The King of Variety Entertainment

Saying that he is a permanent friend of the audience, except for Yang An himself, no one can understand what it means for the time being.

Yang An didn't explain, anyway, time will prove it all, and the show officially started.

The official recording is the first issue. Yang An first explained the rules of the game, introduced the guests and their objects, and by the way tasted the tastes of the guests. This is also a considerable point of view. It is not only the players who dig into the air to think about creativity. Use your brains on clothing, interact with Yang An, and talk about each other. This is the essence of grabbing the mirror. Don't sit there and smirk.

The first group of performers came on the stage, and the guests were all excited. Everyone knows that according to Yang An's usual urine, the first group of players on any show will definitely get a good start.

The curtain opened, a truck-style cardboard was erected in the center, and the driver's head was exposed in the cockpit. A booming voice sounded, an excavator ... but is this an excavator? Slowly come over from the side of the stage and laugh the audience!

This excavator consists of three people, two in the cockpit, two of whom are sitting back to back, their bodies are fixedly tied together, and their legs extend in different directions, so the legs form tracks, and the front of the boom is simulated One person, with his legs held by the middle boy, bends his body like a prawn. The three of them can only say that they look like an excavator, they are not very similar, and they can only rely on imagination.

The idea is to let everyone use their imagination.

Below the cockpit is a foam board painted as a track. Obviously the two are sitting on a board and the bottom is equipped with pulleys, otherwise they cannot move so fast and their bodies cannot sit so straight.

The excavator came to the back of the truck and looked at the posture. Is this ready to get in the compartment yourself? Is the excavator so powerful? How about heaven?

The whole team whispered, why was the excavator towed away by the truck? Few people pay attention to it. In everyone's impression, it should be that the truck's back box puts down two beveled tracks and the excavator walks up.

Unexpectedly, the person in front of the crane grabbed the truck compartment first and continuously pulled back. The truck driver pushed the truck model and gradually approached the excavator. The four people adjusted their posture.

Then the boy at the back of the cockpit exerted a strong back and lifted the middle guy ’s legs together with the boomer. This way the cockpit also tilted, and the three of them slowly moved together until the wooden tools under the middle guy ’s feet hit the carriage The rear edge, the first stage is completed, the front wheels of the excavator track are placed on the edge of the carriage.

Immediately after, the guy with the jib released the carriage and the three turned 180 degrees!

Poppy!

The audience applauded, this is a great move, even if there is a truck driver to help, it will require great strength!

The excavator can rotate 360 ​​degrees. This is common sense that everyone can understand. After the rotation is successful, this time it is the boom man's turn to exert force. He supports the ground with his hands. The boy behind the cockpit pulls the truck compartment. Everyone works hard. Drinking in unison, the body of the excavator turned parallel to the truck!

At this moment, the crane man was the most stressed. He was tired enough, but he persisted until the cockpit and tracks moved to the truck compartment. Finally, the crane man was lifted. The excavator was without the help of outside tools. , Successfully climbed into the compartment yourself!

Boom ...

The throttle rang, and the truck driver held out a hand, gave his thumbs up to the stage guests, and shouted, "Go!"

Whoohoo!

All 20 lights turned on, and the audience burst into warm applause!

Four people heard the sound of lights, then looked at the lamp post on the side of the stage, 20 red lights!

Full marks!

The four jumped out excitedly, the jib boy and the truck driver jumped up excitedly, waving their fists vigorously in the air, and an excited roar broke out, but they seem to have forgotten the cockpit brothers bound together, and the two of them Struggling, without the help of the staff, they are back to back, it is really difficult to get down!

The audience laughed, Yang An came out, full of surprises and praises: "It's incredible, it's incredible! I saw the excavator work like this for the first time! Teacher Cao, have you ever seen this approach? ? "

Cao Shulin touched his beard: "The Dragon King has lived for thousands of years and has never seen such a magical human technology."

Shabe laughed aside, "Isn't your Tengyun driving the fog changed by human technology?"

Cao Shulin smiled: "I just occasionally stumble."

The audience laughed, this Cao Shulin, a lot of years old, still so old and unruly!

Yang An continued to name: "What do you think of the maids? Is there a need for relocation in the palace? You can ask them!"

Sun Li giggled: "They are so funny and creative! I am so distressed that the guy who played the jib, he has to support the other two by himself. Is your performance very hard?

The jib man smiled and said, "Yes, I'm tired."

Sun Li asked, "Are you engaged in construction and construction work?"

The jib man replied proudly: "We are students of Lanxiang Technical School! The three of them are excavator majors, and I am a CNC learner!"

Wow!

The audience was boiling, and Yang An was applauding: "The numerical control excavator technology is really magical! So the question is coming, which excavator technology is strong?"

