Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall?

That night.

23:59 in the morning.

Shen Miaomiao nestled on her own little bed, wrapped in a small pink quilt, and watched the countdown on the official website of Art Tour.

The river view mansion that was rented for tens of thousands of yuan a month was replaced by a one-bedroom, one-living room in an unremarkable community.

The luxurious and spacious living room is gone, the dreamy veiled bed is gone, and there is not even a separate study room.

Today, she only puts the computer on the lazy desk and works on the single bed.

Yes.

The battle with Xunteng Technology in the runaway state, although Chen Guangde and Xunteng suffered heavy losses and complained endlessly, they tucked their tails and behaved well (at least for Golden Wind).

But Shen Miaomiao's own losses were equally heavy.

Burned 107 deposits in a week, together with deposits, last year's dividends and most of this year's salary.

Today, she only earns more than 5,600 yuan a month.

Not to mention comparing with senior executives such as Gu Sheng Jiangyun, her current salary level is not even as high as the company's sweeping lady.

More than 5,600 yuan.

If it was in a second or third tier city, if Shen Miaomiao was a child of an ordinary family.

So although this salary is not much, it can still live a good life.

But the problem is, she is not a child of an ordinary family, and this place is not a second or third tier city.

"Life is hard..."

Shen Miaomiao sighed and wrapped her little quilt tightly.

Fortunately, this embarrassing situation will not last for too long.

At this moment, there is still the last minute before the release of Yiyou x2.

At the end of the countdown, Yiyou x2 will officially go on sale. At the same time, "Titanfall" and other two escort masterpieces, as well as the first batch of games landing in the somatosensory cabin, will also go on sale simultaneously.

170 million investment, 198 sale price.

Even under Yiyou's preferential policies for escort masterpieces, this work does not have a commission, and Titanfall still needs to sell nearly 860,000 copies to realize its return.

it's out of the question.

Shen Miaomiao was very determined.

Because according to her understanding, the first mass production of Yiyou x2 is only 1 million units, and it will be released globally.

After that, according to the specific sales volume and trend, the production quantity of the second batch of production machines will be determined.

And production takes time. If the sales volume is good, and the second batch of somatosensory pods also chooses to produce 1 million units, it will take at least one and a half to two months to come off the production line.

And by then, his own system had already been settled.

In other words, if Titanfall wants to get back its capital, two conditions must be met!

First!

It is to ensure that among the first batch of somatosensory cabins, the purchase rate reaches more than 85%!

Secondly!

It is also necessary to ensure that the first batch of one million units of Yiyou x2 is sold out before the settlement time of its own system is completed!

After all, Titanfall is the exclusive escort of Yiyou x2!

There is a machine to buy and play.

If you want to sell, you must first ensure that the market is of sufficient magnitude!

so!

This is simply an impossible task!

Shen Miaomiao was full of confidence!

Shen Miaomiao was absolutely sure!

Shen Miaomiao seems to have divine help!

There is no doubt that Shen Miaomiao will suffer!

At that time, the system settlement is completed, and I will return to the bungalow villa, live a refined and petty life, and regain my identity as a little rich woman!

Thinking about it, Shen Miaomiao laughed aloud, unscrewed Helena's black bandage cream that had been mixed with water, scraped out the last bit of it, and spread it on her small face.

Ding!

And at this moment!

Shen Miaomiao just listened to the friendly and pleasant system prompt sound in her mind!

coming!

Twelve o'clock in the morning!

The official website page of Yiyou is refreshed, the brand new Yiyou x2 equipped with a full sensory assistance system, and the first drama masterpiece "Titanfall" created by Golden Wind——

Simultaneously launched globally!

And the next second!

Something unexpected happened!

Originally, Shen Miaomiao was ready to read the details of this investment, but to her surprise, just after that crisp sound, an electronically synthesized female voice spoke in her mind——

[It is detected that the total investment of a single project exceeds 100 million yuan, and the profit and loss summary of historical projects will be automatically opened within the specified time...]

