The Jade Emperor called me to grab the red envelope

Yes, that's it!

Zhang Yi stared carefully at the interface that was swiped by complaints, and finally thought of a way to make the iron cock obediently submit without using threats.In this way, he can fully demonstrate the fairness and strictness of his so-called "Shangxian", without appearing petty.

Flicking his two fingers across the floating buttons on the keyboard, he finally aroused the enthusiasm of all the gods on the screen.

Supervising Envoy Dao Zun: Dear friends, the Tianting Ganlin Group was created to create a warm and joyful atmosphere. You don't have to worry about being reluctant to give out red envelopes just because the king of luck is reluctant to give out red envelopes.

Lei Gong: But Yuelao is a bit too stingy. Taishang Laojun distributed no less than three or four hundred panaceas, and he didn't even bat an eyelid.

As the saying goes, "the husband sings and the wife follows".As soon as Lei Gong expressed his inner thoughts, Dian Mu followed closely, and also condemned Yue Lao.

Dianmu: That's right, Laojun Shangxian gave out red envelopes, so you have to follow other people's rules to continue playing.How can there be such a good thing to use the tortoise's breath gun when you grab something by yourself?

Nezha, this guy always likes to join in the fun, and when he saw that the chat group was alive again, he immediately scanned it on the Tianting conveyance machine with his spiritual sense.

Nezha: Uncle Yue, you are also a highly respected fairy, how can you break the rules of giving out red envelopes?If it were me, Nezha, even if I took off my clothes, I wouldn't lose face.Shame!Make a look of contempt.

Erlang God Yang Jian: Although Yuelao is very busy all day long, it doesn't mean he can't even spare time to give out red envelopes, right?The god's three eyes expressed that he could not understand this kind of behavior!

Huode Xingjun with the most fiery temper hasn't seen Yuelao appear for a long time, and the Samadhi real fire on his head has increased a lot, his face has changed from fiery red to vermilion.

Huode Xingjun: Yuelao, don't be a coward if you have the ability, stand upright, don't lose the face of the gods.

Shui De Xingjun: I agree with my big brother Huo's point of view with both hands, oh, no, there are two feet...

Yuelao is actually really busy. The weather is hot recently, and many mortal boys and girls are eager to move their hearts. The tasks assigned by the heavens to lead the red line have naturally multiplied.

If I remember correctly, today he still has to pull 980 red ropes, and there must be no mistakes.Once the marriage relationship does not match the actual situation, Yuelao will be punished to replace Wu Gang in front of the Guanghan Palace to cut down the osmanthus tree that cannot be felled.

An old immortal, after doing that kind of hard work, the immortal energy is almost wasted.Although he is a god, he is old after all.

Sitting in front of Qiongyu's table, he was concentrating on linking the man and woman one by one according to the name information on the marriage book.But at this moment, he sneezed violently. "Ah Choo... Ah... Ah Choo!"

After rubbing his nose, he slowly calmed down the frightening feeling.Just when he leaned down, his eyes caught sight of the transmitter beside him.

Dense chat messages scrolled on the light curtain, without exception, they were all strongly condemning and seriously dissatisfied with Yue Lao's behavior of iron rooster.

"Never mind him, anyway, I have tasks to do, so let them scold for a while. If you are tired of scolding, you will naturally stop. Hehe, first eat a nourishing pill to nourish your mind and mind."

Yuelao's face twitched for a while, but he finally returned to his usual state.After finishing speaking, he took out a green halo elixir from his cuff, threw it in his mouth and made a rattling sound.

But he never expected that once he aroused public anger, it would no longer end well.He saw another piece of news that frightened him appeared on the huge silver rippled light curtain.It's from that damned three-eyed Erlang God!

Erlang God Yang Jian: As the person in charge of Tianting's appearance and combat effectiveness, I, Yang Jian, am very shameless towards Yuelao's behavior of shrinking his head like a turtle.The god announced that if Yuelao didn't show up again, the god would come to him.Until then, let's see what he has to say!

