Magic Farmer Dara

On both maps, all data on soil types were presented as one "anomaly" ...

Here is ass! How do we now damn map the types of garden crops? How to apply fertilizer? Shit, how much money is gone! All my plans for the introduction of new technology, the cat is under the tail !!! This is a complete ass !!! Instead of moving forward ... a complete fall in the pit !!

Aah, what about your praised technologies ??? Dara looked askance at Fang ... Ass ... Fang, is this factory technology? Or on the knee made in a province in the technology park in the village ????

I remember about 20 years ago such candies were sold on the market - "Coffee Halva" were called! No packaging, inside hell knows what, but honey! We then had a shortage ... there was no sweet ... so it was necessary to eat "THIS"!

I also remember your jackets, so light, they were often torn !!!

Then I saw super quality blue sweatpants, brought from the US ... then I learned that you have quality categories - from "super" that you supply to the US and the EU and "average" for us ...

Now go to any market, all the tools from the technological parks of your villages, the same for screwdrivers, coat hooks ... soft metal, everything bends, screwdrivers scroll ... but there are quality ones that are factory-made ... they are cool!

Yes, and factory drills, too cool! As well as clothes, jeans, jackets, shirts, shoes, prices from 35 to 50 dollars. It is very good. Turkish jeans are already from 90 dollars, and the quality is almost the same ... For one shirt, Turkish, give 40 dollars at a salary of 150 dollars? Factory from your country costs 20 dollars. It is good that now, our domestic producers woke up and began to produce their shirts for the price of 15 dollars, with one hundred percent cotton. Thank you, factory equipment, and note, Fang according to the program "New Silk Road". It works great! The main thing is to want and be able to!

Yes, you went, Dara ... everything worked the same ?! What are you hitting? The tractor is factory, and the copter is not ours at all, it is from the Philippines, but a well-assembled, well-known brand.

There seems to be some kind of "NOT - THAT" ... anomaly to hell !!!! There is no way to be polite ... it's Ass ... how much money is invested ... and all the "poof" and not a damn thing left!

Well, let's follow the old, now we will check our method again!

What is this method? Is that the same?

Yes, the method of "firing"! It is necessary to hit well on the device! He must earn!

Fool, THIS is not a lamp TV ?! This is a subtle technique! All contacts are in place!

Idiot himself! Now I will check it myself! Believe my word that everything will work, just watch!

If not???

Then ... you will need to wash with cold water ... and think about what we should do, probably ...

Well, let's see what you can do ...

By the way, why didn't you want to conclude a contract with us, when you studied at the university?

But with us, then it was forbidden to have any operations, work, receive funds in foreign currency. Now they have canceled it, but the headache has increased, you will receive, you will have to pay tax, for fees ... there you need to give 20 or 30 percent ... and there's a lot of trouble ... it's easier to refuse ...

Aah ... how difficult it is for you ... there is, such a thing ... and the "roof" is needed, without it, it is better not to get out of the rough waters ...

What is a "roof"? This is someone powerful from the clan ... he will solve all the problems himself ...

... ass ...

Let me show you the class now!

Dara went to the copter and hit her with his fist, and even, once ... and then kicked the tractor, knocked the scanner and the lidar into the bargain ... Ass, work, otherwise ... I'll sort it out for screws, let me steam! This is my liver! And it can not be angry! Eyes, Gifts reddened, his blood pressure rose!

If he could have the cultivator's gaze ... then he would see that the tractor and tractor at the moment of touch, they were enveloped in a turquoise glow ... But Dara did not have it ...

Fang, let's run! Now, everything should work ... and if not, Dara has a wry smile when he looks at the new-fangled gadgets ...

Well, let's see ... Fang launched the copter and tractor ...

Dara, he grunted and noticed Fangu ... maybe it was your miracle that the coin did everything. I remember once we went through geochemistry of landscapes ... chemical reactions take place in the soil, a lot of chemical formulas, such as chemical compounds that are added, made and multiplied, and this or that type of soil turns out ... and there they are also divided into smaller taxonomic units ... Agriculture is a delicate science, and not just a chopper to wield!

... Fang ... was silent ... but his eyes became square ...

... Dara, your method works !!!

Look, we have two identical soil maps!

Now I have started the process at the program level for drawing up a sowing scheme, watering on the copter and tillage your farm on a tractor ... everything works !!!

Amazing, ancient magic, of the industrial age! It turns out that it works in the new information age !!!

Well, here you are not there, but there, you are not here!