[Project 001-"Cat Leo": Profit]

【Project 002-"Who is the Father": Profit】

【Project 003-"Vampire Survivor": Loss】

【Project 004-"Phobia": Profit】

[Project 005-"Left 4 Dead": Loss]

【Project 006-"PUBG Mobile": Profit】

[Project 007-"Overcooked Kitchen": Profit]

【Summary completed】

[Total number of items: 7]

【Number of profitable projects: 5】

【Profit ratio: 71.43%】

[After approval, the amount of a single host investment project exceeds 100 million yuan and the profit accounts for more than 60%]

[Experimental version of the investment rebate system automatically closes]

[Loading... Loading complete...]

[Investment rebate system v1.0 official version]

[Officially opened! 】

Ward hair? !

Shen Miaomiao leapt up from the bed and almost overturned the lazy table!

Is there an official version of this thing?

Or to put it another way...

All I played was the trial version? !

and!

Look at the v1.0 version number behind the official version of the system... There will be version updates in the future! ?

hiss--

Shen Miaomiao gasped, smacked her lips, her big eyes shone brightly.

Practice is over!

A new journey starts now!

Think here!

Shen Miaomiao couldn't wait, reopened the official version of the system, and carefully read the version update instructions!

[Investment rebate system v1.0 official version]

[Introduction: When the investment in a single project reaches 100 million yuan, or the total number of investment projects is greater than 10, the system will automatically start detection, and if the conditions are met, the system will be upgraded to the official version]

【Release Notes:】

[①Rebate ratio: the basic rebate ratio remains unchanged, starting with ten times rebate]

[② Rebate time: The basic rebate settlement time will be determined by the system based on comprehensive data, and it will be automatically generated within 1-4 weeks]

[③ New mechanism: rebate time extension mechanism]

After the establishment of the project, the host can lock the cost at any time, generate a rebate document, and adjust the settlement time before the document is officially launched. For every +1 day of the basic settlement time, the project rebate rate will be +1 times, and the total rate will be up to 100 times (without any bonus case).

【④ New mechanism: ? ? ? 】

It will be unlocked after the settlement of this project.

I - rely on -! ! !

The new official rebate system made Shen Miaomiao couldn't help but exclaim!

This is a complete upgrade!

With the basic multiplier unchanged, I can start to adjust the rebate time and multiplier!

Thinking of this, Shen Miaomiao hastily called up the system receipt of "Titanfall"!

Although theoretically speaking, the receipt of this project has already been activated and cannot enjoy the time multiplier adjustment, but the system considered that the upgrade and activation of receipts are synchronized, so an extra ten minutes were given to Shen Miaomiao to familiarize herself with the functions of the official version.

【Project: Titanfall】

[Project investment amount: 170 million yuan]

[Project settlement time: 14 days (+0 days)]

[Project rebate rate: 10 times (+0 times)]

[Current revenue amount: 0 yuan]

[Estimated rebate amount: 1.7 billion yuan]

[Remaining settlement time: waiting to open]

"This is fun..."

While speaking, Shen Miaomiao tried to maximize the rebate rate of the project in her mind!

[Project settlement time: 14 days (+90 days)]

[Project rebate rate: 10 times (+90 times)]

[Estimated rebate amount: 17 billion yuan]

"ohhhhhhhh—"

17 billion!

If so much money is stuffed into her small coffers, then she will be able to realize the freedom of wealth in an instant, and start a life of salted fish from then on!

certainly!

This happens only in dreams.

Because if you want to get the 17 billion, you must ensure that "Titanfall" cannot be sold for three and a half consecutive months.

It's so bullshit.

So, after laughing for a while, Shen Miaomiao pulled the sliding button back, making it barely stay at the "+1" position.

Give it a try.

One more day will double the rebate!

However, in just fifteen days, the sales volume of Yiyou x2 may not exceed half.

Even if it sold 500,000 units, and every buyer bought Titanfall, that's only 500,000 copies, for a total sales of 99 million, rounded to 100 million.

WYSIWYG without commission, 170 million minus 100 million, 70 million left, 11 times rebate——

770 million.

take off! ! !

"Hmph, thief, I want Xianyu to stand up!"

talking!

Shen Miaomiao raised her hand!

The document is locked in my mind, and the official version of the system is launched!

