Thriller Paradise

338. Chapter 338 South Park (5)

    Five minutes ago, Stan was at home.

    Stan's mother, Sharon, was anxiously calling: "Please, I don't know who to look for. The police can't help at all. I think the kids are really in big trouble this time. ”

    The person opposite the phone also said something.

    Sharon replied again: "Yes…YesOk, please call me after the trouble is confirmed, thank you. ”She hangs up after she says it.

    After putting down the phone, her face was still full of worried look. Sharon is also a relatively normal character in the South Park, so when her son disappeared, her reaction was the same as most parents.

    BUT…There is also a less normal person in this room. That is Stan's father, South Park's first lower emperor Randy…

    Randy's image is usually dressed in a blue shirt, with a black hair in the middle, and a mustache on his mouth, slightly wider than the head.

    The occupation of this goods is a geologist, but it is rare to see him go to work. Most of the time, he is brushing the lower limit everywhere.

    At the moment, when his wife felt guilty about his son's disappearance, Randy took a portable camera and took it at home.

    In the story of the two episodes of "South Park", Randy took it to the east for the whole day because he bought a new camera. The shooting content is extremely boring and repeating…Including family meals, bathing, watching TV, going to the toilet, etc., and he also took a side note with his own narration.

    Randy: I swear to God that you will not let go of that stuff again…"Sharon growled angrily at him, and she has had enough of her husband's troubles in the past few days.

    But Randy responded with the same sentence he used repeatedly over the past few days: "Sharon, one day you will be happy because I recorded so many family anecdotes."

    "I didn't make a joke with you, Randy, enough!"Sharon shouted: "What do you have to record every minute and every second…"

    Suddenly, a dull roar rang outside the house…

    Sharon's words were interrupted and her look became amazed.

    "What the hell is that?"Randy also said.

    But he did not stop shooting, but entered the rhythm of the "Clover's Archives" (also known as "The Land", the film's shooting techniques are different, from the perspective of the characters in the play with a portable camera).

    Oh, my God!After hearing the earthquake-like footsteps, Sharon said with some fear.

    "It seems like something went wrong outside…"Randy said: "You stay in the house and don't move."He said, he ran towards the house with his camera.

    When he ran to the door, Stan's violent sister, Shelly, came down from the second floor. She stood on the stairs and said, "What happened? Father

    "Go back to your room! Shelly! ”Randy replied in the tone of the command.

    Then Randy rushed outside the house. As soon as he opened the door, he saw the crowd screaming and fleeing. The sound of the helicopter rotor was heard in the sky. He looked up and saw two Chinooks (the kind of double-rotor transport helicopter that is common in movies). Hovering in the air.

    Randy saw a familiar face in the crowd, Stan's class teacher MR.Garrison (the lower limit is second only to Randy's monk, the shape is bald, glasses, green. This person has undergone two sex-change operations, during which he has been heterosexual, pedigree, heterosexual and lace. He changed his sexual orientation and participated in the gatherings and demonstrations of the group. After self-interest, they will immediately change their positions and rampantly attack and insult other groups. It can be described as a typical case of "the ass decides the head". Randy went up and asked him: "What happened?"

    Garrison replied in panic: "They are everywhere!"

    "What?"What do they mean? ”Randy asked.

    "Furry things…"Garrison shouted: "Really…Super furry! ”When he shouted, he took off Randy's arm and fled in the direction of the crowd.

    "Ahhhh…"

    A scream caught Randy's gaze. He turned his head and saw a man in a yellow T-shirt and jeans flying from afar, and slammed into his own.

    The man’s body was severely distorted, his left leg bent forward like a tiger stool, and his arms were folded behind him; the ribs on his left side of his torso were exposed, and the bones of his right wrist were also poked out. .

    Almost at the moment of landing, the man was cut off, and his mouth and nose were bleeding and he died.

    "This [哔-] who did it!"Randy screamed and shouted.

    Hmmm…

    It was a low-pitched voice.

    Randy looked up and saw behind the crowd that fled…A huge guinea pig.

    "What is this…"Randy was shocked.

    "Mr. Marsh, you have to leave soon! It is not safe here! ”Someone grabbed Randy's shoulder and shouted at him.

    The one who spoke was the town's film policeman Barbrady (wearing sunglasses, micro fat, was found to be illiterate in a season and was suspended, I don't know why he was reinstated later), he is also responsible, and knows to remind others to hurry. Child withdrawal.

    Randy heard that he ran to the other side of the street, but saw a car flying from the corner. The car rolled on the ground for several weeks and exploded. What followed was another big guinea pig.

