The Lord God Depends on Me

Sun Tianzheng looked melancholy: "From now on, I will be the leader of the cheerleading team. Hey, I am so **** charming."

Ren Xiaofeng just imagined it for a moment, and then shuddered: "Monkey, what horror story are you telling?"

......

Two consecutive foreign language classes almost brought Ren Xiaofeng's HP to zero.

"Why do you want to learn a foreign language? What's the difference between our language in Xia Country! This is simply a punishment game in the discipline!"

Liu Xinyue pushed her eyes: "Ren Xiaofeng, you can't blame your incompetence on the country's education system. As the class leader, I have an obligation to help you."

After speaking, he took out a set of red-packaged papers from the desk and put them in front of the other party.

Ren Xiaofeng looked at Liu Xinyue incredulously: "You, are you the devil?"

Liu Xinyue turned her face aside: "Here, this is a gift from last night."

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

No, the "5 Years College Entrance Examination 3 Years Simulation" that your home gave me a gift?

Ren Xiaofeng looked tangled: "Sir, we are only one year in high school, and only one year in high school! I'm still a child."

At this time, Sun Tianzheng came over and said, "Oh, my squad leader, I guess your birthday gift must be a reference book."

I just said it casually, but Liu Xinyue asked with a shocked look: "How did you know?"

Sun Tianzheng: ...

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

Hiss, awesome.

Zhang Shengnan also leaned over at this time: "Student Sun, let's go, our cheerleading team will rehearse during the big class."

"Okay!"

Sun Tianzheng immediately said excitedly.

Seeing his best friend just follow Zhang Shengnan away like this, Ren Xiaofeng suddenly felt the sinister intentions of the old class.

Sure enough, **** is still old and spicy.

Damn it, so envious!

"Ren Xiaofeng, the teacher is urging, come and wait in line."

"Come here!"

Hearing Liu Xinyue's urging, Ren Xiaofeng also immediately followed up.

Zhou Xiao Fatty, who witnessed the whole process, shook his head while eating potato chips: "Heh, man."

"Hey! Fatty! Don't come in line yet!"

Xia Qingshuang's voice came, and Zhou Xiao Fatty was silent for a moment.

Then he squeezed the potato chips back to the desk and immediately chased after him.

"Come on!"

......

Back in the classroom, Ren Xiaofeng slumped on the desk.

"Monkey, what is our next class?"

Sun Tianzheng was still immersed in the joy of being promoted as a cheerleader, with a face of nympho: "Art, haha, haha."

"Ah, the class of the Fairy Hu."

Ren Xiaofeng suddenly came to his spirits.

Today, are you improving your painting skills? Or should you strengthen your musical literacy?

Do not! What I hope more is to improve my art appreciation ability.

Zhou Xiao Fatty looked at the two **** at the back table, raised his eyebrows, and revealed a knowing smile.

Brother Crazy, Brother Sun, I understand.

I am not alone.

Xia Qingshuang: ...

It always feels so ominous.

"That, classmate Ren, this is my seat."

Hearing Zhang Shengnan's voice, Sun Tianzheng immediately returned to his soul.

"That's right, lunatic, you are in the front, don't keep occupying things that don't belong to you."

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

If the old man remembers correctly, this one was still mine yesterday.

"Monkey, you have changed, have you forgotten our mountain alliance and each other?"

As he said, he got up and walked towards his seat.

Sun Tianzheng was afraid of Zhang Shengnan's misunderstanding, and immediately explained: "He is a mountain alliance, I swear to each other, he pledges to the mountains and rivers, and I swear to the sea."

"I swear, I will protect the girl I like in the future!"

Listening to Sun Tianzheng's crazy hint, Ren Xiaofeng looked at the sky 45 degrees.

Our friendship boat is going to be overturned.

Da da da.

With the ringing of the class bell, the sound of high-heeled shoes approached from far away.

Wow.

The classroom door was opened.

Teacher Hu twisted his waist and entered the classroom.

"Dear classmates, really, it's been a long time since I saw you."

A soft voice came into my ears, and all the students were silent collectively.

"Gluck, innocent boys and girls, today, let's learn painting."

With that, Big Fairy Hu walked to the podium, pulled aside the chair and sat down directly, and raised his two long black silk legs.

All boys:...

Who can stand this! To suffer!

At this time, in Ren Xiaofeng's brain, a cat and a bear were clashing wildly.

What to do, the nose is so hot, waiting online, very anxious.

Patter.

The pen in Liu Xinyue's hand broke into two pieces: "Huh~hu~, Teacher Hu, please have a good class!"

"Ah, our squad leader has a big misunderstanding of me, a weak girl, oh, oh, teacher, me, teacher, I'm so sad, obviously, I like you so much, Xiao Yueyue~"

Liu Xinyue: ...

Grass, sloppy!

You should report directly and anonymously to the dean’s mailbox.

"Okay, let's not talk more nonsense. Our art class is tight. There are only two classes a week. Hey, there is not enough time to pick seedlings."

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

No, just talk when you talk, always looking at me.

"In fact, our class also has a good seed. If we study art, we have to be bold and careful, and don't care about the prejudices of those outsiders who don't understand art..."

Patter.

Another pen broke in two.

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

Fairy Hu, please stop talking, the squad leader is almost black.

"Okay, I won't talk more about the gossip. Today, if I go to the art room, I will paint, the classmates in the class..."

After speaking, he led everyone to the art room.

......

"Hey, monkey, who are you going to paint?"

Sitting in front of the drawing board, Sun Tianzheng kept gesturing, focused and serious like never before.

Let Ren Xiaofeng feel an unusual aura.

"Isn't it obvious that I am acting? Of course it is Zhang Shengnan, lunatic, I have decided! The picture scroll full of love is my most sincere confession!"

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

Are you crazy or am I crazy?

"Um... Come on."

Look at the left, literary girl Liu Xinyue.

Look at the right, uh...

"Hey, Roubao Girl, how has your style of painting changed?"

Different from the previous pair of A.

At this time, Xia Qingshuang's chest was slightly bulging, and her whole body exuded a sense of self-confidence.

Smiling without showing teeth, with the corners of his mouth raised, sitting upright, holding a paintbrush.

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

Although I really want to complain, Xia Qingshuang at this time is indeed very suitable for painting.

"Oh ha ha ha, perverted man, is your heart moving? This lady allows you to draw my beauty."

Just as Ren Xiaofeng wanted to say something, a chill came from the left.

Liu Xinyue: "Classmate Xia Qingshuang, classmate Ren has decided to paint me, you can go to your deskmate."

Zhou Xiaofat paused with the paintbrush in his hand, looked at Xia Qingshuang, and then at the stickman he just drew, and fell silent.

Tearing.

Rub it and throw it into the trash can behind him.

"You go ahead and leave me alone."

Xia Qingshuang: ...

"Good, sensible."

Xia Qingshuang was very satisfied with the fat man's attitude. After speaking, he looked at Ren Xiaofeng: "Perverted man, who do you decide to paint?"

At this time, Liu Xinyue also stared straightly.

Ren Xiaofeng: ...

This is a proposition!

By the way, when did you become so popular?

Snapped!

A slap on his face.

"Children only do multiple choice questions, I choose, and draw them all!"

Liu Xinyue: ...

Xia Qingshuang: ...

snort! man.