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Vol 2 Chapter 945: Queuing to insult God and the status quo of the legion

The latest website: After pursing the corners of his mouth hard and stopping the tears of pain that were almost dripping in advance, William shook his head with a reserved face:

"This doesn't seem to work, it's really a bit scum... But sometimes things are urgent, and if there is no way to do it at a critical moment... Cough, in short, let me ask, what kind of punishment is the God of Eros? Is it life-threatening to do this? ?"

"There should be no danger to life."

After hearing William's question, the goddess of pulling the crotch said firmly:

"Although it is absurd and impulsive to do things sometimes, Eros is the most gentle group of true gods, and it is more in line with your human imagination of 'kindness' and 'kindness'.

She hates methods such as death and destruction. Unless she encounters a relatively special situation, she will hardly do cruel things such as direct deprivation of life. Most of the divine punishments are only limited to the level of punishment. "

William nodded thoughtfully when he heard the words.

Hmm... If you think about it carefully, it's true that in my last life I've never heard of God's punishment from the God of Love.

Even after being completely polluted by the Demon God of Desire, she seldom took action against people who angered her. Even if she was denounced as a "slut" by disappointed believers, she would just send down an oracle to grab people and whip them.

If this is replaced by other true gods, it is estimated that at least one divine punishment would have to be chopped to death on the spot. If they encounter a person who is more revengeful, it is estimated that the whole clan will have to go to the stake for a walk.

After repeatedly confirming that there would be no danger to his life, William reached out and touched his nose, and put the matter of intimate interaction in the wild in the Church of the God of Eros on the agenda.

Hmm... I'm not actually bullying Honest God. Isn't this all about completing the mission? If you want to blame the dog system, the mission is too inhumane. Although I resisted in my heart, I had no choice but to...

"Oh, by the way, William, are you interested in multiplying your own offspring?"

Um? What are you asking this for?

Hearing this, William raised his eyebrows in surprise, thought for a moment, and then nodded silently:

"Is it okay? I should be the kind of person who doesn't force or resist. It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman, just let it take its course."

"Then it's fine."

After listening to William's answer, the goddess of pulling the crotch added:

"The consequences of other true gods' divine punishment are very serious, and if you really want to suffer a divine punishment, and you don't insist on having descendants, then loving God is indeed the best choice."

"…"

What do you say... how come it doesn't sound right?

For some reason, William's heart felt a little empty for no reason.

"So... Eros God's punishment is to cut off children and grandchildren?"

"That's pretty much what you understand."

After the crotch goddess clicked her tongue, she answered:

"If you do something against her clergy in her church, then she will naturally withdraw the blessing of the corresponding clergy. Just like my divine punishment will bring people's fate to a low ebb, her clergy scope is 'Love', 'beauty', 'passion' and 'marriage' will naturally give priority to your abilities in these areas without deliberately 'raising'..."

"No... Can you stop going around in circles? What exactly is Eros' divine punishment? Hurry up and say it!"

"Humph!"

After expressing her dissatisfaction with William's arrogant attitude in a strong nasal voice, the goddess of pulling the crotch said with some schadenfreude:

"Simply put, women become ugly, men are masculine."

"…"

you sir!

Hearing this, William's face turned black, knowing that the goddess pulling the crotch was mostly for revenge, so he had been teasing himself just now.

However, since it was indeed his own fault this time, William had no choice but to take the rag on the table with a dark face, dry the lucky coins, and stuff them back into his pocket.

I know you can't be trusted!

Ugh! From this point of view... the divine punishment of the God of Love must not be touched, and if you consider other divine punishments, the best choice is actually the God of Knowledge, but unfortunately, there is the Goddess of Pulling Hip on him, the God of Knowledge. God's punishment must not be touched.

After recalling the punishment of the God of Knowledge, William sighed regretfully.

For the **** of knowledge, who has the clergy of wisdom, history, and scholar, "stupidity" is probably the only thing he can't understand.

And I don't know if it's the influence of the [Book of Madness], or because he has been a **** since birth and has never been an ordinary person, the God of Knowledge's criteria for judging stupidity are very confusing.

The [Ignorance Punishment] imposed by him has the effect of forcing the IQ of the punished person to drop to a very low standard. The lowest standard in the eyes of the God of Knowledge and Wisdom is still as high as heaven for ordinary people.

Just like the classic passage of why not eat minced meat, in the concept of the **** of knowledge and wisdom, it is estimated that even a foolish brain should be able to recite millions of words in just two or three months. "Memorabilia of the Elf Dynasty", as for how stupid it must be, as the incarnation of wisdom, he really can't simulate it, and naturally there is no way to punish him.

Therefore, the divine punishment of the God of Knowledge is not so much a punishment, but rather a kind of long-term blessing that blessed with "smart thinking", and even has the effect of slightly increasing the speed of casting spells.

Therefore, the punishment of ignorance, which requires the consumption of divine power, is a sought-after item in the minds of sand sculpture players in the past life. Considering that the number of times the God of Knowledge can impose divine punishment is quite limited every day, I want to mix this precious perpetuality " "Brain-dead" BUFF, you even have to befriend the players of the Knowledge Church, and then spend money to buy an account and line up to go in...

Recalling the good days when he queued to insult God, William couldn't help but sigh deeply, and turned to open the system panel full of resentment, ready to check the status of several legions under his command.

Hmm... Recently, I've been wandering outside by myself, and I haven't had time to take the [Raging Flame Legion] out for a walk. Due to the lack of fierce enough battles, Harry and the others have basically made little progress in their strength, and they are still spinning around, UU reading www. uukanshu. com looks like it's time to give them a swipe.

In fact, the little witches have not changed much. Although many of them have been promoted to the second order, the improvement in combat power is actually very small.

It's hard to say what the [Witch's Dogs] will be in the future, but at this stage, the role of the little witches is just to open the gate and release the water. They are mainly responsible for squandering the magic power of the three-headed hellhounds. Compared with continuing to improve their personal strength, it is still It is more effective to continue to expand the number of people.

And among the legions under his command, the ones that have really made rapid progress are the [Dark Nightmare Cavalry], who were originally the least talented and weakest. Relying on the convenience of being able to exercise in the shadow plane for a long time, their The change is really not small, basically all the members have completed the promotion, becoming the second legion under his command that has reached the fourth level.

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She covered her face, probably because the gate of the dead country has been put on hold for too long, and she has not been able to code it well recently.

Or2... By the way, how much has I owed so far/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

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