best son in law

Everyone in the world knows that I am a door-to-door son-in-law, but they don't know that I am... ten thousand years old this year!My mother-in-law said I was useless, my wife hated iron, my sister-in-law looked down on me, uncles and uncles joined forces to bully me, and my rivals came to humiliate me!However, when my father-in-law took my 300-year-old urinal to show off the antiques... I couldn't help it, I can't, I'm going out of the mountain.