Magic Farmer Dara

Cafe ... by the way, Fang note that this is traditional cuisine! If you are healthy then eat to the full ... But if you are not healthy, then show moderation! On the day, you need to eat no more than 2500 calories and do not forget to spend them. At least walk 6-7 kilometers.

Hey bro! I want to eat and drink!

Well, dooms! We have no alcohol! I can give you lemon juice!

But I saw alcohol shops in the city!

That in the city! In general, alcohol is not good! Boiling water is better! Definitely! Why do you blur your mind? If you really want to have two ways - the first need to work two months on the night shift and another day ... two shifts in a row and you will understand the beauty of a full sleep, the Enlightened consciousness. And by the way, such processing causes enormous harm to health. You will have problems with vision, hearing, your heart will fail. But at the same time you will walk, as if you drank a glass of alcohol! The second way, try not to sleep for 30 hours ... but this is also unhealthy!

In addition, recently the British wrote that new medical studies have shown that any type, type and amount of alcohol does not bring any health benefits, rather harm!

Humanity is not going there ... drinking, smoking, moving away from the commandments ... slowly losing its humanity!

Hey, hey, bro, I want to eat ... and not to hear your thoughts ... Well, okay, tell me who is the coolest in the world from the countries now?

Steep talking?

Aha...

Always look first into history, and from the point of view of our region, if you reject the Sumerians, Byzantines, Egyptians, Greeks, Romans. We always had the coolest in the region and the world, the Persian Empire, the Chinese Empire, then the Arabs came, after the Mongols came ... Then our ancestors made a rustle, almost subduing Europe.

After there were Germans, French. The British were and there are cool guys! Then the Americans, Russians.

Now probably the coolest in the world are Chinese, then Russians, then the British and then the Americans. But in 25–26 years, if nothing changes, then China will be the coolest in the world, both economically and politically, and militarily.

It is gratifying that we have allies for a long time, the presence of the Chinese has been in our region for the past 2,000 years ...

Americans slowly give up their positions. Well, this is not news, they have been writing about this for a long time in the stories - "Heavy Object" and 'Mahouka Koukou No Rettousei' and 'Full Metall Panic', nothing new.

In the economy, they are still doing well, or relatively well, but politically they give up ... not so steep as 30 or 40 years ago. This is probably quite natural, the race for the leader ... the champion can not always win. This has already happened, the East was cool for 500 years, and then the revenge took the West. Maybe it's time to return the palm?

Uh, bro, you bent ?! The United States is the coolest country in the world, but for now!

Yes, but it's is aging ...

A person cannot predict anything ... let's see in a couple of decades who will be cooler than the USA or China ?!

Uh, okay, let's go take a turn!

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Senior, what have we decided? Then, junior, we take upon ourselves the mental projection and with the power of thinking we materialize !!

Yes ... older ... you are still that fruit ...

Enough, flog crap! We still have a lot of work ...

Come on, I'll take care of the field, and you're home!

The senior is not so honest ?! Let's decide in a democratic way, not authoritarian!

So what do you suggest?

Let's play up to three, rock, paper, scissors!

Come on!

Stone, scissors, paper ... stone, paper!

I won the first time!

Let's!

Stone, scissors, paper ... well ... stone ...

Hey, where did the well come from?

Oh, this is the Russian version ...

Russian?

Why?

Why not?

You are the senior did not specify in which we play?

I thought Japanese ...

The difference is small in general ...

Well, you're probably right ...

Who won?

I, a stone, drowned in a well!

imbecile, you!

Well, how else! Who is easy now?

Come on!

Stone, scissors, paper ... paper, scissors!

I won! Hooray!

You are a petty crook!

Well, anyway, you dear elder brother to engage in the field ...

Why then did we play?

Well, I myself wanted to choose, not to order me.

Everything, honestly!

Well, you give a shot!

Let's get to work ...

