Magic Farmer Dara

Coin!!! Could this be a treasure ??? Under the light of a lantern, a coin peeped out of the earth ... green with a square hole ... taking it in her hands, Dara was surprised that it was so heavy.

Raising his head up, he shouted - Bro, I found some kind of coin! She seems to be Chinese!

Come on, get up!

The winch went down the pit, and Dara clung to it ...

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Well, look, what a coin! Showed on the palm of Dara! Bro took the coin from his hand, poured water from the top of her from the flask, rubbed his finger ... and there it was written "tun" - a coincidence and "he tong" - certified by turning the coin over. Fang read "The Principality ..." ...

Having turned the coin in his fingers, Fang noticed some inscriptions on the rim of the coin - only a year was read ... - 618 year - the 1st lunar month ... and the rest of the hieroglyphs were blurred ...

This is Tang Jiang! Exactly, I say !!! Curious how he got there? Probably along the Silk Road came

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... now who will tell about it? Well, look there is something else there ... I will take a look, and take a scanner with me, and while you look at the monitor, Fang said and began to go down on the winch down the pit.

Dara turned the coin in her hands, turning it awkwardly, he cut herself ... and for some reason the coin began to crumble in his hands, until she turned into dust ... shit !!!

If Dara had a miracle of vision at that moment, he would have noticed how his palm began to glow turquoise and the energy that was in the coin began to flow into his hand.

But Dara did not have such a vision and did not know about bioenergy ... just felt that his hand had become a bit hot ...

... Ahhh !!! So it began so quickly blood poisoning !!! Shit! What a crap it is !!! Just started, and some kind of crap started, then tea that could glow from radiation, but it seemed like it cost ... now, some ancient coin, who knows how many centuries it has lain in the ground, which probably had all kinds of horrible microbes and terrible diseases, cut my hand exactly? !!! Why was it supposed to be me ???

Thoughts frantically flowed through the inflamed brain of Dara! It is necessary to wash the wound, process it with hydrogen peroxide and then urgently go to the injury point ... do a tetanus immunization ...then do not bathe for four days, do not walk in the sun, do not eat salty, pepper, pickled food, including hot!

Hey, Fang ... I'm going to the house, I need to wash the wound ...

Dara ... I can't hear you well! What are you saying?

I say go to the house, I cut myself, it's a stupid coin!

I'm sorry, what?

You went? !!!

I'm sorry, what?

Uh, you fool!

I'm sorry, what?

Dara looked into the pit and shouted to Fang that he had cut himself and would go to the house!

Fang noticed that he was also going upstairs, there was nothing at the bottom, the instruments did not show anything.

Dara here remembered that such pits can easily collapse, they must first be strengthened with a wooden or concrete box. Lucky! He stepped back carefully ...

The winch creaked ... a minute later Fang emerged from the pit ... with a sour mine ... there was no shit ... the noise disappeared ... you need to see if it could be all because of this coin.

Iit is no more! How not? Have you decided to appropriate it to yourself? We are brothers! So be led for one coin? Well, you damn, frame! I did not know that you are such a greedy person? I give you my whole heart! Are you such a bastard ?!

You yourself are a fool, look better at the video, because the copter is still hanging and shooting the place, idiot!

Fang looked at his brother incredulously ... well, let's see ...

... yes ... that just does not happen in the world ... said Fang.

The day did not ask ... who would have thought that a strong-looking coin so collapsed in your hands that there were not even parts left.

Corrosion, a terrible thing! Smiling confused ... Faen held out his hand, peace, Bro?

You went ... to a known address ... you laugh, and I do not know what cut myself ... this ... how to put it mildly ... a coin ... no one knows where it was, no one knows what microbes contained in it ... also rusty ... it's a complete ass!

Do you understand that this is a complete ass ??? We have no cars? You will not go to the city on a tractor ... up to a kilometer road 2 feet to stomp ... and here time decides everything, to call it soon? She is in the capital for 40 minutes! Do you want to call her to the village? How long will she go? If ever come! Taxi call? It will at least go for about 50 minutes, and now look at your watch ... what time is it? Correctly the peak of calls at 10 am!

By the way, do you know how to ride a motorcycle Fang? Do you have rights to this category? Are they international or your local?

What do you want me to take you to town? Of course! I can not steer with one hand? You do not find it stupid ???

Let's go ... I have international rights, I can ride a motorcycle! Well, that's good ... otherwise my hand started to hurt and swell something ...

Oh, you shit! Fang screamed, looking at the suddenly and without that from poor Fang's bloated hand ...

Let's go faster ...

Fang stared blankly at his twice swollen palm and giggled softly ... but giggled so evil ...

Yes, even though we have all our own, but you will not leave the technique like that ... drive the tractor to the garage ... and the copter to the same ... and from there take the motorcycle ...

