339. Chapter 339 South Park (6)

    South Park, home in Stan.

    The wounds were treated for a long time, because the mouth that was cut at his waist was much larger than expected, and the other was because the clothes could not be taken off (the ski jacket obtained in the script can be, but the purple Long suits don't work, so he can only sew through the break of the clothes, affecting efficiency.

    Of course, there is one of the most critical first points. He is not very good at the work of repairing such seams…

    At this point Sharon and Shelly have calmed down, and Randy is still playing with the camera…

    "Okay, now I have reopened the camera."Randy pointed at his face while opening the gadget and began to understand: "OK, I am Randy.Randy Marsh, I am shooting some things…A group of giant monsters are attacking our town, and the current window is in chaos. ”He said, turned the camera over and pointed it at the window facing the street.

    It can be seen through the window. The street is full of broken bodies and overturned cars. Many underground gas pipes have exploded, and the fires caused by them have not been taken care of. And those who live. Not screaming and running, or falling in a pool of blood, waiting for his blood to dry.

    "I almost couldn't live back to the house, but fortunately this superhero [哔-] saved me."Randy patted the brother for a few seconds and turned the camera to his face. "Sharon is with me, and Shelly…"He said that he used his camera to shoot his wife and children, and in this critical moment, he kept his own style without a lower limit and said: "Shelly, wave at the camera."

    "Randy, can you put that damn camera down?"Sharon screamed at her husband: "We have to think of a way!"

    Randy sighed with anger and stinks: "I don't know what to do, I am shocked!"

    "How about putting the camera down to help the injured gentleman?"Sharon made a suggestion that was fairly reliable.

    "Don't worry, Mrs. Marsh, I can handle it alone."Feng did not feel hurried back, he did not want the role of the South Park to implement any form of medical treatment for himself.

    In this world, let alone the Randy goods, even if it is a serious medical staff, basically did not save people, and the situation of killing people alive is quite a lot. In the unconscious memory, Kenny was burned or burned and sent to the hospital. After the doctor opened him, he took the heart and changed into a baked potato. Another time, Cartman went to cut the tonsils and finished the operation. Later, I was infected with AIDS…

    There are numerous examples like this. Many of the characters led by Kenny have died in various hospitals in Hell Road Hospital.

    In short, it is dangerous to let the people in the South Park to heal themselves than to kill them.

    "It's better to turn on the TV and watch the news. I will be here soon."Feng did not know how to quickly transfer the topic.

    Sharon felt it makes sense to step forward and open the TV in the living room.

    Randy's lens is also aimed at the TV screen.

    Perhaps it is good luck. In such a serious disaster, the TV signal is still not interrupted, and the TV station has not stopped operating.

    A power supply, a live broadcast of the catastrophe appeared.

    "This is a live report from New York, and it is also being attacked by giant guinea pigs."The narration in the picture said: "It is reported that the guinea pig invasion crisis is sweeping across the world's major cities…"

    Randy said: "God? Are these monsters in the world? ”

    The live footage of this news was a little shaken, and the photographer seemed to be riding on a helicopter. This high-altitude picture shows that the destruction of the big city is more serious. The squirrels are walking through the streets, and the explosions and the collapsed buildings can be seen everywhere. Some soldiers are forming a surrounding net, and they are venting powerfully with these submachine guns. Firepower, but the monsters are nothing to do…

    "Hey those monsters…"Sharon pointed to the giant scorpion in the news screen. "Randy, what should we do?"

    Randy hadn’t spoke yet, and he was shocked. He only heard a loud noise…

    The wall opposite the cover was knocked open, and a guinea pig's head came in. The face of this bud was as high as two people, and the nose was still squatting. .

    It was also at this time that Feng Wing completed the treatment of the wound and stopped the blood.

    Oh, my God! Jesus.Randy shouted.

    518: -Let's go this way.The seal did not stand up, and opened the door behind him, and slightly sideways, gave way to the family of Stan, "Run!"

    The couple were not polite with him, and they went out with their daughters.

    Unexpectedly, the M733 COMMANDO in his hand had already spit out the flames, and the hit points were concentrated near the eyes of the Mole that day.

    But this monster is like a smashing gun with no dead ends, almost no block, and continues to approach.

    CutIt’s really not afraid of conventional weapons at all…”Unexpectedly, he snorted and he understood that he had to use some means that did not belong to this script to solve the immediate crisis.

    When I said that it was too late, I felt that my brother had thrown away the gun, and a step forward came forward, which led to the killing of the previous script [Nandou Feilong Boxing].

    When fighting specializes in C class, the success rate of fighting skills is 75%, plus [the ice sorcerer's attachment] that all active skills plus 10% additional success rate, the skill is naturally launched smoothly. .

