Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall?

Slowly open your eyes.

The cold and solid steel color came into view.

The bright yellow railings, the floor with metallic luster, and the sparks from the electric welding in the distance fell on the ground, splashing a little orange red on the cold steel blue ground.

Behind the railings stands a huge humanoid robot that looks like it has been battle-tested. The combination of steel body and flexible bearings all show its heavy industrial mechanical aesthetics from the inside.

Nearby, a veteran with white hair and a scar on his left face was leaning on the railing to look at him.

"Fuck..."

Teacher Piao couldn't help but gasped.

And the fuck really made the blogger named Game Microscope guess right!

I'm not a Pilot!

I'm just an ordinary, average rifleman!

"Oh oh oh oh,"

Hearing the veteran call himself, Teacher Piao hurriedly answered, and glanced at the electronic dog tag that appeared on the veteran's chest:

"Lala... Moss... Oh, Captain Lastimosa, hello..."

I have to admit!

With the blessing of full sense and full sense assistive technology, the environment created by the whole game is too realistic!

Teacher Piao can clearly feel that at this moment, he is on a moving spaceship!

Because he could clearly feel the slight bumps coming from the cockpit under his buttocks, as well as the faint rumbling sound coming from his ears!

As for Lastimosa, whether it is the tone of speech or the pace of walking, they are all extremely smooth, and there is no sense of rigidity and sluggishness of NPCs in other games.

even!

In every move, there is a calm and determined atmosphere that has been battle-tested, serious but not strict, completely looking like a loyal elder.

With such a magnanimity, for a moment, he even calmed down the coquettish pig who was always running the train with his mouth full.

The barrage laughed one after another:

'Today is a good pig'

"Mr. Captain, what kind of nickname is this?"

"Panic, Mr. Piao is visibly nervous"

'It seems like I saw the dean outside the back door window while chatting with my deskmate'

'Grass, so scary'

"Mr. La's scarred face is really fierce"

‘What kind of forced name is Teacher La? ? ? '

‘But Teacher La is very kind, not fierce at all’

"Mr. La is an iron pilot, it looks better than the equipment of other people on the ship"

"Sure, the Titan behind the railing should belong to Teacher La"

'...'

"Teacher? Kid, you are the first to call me that, hehehe..."

While talking, Captain Tieyu also smiled and walked to the side of Teacher Piao.

At this time, Teacher Piao was sitting in a cockpit, not knowing what it was for.

The captain walked outside the cockpit to have a look, then patted the shell of the cockpit, frowning.

"Damn it, the simulation pods on the ship are all restarted,"

With that said, the captain returned to the railing and waved his hand:

"Pull that lever over your head, we have to reset."

According to the captain's instructions, Mr. Piao pulled the lever.

Crow!

Just hear a shock!

On the left and right sides of the cockpit, the automatic doors closed, shutting Mr. Piao inside.

"Huh? Ya'er!"

Only then did Teacher Piao react!

"My mother... in the motion sensor cabin... using the motion sensor cabin???"

Matryoshka!

The strange and reasonable setting made Mr. Piao laugh.

After a debugging session!

I saw a burst of firefly-like white spots flashing by!

Opening his eyes again, Teacher Piao found that he was already standing in a courtyard corridor.

A faint fragrance of flowers came, and a man-made stream meandered in the middle of the corridor.

Not far away, on a wooden beam that was about the height of the calf, there was sitting Mr. La wearing a handsome X-shaped iron pilot helmet.

"Damn! Teacher, this helmet is really invincible and handsome Flying Tomato!"

The high-tech helmet is sprayed with dragon-shaped graffiti, a yellow triangle square scarf around the neck, plus the khaki battle suit and advanced iron pilot equipment.

Lastimo just sat there, like a battle-tested cheetah!

Unmoved like a mountain, aggressive like fire!

This is the sense of oppression of the iron pilot!

So handsome.

Teacher Piao sincerely sighed.

This equipment, this style, this wear, this texture...

Isn't this better than the roasted chicken on the battlefield with bare back and bare legs?

"Haha, well, there is no need to say more about compliments,"

Although he said so, what Teacher Piao said seemed to make Lastimosa very happy:

"Actually, I shouldn't be training you, but I think you have potential,"

"Besides... now that the battle is so fierce, who cares about class?"

talking!

Lastimosa stood up, clapped his hands, and pointed to the front of the corridor:

"Let's get started boy, keep going and run!"

