The Local Lazy Man System

"Yeah, get in the car."

Ye Rongyao opened the car door and said to Dai Wanli.

"Brother Glory, it seems that you have really made a fortune."

Dai Wanli said. In Dai Wanli's view, someone who can afford a million-dollar luxury car has tens of millions.

In fact, Dai Wanli didn't know, Ye Rongyao didn't have that much deposit at all, but Ye Rongyao's money came too easily, so he bought a luxury car like Audi Q7 so boldly.

"I haven't made a fortune, just enough money to buy this car. Who made me like it? If I like it, I'm willing to buy it." Ye Rongrong said.

"Brother Glory, do you still remember the owner of the 'Shangmei Cafe'?" Chen Haishao said to Ye Rongyao after sitting in the car.

"Remember, what happened?"

Ye Rongrong asked. After all, the cafe owner had threatened him. It had only been a few days, and Ye Yaoyao had of course still had a fresh memory.

"He didn't know who offended someone in the army and was taken away by the army."

Chen Haishao said. After all, last time everyone ate at "Shangmei Cafe" and was threatened by the cafe owner, the classmates were very nervous, and of course they were very concerned about this cafe.

The whole "Chang Mei Cafe" was sealed by the government, and the owner of the cafe was taken away by the army. Of course, everyone knew it immediately.

"Well caught."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile. Anyway, Ye Rongrong had a very bad impression of the owner of the "Shangmei Cafe", and wished that he was taken away by the government.

Although I don't know why the owner of the "Shangmei Cafe" was arrested, but in Ye Rongyao's opinion, this is a good thing.

After all, Ye Rongyao always felt that he was too kind last time, just made him rotten, and he regretted playing lightly. Now that he was arrested, Ye Rongyao felt much more comfortable.

"Haishao, what's going on?"

Wen Haitang couldn't understand the meaning of the conversation between Chen Haishao and Ye Rongyao, so she asked.

"Just the few of us a few days ago..."

Chen Haishao told Wen Haitang and Dai Wanli about the matter again.

"Brother Glory, wouldn't it be you who did it?"

Wen Haitang looked at Ye Rongyao suspiciously and asked. Wen Haitang knew that Ye Rongrong was a visiting professor at the School of Medicine of South Zhejiang University. He was a person with status and knew several dignitaries, which was very normal.

"no."

Ye Rongyao said with certainty. Ye Rongyao really didn't take Wang Dahai, the owner of the cafe, in his eyes, so he couldn't find someone to deal with him.

"Why do I always feel that the coffee shop owner's arrest has something to do with you."

Wen Haitang said suspiciously. After all, how could it be such a coincidence that after threatening Ye Rongyao, the coffee shop owner was taken away by the army the next day, which was too coincidental.

"You think too much, I'm just a common man, how can I have that ability!" Ye Rongyao shook his head and said.

"You are both a visiting professor at the School of Medicine of South Zhejiang University, what kind of ordinary people are you?" Wen Haitang rolled her eyes at Ye Rongrong and said.

You must know that Professor Hua Xia is the top figure among the literati. Under Hua Xia's five thousand years of thinking of emphasizing literature over martial arts, professors have a very high social status and are highly respected by people.

"Guest professors are not officials, so why are they not ordinary people?" Ye Rongyao sat in the passenger seat and said with a smile.

Although it was said that we were going to leave, there were so many people and so many things to be sorted out. It was not possible to move immediately after talking. We had to wait for the people walking in front to go first, and then those who were driving could start the car and follow.

"Glory, when did you become a professor at the university?" Chen Haishao looked at Ye glory and asked in surprise.

Chen Haishao and the female classmate were really surprised that Ye Rongrong was a visiting professor at South Zhejiang University. Everyone read books together when they were in junior high school. Everyone knows what kind of person Ye Rongrong is.

Said that Ye Rongrong was a big boss and was very rich, the two women would definitely believe it, but said that Ye Rongrong was a university professor or a professor of Zhejiang Southern University, the two women really couldn't believe it.

Ye Rongrong didn't graduate from junior high school. When he was studying, he was always the first in the class in exams. He didn't do anything less about handing in blank papers. , this is really like a joke.

With such a cultural level as Ye Rongrong, can he teach college students?

This is not a misunderstanding, what is it?

Chen Haishao thought that Wen Haitang and Ye Rongrong were joking, not true.

"At the beginning of this year, it was just a visiting professor, and there were only a few classes a year."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile. Seeing that in junior high school, two girls whose grades were at the top of their class looked at him with hellish eyes, Ye Rongrong couldn't help feeling a little complacent.

Brother, no matter how you say it now, he is also a professor and a cultural person.

In the future, who would dare to say that they are semi-illiterate without any culture?

In recent years, the country's economy has developed, and universities have begun to expand enrollment. As long as you are willing to study, basically all children can be admitted to universities.

Of course, universities that do not require high grades are not undergraduate schools, they are all specialized schools. To put it bluntly, it is to let young people experience the taste of university. In fact, how much they can learn is entirely up to you.

