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The guests prepared in the dressing room. Li Qi, carrying Sailor Moon's clothes in his hand, went into the men's club and greeted the seniors. This article is written by. . Starter

Oh, who is that Scottish soldier who is playing the bagpipes? It turned out to be Little Northeast! Is he also a guest?

This ... Isn't Guo Tao doing the haircut carefully? Look at his blue suit, red cape, curly hair on his forehead, this is Superman!

puff! Is this all wearing a robe? Isn't this Cao Shulin talking about comic dialogue? Who is he acting as ...

"Ms. Cao is playing Dragon King!"

The assistant explained that Cao Shulin was receiving powder from the makeup artist. He picked up the two dragon horns in front of him and said to Li Qi, "Children, if you want to ask for rain, remember to burn the three-pillar incense and keep my name in mind Enough!"

Xiaodongbei spoke up: "Old Dragon King, you are a god, you control it when it rains, you don't care if you have children?"

Cao Shulin said: "It's OK to have a child ... but wait until the next time I make a guest appearance on Guanyin."

There was still a joke here, another one appeared in the fitting room, a full set of purple gowns and blue clothes, large black cropped pants, a beard full of faces, a big bald head, a V-shaped headband on the forehead, and a chest hanging A large string of beads necklace, holding a scepter of falling monsters: "Look at me, how about it? Handsome! No! Handsome!"

puff!

Everyone looked at it and laughed!

This guy, Shabe, plays the sand monk. It really has his name. Brother Sha, Brother Sha!

"The thinnest sand monk in history!"

"The quality of the cottage is too bad! There is no professional ethics at all, go back and redo!"

"Brother Sha, are you funny?"

"Crap! Do n’t you all come here for fun? One by one is not better than me! Look, Teacher Cao and the Old Dragon King are all out! Guo Tao, are you superman? I think you are more handsome as Hancock Xiaodongbei, how is your simmered noodle business in Scotland? Yo, Li Qi, what do you get here? "

Shabe walked wildly and rushed fast, Li Qi's prop suit was taken away before he could hide it.

"Wow ha ha ha ha!"

Sabe lifted Shui Bingyue's hood and almost turned over with a smile: "Sailor Moon!"

"Hahahaha!"

A room full of strange flowers turned over smiling, a bunch of strange flowers saw strange flowers, you said that my clothes were ugly, I said that he was silly in appearance, all giggling.

Li Qi broke out today, so all the ugly sand monks came out. He was afraid of a hammer, and Shui Bingyue would be Shui Bingyue!

After half an hour, the director team signaled everyone to go out to take their seats, and the show was about to start recording.

These five were having fun in the dressing room, but really wanted to go out and meet the majority of TV audiences. Suddenly remorse occurred.

Cao Shulin just glued a pair of dragon horns to his forehead. Then he looked into the dressing mirror and asked, "Why did I suddenly feel regret? You said, I don't look like a sika deer?"

Sika deer ... Obviously it is a pair of dragon horns of the Dragon King. You say that it is like a sika deer, uh, it really looks like it!

Everyone laughed, and Shabei said, "Cao Longwang, let's take the lead! With your heavyweight guest taking the lead, no matter who is behind us, no one will make a joke."

Cao Shulin really broke out. He raised his hand and waved his sleeve robe: "Come here, bring the Dragon King's balance bike. Today I will show everyone how the Dragon King manifested himself!"

Cao Shulin was really prepared. He came over with a balance bike and stepped on it. The big robe just covered his feet. He tried to walk a few times in the dressing room, just to mention the front hem of the costume. There were no other problems. .

The prop master said, "Wait a minute!"

Then he found a shelf and put a brace on the bottom of the costume so that the front would not mop the floor, so that the balance car would not twist the clothes and get stuck.

Everything is complete, Cao Shulin is very proud, haha ​​laughed, the first to drift out of the background.

The others looked at each other, Xiaodongbei was a normal person, playing a Scottish bagpiper, holding a musical instrument, and the second one went out.

The third one is Guo Tao and Guo Chaoren, who looked back and smiled before leaving: "If this two episodes don't make headlines, I invite you to dinner!"

Shabei Lehe: "If I make the headlines, I will invite you to dinner! Li Qi, come on, what do you think of the opening of the" Sand Monk Fighting Water Ice Moon "? Yang An has said countless times and mixed the experience of the entertainment industry Just shameless, what are you hesitating about? "

Li Qi broke out: "Mr. Sha, do whatever you say!"

Water ice moon battle sand monk, but Li Qi holding the Xingyue stick, look nothing like sand monk's opponent!

Li Qi is also in good shape. She wears a blue-collar white sleeveless shirt and a red bow on her chest. In order to wear a blue stripe, she has to put on pure white stockings. Want to laugh: "Li Qi, you ruined my childhood!"

