What Kind of Bad Thoughts Can the Eunuch Have?

The first time you go shopping, you must buy something.

The things you buy can visualize the "first time" experience, so that every time the girl you like sees it, she will think of you.

Qin Yuan bought a headband with a fabric bow for Su Ruoyi from a small vendor on the street. The bow was blue.

This kind of bow is similar to that of later generations. It is said that it was invented by Gaozu.

Gaozu liked women to tie their hair very much, so it slowly spread to the people.

It is said that Gaozu also invented a skirt that only covers the buttocks and exposes the two thighs. He wanted to popularize it, but because it was too immoral, he was accused of death by more than 30 ministers, and even a minister died on the spot. just give up.

Su Ruoyi held this headband and looked at it for a long time. She wanted to ask Qin Yuan if she knew that she never wore it?

Usually, her hair is rolled up in a bun, similar to that of men.

After all, in the Qingzheng Division, she often wears official uniforms. She draped her hair and put a bow on it, which was too abrupt and inconvenient when fighting.

"I think, if you can dress up like an ordinary woman without your hair in a bun, you will definitely look better than you are now, and it will look especially good." Qin Yuan said to her seriously.

Su Ruoyi frowned, thinking that I'm not good-looking now?

However, Qin Yuan's words "it will be very good-looking" made her angry again.

Since entering the Qingzheng Division, she has never tried women's red makeup, but when Qin Yuan said this, a different kind of emotion floated in her heart.

Maybe try another day?

Qin old artist praised girls, always just right, neither licking dogs nor making people angry.

Su Ruoyi put away the head rope, but still said casually, "Let's talk about it first, I probably won't use this thing. I'm dressed like this, you like it or not."

Qin Yuan smiled slightly, "Then think I'm too stupid to pick things. But I'll bet that if you have red makeup, you will definitely look better than those women next to you."

"Hmph, it was."

...

After shopping, eating.

Just pack some food, take it back, and give both sides an explanation.

After such a beautiful afternoon, Qin Yuan finally vaguely found some joy in life.

Keep it up!

In the middle of the night, the sound transmission stone given by Lao Yi suddenly flashed with colorful rays of light.

Qin Yuan knew that the boss had started a group chat.

To be on the safe side, he still covered his face, and then poured righteousness into the sound transmission stone.

In an instant, he suddenly felt a black fog rising in front of him, and then he realized that his consciousness had entered the black fog.

That black fog is like an independent world.

There is only one room in this world, and there are already six black shadows in it at the moment. These shadows all look similar, and they only have the upper body, and the lower body seems to be hidden in the fog.

Everyone has only one shadow, and Qin Yuan found himself thinking too much, because he couldn't see the face at all.

Moreover, everyone's position is fixed, no matter how you move in the real world, you are in that position in the dark fog.

At this time, only a shadow standing beside him spoke.

"The seventh person of Xianxi is here? It's a pleasure to meet! Who is your surname, which school did you cultivate, and where did you go to high school? By the way, I heard that you are still very young, are you married? The sister is forty-eight years old. , dignified in appearance, gentle and virtuous, if fellow Daoists have intentions, I can help.”

Qin Yuan was taken aback and thought to himself, why is he still seeking marriage?

This is, but a majestic voice came, "Aniu, don't talk nonsense. Seventh breath, you don't have to say this. Now, you only need to say a code name in this association."

The person who spoke was the person opposite Qin Yuan, who should be the legendary Lao Jia.

Qin Yuan thought about it and said, "Then call me Xiaobao."

The name is unremarkable, and the omens are good.

"Little Treasure?" The second person on the left laughed, "Little friend, good name."

Qin Yuan knew as soon as he heard it that this was the old man last time, so he quickly said hello, "Senior, we meet again."

Venerable Infatuation smiled and said, "Don't call me senior, since you have joined the society, you are a fellow Daoist, you can call me Venerable Infatuation."

Qin Yuan thought that the name was too hard to describe...

