The Jade Emperor called me to grab the red envelope

Zhang Yi looked at the time on his phone, and the numbers showed that it was 6:[-], which meant that he had to get up and go to class in [-] minutes.Therefore, he was not going to go to bed again.

When his eyes moved to the screen again, he almost died laughing.Because, there really was a god who swallowed the chicken feet with pickled peppers whole as he said.

And this person is none other than the three-eyed Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, Yang Jian, who usually pretends to be noble and talks about great wisdom and good looks.

Erlang God Yang Jian: Shangxian, I have swallowed the claws of monster beasts, but the increased skill you mentioned has not appeared in my body for a long time. What is going on?

Alas, you are so stupid, it deserves that the Jade Emperor only sent you to guard the Nantian Gate!

Zhang Yi shook his head, he was really worried about Erlang Shen's IQ!

Just when he was thinking hard about how to answer Erlang Shen's question, a new message popped up from the interface.

Nezha: Shangxian Shangxian, you answer the question of little Nezha first, respect the old and love the young!What are you doing?

Nezha: If the paw is not swallowed in one gulp, but divided into several swallows, will it have any adverse effects on me?

Yuelao: Dare I ask the Shangxian, will this monster’s paw grow for 100 years if it is eaten once, or will it grow for a year after eating one?

Jade Emperor: Aiqing's chicken feet are really delicious. Next time, I will give you a pack to have a good taste.

Depend on!I didn't buy the chicken feet, okay?This Jade Emperor really knows what to do!

However, thinking that without someone's promotion, he would not be able to live a prosperous life in front of him, so he was slowly relieved.

Arranged according to the level, of course I have to answer the Jade Emperor's question first.

Supervisor Dao Zun: Your Majesty, I would like to abide by the law.Next time, if there are red envelopes, I will definitely give you a big one.

Next, it's time to reply to Yuelao's inquiry.Because respect the old and love the young, it is very clear, respect the old first, and then love the young.Thinking of this, Zhang Yi couldn't help but marvel at the profoundness of Chinese culture.

It can be said that if you learn Chinese culture well, you will not be afraid to travel all over the world!

From the current point of view, I have to wrong Yang Jian, the Erlang God who was the first to ask the question.

Supervisor Dao Zun: Brother Yue, I once said that eating a monster's claw can increase one's morality by 100 years.If you are not sure, you can look through the chat history.

Supervisor Dao Zun: Nephew Nezha, I can answer your questions.But, it might be a little harder for you to understand.You must know that the sharpest part of a monster's body is its claws.Therefore, this monster claw is a treasure that gathers the aura of heaven and earth, and gathers the essence of the sun and the moon.It is best to swallow it in one gulp.However, it is okay to swallow it in several mouthfuls.The consequence of swallowing it in several mouthfuls is that it will greatly reduce the increase in Taoism, and it may only increase your Taoism for 40 to [-] years.

Before he could finish speaking, Nezha sent another sentence full of childlike innocence.

"Oh, that's it. Then thank Uncle Dao Zun first. Nezha is still young, and he has plenty of time to practice. It doesn't matter how much he grows up."

In Zhenjun Erlang's mansion.

There was a tall and handsome man in armor walking up and down on the ground where the fairy smoke was curling up. Beside him was the Heavenly Court Transmitter with a pale golden light curtain.Feeling the hot feeling coming from his belly, he didn't care about the fine cold sweat oozing from his head, instead he had a long-lost smile on his face.

Quickly scanning the Heavenly Court Transmitter with his divine sense, he couldn't help calling a black-haired dog the size of a Tibetan mastiff beside him that was shining with colorful lights.

"Xiaotiangou, I have increased my morality by 100 years out of thin air today. Do you think it's time to show off to that dead monkey?"

After Xiao Tianquan heard this sentence, he also acted very happy.Wagging his tail, he walked up to Yang Jian, and licked his palm with his wet tongue.

"Wang Wang Wang... Wang Wang Wang..."

The following line appears on the screen.

