The Local Lazy Man System

"I won't go up. I'm too fat to climb such a high mountain."

Dai Wanli said. Today, Dai Wanli is a big fat man. He is tired of walking a few more steps, let alone climbing such a high mountain.

"I'm not going up either."

The female classmate who came with Chen Haishao also shook her head and said. After all, as a student, to be able to attend the teacher's funeral, this friendship has arrived, so there is no need to follow up the mountain.

"Brother Glory, are you going up?"

Chen Haishao looked at Ye Rongrong and asked. Chen Haishao was going up the mountain, and he wanted to accompany Mr. Wu on the final journey.

"It actually came, I must have sent it to the end."

Ye Rongrong said. With Ye Rongyao's current physique, going up the mountain is not an easy task, and she must send her teacher to finish the best part of her life.

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By the time we arrived at the cemetery, it was already past ten o'clock in the morning. At this hour of the day, burial is taboo. Everyone must wait until eleven o'clock, which is noon (11-13 o'clock). This time is the auspicious time for burial. Good day.

At eleven o'clock, the burial began. Before the burial, Mr. Wu's eldest son put the grain hoard made of whole grains and miscellaneous grains in the tomb. There is a small pancake on top of the hoard.

In the tomb, there is also a ceramic jar with a soybean oil lamp on top of it, which is called the Everbright Lamp.

Cannons must be fired when the coffin is placed in the tomb, which is said to be for the dead to go to the underworld.

Before the opening of the tomb is sealed, sacrifices must be made to open the mountain. The filial son must burn incense and light candles to open the mountain. When opening the mountain, he must avoid the direction of Tai Sui.

When opening the mountain, a stake should be made before and after the tomb, and then the dutiful son should dig three times with a hoe within the range of the stake.

Then the Eight Immortals came to make acupuncture points, and then burned the portrait of Tai Sui.

After all these are done, the coffin is pushed in. Immediately, the filial sons, worthy grandsons, and female relatives would kneel and cry incessantly.

Those who specialize in pushing the coffin into the tomb will lay two bamboos at the bottom of the tomb. After pushing in, take off the bottom.

Finally, shovel some sod to seal the hole tightly.

When the last brick was sealed again, the family members would cry very hard, expressing their unwillingness to leave the old man and crying with sadness in their hearts.

After the burial, someone installed the door and set off firecrackers. Firecrackers are set off to exorcise evil spirits.

According to the customs of the rural people, the soul of the person after death may escape from the grave at any time and go home with the living person.

Therefore, after the burial, firecrackers must be set off, and it is strictly forbidden to look back on the way home, otherwise it will be unfavorable for both parties to see the traces of the deceased's soul in the underworld.

at the funeral. Everyone was wearing a white towel. After the funeral was over, everyone was given a bunch of red rope and tied around their arms. Red represents good luck and good luck, and also has the effect of exorcising evil spirits.

When I drove back, there were three more people in the car. After all, many people came here on foot. When I went back, I wanted to take a ride, and there happened to be a few people Ye Rongyao knew. Just sat in Ye Ronghao's luxurious Audi Q7 and went back.

Back at the place of departure, the Wang family had prepared the washbasin, and there was clear water in the washbasin. Funeral people must wash their hands when they return, which means that no one will die in the future. Used to drive away bad luck.

After the main house held the ceremony of resigning the spirit and worshipped the spiritual seat of the deceased, everyone had a banquet for dinner. After eating, everyone could leave at any time.

"Sit down at my house."

After the banquet, Ye Rongyao suggested.

"Next time, we have all bought the train tickets for the two o'clock in the afternoon, and there are elective courses to be taken in the evening." Dai Wanli shook his head and said.

"The two o'clock train, then I'll send you off." Ye Rongyao said after thinking about it.

"Brother Glory, you are biased. You only invite Dai Wanli and the others to come to your house to play, not me." Chen Haishao said.

"Hehe, why don't you go to my house to play." Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

"Forget it, at first glance you have no sincerity, so don't go." Chen Haishao shook his head and said.

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"Congratulations to the host for completing the funeral of the head teacher. The system will reward you with 100 glory points."

After sending Dai Wanli and his wife to the train station, Ye Rongrong just walked out of the train station, and the electronic synthesis sound of the lazy person system sounded in his mind.

The task was completed, and 100 Glory points were also obtained. Ye Rongyao was in a particularly good mood and couldn't help humming a little song.

"Sir, do you want a cell phone?"

A man in his thirties walked up to Ye Rongyao and said in a low voice.

"cell phone?"

Ye Rongrong couldn't help looking at the man walking beside him. Ye Rongyao had heard from many people before that there were many people selling fake mobile phones at the train station.

"Yes, the Apple 6S phone, if you want it, I'll buy it for you for 3,000 yuan. It's brand new, and it hasn't been used for a long time."