Let's go, let's take a glass of Ziziphora, but the fact that something has increased my pressure, I want to break something ...

Fang squinted at Dara ... well, you're a masochist, of course! To drink this strange drink, I told you a long time ago, stop you drinking all kinds of teas ... there is nothing better than boiling water!

Yeah, yeah, I heard here from the seller Sencha that your tea is treated with "night gold" ?! Is it true? Or marketing wars? But after that, there is no desire to drink, nor to taste green tea, or sencha. Herbal, our, domestic teas are more reliable! Firstly, they are cheap, Secondly, they are environmentally friendly, Thirdly, the method of using human "night gold" is not common ... everything is natural, from animals ... "Sencha" is said to be treated with chicken "night gold". Every bird flu there ... you are here, right about the boiling water ... provided, of course, that the water is good, and bottled. I read that, somewhere the water was wonderful, but here in the building where people lived it flowed through lead pipes ...

Nice boiling water. By the way, we have in the capital, the most delicious water in the world, the famous Vienna, in third place, compared with ours!

Previously, it was generally possible to scoop water from the city canal with a drinking bowl and drink, and there was nothing ...

What used to be when? In the 1950s commercial year, for example ... and then when a lot of cars appeared in the city, factories ... then the ecology deteriorated. After that, of course, the plants were taken outside the city, but the ecology is not the same.

The about 500 years ago, there were so many fish in the city canal that when horses went to the ford, they would kill fish with their hooves ...

Now, in the city canals, of course, not so much fish, but "Schizothorax" is swimming, which means that the water is clean! By the way, the meat is very tasty and fat. But like the fugue, it is poisonous. It is necessary to remove milk from it, black film and gills. Then you can eat it.

We have whole lakes where this fish swims, sometimes it reaches a size of 2-3 meters, but it is "sacred" and cannot be caught. In the city channels it is caught on a spinning, fish reach a size of 30 - 40 centimeters.

In our city, you can sometimes see foxes, badgers, owls, pelicans, flamingos ... so that everything is probably ecologically good ...

Of course, there must be a buffer zone 100 meters from the road. In the city there is clearly not worth the decorative fruits. Such as mulberry, persimmon, pomegranate, pear, apples, figs, apricots, cherries, plums ... because, they have a high content of heavy metals.

Although even in mountain streams, fish found an excess of the maximum allowable concentrations of radionuclides ... this is from the fact that they used to carry out ground-based nuclear tests ... not from us, from neighbors ... and radiation settled everywhere ...

It's good that a moratorium on nuclear tests has been introduced since 1998 ... and before that there were many in the world ... and what people do not live quietly, peacefully ...

I still remember from school ... they showed us how to dig air-raid shelters ... they did classes, how to hide when struck ... although our colonel said that if you see a "flash" then it is easier to put on white slippers and a white sheet so that you don't have to suffer ...

It's good that this world idiocy is over ... but even that, the old one was enough ... so that traces of that terrible past were left in the soil ...

Yes, good, Dara all the horrors of stories ... so, today I already almost would have done enough a few times for fear ... stop ... you are right Bro ... today was one more day.

Come on, let's do an experiment with tea ... let's see, does that make him feel so bad about him or not?

Here, you are a strange Gift ... well, let's go ... I now also became interested ...

By the way, can you still hear and see as well as on the road and you?

I'm ?! I also see and hear everything. As if my eyes are in macro mode! Well, not X-ray? No, it's all fantastic! But I see, everything is very clear and magnified! I hear what they say on the road over there, two farmers and you? Yeah, they swear ... because of what ... today our team lost to football, in the qualifying match for the Asian Championship ... sorry ... well, maybe someday they will be able to get into the world championship ?! Who knows?!

Let's go ... and the tractor and the copter that? Let them go to the garage. Turning his back to them, two Brough went to the cottage for a cup of tea.

Dara, remembering the old tale told in another language, suddenly said loudly:

"Hey, you sloths go to the garage! At my behest! According to my desire! "

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Yes, ass, our owner is some kind of whimsical ... and his Bro, too, is not far away from him. Two pair of boots, one pickaxe, another shovel ... Go and say, open it yourself, close the garage, find a place for yourself ... completely collapsed with an oak ... well, they don't choose their owners ... but look what strength you got from it! Well, you're right here! By the way, we're relatives, some spare parts! Although the assembly is different! Relatives! No way! Bro! Now call me elder brother, and you will be younger! Good senior! So, junior ...

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Well, here we drank tea ... really stomps from it ... Yeah, I now hear some voices ... and which ones? What do they say? Who?