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Bro ... do you have an old motorcycle with a sidecar? Yes, I bought old formats at sunset and new ones started, then I earned $ 800, and the wheelchair cost 2300 ... I bought for three months of work ...what did you work with? I sold watermelons at the market! It was a good time!

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Here is the city injury point ... while I put the bike on the parking lot and you go ...

Yeah !!! The day did not come today ... When Dara saw a huge queue in front of the doors, the point injury ... there were 40 people!

Hey who's the last And what do you have, but here's the hand, cut it with rusty iron!

Have you had a tetanus shot before?

Not!

Well, then let's go, follow me ...

Having risen to the second floor, there was no one in front of the door of the on-duty traumatologist

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The doctor was laconic ...

What? When? Well ... sister give him a shot. I got up and left.

The sister asked for the last name, first name, patronymic, place of residence, copy of the passport before the injection, Dara did not have a copy of the passport, but she did have the right for a motorcycle ... therefore, breaking through the database, the nurse determined that Dara was a resident of the capital and had medical insurance ... then, she asked about the place of work ... he said that the farmer ... showed the license ... after her sister began to record data in one notebook, then duplicate it in the second, after the third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh.

In each Dara, I had to paint it twice. Then he followed the nurse to the third floor. There he was given an injection under the scapula and was told not to wet the place for 4 days. They did not take money for the injection, after that they would simply write off the amount from the insurance. She made a hand dressing, saying that for five days you just need to smear the place of the cut with iodine ...

That's all ... hand back to that time came back to normal.

The nurse noticed that now you can cut as much as you want with iron, for 5 years, the vaccine is working ...

Coming out of the clinic, Dara saw Fang in the parking lot, he drank water from a bottle. The clinic had a free mineral spring, as Dara remembered.

Dara, will you water? Come on! It is warm, mineral, treats speak of gout and headache! Free? No what about you A bottle of 2 liters at 6 dollars!

Dara, I thought, yes ... now, what used to be free, now everything costs money.

North in a carriage, and Fang on a motorcycle, they went home ...

The cold wind blew over the faces of the brothers ...

Dara was surprised to find that she could distinguish the inscriptions written on road signs 500 meters away from them ... and heard what other drivers were saying while driving in cars to meet him ... something is not right ...

... maybe some injection was left? That is, not factory and fake? Or side effects of a cut? Or is that tea to blame? Or maybe I just got buggy ???

He looked at Fang, who was somehow foolishly smiling ... Dara looked at him fearfully, not daring to distract him from the road. Hand face…

On the back way, the traffic police stopped them, as Fang stood out ... but Fang suddenly burst into nightingale, began to explain that his brother, injured his arm, they went urgently to the city, because the village did not have an ambulance ... so sweetly he said, so convincingly ... that the police released them without taking a penalty, because Fang did not issue a general power of attorney to control the motorcycle. The fine would be to put the motorcycle on a fine parking lot ... which would not be great, plus paying a fine of $ 200 ...

Dara was staring at Bro ... when did you learn to speak the words so well? I knew that you were a cunning fellow, as the Americans say "Smart Line", but to say so sweet words? To so convincingly build speech? Well, you give bro! Cool

Fang looked dumbly at Dara ... but, you know, I was not myself, I spoke as if on autopilot ... like in a dream ... it was not me, it seems ... my head is muddy, some kind ?! There were some glitches all the way, I could even read the name of the menu at roadside cafes that were 300 meters away! And I heard what the drivers who drove ahead of us say, what they said behind the closed glass and with the music turned on in the salon! This is some kind of horror!

I know, too, Bro heard and saw it all!

Uh ... apparently, we ate something with you or drank it, not that ... Maybe it was water from the clinic? No, it does not ...

Aah, can this be your miracle tea ?! Who could grow through the black film? I immediately thought that you should not drink it, but I liked the taste, so I could not tear myself away from it. Maybe this is some kind of wrong tea? But damn me, even every kind of dregs climbs into my head, some visions ... men in bathrobes on camels, some mountains, snow, a road ...

You, by chance, they did not say where they buried their treasures? Not!

Are you kidding, Dara? Yes?

No, although maybe yes. I have something to stir up after the injection, some kind of head is heavy, as if I haven't slept for two days ... I don't understand anything ... I want to sleep, but I can't sleep ... and I hear some strange things and see a pancake as if I digital camera with 10x magnification ...

Dara, you know what you described, I have the same symptoms ...

I think this is all the fault of your tea as there, out of rabbit ears?

No, it's deer grass! She should not have such effects ... although, maybe she grew up at an anomalous point ... but you don't believe in this nonsense, that one small but heavy coin could have such an effect on tea? This is complete nonsense and nonsense!