The person on the opposite side said solemnly, "Then you can call Xiaobao. Now let me introduce, my name is Lao Jia. The others, starting from my left, are Lao Yi, Anniu, Nanba, Xiaobao. Demon, infatuated master."

Qin Yuan greeted everyone in a proper manner, "Fellow Daoists, I'm Xiaobao, please give me more advice."

After saying this, only Master Infatuation and Anniu took the field, and the others responded indifferently.

"Um."

"what."

"Okay."

It was as deserted as Qin Yuan had just farted.

How about being kind?

At this moment, Nanba, who was second to Qin Yuan's left, suddenly spoke.

He sounded like he was only in his twenties, but he spoke very calmly, which matched his name.

"Little demon, I just ate the 'Wanhongcao' you mentioned last time, and my mouth is a little numb now, is there anything wrong?"

"Ah, have you eaten?" A clear female voice came from Qin Yuan's right hand, "How did you eat? Did you boil it until the red liquid appeared, and at the same time take 'Duanli Grass Bug'?"

Listening to this voice, it seems that he is also in his twenties.

But Qin Yuan felt that this world cannot be inferred by common sense. After all, everyone here is a big guy. Don't look at the voice like a big girl or a young man. In fact, it may be a bent old woman or a big man.

"What grass and insects?" Nanba asked lightly.

"Duanli grass bug, don't you take Duanshe grass bug, didn't you hear it last time?"

"Ah, no." Nanba still asked calmly, "Just... an analogy, what if someone takes it wrong?"

The little demon sighed and said, "If you just took it, you still have about a quarter of an hour to save yourself. The method of self-help...or the medicine you used to detoxify the poison of the vermillion weevil last time? Anyway?

"Actually, you don't necessarily know, right?" Nanba asked.

"Hehehe..." The little demon smiled weakly, "Anyway, let's try it, it shouldn't poison you, at most it will ruin most of your celestial qi."

"Okay." Nanba remained calm, "Fellow Daoists, I still have some customs to deal with, so let's say goodbye first."

After speaking, Nanba's figure quietly disappeared, and at the moment when he disappeared, there was a faint voice.

"Dad, Daddy, I'm poisoned, I'm poisoned, come here!"

Above the clouds, everyone was silent.

Lao Yi said, "Nanba is the one with the most courage to try."

"Hmm..." Infatuated Master and Anniu agreed.

Qin Yuan's mouth twitched, but he didn't dare to say or ask.

What kind of experience sharing is this, poisoning people in minutes and destroying your fairy spirit?

At this time, the little demon spoke again, "Fellow Daoists, yesterday, I studied a wonderful way of eating and cultivating immortals. As long as the hundred-joint cordyceps, ghost flowers, colorful demon leaves and lotus seeds produced in Donglai Island are divided into three points, Cook together in the ratio of three, two, and two. Cook for three hours to form a gelatinous form and serve it hot. It will be of great benefit to the movement of fairy qi. I have personally tested it, and it is feasible... Except for numbness in the hands and feet and cracked sores in the corners of the mouth , there was no other response."

The crowd fell silent again.

Lao B broke the silence again.

"Little demon girl, three of your four herbs are poisonous... In recent months, has your diet and cultivation practice gone a little off? It used to be an edible ingredient~www.wuxiaspot.com~now it is Most poisons?"

"I've changed my mind," Xiao Yao said seriously, "You know, fellow Taoists, some poisons look like poisons, but in reality...the taste is excellent!"

Qin Yuan's eyelids jumped suddenly.

What, the reason is that it tastes great? How much do you like this stuff?

Venerable Infatuation couldn't help it, and said, "Little demon girl, what does it mean that the taste is excellent?"

"Good question!" The little demon said immediately, "Why do people feel that a certain food tastes great? The reason, this girl thinks, should be that it is extremely friendly to people, which shows that we are willing to accept this kind of thing! This is the call of the body and consciousness, if you can try it on the basis of controlling its toxicity, you may find a way to enhance the immortal energy!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was silent again.

Qin Yuan also frowned, and suddenly found that this girl made a lot of sense, and it was impossible for people to refute?

Talent!