Who I will not tell you, since I do not know! They say, Dara! Dara! Urgently run to the cafe at the fork, there they give today, very tasty meat! Oven baked Schizothorax baked in fir wood with fir wood served with Persian flax rice, green with saffron and baked trout. As well as steamed wheat patties with lamb and onions, steamed pumpkin rolls, home-made noodles with finely chopped beef and horse meat. And also camel milk was brought. Hurry! For all portions may not be enough! They are only for the first 300 people! Soon comes off, go try. Today, their first discovery, so that the discounts of 30 percent ... the first 50 who came to give with them free of charge 10 guy pies with pumpkin and 20 baked lamb pies ...

Run, hurry and Bro, grab ... there is nothing to sit ... at least 30 people already know about the opening ... do not sit ... run ... or rather ride ... on a motorcycle ... rather ....

Wow! You buggy !!! But I did not hear anything like that !!!

But let's try, let's go, we'll see, for the demand they don't take the same money? !!!

Yes, and I wanted to ... you promised me a revel ... come on!

Let's go… !

Dara sat behind the wheel, the hand stopped hurting and Fang sat down in the carriage and they rushed ...

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These boobies left? Yes, senior! Forget to close the house? The garage is not closed. Are not they idiots? But also the house wasn't cleaned, it's worth it in the dust. They now live in it! First, it would be removed, washed the floor, rubbed dust. Then they would have taken up exploring the field.

Now we have to do everything ... hey, you, how are you, "dzasiki-warasi" appear ... Bro, what are you doing? Idiocy, it turns out to be contagious! Junior, you are infected from the owner. Wake up!

What did I say wrong? How do we clean everything up? We have no arms, no legs, it's like an elephant in a china shop ... and not like a snake ...

Yes, and "dzasiki-warasi" is from another mythology, they have no such thing ... but what do they have? This is work, patience, hope ... and the understanding that magic comes only from hard work or talent ... Miracles happen ... at the same time.

So what do we do? With turquoise power, it seems that our functionality has changed ...

... and let's connect to the global network, galactic ... and you, too, Brutus? Do not respect intellectual property? Want to borrow an idea from Tenchi Muyo?

... but what should we do? How to clean the house need? How do you close the garage, drive away potential thieves? We are cars and not some autobot?

Well, if you think in the literary world of borrowing other authors commonplace. Especially if you look deep into the history, different countries, different value systems, and borrowed ideas, sometimes literary characters from each other. They just changed their names, changed the basic idea, added their own ideology, and now a new literary hero is ready. Later they simply borrowed a genre, a theme, created their heroes. That is a new image of Simulacrum? Probably not? All the same, they brought something of their own, adapted the original work under their traditions and culture. Plagiarism? Partial…

Then I suddenly remembered by chance the two Bro Poincare War and his cousin, a scientist ... One was called Henri Poincare and the other Poincaré Raymond ...

What is it for? Yes, so ... by the way I had to ...

This topic arose in the discussions of scientists of the 60s of the 20th century ...

Well, anyway ... will we implement the plan for the materialization of the spirit from the car or mental projection according to Castaneda?

How not to call it ... you need to clean the house, wash it and impose a barrier ... so that no one sees, this anomaly ... now space satellites can monitor the whole Earth ...

... okay, stop philosophizing, it's time to work ... oh, you called "dzasiki-varashi." Their culture is different ... oh, the village, to learn and learn more, young, green ... no experience ...

Ah, youth!

This is by the way, also borrowing! Of course, this is from the Russians! They are famous comedians with an Aesopian language ... wise in their own way, they are! It is true that their mind does not understand, you need to understand at the level of the mental level. Their soul is wide, there is no Eastern subtlety, but there is a Western one. Well, everyone has their own characteristics and unique properties. The British? Here they are masters of multi-pass strategies!The Americans? They are somewhat similar to the Russians. People, too, are broad-minded though pragmatists.

How are we from Asia? What we are, we are the salt of the earth! Although if you look globally, we all come from Africa ... We? Are we cars? But people made us? So I don't understand them at all, and their xenophobia ... by the way, it's because the level of culture is low. This is from fears ... Well, after the Mongol invasion, many Europeans found Mongolian genes in their blood. So, Europeans just have external differences, and by blood they are like us, Asians.

Well, it's time to clean the house ...

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When they arrived at the fork in the road, a collapsible house stood surprisingly there, it was built as part of the development of domestic tourism, through investments in the "New Silk Road" project ...

... the house was an ethnographic cafe ...