The Jade Emperor called me to grab the red envelope

not good!going to be late!

NN, the phone shows that the time is 28:[-]!

Before he had time to think about it, Zhang Yi immediately locked the door of the dormitory as fast as he could, and rushed down the stairs.When he started running desperately to the teaching building, there was no one in the campus, only a few mangy dogs that looked dying were sticking their tongues out in the grass.

wipe!Something is going to happen!

There was wind under Zhang Yi's feet, and he accelerated a lot, until he felt a scorching heat from the soles of his feet, and stopped speeding up.

He didn't know how fast he could run, but he vaguely remembered seeing a few blurred green shadows on the road, as if he had brought a few pieces of waste paper flying on the ground, that's all.

Just when he was lucky enough to run into the door of the teaching building, the class bell rang mercilessly.

"Ding... Ling..."

In the Chinese teaching and research group on the first floor.

"Hey, Teacher Zhao, did you notice a phantom passing by outside the window just now?" The young female teacher with a black frame in a red T-shirt pushed Zhao Lihong, who was drinking herbal tea, with a surprised expression on her face.

"Ahem..." Zhao Lihong swallowed the tea, almost choked to death by this sudden action.After spitting on the trash can for a long time, my nose and mouth were still full of the smell of tea.

After finally patting his chest, he calmed down slowly, and then met "the culprit" with a complaining expression.

"Qianqin, can't you slow down? There is nothing to make a fuss about. Tell me about you. You are almost 30 years old, and you are not stable at all. This is because the tea is not very hot. If it is hot, you Didn't you plan to send me to the hospital for an operation? Just now, I almost choked to death."

The female teacher known as Qianqin had a sorry expression on her face and looked embarrassed. She couldn't help scratching her hair and buried her head deeply on her chest.

"Qianqin, it's not that I want to talk about you, it's just that you are so reckless, what should you do if you are going to have a child in the future? Okay, okay, don't be sad. What I said just now is a bit serious, I hope you Don't take it to heart." Zhao Lihong realized that she was a little too impatient, and Ma Qianqin felt sorry, so she quickly explained in a gentle tone.

But Ma Qianqin was still the same, standing there blankly, not even moving a step.His eyes were ethereal, and he was still immersed in the guilt of his mistake just now.

"By the way, didn't you say that some phantom appeared? Where is it?" Zhao Lihong pretended to lean out of the window and looked around in order to divert the topic and create a relaxed atmosphere.

"Don't look, Mr. Zhao, that person has already run away. Originally, I said that I met this kind of genius, and I just introduced it to your lover, Mr. Wang from the sports team. I didn't expect that the careless hands and feet would cause you so much embarrassment." Panic." Having said that, Ma Qianqin raised her face slightly, and looked at Zhao Lihong with red eyes.

"So, the phantom you saw was caused by one of our school's students running too fast?" Zhao Lihong saw that Ma Qianqin was still unhappy, stepped forward and hugged her shoulder, and asked seriously.

"Really, I just recorded a video just now. If you don't believe me, look at the video recorded on my mobile phone." Ma Qianqin seemed to have really been attracted to the "Phantom Incident". Looking for the video I just recorded, my mood has improved a lot.

"Isn't this him? How is it possible? This is too perverted!" Now, it was Zhao Lihong's turn to be so shocked that she couldn't even close her mouth.

……

Besides, Zhang Yi, when he returned to the classroom, he was already 1 minute late.However, it is not too late.At least, the new math teacher has not talked about the key knowledge, but is just introducing his name to everyone.

"Hi everyone, my name is Zhao Bin, and I have the same surname as your new homeroom teacher, Teacher Zhao Lirong..."

When the thirty or forty students sitting in the audience heard this, they couldn't help but burst out laughing.

For a while, the collective laughter of class 36 echoed everywhere in the corridor, causing many teachers to poke their heads out and look at the sudden situation with dissatisfaction.

"Oh, no, it's Teacher Zhao Lihong. I made a slip of the tongue just now. You kids are really bad. When you heard my mistake, you didn't know to remind me. Instead, you couldn't stop laughing..."

