Super soft rice king

"What can I do?" Wang Sicong looked expectant.

Lin Ze rubbed his chin, and said thoughtfully: "You have no hope if you take the sunny and handsome route, but you are so ugly, you can take the ugly and cute route, maybe there is a unique aesthetic, I like your style."

"Come on, show me how cute you are!"

housekeeper:……

Wang Sicong: ...

Tang Yilian: ...

Wang Sicong had a troubled expression on his face. With his status, it was usually others who acted cute in front of him. When it was his turn to act cute, he said hesitantly, "I won't."

"You don't even know how to be cute. What else can you do? This is the most basic skill for eating soft food. Just think about how to make it the cutest and most attractive." Lin Ze looked contemptuous.

Acting cute?

What exactly is cuteness?

Wang Sicong was about to cry, woohoo, I don't know how to be cute!

Tang Yilian said from the side: "My husband, or forget it, he really doesn't know how to do it."

"Do you want to eat soft rice?" Lin Ze asked righteously.

Wang Sicong scratched his head and said, "I think so!"

housekeeper:……

If the master hears this, I'm afraid he will be beaten to death. A son of the richest man, what is wrong with learning to eat soft food? If it gets out, where will he put his face?

Lin Ze said: "Then you listen to my instructions, make fists with both hands, put them on both sides of your cheeks, yes, that's it, then pout your mouth and make a cute expression."

Wang Sicong obeyed the command and made an expression that he thought was cute.

Lin Ze, the housekeeper, and Tang Yilian had black lines all over their faces, feeling that their worldview had collapsed.

Wang Keke even covered his eyes with two paws, and couldn't bear to look directly at her. She is cute when she is cute, but you are too cute to be cute!

Lin Ze was speechless: "You are ugly and not cute at all. If you want to eat soft food, you are still far away. You should go home and practice being cute. When you can succeed in being cute, come to me again. Bar!"

"Honey, let's go!"

Lin Ze took Tang Yilian away, while Wang Sicong was behind, shouting with a firm face: "Don't worry, I will succeed in acting cute, and I will look for you again at that time!"

The butler looked at his young master as if he was serious, and he was a little tangled, should he tell the master, forget it, or not, if he let the master know that the young master wants to eat soft food, he will not be beaten to death.

The driver, Lao Jiang, had been waiting outside for Lin Ze and Tang Yilian. After seeing Tang Yilian coming down, he quickly drove the car to the hotel entrance, picked them up, and drove towards Tang Yilian's residence.

Tang Yilian has more than one billion yuan in assets, so the place to live is naturally not too bad. It is a well-known wealthy area in Qingzhou City - Qingshan Villa.

Qingshan Villa is located on the hillside of Qingshan Mountain, covering an area of ​​30 square meters, but there are only more than 24 villas in the entire villa area, and the price of any villa costs tens of millions. Of course, you get what you pay for, and the whole community The security is very good, the whole community has no blind spots to monitor, and the security patrols [-] hours a day. If you don't have a net worth of hundreds of millions, you can't hold it at all.

Normally, she would ask Lao Jiang to drive directly downstairs, but tonight at the foot of the mountain, she asked Lao Jiang to stop the car because she wanted to take a walk with Lin Ze alone.

"Honey, are you really not going back to the mountains?" Tang Yilian asked Lin Ze.

Lin Ze stretched his waist and said, "I'm not going back. Those three old fellows told me that I've already left my teacher and told me to get out of here quickly and come down the mountain to harm others. Don't harm them!"

"Giggle!"

Tang Yilian gently covered her mouth with her hand, and let out a crisp and sweet laugh. Her big eyes narrowed into crescent shapes. This husband is indeed a living treasure. The first time I saw him was on the mountain, and it was my grandfather who brought him He went to the mountain to treat his illness by himself. At that time, he was only six years old, and then he made his grandfather miserable!

My grandfather was talking about things with his three masters in the house, and he dragged himself to play outside, and then he was accidentally pecked by the rooster raised by his three masters, so he was angry and took himself to buy a bag Laxatives, and then found a garlic pounding bowl in the house, smashed all the laxatives, then rinsed them with water, put some sugar in it, and poured all the roosters to drink, so that the roosters had diarrhea.

At noon, his three masters asked him to help smash the garlic, but he forgot that he had pounded the laxative in this bowl, and just pounded the garlic. My grandfather and his three masters ate the garlic sauce with laxatives, and the ending was bleak. The four of them ran to the bathroom for a whole day. In the end, the four of them were weak and couldn't get up when they were lying on the ground. I wanted to help a few people up, but these people only said one sentence to me: Don't help me , I want to pull...

What happened to Lin Ze in the end, I don't know, anyway, I stayed on the mountain for half a year, and I never saw my husband again, I still remember this incident even now!

"Honey, what did you do this time?" Tang Yilian asked curiously.

Lin Ze said lightly: "Actually, I didn't do anything, but the third master told me that it was too boring to be on the mountain, there was not even a woman, and the idle eggs were going to rust, so I kindly helped him find it." The female orangutan came back, prepared a dose of medicine for the female orangutan according to the method taught by the second master, and then locked the female orangutan and the third master in the room while the third master was sleeping. One is fierce. Anyway, when the third master came out the next day, his clothes were all torn, and his feet were a little weak when walking, and the female orangutan stood behind and kept winking at him. What a wonderful thing you said Just like that, he yelled to kill me."

"Don't you think he is ungrateful? He himself said that he is unhappy without a woman. I spent a lot of effort to catch that female orangutan. I almost sacrificed my appearance. If I help him like this, he will kill him." Me, do you think this is a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and you don't know a good heart." Lin Ze looked innocent.

Tang Yilian: ...

"Then what else did you do?" Tang Yilian asked.

"Well, it's okay. I think Master is alone all day long. I was afraid that he would be lonely and cold, so I told Aunt Wang at the foot of the mountain that my master had been secretly in love with her for a long time. I wanted to applaud her for love and help the second master make alchemy." I just accidentally handed him sulfur and saltpeter." Lin Ze shrugged and said.

Tang Yilian: ...

This is called nothing, Aunt Wang at the foot of the mountain is in her 70s, your master is only in her early fifties, and sulfur and saltpeter will explode!

She suddenly felt that her three masters didn't beat him to death, this was definitely true love!

Tang Yilian and Lin Ze walked and chatted one after another, and they reached the main entrance of Qingshan Villa...