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Kopter "Dilshadu" started cleaning the house ... he collected all the dust with the thought that she herself walked into a one-time package. Then Dilshad wondered if I was wondering how I imagined it, is it a subject or now I have a soul, will "he" be a person? Is this appropriate? Traditionally? But everything is better than these non-traditional European values.

All the same, they do not take root in the East. For? For our East is, first of all, tough traditions, rituals, and the world is more patriarchal than in Europe. They already live in the 21st century and we? Well, we, probably in the century 20 for example? On the one hand gadgets, and on the other old traditions. Of course, globalization changes something, like the Internet, telegrams, but the essence remains the same in general.

So, what the fuck are new formats ??? On the other hand, it is a violation of the commandments. Europe has already abandoned them as well as the Western world. So who are they? Atheists? Militant atheists? Or did they finally throw off their mask and appear in all the unconventional alien beauty? Their culture, of course, is difficult for us to understand, and indeed to accept.

It's good that the owner bought me on time, so far I walked around the network, I learned that from today there was a ban on the purchase of foreign copters! Lucky! All of what? Monopoly! The local manufacturer will now be completely in control of the development of the copter technology, so that the owner will not be able to become a representative of our brand. On the other hand, this is also good within the country; after all, we are copters, dual-use gadgets. So now everything will be under control ... everything that is not being done, is being done for the better ...

Now let the water appear and come on, my water is this dusty house! The owners will come soon, it is necessary that the house sparkled!

The first floor is ready, went to the second, and you need not forget about the basement.

How do you feel about the West? How does it relate to its? It was a potential opponent for a long time. Then it became a friend, and after hell knows who? Well, obviously, not exactly an ally. But maybe just a business partner? Nothing personal, this is business. So it is right.

Of course, the West has its own cockroaches ... as well as the East. Everywhere their subtleties, and in any case, the owner, the common man, in general, that does not matter before that. Anyway, any public information does not contain a lot of valuable content, garbage for the most part ... but non-public information is the quintessence of the development of the world for the next 5-8 years. But how would a simple person find out about their? That's right, do not know. Therefore, in our world, and they say, less, you know, better sleep! And this is right, as the ancients said there - knowledge, aggravate sadness!

Well, one, two, three, let's restore order and on the second floor. Yes?! Do not forget to wash the windows!

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The Sohrab tractor ... had a ready-made plan, placing the beds according to soil types ... it was all not typical ... more simply, "magically abnormal"! What does not plant all grow? Not? Yet rather no than yes. Even the magic soil had its preferences.

This was shown on the soil map; the soil itself indicated which types of plants could be planted on it and where. Sukhrab did not suffer from questions of the universe, philosophy, and attitude to the West. Then to him somehow applies? From him neither cold nor hot.

The West has already achieved its enviable position, a developed economy, having passed an evolutionary path from wild capitalism with an inhuman face, to a completely humane one. Of course it's relative and before that, they had their own problems, which they solved by means of a "charter of liberties", and after that there was a "great charter of liberties" ... and suffragistic women ... having gone through full tin, capitalism became not so cruel ... it had a human face. But in the world to hell, other mutant types of market economy ... aah, the world does not stand still ... everything develops ... you see, in the clan world in 50 years, something will change ...

Well, it's time for me to deal with the site ... well, that bans on remote tractors have not yet been introduced ... there is a chance, though not a big one ... that it will be possible to unwind. Although, of course, Dare would find a "good roof" ... Then, if a large clan were at hand, the questions would all be solved ... But so, let them try ?! Experience is the best teacher, it shows the real world, without sweet dreams ...the real world is gray, not pink and black and gray ... if you're lucky, there will be turquoise paint. Is it really how to look at it? If you enjoy every sunrise, then life is filled with colors. The main thing is not to think about him too much! Why get upset, as the Persians say - all the same until it did not come, why grieve, and when it happened, it would not help?

Cheer up!