    Ewwwww! God GodRandy saw the monster in front, but did not run away immediately, but stopped and used his portable camera to face his face and gasped: "Hah…Aha……I……I……Aha……Spectaculair!

    Just when the goods were guilty, suddenly…A galloping car slammed out from the side of the Mole that day and slammed into the monster.

    After the impact, a man wearing a dark blue ski jacket flew out of the driver's seat. Even in such a violent car accident, he still did not forget to grab a backpack and a submachine gun.

    And only after five seconds, the man escaped from the monster with extremely agile movements.

    Just at this time, three F-15s flew through the air, and several missiles with white smoke tracks roared.

    These missiles hit the guinea pig as much as possible, but the blast of the explosion affected the range of tens of meters. Randy was far away, but was overturned. But it didn't take such a good luck, and he was blown out of the air, throwing a parabola in the air and falling on a roadside car.

    The car is estimated to have been thrown or trampled by a monster, and the car shell has long been deformed. When the seal fell, the waist was cut by a metal edge that did not know where it came from, and the whole long finger wound was bleeding.

    Like this kind of whole person falling up, the armor can not play a role, or the jacket he stole from the gun shop, how much has alleviated a little damage.

    "Niang Xipi…"Unconsciously, while swearing, I climbed out of the car.

    His face was also scratched by broken glass, and the left cheek opened a bloody mouth, but the injury was shallow, did not cause too much loss of survival value, and did not cause continuous bleeding damage.

    Hmmm…

    The smoke from the missile explosion has not completely dissipated, and the sound of the giant squirrel has sounded again.

    According to the unconscious memory, these monsters are very powerful, the conventional combat weapons are basically useless, and the tanks have to be smashed in the past. What bullets, shells, missiles…They can't hurt them all, they can only play a little bit of suppression.

    As a flesh-and-blood person, it is almost the same as finding a guinea pig. In the case of such a large gap, human beings will rush to the past, and whether they are caught, bitten, and trampled, they will die…

    "It’s time to turn a corner…You can be stopped here. ”He didn't feel guilty. He used his backpack to carry a backpack, one hand against the wound, and a hand-held gun. When he was in the blink of an eye, his foot suddenly slammed.

    In the next second, a sound of tearing of concrete was heard, and the road surface of the sole of the foot was opened with a spider-like crack of a radius of five meters. And the people in the middle of this net have popped up like a child, and jumped into the sky.

    With an action of three straight in the air, I was able to successfully turn over a four-story building roof.

    Since the street didn't work, he went to the sky and walked straight through.

    Unexpectedly, I felt that my brother had just slanted through the roof, and I saw Randy on the street in front of the side. When the two monsters approached, the two were still standing in the first place to play their first-person self-timer short drama. .

    oh shitThis goods…"It’s natural to recognize Randy, and the cursor on the radar also shows that this is one of his side mission goals.

    So there is no way, only to save…

    "Run quickly! You [哔——]" stunned the street and jumped into the street, using the M733 COMMANDO in the air to shoot two grenade at that day.

    The moment the grenade hit the monster but it hadn't exploded, he just fell to the ground. He couldn't even do the cushioning action. He hardened the impact of the fall, kept standing, and immediately pulled forward.

    The horrified Randy saw a figure falling like a superhero from the sky and rushing to himself.

    This person is bathed in blood, looks fierce, and does not look back at the explosion scene. It seems that this is a pure man…

    "Ah–" The seal snarls inexplicably, and this screaming contains too many complicated emotions, of course, mainly anger and unhappiness.

    With one arm and one arm, he felt Randy smashed. He didn't even care about the wound. He bit his teeth, picked up a middle-aged man on one shoulder, flew forward like a fly, and asked aloud: Where is your home?"

    kindWhat?Randy was shocked and asked in awkward manner.

    "your home! Where! ”I didn’t know how to repeat it.

    YesJust over there…"Randy pointed to a house a few tens of meters away. Two seconds later, he picked up the camera and pointed at himself: "Oh…God, there is a superhero to save me. ”He raised his head slightly and didn't even know what he said: "Hey, man, what is your hero name?"

    "[哔——]" This is the unconscious response.

    Randy actually believed it, and he looked at the camera again: "He called [哔-], hehe! Real superhero, how cool it is! ”

    If it wasn't for the task, I didn't feel it for a long time, but he still had to endure it.

    Less than half a minute later, I rushed to the door of Stan's house. The door of the house didn't close, so I couldn't help but throw Randy into it, and he followed him into the house.

    At the same time as taking the door, I felt that I was sitting on the ground.

    In a few minutes, this series of actions has greatly reduced his survival value, and now comes to a dangerous value of 13%.