【Project: Titanfall】

[Project investment amount: 170 million yuan]

[Project settlement time: 14 days (+1 day)]

[Project rebate rate: 10 times (+1 times)]

[Current revenue amount: 0 yuan]

[Estimated rebate amount: 1.87 billion yuan]

【Remaining settlement time: 14 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds...】

No time to explain!

Make money!

...

"Ya'er, I'm the ultimate watermelon banana peel!"

After a day!

weekend.

In the prostitution teacher's live broadcast room, the pigskin bully excitedly patted the packing box of Yiyou x2 beside him, happily like a child of three hundred catties:

"Hey, just to let everyone see the new generation of x2 sooner, me, eggplant, Lao Ma and several other brothers and sisters,"

"Go straight to Yiyou's manufacturer, and I told their product manager at the time: Do you still want this thing to appear in Shark? If you want to appear, quickly deliver it to us on the spot,"

"Wow——that product manager was intimidated at the time, you know, he personally sent someone to transfer us from the factory..."

The saliva that the whoring teacher said was flying all over the place, full of pride!

But the water friends in the live broadcast room have already burst into laughter——

'Translation: We can't wait for the shipment, so we are in a hurry to switch from online to offline'

'So you are acting as a wave of couriers yourself? '

'What are you talking about! The courier is not as fast as this gang, my somatosensory cabin is still on the way, and it will arrive tomorrow morning’

'The main thing is a can't wait'

'This gang is outrageous...'

"The pigskin bully seems to have been airlifted directly from Henan to Shanghai."

"But one thing to say, it's really fast"

'Don't brag about the prostitute teacher, it's ok, quickly unpack the express delivery'

'...'

With the urging of the barrage, the whoring teacher also knew that his bragging had been exposed, so he scratched his head in embarrassment, and called the apprentice to push the somatosensory cabin to the camera.

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!

As the wooden shelf package was pried open, the two dragged the cardboard box out together, unpacked the inner three layers and the outer three layers of packaging, and connected the wiring again.

finally.

A pitch-black somatosensory cabin with sharp edges and corners appeared in front of the camera.

The sharp-edged appearance makes it look like a warrior in the dark, and the radiant breathing light strips are dotted on the corners.

On the somatosensory hatch, the LOGO of Yiyou is restrained and stylish.

"Ya, this is really handsome——"

After going around the somatosensory cabin three times, the whoring teacher sighed repeatedly, and then said:

"Xiaoyi Xiaoyi?"

【Hey, I'm here. 】

As a well-behaved female voice responded, the door of the voice recognition somatosensory cabin opened, revealing the cockpit inside.

Speech recognition is no longer a novelty in this world.

However, this is the first time it has been used in the somatosensory cabin.

That's the name...so unremarkable.

The prostitute teacher groped freshly for a long time, and then couldn't wait to enter the somatosensory cabin.

click.

As the hatch closed, Xiaoyi's reminder sounded——

Welcome to 【Slaying the Dragon】, do you need to enable the "Full Sense Assist System"?

(When enabled, we will scan your health status in real time)

Teacher whoring knows that the biggest core competitiveness of Yiyou x2, a somatosensory cabin, is the newly added "Full Sense Assist" system.

With the help of this technology, the immersion of the game will be further enhanced, and the feedback and experience that is infinitely closer to reality will be felt.

"On."

Isn't it just for this thing to buy it!

Without hesitation, the whoring teacher chose to open it.

And after the scan results showed that it was qualified, it was another pain adjustment.

Yes, with the blessing of the full-sensing assist system, Yiyou x2 has realized the addition of pain for the first time under the condition of fully guaranteeing safety.

There are a total of five gears from low to high. Players can choose to adjust after the experience, and the system will intelligently float within the threshold of this gear.

Smart floating is a must because there are highs and lows in pain.

Some players may choose the five levels of simulation, and the main focus is a reality.

Then he will feel real pain when he is hit in the mouth, but the system will also weaken it as appropriate if he is shot, broken, stabbed, or has a child.

In a word, under the seven rounds of tests conducted by relevant quality inspection departments and authoritative medical institutions, Yiyou's "full sensory assistive technology" can guarantee 100% safety.