Yuelao secretly cursed the three-eyed plague god countless times in his heart, and he almost tied a paper man to curse him.It turned out that the rosy face was covered with black lines, and it seemed that he was about to cry.

"You have three eyes, so what if you can beat me? I can't beat you, why can't I run away? You deserve to be a watchdog... Huh." Yue Lao's eyes turned red, and his voice began to choke.

Before the words were finished, a silver light flashed outside the door, and a majestic armored man holding a three-pointed double-edged knife came to Yuelao in an instant.

"Oh, it turns out that Yue Lao is really busy. It seems that he didn't see the message on the plane, right? All the immortals are calling for you to give out red envelopes! This immortal is just here to inform you, stop diving, and wait for your red envelopes Yo!" As he said, Erlang blinked three eyes and made a cute pout.

If I could pretend that I didn't have time to watch the teleporter before, what about now?God Erlang has come to look for him, if he keeps hiding, there is no need for him to mess around in the Heavenly Court anymore.It took a lot of effort to leave a good impression on Granny Feng's heart, but she must not ruin a good marriage for such a trivial matter.

With a stomp of his foot and a bite of his teeth, Yuelao is ready to fight!

Yuelao: I'm sorry, fellow immortals, just now Xiaoxian was busy trying to figure out a marriage in the mortal world, and didn't pay attention to the news on the plane.If Erlang God hadn't come to inform Xiaoxian, I'm afraid I wouldn't have heard from you today.

Nezha: Well, well, Uncle Yue is finally here, hurry up and send a red envelope to make up for it!

Dianmu: Yes, quickly make up for it!

Lei Gong: Quickly make up for it!

Tota Li Tianwang: Quickly make up for it!

……

Suddenly, Zhang Yi's hands were cheap, and he pressed a message out of nowhere.

Supervisor Dao Zun: I am the incarnation of upholding justice within the group, so I will naturally treat all gods equally.Not to mention that Yue Lao has to abide by the rules if he becomes the king of luck, even if the immortal who is in charge of kicking people out of the group becomes the king of luck, he will certainly not dampen your interest!

What he said was impassioned and righteous, just like the ancient Bao Zheng and Bao Qingtian!

Yuelao: Since you all said that, Xiaoxian will stop talking nonsense and just send out some red envelopes to make all the gods happy.

When Yuelao sent this news, his heart was dripping with blood.You know, he doesn't have many marriage talismans in his hand, only 34 pieces, which were originally used to enhance his relationship with Granny Feng, but he never expected to catch up with this unlucky time.Forget it, don't say anything, it's full of blood and tears.

Yuelao threw strips of golden talisman papers in the kit to the transmitter, then bit his lip hard and clicked on the "send group red envelope" button on it.

At this moment, every fairy stared wide-eyed, Yuelao's things must be to help people match marriages.Who said that the gods in heaven have no spring hearts?Come on, they also have emotions, okay?

Zhang Yi brought his hand speed to the limit after being single for 16 years. With a sound of "ding", the phone vibrated slightly twice, and his heart jumped like chicken blood in an instant!

Congratulations to the Supervising Envoy Dao Zun for grabbing the five marriage talismans!

Depend on!Five ways!What a burst of luck!However, just when he was complacent, other gods grabbed the red envelopes one after another appeared on the screen.

Congratulations to Nezha for grabbing three marriage charms!

Congratulations to Erlang God Yang Jian for grabbing four marriage talismans!

Congratulations to Barefoot Immortal for grabbing four marriage charms!

……

Four ways, why four ways.After another fairy's name flashed out, Zhang Yi's heart hung up.

"Six paths! Six paths..."

I recited it silently a dozen times in my heart, hoping that the person could snatch the Six Paths of Marriage Talisman, but the words I least wanted to see finally appeared on the top of the screen.

Congratulations to the supervisor for making Dao Zun the king of luck!

Your uncle! ! !

Zhang Yi's heart suddenly had a million mud horses galloping past! ! !