Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? !

Chapter 271: On the Internet, Mushrooms are very good at playing

The latest website: "It is reported that once the strange goods were released, they were sold out in just 20 hours."

"Next, let's interview Uncle Wang from the city of Nancheng. The weird mirror he purchased was delivered to his home by courier in the same city last night."

"Uncle Wang, do you think the weird mirror is easy to use?"

In the morning news of Nancheng Metropolis Channel, a young reporter handed the microphone to the old man whose hair was all gray.

"I didn't expect that there are still elderly people who will buy the strange products of the predecessors..."

"Of course, only the elderly need company."

Lin Muge and Ning Ning sat side by side on the sofa watching TV.

It's been a week since he showed everyone the weird products at home in a video of the popular online biometric identification last week.

The day before yesterday, the Bureau of Deception also took advantage of the heat to release the first batch of weird products.

"It's just not very useful!"

Uncle Wang directly took the microphone and looked at the camera and said.

"My wife left early, and my son didn't come back for a few years. I was alone at home, so lonely!"

"But since having this weird mirror, my life has been much happier!"

He pointed to the back.

"Oh? You also brought out your own mirror?"

The reporter also looked at the place surrounded by a group of old men and women behind.

They were all amazed at the mirror with more than ten hands.

"Of course, I am the only one in the entire community at present."

Uncle Wang said proudly. .

He even raised his slightly hunched body.

"Then what are you doing with the weird mirror?"

The reporter asked curiously.

"That...it's a lot older!"

Uncle Wang cleared his throat.

"This mirror can play chess with you."

"It has more than ten hands, and it can divide three of them to play mahjong and cards with you."

"Anyway, since I got this mirror, I have hope in life every day, and the old men and women in the community who don't usually play with me have begun to take the initiative to find me."

"So moisturizing?"

"That's quite moisturizing!"

Uncle Wang spoke in Nancheng dialect.

"Then, how did you know about weird goods?"

"What do you need to say? You must be watching Lin Muge's video!"

"Oh? Did you see it too?"

The reporter was stunned.

He really didn't expect that Lin Muge's type of live broadcast would have an elderly audience...

Not only him, Lin Muge himself didn't think of it.

"I'm really touched. I will definitely go to this Uncle Wang's funeral."

He adjusted the sofa into spooky mode.

The fat and wide tentacles made Lin Muge enjoy it very much.

"Oh, senior! This tentacle always pushes me towards you!"

"Hey!"

Under the massage of the tentacles, Yu Xinning directly attached to Lin Muge, and rubbed against Lin Muge with her small face.

Her little face was still a little swollen, it looked like baby fat, and it was actually a little cute.

"Ling Ning, you are almost four years old."

Lin Muge patted Yu Xinning's head and said helplessly.

"Then when did you pay attention to Lin Muge?"

The reporter continued to ask.

"I'm an old fan! Uh... I paid attention when Lin Muge went to Beicheng and had a snowball fight on the mountain!"

Uncle Wang thought about it.

"I've been in Nancheng all my life, and I haven't seen snow much. After watching Lin Muge's live broadcast, I was instantly attracted. After the lockdown is lifted, I'll go to Beicheng to see the snow!"

"Then in your eyes, what kind of person is Lin Muge?"

"Sunshine! Vibrant! Cheerful! How wonderful is this guy!"

Uncle Wang blurted out three words, which made Lin Muge blushing in front of the TV.

"Did Uncle Wang pay attention to the wrong person..."

Yu Xinning lay on Lin Muge's lap and complained silently.

I'm afraid not one of these three words has anything to do with Lin Muge...

"Uncle Wang should be speaking from a strange angle."

"In the face of strangeness, I am really sunny, full of vigor, and very cheerful."

Lin Muge cleared her throat and said.

The reporter's interview with Uncle Wang is also coming to an end.

"At present, after strange products enter the market, although some people say they can't accept it, the sales volume will not lie."

"And at the Nancheng University General Hospital in Nancheng, a new batch of strange medical equipment was officially put into use yesterday."

The reporter nodded at the camera, and the screen switched to Nancheng University General Hospital.

"As you can see, I am currently in the third largest hospital in our southern city."

"This hospital is a little different from other hospitals. They were the first to use a batch of weird medical supplies."

"Come on, let me introduce you here."

This time it was a female reporter.

She walked into the pediatrics with a camera.

"Is it actually a pediatrics?"