    As the physical fitness value of 800 points was consumed, the whole body suddenly burst out with a bright purple vindictiveness, and the double fists turned into a heavy shadow.

    On the day below the mouth of the Mole's mouth, a small pit with a fist out of the air emerged instantly.

    This shot of Nandou Feilongquan's shot, looking very similar to the well-known Beidou Baishuquan, in fact, the two are far apart. The characteristics of Beidou Shenquan are acupuncture, and the moves of Nandou Shengquan are mainly cutting and puncture. The former is destroyed from the inside out, while the latter is from the outside to the inside.

    Therefore, seemingly similar moves have different principles. Nadou Dragon Fist destroys a target (humanoid size) process, a total of three steps: The first step is to disrupt the other's breath, to break the qi of the body; the second step is to make the cutting force hidden in the fist gradually accumulate in the other body, and the third step is to use the piercing of a disease like lightning as a blow to the end.

    At the end of this stroke, many red cracks will appear on the surface of the target body. These are the cut injuries that are connected by the last finger. And after a few seconds, when the power of the move is fully revealed, the recruiter will have the body of steel and will be shredded into blood.

    BUT…I don’t know what the target is, it’s too big…

    His attack did take effect, and the piece of fur and the meat underneath the mole was blooded, but this level of damage was far from fatal. Take our humans as an example. This injury is probably equivalent to cutting a piece of chin meat by a razor.

    However, the giant guinea pig also obviously suffered from pain, and he withdrew a few steps backwards.

    Can achieve such an effect, the seal will not be content, he quickly rushed back to the door with the monster forced to retreat, the medical supplies slammed back into the backpack, and put it on his shoulders. Then he took a gun and ran away.

…………

    The headquarters of the Department of Homeland Security, the office of the Minister of National Security.

    At this moment, the Minister of National Security, who is essentially a monster, is sitting at a desk and listening to reports from a number of staff and soldiers. It was apparent that he had not been exposed before he killed Davis.

    “It seems that more and more guinea pigs are coming from all directions.”A staff member of the Department of Homeland Security pointed to the map of the National Security Minister’s desk: “We checked Wikipedia (one of the used satirical techniques in Southern Park, all government agencies only check the information online) and found The guinea pig is a creature from the Andes, and the mountain is here…"

    The Minister of National Security crossed his hands and fingers, placed his elbows on the table, and put on a gesture of commander-in-chief: "The matter of the squadron…How is it handled? Have they been taken to Guantanamo Bay (located in southern Cuba to be known as a detention camp for the US military)? ”

    Everyone else in the office looked at each other. One of them replied: "Sir, we have more trouble than those street performers…"

    "Do you have any…"The Minister of National Security violently interrupted the other party and patted the table and said: "…Put them on the boat? ”

    "No, sir."The man replied: "We have transferred all the people who deal with the squad band to deal with the guinea pig crisis."

    "I have given you orders!"The Minister of National Security made a fist with both hands and slammed the table. "The Peruvian squadrons were supposed to be taken to Guantanamo last night!"He pointed at himself with his thumb. "Here, I have the final say!" I want you to take the platoon band and send it to the boat right away! ”

    After a brief silence, a soldier replied in a very normal tone: "Follow, sir."Then his voice gradually became smaller. "But you don't have to yell at people."After that, he was sobbed and turned away like a child who was bullied and crying…

…………

    Just as the Department of Homeland Security’s mentally retarded and glass hearts were turned around by BOSS, the children’s planes had landed somewhere in Peru, in an open space adjacent to the jungle.

    In addition to the five primary school students, there were only two crew members on the plane: a moustache pilot and a tall co-pilot.

    At this point, the two are in front of a communication device that looks like a large radio. The moustache held the intercom and kept calling, but he was completely unresponsive.

    After they landed for more than half an hour, they could pick up the truck according to the scheduled plan, but they have not arrived yet…

    "The satellite could not be connected and the radio did not respond."The moustache seems to have given up, he put down the intercom, and the tall man next to him.

    The four protagonists were standing next to them. After hearing this, Stan came over and said, "Okay…Let me know the situation…"He paused for a second and said: "The Minister of National Security has ordered you to bring our five children to Peru, land on the Andes, and then send other government personnel to meet us. Then they will tell us how to run to Lima, Peru, and defeat the Peruvian government. ”

    After waiting for a few seconds, the mustache replied: "Yes, that's it."

    Kyle looks at this adult with no IQ. "Do you think this plan is okay?"

    "No, it doesn't make sense at all."The moustache immediately replied.

    The taller one also took the lead: "To tell the truth, the entire encirclement of Peruvian squad band action…Let us not know what to do. ”When he said this, both hands also extended an index finger around each other, and the tone seemed to be a child acknowledging the mistake.