The situation is like this, the next thing is to see if you dare to go to fifth gear.

'Fifth gear! The prostitute teacher is full! '

'It's okay, don't be afraid of whoring teacher, you are dead and a hundred thousand water friends go to Yiyou! '

'Twelve items of authoritative institutions have passed the test, don't worry about whoring teachers, just say you dare or not'

‘The pain of reverse smoking is over, come on, teacher whoring, I believe in you! '

'No more beeps, five gears and ten rockets directly'

‘Pay money to buy your life, right? '

'Hahahahahahaha'

'I see that you all want to eat pork...'

Water friends always watch the fun and don't think it's a big deal.

But it's hard to get off the prostitute teacher.

Not in fifth gear? I am more comfortable, but the water friends are not happy.

In fifth gear? The ghost knows how outrageous the final pain presentation of this fifth gear will be.

Some trade-offs!

finally!

The prostitute teacher is still bowed to the screen full of cards and airplane rockets!

"Hey, don't worry about it! I, Nima, have the ultimate bravery of the hammer! Fifth gear!"

There was a burst of cheers in the barrage!

"Niubi, wait for a grin"

'Brave pigs are not afraid of difficulties'

'It's a pity that there is no childbirth simulator in this game, otherwise we must let Sao Zhu have one'

'Xiao Ma, let's make a deal, and bet on when the prostitute teacher can't survive the fifth gear'

‘I’m now wondering what it would be like to use this thing to run a phobia. Will twisting the neck hurt? '

‘Are you a living hell king? '

"Golden Wind \u0026 Gu Sheng: Received, the next one is a horror game"

'? ? ? '

'Human words? '

"Golden Wind is pointing at the barrage to make a game stone hammer"

'Hahahahaha...'

After some preparations!

The full-sensing system is loaded, and the five levels of pain are also set.

The next step is to choose a game to experience!

"this……"

The whoring teacher smacked his lips, entered the x2 zone of the art game platform, looked at the dozen games and said:

"I don't think this should be a good choice, brothers,"

"I believe that there are many brothers in the live broadcast room, just like me, who are all attracted by the mecha."

Mr. Whoring has been a great anchor for many years, and he knows exactly what the audience wants to see, and the rhythm of the live broadcast is perfectly controlled.

As soon as this remark came out, there was a burst of 'Second Ministers' in the live broadcast room!

After rounds of announcements, players' expectations for this game have almost reached their peak!

Now that the game has been released, everyone wants to see whether this highly anticipated masterpiece of the story of the wind of gold collecting money is worthy of its name!

Of course, the reason why he chose "Fall of Titans" is that the prostitute teacher also has his own selfish motives.

"It stands to reason... mecha games shouldn't hurt much..."

'If it doesn't work, I will go to the machine armor. As long as my armor is thick enough, no one can hurt me...'

Click to buy!

Escort masterpieces have been preloaded in the somatosensory cabin.

So after payment, it will be unlocked immediately!

Click to start the game!

The screen is plunged into darkness.

The barrage was full of noise. Players moved their small benches and sat down to watch. The popularity of the live broadcast room was as high as 30 million. At this time, it was still at a speed visible to the naked eye, and continued to soar!

The whore teacher took a deep breath——

"Brothers, the game begins!"

chi chi——

boom! ! !

The voice has not yet fallen!

The rockets are coming!

The promotional video that has been watched countless times reappeared in the live broadcast room.

But from the perspective of the prostitute teacher, the senses are completely different!

Moment!

The smell of gunpowder smoke entered his nostrils!

The shaking of the earth, the screams in the ears, the scorching battlefield, the death wind of stray bullets passing by the ears!

The huge mecha covers the sky and the sun, and the terrifying steel collision shocks people's hearts!

And when the well-deserved expectations are over and everything returns to silence!

The screen fell into darkness again, and the four-character level name was displayed in the lower left corner of the UI——

【Pilot Trial】

A strong smell of engine oil wafted over.

Immediately afterwards, a rough and heavy man's voice came, as if greeting him:

"Rifleman Cooper, here we go."