Novice training level!

This is not a difficult task for Mr. Piao.

After all, he has the base of Left 4 Dead and PUBG experience.

Whether it is running, jumping, or shoveling, it can be done with silky smoothness.

"very nice……"

"very good……"

"It's beautifully done..."

Lastimosa seems to be very good at encouraging teaching.

And Mr. Piao, who is constantly encouraged, is getting more and more motivated!

Because the movement fluency in this game is much higher than the previous Golden Wind game!

Apart from other things, you can feel happy just by running and jumping.

Soon, after shoveling through a rock gap, the originally smooth road ahead disappeared.

In its place, there is a wooden wall perpendicular to the ground.

Teacher La's voice sounded:

"The real test is coming, boy, turn on the jumping equipment assistance,"

"Jumping equipment operates on the principle of natural stability, calibrate your jumping equipment, and take advantage of the inertia to slide over that wall!"

oh? !

Hear this!

Teacher Piao couldn't help but his eyes lit up!

In the promotional film before, he had a deep memory of the scene of Tie Yu's "flying over the wall".

Wall slide.

Put your body on the wall and rely on the propulsion force of the jumping device to complete it.

Elegant, unrestrained and handsome.

Most importantly, it seems that the operation is not complicated.

Simple pretense!

Teacher Piao has been coveting this operation for a long time.

Now, the opportunity is in front of him, so he is naturally excited!

A run-up!

The propelling flames of the jumping equipment behind him spurted out!

"I jumped directly with the Invincible Pigskin Bully of Flying Tomato, and there was a handsome—"

Boom!

Before the words fell, there was a muffled sound!

Mr. Piao took off straight from the edge of the broken road.

And then, like a dump truck, he threw himself against the wall.

There was a dead silence.

After a long while, a sentence floated faintly in the barrage——

'A wild boar hits a tree...'

Immediately afterwards!

Teacher Piao's screams and screams sounded at the same time as the live broadcast room burst into laughter!

'God damn boar hit a tree'

‘Hahahahahahahahahahahaha the grass is too vivid, I didn’t hold back’

‘Does it sound good, good sound is a good head’

"Mr. Piao's scream is no less than smoking backwards."

‘Just listening to it makes me feel like my head is buzzing...’

‘Who the hell is so bad, you have to make Teacher Piao go to the fifth gear? Oh it's me...'

‘It turns out that smiles don’t disappear, for example, Teacher Piao’s smile is transferred to my face hahahaha’

"The principle of conservation of smiles, isn't it?"

'...'

...

"Ms. Piao hit a tree?"

at the same time!

The little girl who had barely passed the wall jump just saw the barrage reporting, and couldn't help laughing, it was a mocking meal!

"Teacher Piao can't do that either!"

"This comprehension is not as good as mine!"

"Teacher La taught him that he was blind in vain."

Saying that, Dai Xiaomei even slid back along the wall!

Back and forth twice!

The action is really the same!

Even Lastimosa couldn't help nodding in praise:

"That's right, your movements are getting more and more proficient. I'm not mistaken. Your potential is really good!"

"Hey, of course!"

The little girl who got the compliment grinned:

"Teach me and you will enjoy great blessings. What stands out about me is that I have a high level of comprehension!"

talking!

Dai Xiaomei also followed the light and shadow of Lastimosa to another broken road.

There is no place to stand in the middle of this break, and the end of the break is higher than this end.

Dai Xiaomei understood it at a glance, and said before Teacher La opened her mouth:

"I understand this, I understand this very well, double jump, right?"

In the promotional video, Iron Pilot escapes the exploding spider robot by double jumping in the air.

'hiss--'

The barrage gasped.

'Everyone will rush to answer? '

"It's broken, this game actually made her understand"

"One thing to say, the old woman's understanding is really not bad"

'Teacher La: Maybe this kid can really become a Pilot'

"The motion sensor cabin game is more or less related to athletic talent"

'The old woman is good at playing, she's really quick to get started'

"After all, I also came from PUBG, so I have some foundation"

'...'

Looking at the affirmation on the bullet screen, and listening to Teacher La's praise, Dai Xiaomei has unprecedented confidence and is ready for the whole trick!

"Brothers! Let me show you what a natural iron pilot is!"

talking!

Seeing that little girl Dai made a run-up, and saw that she came to the side of the broken road, a sliding shovel!

Chi la - ho -! ! !

