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Cough... I mean, the sweetness doesn't really matter, it's mainly me who likes to trade.

[After being silent for a while, you put away your indifferent expression and revealed a bright smile that melts away from ice.

"Trade or something is too ugly. Just say what big sister wants to do. As long as it is within my ability, brother, I will never refuse!"]

[After seeing your smile like a warm spring sun, the Holy Maiden of Love couldn't help but tremble. Even though she knew that there was no sincerity in this smile, her heart was still like a reckless deer. Another savage hit.

What a... scary man! 】

[After taking a deep breath with both hands holding the heart, the Holy Maiden of Love didn’t dare to look at it, she quickly took her eyes away from your face, turned to face the dancing candle flame beside you, and continued with a smile:

"The deal is simple, you go ahead with your plan, and I can turn a blind eye to everything you do.

However, after you have successfully completed the purpose, the blessings that Eros has bestowed on the saints cannot be retained, and must be stripped and returned to our Eros Church, how about that? Interested in this deal? "]

[Looking at the beautiful girl with beautiful eyes and looking forward to the other side, it seems that the Holy Maiden of Love has already grasped you. After you let out a long breath, for some reason, there was a faint disappointment in your heart]

[So...is that all you have? 】

[Faced with a good opportunity to get your hands on the entire flange, you didn't even think of getting involved, but you are only satisfied with the little scraps you get from kneeling down to the wooden body clay sculpture?

Hehe, even if you are cunning and cunning, even if you are shrewd and strong, even if you are full of scheming, you still can't get rid of those false shackles, and you are only satisfied with being a shepherd...

No... The church is not even a shepherd as far as the true God is concerned, it's just a vicious dog that is driven and yelled by the shepherd for the sake of bones and minced meat...

So... your ambition can only go here? 】

【"Yes, I promise!"】

[After being silent for a while, you put aside all the complicated thoughts in your heart, and nodded in response to this indifferent condition in exchange for the possibility that the plan could continue.

However, you who solved a crisis with ease, not only did you not see half a ray of joy in your heart, on the contrary, there was a wonderful flame, which was quietly ignited with a certain thought, and quickly spread around... 】

[God...is it really that untouchable? 】

【The Road to Blasphemy】

[Task 1: Complete a serious blasphemy that is enough to attract divine punishment 0/1]

[Mission 2: Successfully escape a divine punishment caused by you 0/1]

"..."

Ah, this...I'm only fifth-order now, okay? Are you pushing me to flirt with the true god? Although it is true that they can't come down now, but they haven't been able to come down all the time, do you really think that the true **** will not hold revenge?

Hmm... But it doesn't seem to be all of them. There is indeed a **** who can't go away and can blaspheme, but just based on the current situation of the goddess pulling the hips, is she still capable of inflicting divine punishment on herself?

After he was determined to slander her later, in order to be able to spare time as soon as possible, William turned to look at the Holy Maiden who was still trying to find a topic, and without hesitation, offered to see off three guests.

"It's getting late, it's already time for dinner, why don't you stay and eat together?"

Faced with this kind of invitation to a meal that was as real as "Next time", the Divine Maiden of Love, whose emotional intelligence was barely normal, instinctively shook her head, and blurted out a polite remark that was almost imprinted in her bones.

"I'm so sorry, I have ready-made ones at home... um..."

"okay."

(＾－＾)

"I don't want to send you away, I will always contact you if you have anything."

After leaning against the door frame and waving goodbye, and watching the three of them leave with a bewildered face, William slammed the door of his office, took out the lucky coin with the goddess of pulling the crotch from his pocket, and spat it on the head very skillfully. One bite.

"Ah! It's disgusting! I hate it! Why are you suddenly crazy!"

Amidst the screams of the goddess pulling the hips, he clicked on the task panel and found that the first task was still showing an unfinished state, William's brows could not help frowning.

Why is it still not done? Is it because the goddess of pulling the hips has lost her godhead, so she can no longer be regarded as a true god? Or is something like spitting not considered "severe" blasphemous?

