! Ning Ning is only three years old!"

"I didn't expect you to really master it"

"Ling Ning is actually scary?"

"When will Ning Ning scare me, dog head]"

"I dream of lemon lemon at night is it a nightmare? Dog head]"

Although the first person view is theoretically more terrifying, although this time it is a real ghost, but Ning Ning really makes everyone not afraid at all...

As bizarre, Lemonade failed too...

"What Ning Ning showed you just now is the light-hidden technique. Since the live broadcast room is still mostly human, I won't go into details."

"Then I also have plans at present, that is, to open an online class, specializing in teaching how to be scary, and the main lecturer is Ji Fanbu."

"Mr. Ji is very scary when he is alive, and even more powerful when he dies, he can be promoted completely."

"Our goal is also very simple. We hope to provide the society with high-quality scary and weird videos every year through this online course video. The most important thing is that it is completely free and will never charge! You can look forward to it."

Lin Muge sat in front of the computer again.

"Then we move on to the next video, and it's almost time, and we'll see one last."

He glanced at the time.

Before I knew it, it was past eleven o'clock in the evening, but there were still more than five million people in the live broadcast room.

Even the atmosphere was even hotter than before.

"This video was filmed in a large abandoned steel rolling mill. It was shot at dusk. The picture looks a bit underworld, but there is really nothing scary. Don't worry this time."

Seeing another row of barrage bodyguards flashing across the barrage, Lin Muge patted his chest and assured.

The photographer of the video shot in a very stable way, obviously deliberately choosing this kind of abandoned factory to take a set of comparison photos or the like.

There was no problem at first, but as soon as the light of the dusk dissipated, a strange sound suddenly came from the depths of the rolling mill.

The photographer of the video was also stunned for a moment. He looked at the sound and saw a railing that was forbidden to climb.

"Brothers, the railings that are generally forbidden to climb are forbidden to climb. If you have nothing to do, don't climb over."

Lin Muge said with a snap and pressed the pause button.

It's a pity that the photographer of the video may not be literate, so he leaned on the railing and jumped over the sign forbidding to climb over.

The sound of continuous processing and forging in that factory is getting louder and louder.

The surrounding atmosphere was also inexplicably strange.

Because the sun has set, and the entire rolling mill has been abandoned, the picture looks very dark and dilapidated.

The photographer of the video also noticed this, so he made the stupidest decision of his life.

He actually turned on the thermal imaging function of the camera.

In the whole video, the scene is lively in an instant...

In thermal imaging, generally the higher the temperature, the redder the image, and the lower the temperature, the bluer the image.

Around the photographer, there are densely packed little blue people.

Those invisible "people" were staring at him uniformly.

Then the screen shook for a while, and the video stopped abruptly.

"Pigeon pigeon pigeon! I know this place! It's in the county town next to our village!"

The Admiral, who had been on the move for a long time, opened his voice again and said.

Every time I listen to his rich voice, Lin Muge has a feeling of traveling through time and space...

"Aren't you from Nian Beast Village?"

"Yeah, this abandoned steel mill is in the county seat next to Nian Beast Village. Originally, our Nian Beast Village and many small surrounding counties depended on this steel mill to live."

"But it is said that one day many, many years ago, countless migratory birds accidentally passed the top of this steelmaking plant during the migration process, and then it was like raining without any resistance, and all fell to the ground and died. already."

"Anyway, all kinds of very scary and bizarre things happened in the middle, and there were some wizard practices and so on. In short, the steel mill was abandoned like this."

The admiral told horror stories with his Zhang Fei voice and emotion.

But to be honest, with such a loud and righteous voice, there is absolutely no terrifying atmosphere at all...

"In the county town next to your village..."

Lin Muge pursed her lips slightly.

The little girl who could see the weirdness that the master of horror introduced to him yesterday also lives in the mental hospital in the county seat.

In that case, it would be good to take her to see it...

"Pigeon pigeon! You're not going there! Can you take me?"

"Forget it... That steel plant is so empty, how can I make science popular if you scare the weirdness inside with your voice?"

Lin Muge manually gave the admiral a mute.

"Uh... brothers, I want to talk about thermal imaging through this video."

"General thermal imaging can indeed see the weirdness that we can't see under normal circumstances, but in the same way, the weirdness can also know that you can see them."

"This will be very dangerous. Although it is not life-threatening, I still advise everyone not to try it lightly."

He stretched his waist, "This place is quite interesting. I decided to go and see it next time."

"Then this live broadcast is almost over here. This is also the first complete video of identifying popular strange creatures on the Internet. If you have any suggestions, you can send me a private message."

Finally, Lin Muge simply thanked everyone for their gifts and turned off the live broadcast.

"stop fighting."

"stop fighting."

"stop fighting!!"

"Bang!"

in a county mental hospital.

In Room 404, where Ye Xinglan, a severely mentally ill patient, was posted, there was a bang.

On the ten-centimeter-thick iron gate, there was a slamming mark.

The palm-sized explosion-proof glass trembled violently.

"Director, Xinglan has started again..."

Outside the ward, a nurse shivered and said.

After the reassessment last month, Ye Xinglan turned from moderate to severe mental illness and had to move to the fourth floor.

Before Ye Xinglan came, there were painters who were said to be able to see God in other wards on the fourth floor. uukanshu.com has Yin Musicians who always make strange noises…

In short, all the nurses were worried about whether the thin and silent Ye Xinglan could stand her new neighbor.

But it turns out that everyone's worries are superfluous.

Because after Ye Xinglan moved in, the temperature of the entire fourth floor dropped dramatically.

In the other wards, all the noisy mental patients became quiet...

"Bang!"

The nurse on the night watch was about to check it out when there was a loud crash on the door again, as if it might be broken open at any time.

"Stabilize first, and evaluate her again during the day tomorrow."

The director who came over wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

This week, Ye Xinglan always said that she could hear the loud sound of decoration and the work of the steel factory.

But in the entire county, except for an abandoned steel plant, there is no big factory at all...

"God, that's God!"

The price of 403, the crazy painter slammed a painting against the palm-sized window.

Through the window, you can vaguely see the content of his painting, which is an abstract steel factory, where countless people kneel down...

In the video of identifying popular strange creatures on the Internet in this chapter, the settings of the following book friends in the setting building are used for reference:

"Changing Rainbow 910z", "PHIMLPAD", "Evil Cats", "Super Lolita", "Szesks"

Again, although you can't tell which one borrowed from which one of your settings, but to be honest, I was inspired only by seeing your settings!

Then!

Everyone can continue to pile up in the setting building!

In the future, identifying popular and weird videos on the Internet will be produced from the setting building!

Readers, give me an update!

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