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"So... you're not actually sent by the Eros Church?"

The 'woman in black' was silently looking at William with a calm face.

William nodded and said calmly: "Of course not, I'm just an ordinary tourist who wants to come in and visit."

Andrea frowned under her hood. Did you misunderstand? But something seems not quite right.

Recalling the scene when she and William met, she was keenly aware of the abnormality.

The banshee raised her head, stared deeply into William's eyes, and asked coldly, "Since you're just an ordinary tourist, why do you know that I'm waiting for someone and invite me with you?"

This was the first time the two looked at each other, and William finally saw the banshee's eyes clearly.

The goose-yellow eyes are sharp and clear, like a handful of shimmering clear lake water, even with a suspicious and vigilant look, it is still enchantingly beautiful.

The eyes are pure goose yellow. It seems that this should be a pure-blooded fairy? William, while recalling the knowledge related to fairies at the speed of light, answered irrelevantly:

"Miss Andrea, who do you think has the most people in this manor?"

The banshee looked at William suspiciously, and wanted to raise her hand to give him a flaming explosion to let him know what would happen if he talked nonsense.

However, there was no sign of panic in William's eyes, and that handsome face was full of frankness (face), she finally let go of her vigilance and thought about it along William's lines.

What is the most in this manor? This is the headquarters of the Church of Eros in France. It is placed in other churches. It must have the most believers of God, but the words here...

The female fairy said with certainty, "There are the most couples."

Not) Exactly. (The most dogs are men and women

The corners of William's mouth turned up slightly.

"Because it's full of couples here, it would be weird if you came in alone, so many people choose to invite a traveler.

People who don't want to visit alone will sit under the tree, and those who also want to find a companion will go over and invite, so that tree is also called the tree of single... companions. "

Andrea nodded in understanding. It turns out that when I passed by, there was such a big shade under the tree, but he was the only one sitting there, and the people around were still looking at him strangely. It seemed that he should not lie to himself. Just a misunderstanding.

Looking at William with a peaceful face beside her, her expression suddenly showed a hint of hesitation.

The banshee was a little curious. She wanted to know how William got the wishing pool to engrave the words, but she was inexplicably embarrassed to speak.

As a mage from the Tower of Six Laws, Andrea doesn't believe in the stories made up by the registrar girl at all.

The mind is the forbidden area of ​​all life, even the gods can only guide it but cannot step on it.

Although perception of mental fluctuations can help identify lies, even a seventh-order professional as powerful as a natural disaster has a low success rate in judging a lie by this method. How could a wishing pool do something that a professional can't do?

After the two were silent for a while, she still couldn't hold back her curiosity and asked William:

"You... how did you do it just now?"

William understood what she meant, but the Unbounded People was his best brother's ability, so how could he tell others casually?

He waved his hands flatly and said, "It's nothing, I just know the Wishing Pond better. By the way, since I'm not the one you're waiting for, what are you going to do next?"

After William's reminder, Andrea suddenly remembered that she still had more important things to do, and she still hadn't gotten the materials! That is the material that he has exchanged for 30% of his net worth. If there is really a problem, then the hard work of the past few years will be in vain.

but……

She looked fascinatedly at the beautiful church in front of her, her eyes filled with reluctance. After all, the Church of Eros is the Church of the Good God, so it shouldn't be so shameless as to default...

With such an ingenious building in front of her, if she didn't take a look at it, she would be really itchy. If you don't see it, it's fine. Since you're all in front of you, why don't you... Let's take a look first?

All come.

……

The two walked through the dark brown vine-generated door and entered this elf-style church. Unlike those solemn churches, the interior style of this church is gorgeous and exquisite, but there is a face in the center. Outside the vague statues, there are hardly any sculptures about the gods. The exquisite reliefs on the walls are not the "great achievements" of the gods, but rather stories about love.

In William's previous life, players have counted that there are about 300 relief stories, and basically all of them are of the type with deep sadomasochism.

The content of these stories includes, but is not limited to - taboos of identity, age gaps, gender barriers, species...

There are not many people in the church. There are only couples and couples hanging out in it. Not only are there no preachers who preach, there are no choirs who sing hymns and hymns, there are not even seats for believers, and there are even more people in clergy clothes. Not a single one was seen.

It doesn't look like the church of the True God at all, but more like an ordinary scenic spot. Looking at this church with a very different style, Andrea couldn't help but be surprised: "Is this still the solemn Church of the True God? This is too... "

"It's too casual, isn't it?"

William nodded in agreement. "This is the unique style of the Eros Church, which is different from those gods who need to constantly strengthen their beliefs through preaching and singing. After all, love and fighting are the instincts of intelligent life.

Therefore, the source of belief in loving God is very rich, and it is not very concerned about whether believers worship themselves or not. Moreover, her faction belongs to the 'chaotic kind', and the layout of the church is basically based on her preferences. It is not surprising that she has this style. "

"Chaos and kindness? What does that mean?" Andrea heard a strange word and asked with some doubts.

Looking at the curious banshee, William decided to give her a brief introduction to the classification of the nine camps.

"Generally speaking, the way of being a person can be roughly divided into three types: good, neutral, and evil, and the way of doing things can also be divided into three types: lawful, neutral, and chaotic. The way to stand up, overlap two by two, then we get nine different camps... So do you understand what chaos is?"

"No...I don't understand..."

Is it so difficult to understand? William thought for a while and decided to change to a more understandable way.

"Let's put it this way, what would you do if you found a sheep on the street?"

Andrea thought for a while, and felt that she should be considered invisible.

It's just a sheep, and it's not too uncommon. If it's a magic crystal of a fourth-order Warcraft, I'll definitely grab it and run away. After all, experiments are still very expensive, and it's a little bit if you can get a little.