    Stan booth opened: "Since you also feel that everything they do is inexplicable, can you send us home now?"

    The mustache explained: "Hey…You didn't understand, child. Our original plan was to wait for the person who arrived here after landing to refuel the plane and then return to the flight…We can't go anywhere without fuel. ”

    "Oh, that's awesome."Craig, who was sitting in the distance and unhappy, came to the table at the right time.

    "So we can only find another way out of here?"Kyle asked tentatively.

    The moustache shrugged. "It seems that this is the only way."

    Ten minutes later, two pilots of the Department of Homeland Security, who did not even carry the weapons, walked into the jungle with five children.

    Craig, who was at the end, continued to sigh with a calm face: "This is a very interesting situation. We just walked into the gloomy forest and it was getting more and more fun."

    Cartman turned back and said, "Know, Craig, you are really annoyed."

    Kenny also said: "Yes."

    Cartman added: "No one wants to play with a guy who complains all day long."

    Hey~Look at the front! ”The tall man suddenly saw something and shouted.

    The crowd looked forward, and there were many towering mounds on the ground in front. The mounds were round in shape and at least six or seven meters in diameter. The middle of the mound seemed to be hollow. And these mounds are like…It is the trace left by a certain giant creature when it climbs out of the ground.

…………

    Unexpectedly rushed out of the house, from the cursor on the radar, the three did not go too far, so he quickly chased the horse to chase.

    Just ran a few steps, only heard a low voice behind him, the previous monster that was injured by Nandou Feilongquan smashed and passed through the whole house and chased the street.

    I couldn't help but look back, but I saw that the blood-stained wound under the mouth of the scorpion mouse had begun to heal, and the rate was very fast, and it was almost visible to the naked eye.

    Unjustifiably!Actually, I can still heal. ”Feng is not aware of the heart, it is estimated that only to make [the devil come], it is possible to completely kill one such guinea pig.

    BUT…Even if you kill one, how can these "furry gods of death" be tens of thousands, everywhere, not to mention one, killing one hundred can not change the overall situation. Perhaps because of this, the system will give the task of “survival”.

    "I am not the main character of the South Park. If you encounter such a strange one, you will hang it…"I didn’t feel as I ran forward, and I chanted: "Speak…In this big event, Super best friend (Southern Park, similar to the Justice League organization, members are Jesus, Buddha, Muhammad, Krishna, Joseph.Where did Smith, Laozi and Waterman go? The play is missing! ”

    Hmmm…

    Another strange noise, a white giant squirrel pushed down a house on the street and stopped on the road.

    "Woo. Woohooo." My arm! ”

    In the mouth of this monster, there is still a passerby. The whole left arm of this man is already in the mouth of the squirrel. The blood stains his half body, but his arm is still not completely broken, which makes him The whole person was bitten.

    Looking at the passer-by who was screaming from the ground and screaming in the mouth, he couldn't help but say nothing. He took the assault gun very kindly and shot at the face of the squirrel. He gave this person a slap…

    At the same time of the fire, the seal moved laterally, and turned around the squirrel for half a lap. Using the width of the street and his own speed, he successfully flashed and slammed into the back of the monster.

    At this position, he can already see a family of three who are running in the distance.

    Sharon took his daughter's hand and ran ahead. Randy followed the portable camera, and he did not delay shooting when he fled. The mouth was still explaining: "OK, we are running away, huh…Aha……Look, my wife and daughter are in front, they are also running away. Hey, Shelly! Wave at the camera. ”

    Shelly ran back and sweared to Dad…

    "Bang!" Along with the explosion, another brown-yellow squirrel rushed to the street and climbed to the Randy three of them.

    The three were also flustered and panicked and fled into a bus on the side of the road.

    The bus has apparently been abandoned and the door is open.

    After seeing that they ran in, they immediately felt bad, and said: "The trough…This IQ and the horror film are killed in the same way, ran into the car and waited to be caught in the shackles! ”

    When it comes to this part, it’s impossible to leave them alone. They have already paid such a big price, and now they give up the task and flee back to the shopping center alone. He is certainly not reconciled.

    "I don't have to complete this branch today, I am dead and pulled down!"The seal snarled and rushed to the bus.

    But he didn't expect that he had just stepped forward, and another gray squirrel climbed out of the road and climbed to the bus with his brown companion.

    These two monsters, like the cats around the canned fish, squatted beside the bus, and they scratched their tops. The car was quickly deformed and the window glass was almost broken.

    At this moment, in front of the unconscious, there was an unbelievable scene.

    Randy, ran out of the bus…

    He ran and ran, ran to the bus five or six meters away, and then used the camera to point to the big two monsters on the bus. The mouth explained: "This is the picture I took outside the bus, Oye!"After all, he actually ran back to the bus.


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