I do not believe on the one hand ... but on the other ... who knows? Do you need to try your tea again to determine if it is weeping from him or is it from something else ... or from the water from the clinic? If something else then buy ... to check ...

I know, Dara, an atheist, although a Buddhist ... and I believe in Dao ... but I do not believe in magic ... and I am Fang, not an atheist, but I do not believe in magic ... this is nonsense!

It used to be dark people, they did not have the knowledge, understanding of the world, so they invented themselves all sorts of miracles. This can be quite logical explanation. Although of course there are miracles, but they come from the truth itself ... But we will not consider them. In the sacred areas, people do not need to go at all. This is a protected area, where people have nothing to do.

For example, let's take our tea ... most likely, if it is it, the source of our visions ...

It is most likely associated with the soil, with the rocks lying there, groundwater ... maybe the meteorite fell there ... it had some microbes of its own, and there was no such metal on earth ... with centuries ... all these substances and microbes reacted ... and gave what we see now ... that is, improving our natural abilities with you ...

I read somewhere in a book on the paleoecology of Professor Vins that earlier a person of the late Stone Age, that is, who lived 48,000 years ago, had more powerful reflexes that had been worked out for thousands of years. They had a better sense of smell, hearing, eyes, flair, could predict events, their feelings were more acute.

We are modern people, have ceased to use these skills, in the city, in the civilized world, this knowledge is not so necessary, and therefore, our body, not to waste energy in vain, distributes it for other more important tasks. Only in the most unusual moments, the body temporarily turns on those of our old, ancient instincts, so that we can quickly run or anticipate something, or fall asleep or wake up.

That is, our internal security system itself determines when and what to give us from those ancient knowledge. Our ancestors - hunters, fishermen, gatherers, warriors, nomads or farmers ...

Maybe this reaction in the soil, just gave the descent of this mechanism ... hitting the roots of the grass ... tea ... and the effect of the black film has increased ... and who knows what it was for the coin, what material was it made of? What kind of impurities there were ... what microbes got on her ... all this fermented, was fermented and how it was in "Agricultural Stories" - Moyashimon, Professor Itsuki said that microbes make everything ferment and we get new products! Maybe this is the whole clue!

The ancients loved to say that this is magic! This is a science! But she, too, may well be magical! If one is able to explore, get to the bottom of the truth, it's known as one, and there can be a lot of human truth, how many people, so much truth. The clans have their own, and the common people their own and each person has his own truth.

If he is a person belongs to himself responsibly according to the 5 principles of Confucius grandfather or as atheists say their inner conscience and the believers follow the commandments. A simpler morality and ethics, they will not do injustice. But this is a distraction from our topic, it is a complete philosophy.

So I think we need to check the soil, now see what data the tractor and the tractor will give us, what kind of soil map will we get?

I think Dara has a sound grain in it, logically that's right. It is a pity that the coin so collapsed. Judging by my knowledge, according to numismatics, it was a coin of the Tang era, there was even a year 618 ... along the way, it was a coin, it was not ordinary, not simple ... and the tamga coin ... "tag" in one word. Coin - "pass". Usually in the Tang Empire, they were in the shape of fish ... but this coin and the coin with a secret ... well, okay ... now all that remains is a cut on your hand, which in a couple of weeks will disappear altogether ...

... but also a headache, today I was shaking and laughed out of fear, and I saw some glitches ... and ran, I never ran like this ... well, let's see what and how there, and then let's go and get drunk ... and I know I do not drink alcohol ... well, you ... yes, I know ... you do not drink ... and you do not smoke ... you lead a healthy lifestyle! Well, the flag in your hands ...

... at least we can eat from the belly? No question ... of course, but while observing moderation!

Yes, yes, of course, as without balance ... let's eat, it means! Let it be meat! A lot of meat!

Yes, no problem, you will be meat and baked in the oven, and boiled and steamed. You also want to make sambusa, rice mountain, miso soup, if you want ... vegetables and dough ... steamed pumpkin pies, meat, turkey, carrots, wild greens! Meat broths, baked turkey, baked lamb ... do you want and we can feed the baked locusts? Boiled horse meat! You have also specially boiled water, water from the best mountain spring. Boiling water is sweet like honey!

It sounds great ... let's quickly do things and eat to eat! Today the day is not over yet but was very eventful ...

... on the way, we saw a shop where apples were sold ...

they managed very profitably to buy one box of apples for only 2 dollars 22 kg. True, Dara had to transfer to the back seat of a motorcycle ...

How could we persuade a farmer to sell apples for only $ 2? They cost at least $ 8? And in the city they are already at least in the supermarket. 14.60 dollars ... well, what are we great! I've never noticed such a habit before myself ?! Could maximum throw off the price by 2-4 percent! What magic is that ?!

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!! He talked about science?!

Well, everything happens!

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Both Bro looked surprised at the two soil maps from the copter and the tractor ...