The Jade Emperor called me to grab the red envelope

Hearing the thunderous snoring of the other three people in the dormitory, Zhang Yi felt a little envious of them.Why would I be so cheap, lying on the bed early and not wanting to sleep, but I was so attracted by the vibrating damn cell phone that I couldn't extricate myself.

God!just kill me!

Zhang Yi finally understands what is meant by "one misstep will cause eternal hatred"!

Now, what should I give to this group of gods who have everything?Send a wad of renminbi pressed in the compartment of the suitcase?Or send stinky, whitewashed old clothes?

Depend on!This question really stumped him.

Soon, with an unusually sensitive nose, he smelled a familiar smell, which belonged to the aroma of Latiao!Needless to say, this taste must be "Weilong Big Gluten".

When Zhang Yi thought of Latiao, his thoughts seemed to return to those childhood years.When he was in elementary school in the village, he often used the one or two cents he earned from picking up scraps to buy spicy sticks at the only small shop in the east of the village.At that time, I couldn't afford too expensive ones, so I could only buy a spicy stick that was torn into strips for a dime to satisfy my cravings.

Later, when I grew up, the pocket money given by my family gradually increased.At this time, he can use the few dollars he has saved to buy some big bags of "Weilong Big Gluten" from the canteen in the town.I remember that it was the first time I was rich enough to buy spicy noodles, and the children in the whole village were shocked.

Can you think of forty or fifty children in crotch pants yelling "boss" and "boss" in front of Zhang Yi, just to eat a fragrant spicy strip?

Zhang Yi was able to become the king of the kids, and Latiao really deserved his credit!

Perhaps, spicy sticks can be used as red envelopes to send out to the gods. In that case, it is also a good decision!

As soon as he said it, Zhang Yi quietly climbed to the lower berth and walked slowly towards the place that exudes the unique fragrance of spicy noodles.That's where Zhao Long's drawer is located. If Zhang Yi is not mistaken, there must be some spicy sticks hidden in the drawer.But as for how many there are, he doesn't know.

As the saying goes, "Sending goose feathers from thousands of miles away is less important to people".On this big night, all the lights in the dormitories were turned off, and even the doors of the dormitories were locked, so there was no possibility that I could go to the small shop to buy spicy sticks.Even if there are few spicy strips, it can be regarded as my own heart.There's no other way, it's an emergency, that's the only way to do it.

But the moment he pulled out the drawer, Zhang Yi was stunned by the scene illuminated by the mobile phone in front of him!This is simply the path of infinity!

The drawer was full of spicy strips, some of them were "Matador" and "Tang Monk Meat", which made Zhang Yi's eyes straight.

Everyone's taste is different, let's take Zhang Yi as an example, his favorite food is "Matador" spicy tiao pimples.After taking a bite, the mouth is full of oil, full of chewiness, exuding incomparable deliciousness between the mouth and teeth, and the nerves can tremble for a long time.

"That's it!" After making up his mind, Zhang Yi swiped the storage button on the phone, and then aimed at the "Matador" hot stick in the drawer with a black hole that suddenly appeared on the phone screen.

With just two swishes, the three big bags of matadors in the drawer were sucked into the phone and turned into a big golden red envelope.According to the fact that there are forty pimples in a pack, there are 120 of them.Now, you gods can't say that Zhang Yi is stingy, can you?

Zhang Yi perfectly solved the predicament in front of him, and his mood became extremely happy.

The phone vibrated twice, and Zhang Yi's red envelope was sent by him at this moment.

When the immortals saw that the supervisor Dao Zun hadn't distributed red envelopes for a long time, they were annoyed, but they were too embarrassed to explode, so they could only stare at the screen with wide eyes.After all, he is a high-ranking official who has the power to kick people out of the group. Since he can be appointed by the Jade Emperor, he must be a big celebrity in front of the Jade Emperor.For such a small red envelope, there's no point in provoking someone with real power, making yourself unhappy, right?

It's a pity that Zhang Yi still doesn't know what the god thinks in his heart at this time. If he knew, he might really renege on his debt.

After the "Supervisor Envoy Dao Zun" sent a big red envelope to the silent Ganlin Terrace, the joyous atmosphere of the past was restored.

There were more and more people's names scrolling on the screen. In the end, Zhang Yi's eyes couldn't even see them.

Congratulations to Fairy Chang'e for grabbing three "Matadors"!

Congratulations to Taishang Laojun for grabbing eighteen "Matadors"!

Congratulations to Nezha for grabbing nine "Matadors"!

Congratulations to Erlang God Yang Jian for grabbing a "Matador"!

Zhang Yi was so amused by Erlang Shen Yang Jian's bad luck that he was about to die of laughter, but in order not to attract the attention of the other three people in the dormitory, he had no choice but to not release it in his mouth.

Congratulations to Dianmu for grabbing eight "Matadors"!

Congratulations to Yan Luo Wang for grabbing 32 "Matadors"!

Congratulations to Marshal Canopy for grabbing fourteen "Matadors"!

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Zhang Yi couldn't help the gods from doubting his identity, so he had to make up another lie, swipe his finger across the screen, and a deceitful message was sent out.

Supervisor Dao Zun: My fellow immortals, this item is a special product from the mortal world brought back from the lower realms of this immortal.It is said that it is extremely delicious.You see, the outer packaging bag is made of a material called "plastic", which can keep its original flavor for a long time. The bullish calf drawn on the "plastic bag" is so cute.Believe me, if you eat the dark stuff inside, you will all be crazy about it!

Taishang Laojun and Taibai Jinxing, who were sitting in Tushita Palace playing chess, looked at the pile of inexplicable small bag-shaped things on the chessboard, frowning into a ball.He even forgot which color chess piece he and the opponent were holding.

Taishang Laojun is actually a foodie, otherwise what is the use of refining so many pills all day long?At this moment, he was already salivating, eager to know what this dark thing is that makes people feel fascinated.

"Brother, do you think this thing is as delicious as that guy Zhang Yi said? Why do I look like a moldy rice cake?"

Taibai Jinxing pretended to be well-informed, stroked his snow-white beard, adjusted the position of the white jade crown on his head, and then said slowly: "Brother, you don't know, this thing The scientific name is 'Matador', and it is a delicious and popular food in the world. It must be a brand new experience to eat it."

Taishang Laojun didn't continue to speak, but secretly cursed "nonsense" in his heart.These words are almost exactly the same as what Zhang Yi said, do you need to repeat them?

Taibai Jinxing tore open the packaging bag, and smelled a scent that he had never smelled before, and he almost shed tears.Opening his wrinkled mouth, he filled in the dark spicy lump.

"Brother, eat quickly, this food is delicious! I have been in the sky for so many years, eating cloud banquets made by God of Cooking all day long, when have I ever eaten such delicious food? If you don't like it, I can bring it all Let's go!" As he said, Taibai Jinxing took all the "Matadors" on the chessboard into his arms, regardless of whether Taishang Laojun agreed or not.

"Brother, you can't do this, and I didn't say not to eat it!" Laojun stretched out his hand to stop Taibai Jinxing's selfish behavior, and grabbed the boss and put it on his waist.

Zhang Yi watched the gods on the screen utter praises, his heart was about to float into the sky, sweeter than eating a jar of honey, but he didn't notice a black shadow slowly walking behind him... …