    When I entered the house, I took out the disinfectant water, bandages, and stitches and threads from the backpack to prepare the wound for the waist.

    As a very efficient person, he is not idle, just use this time to communicate with the three NPCs in front of him. "Don't be afraid, I am here to help you."

    Both Sharon and Shelly showed fear and frustration. Only Randy held the camera intently, aligning it, and explaining: "Look, the superhero sutures his wound in my living room."

    Although I wanted to make Randy stunned, I still resisted it, because he knew that Randy’s camera had no straps at all…And feel that brother is not ready to remind him, let this goods pat.

…………

    At the same time, Central America, Costa Rica’s airspace.

    In the night sky, a C130 transport aircraft with the American flag and the Ministry of Defence logo is flying south.

    Five elementary school students sat in the cabin in a word, no one spoke, the atmosphere looked quite strange.

    Suddenly, the door to the cockpit was opened, and the co-pilot came in and said to the children: "Okay, we are still 800 kilometers from Peru. After landing, there will be a truck that will take you in. When they will give you a brief Mission statement."After finishing this sentence, he returned to the cockpit and closed the hatch.

    A few seconds later, Craig said with a blank expression: "When you come up with the idea of ​​the day – when you pretend to be a Peruvian platoon band, have you had a short moment, which of you will say the last sentence? 'Hey, you know, this plan may go out of the way.'"He stopped for two seconds and then he picked himself up: "No, you won't think so, because you are all jerk, and you will never learn the lesson, so all the students in the school despise you."

    Kyle replied: "No! The children in the school like us very much. ”He looked at Stan and said, "Is that the case?"

    Stan answered affirmatively: "Of course, the children of the school love us."He turned his head to Craig: "Because we are in a bad situation, Craig is picking up."

    Craig still calmly vomits: "I am…You took the money from my birthday red envelope (the children made the Peruvian squad band's money from Craig), and I was arrested and sent to Miami. Now, if we don’t put the Peruvian country in the pot, we can’t go back home…So, what am I? ”

    Cartman pointed to Craig and said to other friends: "I have nothing to say about this kid."

    Craig ignored him and said, "Do you know why no one in the school likes to play with the four of you?"He habitually paused, "because you are always doing this kind of thing…You always come up with some bad ideas, and the result is often counterproductive, and then you are sent abroad, or thrown out of outer space or something. ”He summed it up: "This is why…No one wants to play with you. ”

    Cartman replied innocently: "You are too pessimistic, Craig, the boat is naturally straight to the bridge."

…………

    At the same time, the US Department of Homeland Security, the conference hall.

    At this time, there was only one person in the conference hall, standing silently beside the foremost podium, the chief of the Xieding, and he was also the minister of the Department of Homeland Security.

    Right in front of him is a map of the world. At the moment he was carrying his hands and looking at the picture. At the corner of his mouth, there is still a smug smile.

    "Sir, we have a bigger problem."The black officer in the uniform of the general walked in from the door with a document, anxiously said.

    "Oh?"The tone of the Minister of National Security is very easy: "What else can I have?"

    “Reports of major disasters have been sent around the world, and the culprit causing huge casualties and losses seems to be…”The black officer hesitated.

    The Minister of National Security did not wait for him to finish his words, then turned around and sneered: "The scorpion?"

    The black officer heard a word, "Hey…Yes, sir. How do you know?

    "You are so close to the truth, Davis."Minister Guoan smiled. "Oh, huh…I almost saw it. ”

    “Ewww.” Marshal…Davis did not understand what the sir meant.

    "I thought you knew the truth in Miami…But you just can't see the middle of it. ”The Minister of National Security said again.

    "You…Have you known that this will happen? ”Davis stuttered.

    "Oh~ this is just the beginning, Davis."The Minister of National Security raised his hand and waved a finger, "And I…It will never let you do bad things. ”

    The voice did not fall, the Minister of National Security suddenly opened his mouth, the tongue shot like a javelin, and stretched to a length of four or five meters in a second, the tip of his tongue drilled into Davis's eye socket, through his eyeball, into the brain.

    Davis had no time to react, and after a few seconds of tremor, his brain was completely smashed, and the body fell to the ground with powerlessness and turned into a stiff dead body.

    The Minister of National Security took back his tongue and said calmly to the body in front of him: "I can't help it, my friend. I worked hard and worked hard until I got to this day. ”He paused. "The band is dying, and the days of our guinea pigs have arrived."He leaned over and picked up the file folder on Davis's hand. "The only person who can stop this has been sent to a nameless place…"

    At this point, the first page of the file is a photo, and the person on the photo turned out to be Craig…