The two came out, and the deputy director smiled and sprayed at the edge of the stage curtain: "You two are coming up! Dragon King has drifted past!"

The audience did laugh and laugh. The first Cao Longwang who came out stepped on the balance car and drifted out from behind the stage.

Cao Shulin was so funny. He walked on the balance car on the stage in a figure-eight, played fancy circles, earned eyeballs and applause, and shouted, "What about props, dry ice? Fog? Yang An, don't be stingy. Let your people give me some smoke ... "

Yang An was already standing by the stage at this time, crying and laughing could not say: "Master, master, be careful the hem is twisted in the wheel ..."

Before he could finish speaking, Cao Shulin jumped out of the balance bike, pulled his costume hem, and complained, "Look at you crow's mouth ..."

The audience were all stunned, watching Yang An and the staff support Cao Shulin, and untied the twisted hem on the stage. Cao Shulin lowered his head and hit Yang An, accidentally putting a corner on his forehead Knocked off: "My horn ... Stop stepping on my horn ..."

The super cheerful opening made the next Scots and Superman inferior.

However, the sand monks battled the ice and water, and once again set off a wave of laughter at the scene.

Shabei wielded the magic wand of surrendering evil spirits, and had a certain skill in the art. He pointed at Li Qi and shouted at Yang An: "Master! The master has been captured by that monster!"

Li Qi braved his head and waved the Xingyue stick, put a cute poss, pointed at Shabe, and shouted, "I am love and justice ... 噗嗤 ......"

He couldn't say anything anymore. He laughed at the audience and laughed at the audience, but Li Qi insisted on saying, "Beautiful girl in a military uniform ... Shui Bingyue! I want to destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

The audience applauded!

The entertainers are so funny, the audience just loves to watch!

Li Qi, dressed in pink, was frightened by Yang An. He asked, "Li Qi, do you know what you are doing?"

Li Qi smiled: "I salute the Olympic champion Liu Xiang!"

Hahahaha!

The audience laughed. Everyone knows that the Internet is often used. Liu Xiang went to Japan some time ago and was asked to play.

Yang An had no choice but to applaud and directed everyone to sit by the famous brand.

Next came the female judges, and the first one to come out was Ala Lei!

puff!

The audience laughed!

Arale? Is this really Arale?

That's right, it's Ala Lei, shawl with long hair, round black frame glasses, angel wings baseball cap printed with "arale", bib shorts, canvas shoes, but why is she at least 1.7 meters tall?

Guan Xiaotong jumped out and said hello to the audience. The warmest applause and cheers broke out in the audience. Many male audiences were whistling. It is enough to see the role of Ala Lei, or Guan Xiaotong himself, how popular it is. !!

Yang An beckoned, Ala Lei came over obediently, he looked up and down and asked, "Who helped you choose this suit? Do you know what A La Lei's job is? Machine maid! Why don't you wear a real suit Maid costume? "

Guan Xiaotong aggrieved, "Oh yo ..."

The audience who watched Ala Lei laughed and laughed. This phrase is really her mantra. This Guan Xiaotong is so cute!

Sending off Guan Xiaotong, the next aura was incredible, and the audience took a breath. I didn't know which bgm was assigned by the sound engineer. A duck male pointed his throat and shouted, "My mother is here!"

Sun Li came out wearing a palace costume and applauded the audience. This is in her own TV drama role, and she really starred in it.

The third female guest was Yao Beina, the tennis goddess Rongqi Yingao, and the fourth Liu Yuxi. She wore a blue cheongsam, two white bun hairstyles on her head, and tassel fell on her chest. It was the beautiful and lovely Miss Chunli !!

The two also caused a sensation. Role-playing is like this. It doesn't have to look like it, but it is enough to let people recognize who it is.

The last female guest appeared, and Yang An had long known that his wife had reached the quota, but he did not know who Rong Feifei would play.

When Rong Feifei came out, Yang An was foolish.

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Yang An was pretty sure that he had never revealed anything about Zhao Linger, but the "Butterfly Love" selected by Rong Feifei during the performance of Snow Child is now dressed up to perfectly fit the image of Zhao Linger in his mind. He can only say that he And Rong Feifei is almost to the point where he has a sense of conscience.

"Thank you!"

Yang An thanked her in her heart, took her hand in person, sent her to the guest seat, and then went to the stage: "The guest judges are seated, the show will start immediately, Mr. Dragon King, please stop playing the corner for the time being Okay? "

Cao Shulin had no choice but to hold a horn in his hand. This horn was not sticky at all. It was taken off and turned into a one-horned dragon king. It was a bit ugly, and he wasn't photogenic at all.

When the guests dealt with it, the director also notified Yang An on the monitoring channel that all departments were in place.

In the attention of the audience, Yang An smiled at the main camera and said, "Dear viewers, the first" Super Change "is about to start. I am your forever friend, Yang An! (To be continued) .)