The man was hesitant about Ye Rongyao, feeling that there was a chance, he took out a brand new Apple 6S mobile phone from his pocket, showed it in front of Ye Rongyao, and whispered to Ye Rongyao.

"don't want."

Ye Rongyao said directly. Don't say Ye Rongyao has an Apple 6S mobile phone now, even if he doesn't have it, Ye Rongyao won't buy it from this man, but Ye Rongyao has heard people say that this kind of mobile phone selling mysteriously on the street is basically They are all selling cottage phones.

This kind of fake mobile phone imitates the most popular mobile phone styles on the market. The overall appearance and even functions are basically similar to the original mobile phone, but the quality and effect are much worse.

Basically, there are only basic functions such as calling and sending messages. There are other functions, but the effect is extremely poor. The purchase price is below one hundred Huaxia coins. Of course, the high imitation machine is slightly more expensive.

But these people who sell fake mobile phones at the train station, of course, will not say that their mobile phones are fake phones. After all, who wants that fake phone now, you must know that many smart phones are also very cheap now, 300 to 500 yuan. Money can buy it.

Spend 300 to 500 yuan to buy a fake phone with extremely poor quality and no guarantee. With this money, you can go to a mobile phone store to buy a smartphone.

Besides, there are activities everywhere to send mobile phones for charging phone bills. Mobile phones of several hundred yuan do not need to be purchased, and they are sent by communication companies.

So now the people who sell fake phones are also smart. They don't say that they buy fake phones, but they say that they are parallel or thieves, so that they can buy high prices. If you are lucky, you can even earn five , sixty times the profit.

Just like when the iPhone 6 was just launched, there was no such thing in the domestic market. It was the best chance for scammers to make money. A copycat version of the iPhone 6 cost more than 6,000 yuan. The price is only a hundred dollars, and the profit in it can be imagined.

The most important thing is that even if you are caught by the police selling fake mobile phones, it is not a big deal. At most, you will have your money and fake mobile phones confiscated. If you detain them for a few days, it is not enough to commit a crime. You don’t need to go to jail. A high-profit, low-risk job, of course, many people do.

Ye Rongyao knew that there were many young people in his village who went out, selling this kind of copycat machine, and all of them made a fortune to buy houses and cars outside.

"It's a thief, brand new, you can try it out."

Of course, men will not give up so easily. Men have been in this business for so long, and of course they are very experienced. Usually, when they start asking passers-by if they want this mobile phone, more than 90% of them will directly say don't want.

However, among those who said no, many of them were actually tempted, but the price and quality made these passers-by uneasy.

As long as you make unremitting efforts, you can make those passersby who are more excited to buy this mobile phone. Once the mobile phone is sold, the person who sells the mobile phone will disappear from here immediately, and it will take a long time to sell the mobile phone in another place. It will take a long time to return to this place to continue selling fake mobile phones.

"One shot, another place" is basically the principle of this type of liar. You must know that some people buy fake mobile phones at high prices, and when they get home and find out that they have been cheated, they basically do not call the police, because everyone knows this. This kind of thing is basically useless.

But if some people are in a bad mood, they will bring a group of people to the place where they were cheated to find the person who sold them fakes. Once they are found, they will be beaten violently.

So when doing this business is also very dangerous, it is very important to move frequently.

"I do not need."

Ye Rongrong ignored the man and continued to play.

"The price is easy to negotiate, it can be cheaper." The man followed Ye Rongrong and continued to entangle.

"No need, stay away from me."

Ye Rongrong said unhappily. Ye Rongrong didn't like people who made money by cheating, but he didn't have the idea of ​​subduing them and sending them to the police.

First of all, Ye Rongrong is not a savior, there are so many liars in this world, and I can't control it myself. Second, I subdue him and send him to the police station. What's the use? Pay a fine, come out in a few days, and continue to do this business. , is of no use at all.

"How about two thousand?"

The man continued to seduce ~ Ye Rongrong said.

"Don't say 2,000, I won't even want 200, stay away from me, or I'll call the police." Ye Rongrong was so annoyed by this man that he couldn't help but threaten.

Seeing that Ye Rongrong really didn't want the phone, the man had no choice but to walk away. After all, everyone made money by cheating, not robbing.

It is safer to rely on this kind of deception to make money. It is a legal borderline, and it will not constitute a crime. At most, it will be detained and educated.

But robbery is different. Even if you rob a dollar, it is a violation of the law and you will be sentenced.

But as soon as the man selling the fake mobile phone left, a twelve or three-year-old girl walked up to Ye Rongyao's side.

"Uncle, can you treat me to a bowl of noodles, I'm hungry." The little girl looked at Ye Rongrong pitifully and said weakly.

Her delicate face, tender tone, her clean school uniform and her pitiful eyes made her feel a little soft-hearted.

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