Dare to love you old man, but also think our new homeroom teacher is like a sketch actor Zhao Lirong?

Your grandpa's teacher left a savage teacher in clothes and clothes, and why did he get a feminine male teacher full of sissies?

Listening to the endless chatter, Zhang Yi instantly felt a flood of intense sleepiness.Ever since, he hastily slipped back to his seat through the back door.Regardless of the ridicule in Su Qianwei's eyes at the same table, she fell down on the table and fell asleep.

"Hey, dead pig, don't sleep. Look at how interesting this teacher is, he is simply the best. How can you still sleep? If you continue to sleep, Miss Ben will pinch you with her nails!"

Seeing that the provocative eye tactics failed, Su Qianwei switched to another intimidation tactic.But she didn't expect that Zhang Yi was really sleepy, so sleepy that he didn't even bother to talk to her.

Everyone is asleep, what can I do?Did you really pick him up with your nails?That would be too inhumane!

Thinking of this, Su Qianwei slowly extinguished her ghostly thoughts of preparing to harm Zhang Yi, and began to pay attention to the eloquent speech of the sissy teacher on the podium.

"Students, learning mathematics is a test of perseverance, so you must be prepared for a long and hard struggle. In the next study, you should help each other..."

You look fair and clean, and your clothes are quite masculine. How can you say such feminine words?From time to time, it is accompanied by an orchid finger, brother, did your ancestors sing opera?

The more Su Qianwei listened, the more boring she became, so she simply gave up on listening to the class and joined Zhang Yi's sleeping army.

A group of students fell asleep more and more, and when it was halfway through the class, there were almost only a handful of people listening to the class.It's not that these people don't want to sleep, it's just that the seats are too far forward and they dare not sleep.Everyone is fighting desperately against the drooping eyelids, and slowly they are also at a disadvantage.It seemed that within 5 minutes, they all had to fall on the table.

With a bang, the classroom door was kicked hard.Immediately afterwards, the sound of close footsteps came in.

Zhao Lihong smiled and nodded at the math teacher, and after a while of pleasantries, she went straight to Zhang Yi's seat.

"Zhang Yi, are you still sleeping in TNN? The teachers are here. Don't sleep!" Zhao Long was still four rows away from Zhang Yi's seat, and he couldn't give him a password if he wanted to, so he could only keep it in his heart Do it in a hurry.He was afraid that Zhang Yi would be caught by the teacher to sleep in class, and then called to the office.

What worried him finally happened.

Zhao Lihong saw Zhang Yi lying on the table in a deep sleep, and couldn't help but grab his ears and lift him up.

Zhang Yi dreamed of a very fragrant scene.

He and Su Qianwei were walking on an uninhabited island in bikinis. The distance between their faces was getting closer and closer. Gradually, they could see the hairs on each other's faces clearly. But at this moment, he was suddenly An old hag came and grabbed the ear and pulled it away...

"Old witch, let me go, don't delay..." Zhang Yi opened his eyes and yelled, and the next second he noticed that the person standing in front of him and grabbing his ears was the head teacher, but he couldn't tell the truth anyway. It's half a sentence.

There was another burst of laughter in the class, and the momentum faintly overwhelmed the math teacher's lecture just now.

Su Qianwei opened her eyes the moment the homeroom teacher walked to Zhang Yi's side, so she naturally witnessed the whole process of Zhang Yi making a fool of herself.If it wasn't for the fact that the teacher was here, she would have hugged her stomach and laughed out loud.

"Mr. Zhao, you... listen to me. Things... things are not what you imagined..." Zhang Yi is really dumb now, he can't tell what he is suffering.Said to make oneself the cheapest, to speak out the dream!

It deserves it!He really wanted to slap his two big mouths hard!

The only thing he expects is that the teacher can save him some face. If there is anything to do, he can call it in the office.

However, when the teacher put his palm on his neck, he completely understood a truth.

In this world, only women and villains are difficult to raise!