After pondering for a while, with the idea that if you are lucky, you can get a quest reward for free, William cleared his throat vigorously, and said to the angry goddess who pulled the hips:

"For some reasons that are hard to explain, I'm going to do something very extreme to you right now, and when you get angry, don't bear it, you must activate God's punishment immediately, or I'll scold you for nothing.

Also, in order to prevent you from getting too angry, and from hurting the deep friendship between us, I must make a statement in advance, and then I am going to scold your mother. "

"what?"

Confused by William's speechless speech, the goddess of pulling the crotch even temporarily forgot that she was spat on, and asked with some hesitation in her voice:

"Why did you scold me..."

"You listen to me first."

Curling his fingers and flicking on the lucky coin, after interrupting the questioning of the goddess of pulling the hips, William raised his arms and swears earnestly:

"I'll scold your mother later, but I'm not really scolding your mother. At this time, your mother is not your mother, but a kind of consciousness. This mother has no specific image and no real feelings. doesn't really exist.

For example, if I say that your horse is dead, it does not mean that I really want her to be in danger, but a pure emotional catharsis, which has nothing to do with your real mother, even if you are lucky enough to meet your horse's real mother. I will take the initiative to say hello to my aunt...

Oh right, I just forgot to ask, do you have a mother? "

"..."

"No... you have something wrong! If you want divine punishment, I will give it to you!"

With the angry scream of the goddess pulling the hips, the system prompt rang again.

[Through a unique insult, you angered some of the thriving fragments of the goddess of fate, successfully completed an extremely serious act of blasphemy, and you will be punished mercilessly! 】

[Update on the progress of the mission "The Path of Blasphemy"]

[Task 1: Complete a serious blasphemy that is enough to attract divine punishment (completed)]

...

Wow! It really can!

After hearing the system prompt of the mission progress update, William raised his eyelids slightly, and his brows were instantly overjoyed. However, when he was about to celebrate the reward of the quest for free prostitution at the speed of light, he was immediately stunned by the next system prompt.

[Please note that due to the influence of the talent "Unbounded People", the Goddess of Destiny's exclusive divine punishment "Low Tide of Fate" cannot have any actual impact on you, please re-find the target that can bestow divine punishment]

"..."

Ah this, although the process is completed, it seems that it is not completely completed. Sure enough, the loopholes in the system are not so easy to drill...

After letting out a sigh of regret with a slight expression on his face, William flicked the lucky coin on the table with his fingers, and said with a disappointed expression:

"You can't be punished by the gods... By the way, you can be considered a true **** after all, right? Is there any way for you to be punished by gods without being discovered by the true gods?"

"..."

What do you mean by me? Although the situation is indeed a bit miserable now, I used to be a genuine 12th-order true god, okay?

After rolling his eyes fiercely at William in his heart, because there were too many things in William that he couldn't understand, the goddess of pulling the crotch didn't bother to ask him why he suddenly wanted to be punished by God, and replied directly angrily:

"Yes! If you really want to be punished by the gods, in addition to directly blaspheming the gods, you can also make a promise to a true **** and then break the promise within the scope of her idol, and there is a very, very small chance of getting the gods. Punishment, probably one in a few hundred thousand?"

A few hundred thousandths?

Hearing this, William frowned and said, "This probability is a bit low, is there a more stable one?"

"There is also... If the promise you made ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ happens to be within the scope of that true god's vocation, the probability of triggering divine punishment will be much higher."

After thinking about it for a while, the goddess of pulling the crotch said:

"For example, Eros God's punishment... If you promise Eros that you will love someone for the rest of your life, and then turn around and immediately have an affair with another woman in Eros' church, there is a high probability that you will be punished by God on the spot. .

Even if it doesn't trigger once or twice, as long as you try more, it will be no problem if you get it a dozen or twenty times! "

After hearing the suggestion of the goddess of pulling the crotch, William straightened his back subconsciously, showing a slightly shy look.

Wild...cough cough...I mean, it takes a dozen or twenty times to interact in a public place too intimately...this...isn't it appropriate?

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