Super soft rice king

Nobuko Matsuhisa stared at Lin Ze with the expression of seeing a ghost, what a joke, even if he was given another 100 years, he would not be able to do this kind of unpredictable sword technique!

Grumble!

The translator said: "This SB said that he has surrendered, but he wants to buy his life with 1000 million Celestial Coins. I hope you can agree."

"1000 million, why don't you consider agreeing to it?" Wang Sicong said while devouring the sashimi.

"No need, let him die, stay away, I'm dizzy." Lin Ze said.

Wang Sicong asked the housekeeper to drag Nobuko Matsuhisa down and give him a knife to make him commit suicide. I believe that no one can speak in front of Wang Sicong.

After more than half of the stabs were eaten, Wang Sicong said with a satisfied face: "This is 1000 million, why don't you agree?"

Lin Ze said as a matter of course: "I'm a jerk, you see who's a jerk makes money by himself, if I don't have any money, I'll just ask my wife, right, wife!"

"En!" Tang Yilian nodded.

Wang Sicong: ...

Another handful of dog food caught off guard was thrown into his mouth. Wang Sicong said that he was not well, his blood pressure was rising rapidly, and he couldn't continue, so he shouted: "Continue to serve!"

The waiter brought up several dishes again. In order to avoid the situation of pretending to be incompetent and getting caught, Wang Sicong first asked: "Brother Lin, do you know what these dishes are?"

"I don't know." Lin Ze shook his head.

"You really don't know?" Wang Sicong asked in disbelief. Damn, you just said that you don't understand red wine, and the result, the result, I made you a dog, grandma.

Lin Ze said, "Really."

Looking at Lin Ze's sincere face, Wang Sicong breathed a sigh of relief. If this nima still knew, I would die!

So he pointed to a sausage and said: "This sausage is very delicious, has very high nutritional value, contains probiotics, and this shellac is also very delicious, Yilian, you can try it!"

Lin Ze asked with a smile, "Are these delicious?"

Wang Sicong said affirmatively: "It must be delicious. I asked a three-star Michelin chef to make these."

While speaking, he cut a piece of sausage with a knife and put it in his mouth. He took a sip of shellac at the same time, with a look of enjoyment on his face.

Lin Ze shook his head and said, "I didn't expect you to have such a unique taste that you would like this kind of thing."

"What do you mean?" Wang Sicong asked suspiciously, "This is a rare delicacy."

A smile appeared on Lin Ze's face. When Wang Sicong saw the smile, he immediately realized that something was wrong. This guy was about to start pretending. He was paralyzed. When he was pretending just now, this guy smiled like this.

Wang Sicong wanted to cry: Didn't you just say you didn't know, didn't you know, Mom, don't bring such a bully, I want to go home!

After all, who of us is the rich second generation, you know everything about it.

Wang Sicong smiled and said, "Brother Lin, can you do both?"

Lin Ze smiled and said, "I can't do it!"

Wang Sicong breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, it's pretty much the same, if you still know how to do this stuff, you'll still be a badass.

"But I know what these two things are made of, and I believe you don't want to know what the raw materials of these two are." Lin Ze said with a smile.

Wang Sicong: "Why don't you want to know?"

"Because if you knew, you would definitely be scared." Lin Ze said.

scare yourself?

Are you kidding me, I am the dignified Lin Sicong, the national husband, who will be intimidated by the raw materials of the two dishes.

"You say that, I'm even more curious, I want to see what kind of raw material is so scary, tell me and listen to it." Wang Sicong said proudly.

"Are you sure?" Lin Ze asked.

"Say!" Wang Sicong said boldly.

"Well, the shellac you just drank is made from the feces excreted by an insect in Asan and MD, and the full name of the sausage is baby feces sausage, and there are many probiotics in the baby's body. So someone took probiotics out of baby poo and used it to ferment sausages!"

When Wang Sicong heard this, his complexion turned pale instantly. These two things are made of feces. Although they are cleaned, they are also feces. To kill myself, sometimes I like to eat street stalls, Malatang, but it doesn't mean I like to eat feces!

Lin Ze said sarcastic words on the side: "I've said it all, you don't want to know, you insist on letting me say, how about it, regret it!"

Tang Yilian covered her mouth and smiled, her husband is too bad, she deliberately said that Wang Sicong didn't want to know, and then provoked Wang Sicong, telling him to know, but seeing the national husband Wang Sicong deflated, it seems like a A very interesting thing.

A few minutes later, Wang Sicong walked back with a pale complexion from vomiting, and vomited out all the puffer fish sashimi he ate just now, eating for nothing.

Wang Sicong barely maintained etiquette, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I lost my composure."

Then he pushed aside the shellac and baby poop sausages that were praised just now, and said to Lin Ze: "Brother Lin is really well-informed, from wine to food, there seems to be nothing he doesn't understand, there is nothing Will not."

Lin Ze said modestly: "Actually, I still can't, at least I can't have children."

Wang Sicong: ...

This nima invited Tang Yilian to come over for dinner in order to pretend to be aggressive in front of Tang Yilian and perform well. As a result, she was deflated everywhere in front of Lin Ze, and the rhythm was brought up by this guy. foil.

I am the husband of a citizen, and I will never allow this kind of thing to happen. It seems that I am going to use my trump card!

So she said gracefully: "You two, I have something to go out for a while, and I'll be right back."

"Please."

Lin Ze said.

After Wang Sicong walked out, he said to the housekeeper, "MMP, that kid has completely stolen the limelight today."

Butler: "Young master, this Mr. Lin is not an ordinary person who can win Tang Yilian's favor."

"I also know, but I can't swallow this breath, and start a backup plan." Wang Sicong said angrily.

"This..." The steward hesitated, "Master, are you sure, that plan will hurt the enemy by one thousand and self-damage eight hundred."

"Grandma, don't worry about it, I can't hold my breath, at least I have to win the round." Wang Sicong said.

"Alright then, I'll prepare now." The butler left quickly.

Wang Sicong raised his foot and walked back to the restaurant, roaring in his heart: Is it so difficult for me to pretend to be a jerk?I want to pretend, I want to pretend, ah, ah, ah! !