The exquisite distance control allows her to perfectly activate the jumping backpack the moment she slides out of the broken circuit!

The jumping device behind her ignited and boosted, and the little girl jumped high!

The light movements made Dai Xiaomei feel as if she had escaped gravity and mastered the ability to fly.

And the next moment, an operation that made the water friends even more dumbfounded appeared.

Like a graceful ballerina!

After taking off with a perfect shovel, Dai Xiaomei performed a roundabout in the air. At the same time, she bent her knee with one leg and stretched out the other leg far away, making the preparation for landing the shovel again!

Double jump with sliding shovel!

this moment! All the audience in the live broadcast room held their breath!

tread!

The outstretched toes of the little sister Dai stepped on the high platform on the other side with precision!

The strong thrust of the jumping device pushed her body forward rapidly!

Everything is so precise, elegant and perfect!

Except that the height is not enough, and her other leg can't be retracted...

Next second!

Chi la——

One of Dai Xiaomei's legs slid out along the road, but the other leg was too late to retract!

Just hear a bang!

The whole person stuck directly on the curb!

'oh--! ! ! '

'hiss--! ! ! '

'oh--! ! ! '

In the live broadcast room, there was a sudden exclamation!

Everyone clamped their legs tightly, as if they could feel the terrible phantom pain!

'Ward... sent...'

'It's...it hurts...'

‘Isn’t the old woman in fifth gear? '

'right……'

'Hiss—so miserable—'

'just beat it...'

'It felt like a shadow of nightmare-level pain'

'Although I don't, it doesn't affect my empathy'

'I dare not look at me...'

Long time!

Only then did I hear the trembling and weak voice of the little girl who stayed in the somatosensory cabin:

"I...apply...to lower the pain perception by one notch..."

"Please..."

...

Unrealistic experience beyond imagination!

The refinement of the details, coupled with the blessing of Yiyou's new generation of full-sensory assistive technology!

As Gu Sheng said!

now!

The door to a new world has opened!

A colorful real virtual world is being presented!

And Titanfall is undoubtedly the first pioneer of this new world!

Just one training level has already amazed all the anchors playing!

And the smooth sliding shovel, wall sliding jump, two-stage boost in the promotional video... are also presented with the most perfect sense of operation!

for a while!

In the game area of ​​all live platforms, nine out of ten anchors are actually playing this game!

In full swing!

And after teaching, the game's ingenious 'racing simulation' also attracted countless anchors to play it!

Although this is a simple parkour map!

Although the purpose of this level of the game is the simplest "destroy 15 targets as quickly as possible and cross the finish line".

But it still attracted countless anchors to try again and again!

Some even played for eight hours!

Just to take the top spot on the global racing leaderboard!

Continuous jump acceleration, grenade push start, wrap-around boost acceleration...

The original two-minute time limit stipulated by Lastimosa has been broken and refreshed time and time again by the players!

One minute, half a minute, twenty seconds, fifteen seconds!

Even three days later, a player from the United States with an ID named [octane (octane)] used two grenades to push the start, and finally topped the list with a time of 3.9 seconds, and no one has surpassed it for a long time!

certainly!

Fanatical players like Octane are still in the minority after all.

More people chose to continue advancing the game plot after completing two laps of training.

Because according to Lastimosa!

In the second half of the training, players will be able to drive their own Titans themselves!

...

"...So, teacher, this is the reflection of your hometown?"

Following Lastimosa out of the training room to the outer platform, Tuanzi asked.

There are mountains and mountains in the distance, and the green fields are endless.

Not far away, there is a gurgling stream, and several peach trees with pink flowers dot the sides.

The green mountains and green waters are refreshing.

"Well, it was inspired by my home planet, Harmony, where I grew up,"

Looking at the charming scenery, Lastimosa nodded:

"And that's what we fought for, Cooper,"

"For a world without metal and gunpowder, for a peaceful and prosperous world."

talking.

Lastimosa took a deep breath, as if he wanted to feel the taste of his once peaceful hometown.

"After the Battle of Ceres, we regained one-tenth of the border, and our rebel army is getting bigger and bigger. Every day, there are soldiers like you who are willing to join us and are willing to resist the tyranny of the IMC,"

Speaking of this, Lastimosa was full of fighting spirit, and pointed to the giant steel beast full of majestic power in the distance:

"Let me introduce, BT-7274, he is my partner, developed by our rebel army, not stolen from the IMC."