The audience laughed and shouted in unison: "China's Dongshan looks for Lanxiang!"

After the stage and the stage laughed, Yang An said, "Congratulations, you passed the mark, please go down and rest!"

The second round was a team from Lao Cheng from the Blue Ocean. The performance was called Kaleidoscope. The kaleidoscope is a toy made using optical principles. In the eyes of physics teacher Lao Cheng, there is no difficulty in understanding.

However, in the performance, Lao Cheng deliberately chose an odd-numbered pentaprism to deliberately create a singular beauty.

For the sake of safety and security, Cheng Kexin performed with her dance classmates. The choreographer was arranged by the daughter-in-law and the song "you-never-can-tell" selected by son Xiaocheng.

Because it must be a ceiling perspective, all viewers see a large screen.

Everyone swayed with this familiar music, especially the French language c \\\ 'est-la-vie, and many audiences almost read it out in unison, this is life!

The intention of this show is to let everyone find beauty in life.

The girls tore their clothes of various colors, different colors appeared on the kaleidoscope, the girls threw a handful of colored confetti, and the audience seemed to see the colorful flower world blooming in the kaleidoscope. In the super cute In the singing, Cheng Kexin and his classmates used the same body movements to raise their arms and bend their legs, showing the amazing beauty of the kaleidoscope.

Pretty!

wonderful!

Be creative!

The music is not over yet, and the lights of the guest judges are on!

Li Qi suddenly gathered courage, put his hand into his mouth, and whistled a sharp whistle. He thought he was too much. He looked around to see if he noticed himself, and found that both Shabei and Guo Tao stood up. , Standing on the chair and yelling, his performance is even more exaggerated!

"This is a variety show, the trick of mixing entertainment circles is shameless!" Li Qi thought of this sentence and smiled again!

Continue to score!

Cheng Kexin, the five little girls were overwhelmed, Yang An came to them and stretched out their hands, pulling them all up: "Get up, little sisters, you pass!"

The guests from the audience could not help but praise, Liu Yuxi, dressed in bun head Chunli, applauded, "Wow ~ It is really a very, very creative performance! I have never seen such a beautiful kaleidoscope! How did you think of performing it? of?"

Eight-year-old Cheng Kexin was a bit tired, she bent down and rubbed her knees: "This is what my grandpa thought."

Liu Yuxi asked curiously, "Does your leg hurt?"

Cheng Kexin murmured, and another little girl beside her laughed.

Everyone sighed again. All the performances just now were all body language. Five children were lying on a round white cloth and doing movements. Body collision was inevitable. From the rehearsal of the show to the official competition, they didn't know they were injured How many times have you been young?

Guan Xiaotong sat on the side, and she raised her hand and asked, "Brother Yang, can I hug this cute little sister?"

Yang An beckoned with a smile: "Come and come, you are also a cute little sister!"

King size Aralei took to the stage. Guan Xiaotong was also a master of dance. Of course, she knew how hard it was to dance. Each of her girls hugged and kissed them. After encouraging, she returned to her position ~ www.wuxiaspot. The com ~ program is still going on. After three more groups, Yang Annian said, "Next, Turtle Rabbit Race!"

The curtain opened, and several sets of foam boards were erected in the middle of the stage, which were cut into hills, woods, streams, etc. It was very cartoon and cute.

bgm turned out to be "Happy and Happy" AA "Morning Light", very happy, I saw a bunny jumping from the hill on the right, fake rabbit, supported by a long thin rod, bouncing, has come to the center of the stage Already.

Where's the turtle?

The guest judges all raised their necks and looked for turtles everywhere.

No turtles!

Rabbits don't jump anymore, how can they race without turtles?

At this time, the camera stepped onto the stage and shot obliquely towards the back of the rockery foam board, and saw a little boy in a brown turtle suit lying down, just refused to climb forward ...

He Fei originally controlled the rabbit. Now her daughter refuses to climb forward, she can only lower the telescopic rod and persuade behind her daughter. △ ≧ miào. * Bi (. *) Gé △ ≧ ，

But no matter how persuaded, the little turtle just refused to climb, she even sat up and looked at the camera with curiosity.

The audience laughed!

This child is so cute!

Moe dress up, moe expression, moe action, and compare with the helpless mother who is constantly persuading, there is another girl who may be aunt teasing in front of her, no matter how hard everyone tries, she just doesn't go forward!

Suddenly, the laughter doubled, and Yang An stepped onto the stage and stood at the end of the turtle-rabbit race, where he made a noise.

He did broadcast gymnastics, played a gorilla walking on his chest, and lay on the ground with his four feet to pedal to the sky, but unfortunately the cute turtle sat up and applauded and laughed, just not crawling forward.

Yang An was tired: "My God, when will this show be finished today?"