However, after glancing at William, she swallowed the answer she was about to blurt out, and instead said lightly, with no conscience, "My words... I might call the guards and tell them that a sheep was lost."

William nodded and replied affirmatively, "Then your faction should be lawful neutral."

Andrea nodded pretentiously, and then asked curiously, "What about people from other camps? What will they do when they find this sheep?"

William replied indifferently: "If you are lawful good, you will probably hand this sheep over to the state; if you are neutral good, then you will lead this sheep to find the owner, if you are chaotic good... …”

"What would I do if I was chaotic and kind?" The banshee had anticipation written all over her face.

"Then you will probably give this sheep a good retirement."

? ? ?

Andrea's body under the black robe shuddered a little, is she giving a sheep to the end of her life? Does chaotic goodness mean the brain is sick?

William's "popular science" continues.

"If you are absolutely neutral, you will think that this sheep does not exist; if you are chaotic neutral, you will take this sheep away without hesitation..."

The banshee quietly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, it's okay, in comparison, the choices she might make are quite normal.

However, the words from William's mouth changed abruptly.

"If you were lawful evil, you would take the sheep and roast it and eat it; if you were neutral evil, you might eat it raw; if you were chaotic evil, you would..."

William thought about it and decided not to talk about it, after all, it was not harmonious enough. However, Andrea looked over expectantly, waiting for him to answer with curiosity.

Well, since it's what you want to hear, don't blame me.

"Fuck it, on the spot."

A terrifying picture unfolded in the female fairy's mind. On the streets of Ironthorn City, where people came and went, a bleating wild goat with a dirty body, and herself with a grinning face...

"Ah ah ah!"

Andrea's worldview was shattered by William's LLP's speech, she stepped back in horror, and stepped on her robe. If William hadn't reached out to help her, I'm afraid she would have been strong. Sit down on the ground.

The banshee pushed William away in a panic, and ran out of the church screaming. Although she claimed to be knowledgeable, William's speech was still beyond her capacity.

Seeing Andrea stumbled and fled from the back, William threw the ring in his hand with a smile and put it on his finger without hesitation.

[‘The Ring of the Fairy’ has issued a racial check to you. If you fail the check, you will not be able to use the ring combat technique.]

[The race is not detected as a goblin, the check is not yet...]

[Unbounded people talent is activated, this check is exempted]

Done!

……

The sky is getting darker and darker, the light in the church is getting darker and darker, and the reliefs on the walls are completely invisible.

After the last couple of dogs and girls left hand in hand, William appeared from the shadows in the corner of the church like a ghost, and quietly climbed up the central beam.

A palm-sized red bat was sleeping upside down on the dome not far away. The top of the church, which was covered with hollow patterns, leaked air everywhere. The soft fluff on the bat swayed gently in the breeze.

William grabbed it without hesitation. Although he could also directly order it to fly down, it was more atmospheric to do so.

Seeing Xiao Hong who woke up from a deep slumber in the palm of his hand with a terrified face, William grinned, revealing a row of snow-white teeth.

"A surprise?"

Xiaohong's eyes widened, and she felt that her heart, which had stopped beating, jumped abruptly. The man who frequented her nightmares, he actually appeared again!

"You, you... what do you want to do?"

William ordered it to shut up without hesitation, not even to send out mental fluctuations and soul transmission. Then, holding Xiaohong who was struggling constantly, he came to the statue that belonged to the center of the church.

Looking at the three-meter-high statue in front of him, William cautiously stretched out his finger and poked it.

[Discovered a special building and obtained some information about the building]

[This is a statue of a **** carved by the craftsman Michael and blessed by the Pope's divine power. It was originally just an ordinary stone, but after the blessing of the gods, it has a certain special ability, which can store a large amount of the power of faith 】

【God of Love Stone Statue】

[Power of Faith: 45731/999999999]

[Special skill: Divine power reinforcement, a small amount of divine power lingers in this building, building firmness +2]

[Special skill: Eros listens, if the prayers of believers are devout enough, it is possible to convey the message to Eros]

[Combat skill: God descends (cannot be activated), consumes a large amount of Faith Power at one time, and calls the avatar of Eros to come~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The avatar strength and duration are determined by the amount of Faith Power consumed]

Perfect, if the sturdiness is only +2, a little red can still be blown up.

He took out the rope that had been prepared, and tied Xiaohong to the toe of the idol. Although ordered not to speak, Xiaohong still expressed unparalleled horror with her eyes.

William rubbed his round little head and comforted his face calmly: "Don't worry, it's just about the boom, you won't feel any pain anyway. Oh, by the way, remember to hurry up and run to the Styx when you're done. , I don't know if anyone will arrest you."

etc! wait!

What exactly is the boom you're talking about? Am I not already undead? Why are you still running into the Styx?

Xiaohong's two legs kicked desperately, but although the level of death power in the body is very high, it is still only a fragile first-order undead creature, and its strength may be a little smaller than that of an ordinary bat. Freed from the rope.

Looking at the little red bomb that was already in place, William nodded with satisfaction. After waving his hands to say goodbye to the only three summoned creatures he had left, he turned away from the church and gently closed the door.

After William left the church, Xiao Hong, who kept struggling, finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then her red eyes widened as she observed the surrounding environment.

It found that it was actually tied to the toe of the **** statue, and it looked up to be the skirt of Lord Eros... Anyway, what was this man going to do?

Just when it was puzzled, a strange wave came from a distant place.

The power of death that was silent in Xiaohong fluctuated for a while, and the tight and orderly arrangement was instantly broken, and a terrifying force that made a heart palpitate exploded instantly.