"He?" Tuanzi noticed Lastimosa's address on the subtitle: "The 'he' next to the single?"

"Yes, he,"

Lastimosa sat on the edge of the platform:

"No pilot sees his titan as a mere machine,"

"When you become a pilot, you will understand what I said,"

"Now, call for a Titan of your own!"

Listening to the teacher's words, Tuanzi seemed to understand but half understood.

But when he heard that he had a Titan to open, he put this philosophical thinking aside for the time being!

Coming to the edge of the platform, Tuanzi pressed his simulated iron pilot watch, and the Titan model of FS-1041 was displayed on the watch.

Lastimosa's reminder voice also came: "Look at the sky boy! Your Titan is coming!"

heard!

Tuanzi looked at the sky——

Tom!

With a muffled sound!

On the sky, a bright and dazzling star lit up.

Immediately afterwards, a sound like thunder came rolling in.

As the star became brighter and brighter, a tall and domineering steel body, dragging flames, descended from the sky!

this moment!

The live room is boiling!

'ohhhhhhh - launch into low earth orbit! Looks even better in game! '

'This design is fucking amazing! '

‘Isn’t it necessary to become an iron pilot to drive a Titan? '

'This is simulation training'

'who cares! As long as there is a Titan that can drive it! I've been coveting BT for a long time! '

‘How dare you covet Teacher La’s titan? '

'Lastimosa: Did I give you face? Have you really never seen a black hand? '

'If you dare to snatch the teacher, the wires will be pulled out for you'

'Hahahahahaha outrageous...'

Seeing this scene, Tuanzi also screamed!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhin

However!

The voice has not yet fallen!

The picture is blurry!

FS-1041 got stuck in the air before it even hit the ground!

Next second!

The simulation cabin in the game opened automatically, and the voice of Lastimosa also came:

"Okay boy, something big has happened, we have to prepare quickly."

Watching the phalanx of riflemen rushing outside gather, one after another nervous-looking fighters walked through the corridor in front of him.

The whole group is not well!

Break like this?

"Damn it?! Is it time to start a war?! I am a Titan! I am such a big Titan! I haven't seen what it looks like yet..."

It's so annoying!

The dumpling was about to hit the somatosensory cabin.

Who designed the script of his grandma! It's as abominable as a broken chapter dog writing a novel!

Are angry!

In the corridor, a man named Captain Cole came over and threw the gun to the regiment:

"Let's go, Kubo, don't be in a daze!"

"Hey, Cole,"

Lastimosa patted Cole on the shoulder:

"Don't worry, he just finished the simulation training, he needs to slow down,"

"This kid is a good seedling, trust him, he can do it."

Snapped!

Hearing this, Kerr saluted Teacher La: "Yes! Sir!"

Seeing the scene in front of him, Tuanzi was secretly startled.

You know, Teacher La's military rank is also a captain, but the military rank of the same captain still has to salute Teacher La and call him an officer.

It is enough to show the high status of the iron pilot.

thinking.

Seeing Lastimosa fit a small knife into a cylindrical core the size of a shoebox, he smiled at her:

"Boy, you are the first person to call me a teacher, and I will do my best to train you to be an iron pilot, but it seems too late today..."

While talking, the alarm in the cabin also sounded.

The majestic and majestic symphony slowly cut in, and the troops assembled in a hurry. Everyone, even another pilot named Anderson, greeted Teacher La.

Click!

As Mr. La put the core into BT's head, the gigantic Titan began to operate.

The real control cabin was opened, and Lastimosa logged into Titan, turned his head and said to Tuanzi:

"Today we're going to a new planet, maybe we'll die there, protect yourself kid, good luck!"

"Good luck! Teacher!"

Tuanzi looked at Lastimosa who was sitting in the Titan's cab, and held out his thumb.

then.

The screen gradually dimmed.

Black blurred the entire screen.

The grand and tragic symphony repertoire was played, and the curtain opened

The shining golden GW letter LOGO slowly emerged——

【Golden Wind Game】

【Present for you】

And as the screen slowly lit up again.

Beyond the huge planetary clouds, the name of the game officially emerged——

【Fall of the Titans】

【Titan Fall】

And as the camera gradually advances, the name of the game gradually fades away. A single-person rescue capsule dragging the wake runs through the name of the game. Outside the atmosphere, it shines with dazzling light and falls to the planet under the clouds——