The Lord God Depends on Me

Art classes are like inspiration, always passing by inadvertently.

Ren Xiaofeng breathed a sigh of relief after finishing the last stroke.

Perfect!

Xia Qingshuang couldn't wait to probe over.

Waist-length hair, Ka Zilan's big eyes, a slender waist with a full grip...well...and...this exquisite face, small lips.

By the way, is this skirt a bit short?

Xia Qingshuang: Meow meow?

The old lady is so good-looking?

Liu Xinyue also probed over at this time.

Liu Xinyue: ...

"Student Ren Xiaofeng, may I ask, who is this beautiful girl sister flower you painted?"

Ren Xiaofeng smiled confidently: "Of course it is you! I am really a painting saint alive, and I have reproduced your beauty perfectly."

Liu Xinyue: ...

The blue veins in the forehead were a little riot: "Although your paintings are indeed very beautiful, but you are obviously painting two-dimensional figures."

Naturally, Ren Xiaofeng pointed to the two men in the painting, the half-shown panties.

"Perfect!"

Xia Qingshuang: ...Little...Little Bear panties?

Liu Xinyue: ...little...kitten panties?

boom!

The familiar 37-size shoe board was reflected on Ren Xiaofeng's face.

Liu Xinyue stepped down mercilessly: "Go to die, die to die!"

Xia Qingshuang: "Change, abnormal!"

Sorry, it is my fault to have expectations of you.

Fairy Hu twisted his waist and walked over.

"Ah, our squad leader still has such a violent side, it's not okay to be like this."

Liu Xinyue's sharp gaze struck, and Fairy Hu instantly shut up, his gaze wandering aside.

Fairy Hu: Okay, so sharp eyes, so terrible.

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

Teacher, fight for your anger, you are afraid of what the **** she is a student!

My life is over.

Big Fairy Hu's eyes suddenly stopped and he showed a surprised look: "This...little fat man, I'm a serious teacher. If your painting spreads out, I will be expelled from my teacher. ."

Liu Xinyue, who was relieved of anger, looked at it when she heard the words.

The pretty face blushed instantly.

Stinky, stinky shameless!

How can I paint this kind of thing at a young age?

As if thinking of something, he quickly looked at Sun Tianzheng's drawing board.

After seeing the portrait of a serious figure, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Sun Tianzheng: ...

I always feel offended.

Xia Qingshuang also quickly looked over.

Peng!

There seemed to be a white cloud exploding overhead.

Without a word, he snatched Zhou Xiaofat's drawing paper.

Damn it!

Knead it and throw it into the trash can at the back.

Zhou Xiao Fatty: ...

Suddenly roared heartbreakingly: "My masterpiece!"

Swish!

A crowd of eyes shot out.

Xia Qingshuang's eyes showed a fierce light: "Fatty man! Give you another chance to reorganize your language!"

Swish.

Zhou Xiaopang immediately laid out new paper on the drawing board, and re-painted the stickman chasing a duck.

He whispered: "My masterpiece."

The crowd onlookers:...

Good, so strong desire to survive.

Fairy Hu gave a "tsk" twice. Although the content of the previous painting was not serious, it was vivid.

Really, it's a pity.

"Little fat guy, what does your dad do?"

Zhou Xiao Fatty replied subconsciously: "It's a book on the Internet."

The crowd onlookers: .......

"Oh~"

Zhou Xiao Fatty: ...

Violent, exposed!

The bell for the end of get out of class rang.

Liu Xinyue walked out of the classroom "dangdangdangdang".

Sorry, the interest of this monitor is so simple and unpretentious.

Seeing the head teacher take Zhou Xiaofatzi away from the classroom, Liu Xinyue stared at Ren Xiaofeng with a regretful expression.

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

I always feel that there is a "dangerous" word on my forehead.

......

At noon, the foreign language returned silently, and Ren Xiaofeng sat on the seat as usual.

Just about to fall asleep at ease, Liu Xinyue poked him with a pen.

Ren Xiaofeng: "What are you doing? Don't you take a nap?"

Liu Xinyue pushed her eyes and took out a small lamp: "Hurry up and do the multiple-choice questions on the first test paper of "5 Years College Entrance Examination and 3 Years Simulation", and I will give you approval."

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

"Want to be so cruel?"

"Don't be cruel to yourself now. In the future, what will you take to test for a good university? What will you take to find a good job? If you don't find a good job, what will you take..."

"Stop, stop, can't I do it."

"Well, good."

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

Quietly Mimi turned the test paper to the last page.

Meow meow meow?

The answer?

A long time, a long time, and a long time later, Ren Xiaofeng was lying on the desk like being hollowed out.

Looking at the multiple-choice questions with a 100% error rate, Liu Xinyue doubted life for the first time.

Facelessly said to Ren Xiaofeng: "You, are you an idiot?"

Even if you choose all B, you won't get a zero point.

At this level, it is better to go back to elementary school and rebuild.

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

"I'm just a little bit biased, I think I can still save it."

Liu Xinyue looked over coolly: "A little bit?"

"Well, billion points!"

Seeing the other party's solemnity, Liu Xinyue sighed, "Don't make this paper."

Before Ren Xiaofeng was happy, he heard the other party continue to say: "In the future nap time, just make the papers I will give you."

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

"Devil! You must be the devil!"

Liu Xinyue: "Ah, you found it."

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

"cut!"

......

The afternoon class is as boring and tasteless as always.

until......

Boom!

Suddenly, a thunder shook the sky.

Wow!

Wow!

The heavy rain poured down without warning.

"Hey, this weather is too irritating."

Zhou Xiao Fatty said casually, and desperately took potato chips to shock himself.

Sun Tianzheng leaned forward, took out a bag of potato chips from the other's desk, and dedicated it to Zhang Shengnan.

"It has indeed rained quite frequently recently, crazy brother, this rain may not stop for a while, or else, let's tell horror stories?"

Xia Qingshuang looked suspicious: "In broad daylight, telling horror stories? Are you sure?"

Boom! Boom!

Suddenly, the thunder became denser, and the originally dim sky instantly became black.

A window is like **** and heaven.

Xia Qingshuang: ...

He snatched the potato chips from Zhou Xiao Fatty's hand: "Ha ha ha ha, the monkey is right."

Ren Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows, and grabbed the potato chips in Xia Qingshuang's hands: "Ha ha ha ha, be low-key, low-key, give the teacher some face, and there is a class, we can talk about it in the evening self-study."

Liu Xinyue unceremoniously took the potato chips from Ren Xiaofeng's hands, too: "Ha ha ha ha, let's talk about self-study later, there is no such atmosphere at the moment, maybe the rain will stop after a while."

Zhou Xiao Fatty took out a bag of potato chips from the desk again: "Ha ha ha ha, the monitor is right."

Boom!

There was another thunder that shook the sky.

Immediately afterwards, everyone's eyes suddenly went dark.

"Ah!~"

"Ah!~"

"Ah!~"

The scream of the whole building pierced the sky instantly!

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

It's just a power outage, as for?

Then, I felt my back sink!

"Mom! Ghost!"

Boom! Boom! Rumble!

The thunder sounded more vigorously.