In the meantime, we will start making trenches ... In the east, closer to the mountains, we will plant parsnips. We need to make beds for it, as there were three hundred square meters, the harvest should be about 900 kg plus 270 kg from the "miracle" of fertilizers ... total, 1170 kg! In general, not bad! Why was the owner afraid to take a farm of 2 hectares? Probably decided to see how things go on 40 ar? Let's see what happens?! On the other hand, here are those poor creatures who did not think, but simply planted, got good harvests ... but they could not adjust the logistics and they burned down ... as my master said. It's probably correct, you must first check on the small, if it goes, try on the large.

This was the right decision to enter into contracts with restaurants, as an ordinary customer, who understands the value of these vegetables and berries, is not so much. With restaurants it is the right money. Chicory will do the same beds on 3 macaws ... It turned out great! Only 480 kg! Good stuff, you can eat raw, make coffee and treat cows!

In the south, I will make a place for the loofah just nothing 2 ar, the owner will need to help. Well, materialize according to my desire poles ... tubes ... create a design ... as for a vineyard ... fruits will hang on it! Almost 900 kg if everything else goes to 30 percent increase in yield will be very good!

We will also organize a 2 ar already here and 1 ton for fennel!

Do not forget about the pumpkin, 4 ar ... 1.6 tons! Then the watermelon will have to work harder ... As many as 7 ar !!! But let's fill up ... 2.1 tons! To us materialized entities, magic berries go very well! Watermelons and peaches are them! Since ancient times, they have helped people fight against all kinds of wickedness, and also gave them energy and strength. Like us!

In the north, we will have a place for an artichoke of 3 ares from 150 to 300 kg in total. But the vegetable is also specific, not all have tasted it, they know little about it. On the one hand, it restores the cells of the liver; alcoholics most of all, to restore their liver. On the other hand, there are a lot of oxalates ...

Irga will immediately create the beds 2 ar, 500 kg of crop. I will not forget about strawberries 2 ar about 500 kg, strawberries 2 ap, the crop can be up to 580 kg, raspberries, poor Dilshad, will be tortured to water, she loves water, and if not irrigated, turn into a weed, there will be a lot of thorns and few berries - 2 ar and a harvest of almost 600 kg. Black currant is still 2 ar, 300 kg yield. I see you have to do a good job this summer!

But in the west I will make a place for Fesalis 2 macaws and a harvest of 400 kg, I finish work already 4 ap sea buckthorn, oil is good for him and for me! Harvest 1.2 tons and maybe more?

Something I'm tired, I will now sleep all day in the garage. I hope this muddle Dilshad did not forget to clean the garage? Then in a dirty and dusty place to rest is not so good for the spirits for us ... we also love clean places.

Hey, Suhrab, you have to determine who we are materialized substances, spirits, alien beings or who else?

But does it matter, Dilshadu? Anyway, we can talk, think, feel, then we are people? Drop it ... which means we are aneroeroid ... and do we need to comply with the three archaic laws of antiquity robotics by Isaac Asimov?

I think, no, it is not necessary ... we are generally magical creatures ... not subject to logic ... different from all other creatures from all the novels, manhvs, manhua, mang, ranobe.

So don't think about it. If it's magic, so let it be a lot! We live once! But what about the cliche? Established, spent on the main stereotypes of readers? How can you go on thin ice at your own risk? Why not?

Why, do you need a system that controls you, gives you tasks, substitutes, does updates to get experience points? You know, as our host, Dara, says, we already have a clan system, it already throws us such tasks, such experience, that one more system would be more than enough?

On the other hand, when I was on the Internet, I ran through other novels, don't be afraid, junior, there are such magical creatures who have such power as we have. We are not new! In the 21st century, I will tell you, many literary methods have already been tested thousands if not hundreds of thousands of times. Well, unlike their worlds, ours is real, so let's create in our world or is it not our world? But this is the world of our master, which means our world?

By the way, did you clean the garage?

What?

Garage, you say idiot, washed?

Not! It was necessary?