Young people like Ye Rongrong who have never even attended high school, let alone university, are dubbed "semi-illiterate" by rural people.

"Are you really a university professor?"

Chen Haishao looked at Ye Rongrong in surprise and said. Chen Haishao felt that he could not see through his junior high school classmate more and more, and became more and more mysterious.

Fortunately, he was already married, otherwise Chen Haishao felt that he might have the urge to marry him.

"Visiting professor!" Ye Rongrong corrected.

"That's a professor too! Glory, how did you become a professor?"

Chen Haishao was really curious, why Ye Rongrong, a classmate who did not graduate from junior high school, became a visiting professor at South Zhejiang University.

"Someone introduced me, and I became a visiting professor in a confused way."

Ye Rongrong said with a smile. Ye Rongyao now feels that becoming a visiting professor at the School of Medicine of South Zhejiang University is like a dream. Even Ye Rongrong himself never thought that one day he would become a visiting professor at the university.

If my parents were still there, they would definitely have a great feast, entertaining relatives, friends, and villagers, and advocating that my son had the ability and that he would honor his ancestors.

It's a pity that his parents have passed away, and Ye Rongrong is someone who likes quietness and hates trouble. Naturally, he will not advertise that he is a visiting professor at South Zhejiang University.

"you're lying."

Of course, Chen Haishao didn't believe Ye Rongyao's words, it was not convincing at all.

"I don't believe it. Pull it."

Ye Rongrong said depressedly. Ye Rongrong felt that he could be a visiting professor at the School of Medicine of South Zhejiang University, but it was introduced that if there was no invitation from Ma Xudong, the vice dean of the School of Medicine of South Zhejiang University, he really could not be a visiting professor at South Zhejiang University. .

"Glory, just tell us the truth."

Chen Haishao stared at Ye Rongrong with watery eyes and said.

"Don't look at me like this, there are still people here, pay attention to the impact." Yerong Yao said jokingly.

"Hate."

Chen Haishao cast a gloomy glance at Ye Rongyao, ignored Ye Rongrong, and talked to Wen Haitang and another female classmate who were sitting beside him.

"Tie this to the car."

An old man brought a white towel to Ye Guangyao.

If you are sending a dead person off, the accompanying vehicle must be hung with white, that is, white cloth, white towel, etc., which means wearing hemp and filial piety. People should wear hemp and filial piety. The people who are also wearing hemp and filial piety.

However, the filial piety clothes and hats are made according to their status. Those of the same generation as the deceased have a cloth on their arms, the children and children wear a white linen cloth, the grandchildren wear a white hat, and the great-grandchildren wear a white hat on the white hat. A piece of red cloth, the gray grandchildren have their own red and green.

And other ordinary relatives and friends who come to attend the funeral are not very particular, usually everyone is given a white towel and let people tie it on their right arm.

Why do people like to use white cloth for funerals? It is said that in ancient China's five-party theory, the west is the white tiger, and the west is the god of slaughtering the heavens.

Therefore, white is depleted, bloodless, and lifeless. It symbolizes death and bad omen. For example, since ancient times, family members should wear sackcloth and filial piety (white filial piety) to do "white affairs", set up a white mourning hall, and wear white flags during funerals. In ancient times, the white tiger was also regarded as a fierce god, so now the woman who brings bad luck to a man is called "white tiger star".

With the music of the fourth band, the funeral officially began. The funeral procession has an open road at the front. "Road flags" are placed along the way. It is a small pennant made of five-color paper or white paper to guide the dead. Paper money to buy off ghosts along the way.

Then the eldest grandson walked at the front with the portrait of the deceased, followed by the dutiful son who held the funeral stick, followed by the coffin, followed by the close relatives, followed by the guard of honor, various paper bundles, bands, and finally Followed by walking relatives and friends or driving relatives and friends.

After driving for about half an hour, everyone came to the foot of a big mountain where Mr. Wu's cemetery was built.

Rural people have mountains in their own homes, and generally do not buy cemetery cemeteries. The main reason is that cemetery cemeteries are too expensive. If calculated by square meters, they can catch up with the most expensive housing prices in China.

If you have land on the mountain, you will basically build your own cemetery. Building your own cemetery will not only save you money, but you can also build multiple cemeteries. Many elderly people build cemeteries, and they will find a feng shui master to select the site, and then build it, usually not alone. To build a tomb, there will be at least two tombs.

Many elderly people even build their descendants’ cemeteries. In this way, they can save their descendants and build a cemetery later. Once everyone’s cemetery is built, they will designate which tomb belongs to whom.

Not many people are willing to go up the mountain. After all, going up the mountain is more tiring than walking on the plains. Half of the people who saw them off stayed at the foot of the mountain and couldn't go up.

"Are we going up?"

Wen Haitang asked. Climbing a mountain is a very tiring thing, and Wen Haitang does not want to climb a mountain.

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