Super soft rice king

"Sicong, your kidneys are not good enough. You have gone to the bathroom twice in a while. I tell you that if your kidneys are not good, you need to treat them quickly!" Lin Zeyu said earnestly.

Wang Sicong's face was full of black lines, expressing that he didn't want to talk, but if he didn't speak, he seemed to be acquiescing, and reluctantly said: "Brother Lin, thank you for your concern, but my kidney function is very good."

"Very good, will you go to the bathroom twice in 10 minutes?" Lin Ze said suspiciously, "You don't have to be embarrassed, are they all men, I understand, aren't you just embarrassed to admit it, but you really hurry up Go and treat it, and you have to be restrained. As the saying goes, young people don’t know the value of essence, and old people shed tears in the hole. I know an old Chinese doctor who specializes in treating bragging. Bah, he specializes in treating your disease, otherwise I will introduce it Let me get to know you?"

Wang Sicong: God, please help me!

Ow!

At this moment, a sound similar to howling of a wolf sounded, and Wang Sicong was so excited when he heard the sound: "Woooo, the rescuer I called for finally came. If this continues, I will be bullied to death." Yes, woo woo.

No matter how powerful Tang Yilian was in Shanghai, she was still a girl. Hearing the sound like howling a wolf, she couldn't help showing a frightened expression on her face. She subconsciously leaned towards Lin Ze and said, "There are still wolves here. ?”

"Whether it's a wolf or something, seeing how handsome I am, I can't help but take care of me!" Lin Ze said confidently.

Wang Sicong: ...

Grandma, let you cry, wait for my little cutie to come later, so you have no place to cry!

Ow!

An Alaskan dog that looked to be more than one meter long, had shiny hair, and weighed at least [-] kilograms, rushed towards Wang Sicong, making whining noises from its mouth!

boom!

The Alaskan dog jumped up and rushed towards Wang Sicong, the impact directly threw him to the ground with the chair attached!

Woohoo!

Wang Sicong refused in his heart, grandma, this dog of mine is too stupid, I really don’t want to let it out unless it’s a last resort, fortunately I was prepared, otherwise I forced myself to smile and said: " Ke Ke, stop making trouble, there are still guests here."

guest?

When Wang Keke heard this, his eyes lit up and he looked at Lin Ze. If you ask why, this Wang Keke is a bitch. Same-sex repels each other. Naturally, he won't be interested in Tang Yilian. He flicked his big tongue in an instant , ran towards Lin Ze.

Wang Sicong's face was full of excitement, that's right, that's it, let's go, run, cutie!

He seemed to have seen Lin Ze's embarrassing scene. After all, Wang Keke was very enthusiastic about strangers. Let him think about it. The last time Wang Keke saw a stranger, he threw him to the ground and stretched out I licked the person's face with my tongue for more than ten minutes, and the other one seemed to be pressed under it as a jumping bed. I jumped several times, so that my friends didn't dare to go to my house afterwards.

What will he do this time, press the pretender to the ground as a jumping bed, or lick it?

However, just when Wang Keke was about to pounce on Lin Ze, Lin Ze reached out and grabbed the latter's two paws, and said with a smile: "Oh, not bad, this dog has delicate features and is quite beautiful. You see, I am not bad looking, or else you will support me from today on, how can I get along with you?"

Ah!

Wang Sicong sneered, what are you kidding, you let a dog take care of you, what are you dreaming about?

But in the next second, his jaw almost dropped from shock, I'm so scared, what's going on?

Meow!

I saw Wang Keke lying directly next to Lin Ze, and then looked at Lin Ze with a flattering expression.

Wang Sicong: ...

Wang Keke, you are an Alaskan dog, what about your dignity?

And what kind of expression is that on your face, please!

Do you know who is your master?

Tang Yilian was a little scared at first, but when she saw that Wang Keke was so cute, she was no longer afraid. She walked over and said with a smile, "Honey, this dog is so cute and obedient!"

Wang Sicong burst into tears.

"Why does it listen to you so much?" Tang Yilian asked curiously.

Lin Ze said proudly: "Because your husband is the man who wants to become the king of soft rice, as long as he is a mother, he can't get rid of his charm!"

Wang Sicong: Can you be a little more embarrassing.

"Wang Keke!"

Wang Sicong shouted angrily.

Ow!

Wang Keke stood up, with an angry face, and stared at Wang Sicong grinning, as if very dissatisfied with Wang Sicong!

Wang Sicong knelt down at that time, obviously Wang Keke betrayed in shame, paralyzed, cheating, brother is your master, I came to ask you to help me regain face, not to let you surrender to the enemy.

He wanted to cry, woo woo, he was devastated all night, could it be that Lin Ze was sent by heaven to punish him?

Wang Sicong stared at Lin Ze, as if he had made some important decision, strode up to Lin Ze, and said solemnly, "Brother Lin?"

"Huh?" Lin Ze looked at Wang Sicong.

"Brother Lin, please accept me as an apprentice, and teach me how to be a man who eats soft food!" Wang said.

Wang Sicong has been completely conquered by Lin Ze now, damn it, if he can have this ability if he eats soft rice, he would rather eat soft rice.

Tang Yilian and the housekeeper: ...

Wang Keke: ...

There seems to be strange creatures mixed in here.

The butler feels that he is not good. You are a national husband, a dignified rich second generation, and you want to learn how to eat soft food from others. Isn't this a joke?

With cold sweat on his head, he said, "Master, are you joking?"

"I'm serious." Wang Sicong said with a serious face, "Brother Lin, what do you think, you teach me how to eat soft rice, I can pay for it."

"No!" Lin Ze said.

The housekeeper knelt down to Lin Ze in an instant, and just wanted to shout: Boss, 666! !

Now the housekeeper adores Lin Ze a little bit, Wang Sicong personally begged Lin Ze to accept him as a disciple, but was rejected, too individual.

Wang Sicong was speechless!

"Why?" Wang Sicong asked unwillingly.

Lin Ze raised his head, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and said proudly: "Eating soft food is about talent, not everyone can do it."

Wang Sicong: ...

housekeeper:……

Wang Keke: ...

mmp, I heard that you still need to pay attention to talent if you eat soft food.

"You are not qualified for the first rule of eating soft rice, you are too ugly." Lin Ze said lazily.

Wang Sicong: ...

Although I am not handsome like this, but I am not on the same side as ugly, okay?

"Is there really no other way?" Wang Sicong asked unwillingly.

Lin Ze looked at Wang Sicong carefully, and after looking at it for a long time, he said, "There is nothing you can do if you want to eat soft food!"