Of course, idiot!

Come on, my!

No, I'm so tired!

But I do not care, my!

I will not!

I'll beat you!

Hey, at least help me?

Good!

I will give you valuable guidance!

Ahhhh ...

Work…

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It was getting dark ... Fang contentedly slept in the stroller, with a happy smile. Today, he was both afraid and rejoiced, and was angry, and disappointed, and then fascinated, surprised, delighted, got a lot of emotions from negative to positive. Lastly I ate from my heart, drank a magic herbal tea ... and got drunk from him ... just got tired and got chopped off ...

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Eh, I was so tired, said Sukhrob, lazily indulging, looked at Dilshad with a kind smile, who was snoring in the corner.It seems, I forgot to put a barrier. Something is not enough power, I will put it on 5000 meters ... and in the morning it can already be on all 50 km and maybe 150 ... all the same and we need our own system of updating and pumping skills and replenishing energy. From the cliches do not leave!

Clicking his fingers, big and medium, as is customary in the clan world, Suhrab set up a magical energy barrier so that no outsider could get on their farm. Could pass only their own ...

Dara was driving a motorcycle and wondering how to be now? What was that coin? It seems that someone from the family today or yesterday or the other day was talking about some other coin ... you will need to ask the relatives later ...

What kind of glitches with this tea ... but pleasant glitches ... surprisingly, Dara was driving in the dark, as the roads are usually not lit in the village. But he saw everything well, as he did during the day.

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Arriving at the farm, Dara, started the motorcycle in the garage, surprised to look at the dusty tractor and some kind of a drooped rotor in the corner. The system in his brain turned off and did not issue an update that he had two new assistants - Suhrab and Dilshad. The system is also tired and disconnected.

The day today was awesome! I still have the hair on his head moving from him ... even Bro's hair sat, one bunch ... he dabbed it. Well, we have the norm that such guys like me at the age of 22 years are already 10 percent gray. From all thanks, you need to tell our clans and their fun and dynamic life imposed on us, by the age of thirty gray hairs get up to 30 percent, to forty of them 40 and after 50 all 70 percent. Therefore, we quickly understand how real life works. After 30 years of life, there are few fools left.

On the other hand, each world has its own characteristics. We have, for example, immediately "not their own" cut off from the resources and do not allow to develop. They send their own studying abroad in elite universities. "Not ours" are kept far away from water sources, on dry rations, pressing down for reliability ... they release 20 years later ... but continue to monitor all contacts, movements, so that at any moment everything is closed. Meanwhile, strong, gaining experience, with new contacts and exits, clan young masters come ... all the roads are open for them, all potential competitors are eliminated ...

Well, something like this. Therefore, farming is one of the possible ways out, although who knows ... something weird is creeping into something ...

Better when these thoughts are not ...

Hey, Fang, wake up! Let's go to sleep, a lot of work tomorrow! Fang barely opened his eyes ... what, you scream in your ear ...

My head hurts. Well, not surprisingly, he blew out his head while driving along the night foothill plain ... My head is splitting ...

Ass, that strange day never ended ...

Let's drink herbal tea, hot, I'll give you a double portion of it ?! From his head just go away, if you add mint, crystalline sugar, basil ... and ginger ... well, we have dried herbs in the kitchen.

What are you really?

Not! This is a true, folk remedy!

Come on?!!

Hurry up!

My head is splitting!

Then while you can be using, the Vietnamese miracle balm "golden star" ?! Help them head. It will be easier! It helps! Come on and over there, take it yourself in the dining room on the table.

Why?

Well, after my discovery, my head ached, and I smeared it. It seems to help.

Well, you continue to surprise and amaze me ...

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By the way, for tea, dried fruits are well suited ... while we were at the cafe, I went to the minimarket at the gas station ... they were selling this!

A plastic cup and inside it 250 grams of dried fruit - pear, apple, persimmon, melon, cherry, peach, apricot and half a walnut ...

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