Erlang God Yang Jian: No need for Shangxian to explain, I have already felt the majestic energy released by the monster's claws.This thing is really powerful. As soon as it entered the stomach, there was a warm and even hot feeling.It seems that it must be increasing my morals and deeds!Then he sent another happy emoji.

Zhang Yi is almost dying of laughter now.Your uncle’s, not only you eat it, it’s warm in your stomach, anyone who eats it will be too spicy!

Your stomach is hot, it's because of the hot pepper, not the energy released by the claws of some so-called monsters!

If you eat a box, not only will your stomach be hot, but it will also be hot and painful!It is possible to make you feel constipated and unable to poop!

Who would have thought that one stone would stir up thousands of waves, and the next scene completely overwhelmed Zhang Yi.

I saw that the screen started to swipe frantically, and the jumping fairy portraits almost made the phone vibrate so much that it was about to explode!

Yuelao: Although Xiaoxian is old, he can still swallow a monster's paw in one gulp!Make a struggling face.

Zhang Guolao: This monster's claw is really very effective as Zhenjun Erlang said. After Xiaoxian just swallowed it, he immediately felt that his Taoism has improved a lot.Such goblins, one day I will call the Eight Immortals to Donghua Mountain to kill a few of them!

Fairy Baihua: Shangxian is really a hero of today, I don't know if there is a fairy companion by his side.If not, why not come to my Baihua Cave today and taste the green flower tea made from Xianlu?Make a charming face.

Tota Li Tianwang: Shangxian has great skills, but I don’t know if there are any monster claws left.Even if Xiaoxian exchanged some treasures, he was willing to do so.

Master Shennong: Although Xiaoxian is in charge of sowing the fairy seeds, he also knows that the red envelopes sent by the Shangxian are definitely not ordinary.Give you a capital "Like"!

Barefoot Immortal: It's really unfair to be an immortal. You have all immortal friends, why is there no such thing as this immortal?My baby is suffering!

……

Zhang Yi's heart is broken now!

Who would have thought that these gods would have such a negative IQ and EQ!Obediently!

Fairy Baihua is looking for him to be her son-in-law!It is simply the realistic Dong Yong and the Seven Fairies!

Your uncle, who told you to slow down.Can you blame me?A bag of pickled chicken feet with pickled peppers saved by my roommates with love, I only ate one, and who knows the pain in my heart?

This barefoot fairy is even more exaggerated, what kind of baby does he call himself!Tell me about you, you have lived for tens of thousands of years, and old pickles are no longer old pickles, so with whom do you pretend to be fresh meat!

Interested?Do you really think of me as a rich man?

In Zhang Yi's heart, he ran past ten thousand mud horses again! ! !

At this time, there was a sound of getting up in a hurry behind him.

"Damn it, don't go to sleep, it's already [-]:[-]. I'm going to be late soon, get up quickly!" Zhao Long shook the bed beside him and yelled loudly.

"What? It's already [-]:[-]? Why didn't you think about the alarm clock you ordered today?" "Your uncle, what do you need?" Sun Zhihao sat up from the bed in a jerk, looked at the red alarm clock lying quietly, and shook his hands. Slammed towards the wall.

There was a bang, the alarm clock shattered and parts flew.

It was Qian Xiongwei who woke up quickly, found Zhang Yi sitting on the stool, and hurriedly asked: "Zhang Yi, why are you back? Let's go! You will be late later."

"Oh, you guys go first. I still have something to deal with." Zhang Yi opened the dormitory door and said to the three of them with a smile on his face.

"It's only 8 minutes before class starts, the three of us are leaving first, hurry up!" Zhao Long looked at the watch on his hand, pulled the other two and ran out of the door, heading towards the teaching building and go.

As the saying goes, when misfortunes come, blessings depend on them, and when blessings come, misfortunes lie on them, which is what will happen next.

After the three of them left, the mobile phone vibrated again appropriately.Zhang Yi turned his head to look at the shaking window, and there was a line of words that made his heart skip a beat!

"Dear Supervisor Daoist, Master Shen Nong requests to add you as a friend!"