Lin Muge was a little surprised.

"Won't the pediatrics really scare the children..."

Yu Xinning also got up.

Then he leaned on Lin Muge's shoulder, and the long hair that had grown to her calf was scattered like a quilt.

"Shhh, listen, eh? Isn't that the laughter of the children?"

"Why do you hear children's laughter in the pediatric department of a hospital?"

"I'll take everyone to find out."

The reporter entered a ward.

It looks like four or five-year-old children are playing hanging bottles.

But in the face of the needle-piercing doctor, not only did they not cry, but their expressions were strong.

Because in the mirror in front of them, all kinds of cartoon characters are projected.

"Yes, this is the weird mirror used by the hospital."

"In the mirror, the children's favorite cartoon characters will appear to encourage them."

"Look at how happy the children are."

The camera immediately gave the children some close-ups of their expressions.

Every child seemed to have a light in their eyes, and they looked really happy.

"Let's interview Dr. Fang from the pediatrics department next."

The reporter walked over to Dr. Fang who had just prescribed medicine for a child.

"Hello, Doctor Fang, I'm a reporter from our Nancheng Metropolitan Channel. Can I ask you a few questions?"

"Okay, please take a seat."

"Doctor Fang, what do you think of these weird mirrors and other weird equipment that our pediatrics department has introduced?"

"My personal assessment is one word, great."

After taking a sip of water, Dr. Fang said three words.

"Our pediatrics department doesn't know if you have been here before. Children are afraid of doctors. Some children start crying as soon as they come in. One child starts crying and other children start crying. The parents are anxious when they cry, and I also get angry."

"But you see, the kids aren't crying anymore. Thanks to these weird goods, it's a great convenience for our work."

He looked around at the children who were sick but stopped crying.

"Okay, then you can work first, it's hard work."

Seeing another child coming from behind, the reporter quickly stood up and said.

"In fact, in addition to pediatrics, nucleic acid has also been dominated by weirdness."

The reporter went outside, and three hands in protective clothing grew on the nucleic acid table, serving everyone in an orderly manner, which greatly saved manpower.

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"It can be seen that the strange recovery is not as terrible as we imagined, but it has facilitated our lives."

The reporter said with a smile after walking out of the hospital.

"Okay, thank you for the report from the reporter ahead!"

The screen switched to the studio of the Nancheng Urban Channel again.

"Actually, it's not just Nancheng. In many other big cities, we can see cases where weirdness is integrated into our daily life."

"For example, the city zoo in Beicheng uses weird sweeping robots to feed ferocious beasts."

"For another example, the musical fountain at the entrance of a large supermarket in Xicheng also adopts the principle that a strange kettle will sing when the water is boiled, so that the fountain sings automatically when it is turned on."

"There is also a strange luggage trailer used in the airport in Dongcheng, which can not only help passengers with luggage, but also give directions and help the elderly."

On the big screen behind the host, there are cases where the weirdness gradually integrates into everyone's life.

"really not bad."

Lin Muge stretched out.

Although the conspiracy may appear to have done nothing, it has actually done a lot.

After all, with the official push, many things can still be solved easily.

"Senior, would you like to watch a movie for a while?"

Ning Ning closed the curtains, found a horror movie, and hugged Lin Muge's arm naturally.

"Gollum..."

Behind the sofa, the big spray mushroom, whose spirit had recovered 50 to 60%, slowly put down the phone.

【shock! Lin Muge, a big fan of tens of millions of fans, even did this kind of thing behind the scenes when no one at home and underage female employees were there! 】

It used the admiral's mobile phone to send a video of Lin Muge and Ning Ning watching the morning news together on Xiaopo Station with his own account.

【Exposure! After doing that kind of thing, they dared to be together...]

Big Spray Mushroom held up his phone again and recorded a video of Ning Ning and Lin Muge watching ghost movies together.

"The big squirt mushroom will really make a headline"

"On the Internet, Mushrooms are very good at playing"

"The fans of pigeon pigeons have broken 20 million since the title of the big spray mushrooms"

"How come there are 500,000 fans of the big spray mushroom!"

"People are not as good as mushrooms!"

"What would happen if the big spray mushrooms got into the hundred pigeons and the pigeons didn't get in [dog head]"

"Hundreds of thousands can't live without giant mushrooms, just like the West can't live without Jerusalem"

In the past week alone, the number of fans of Big Spray Mushroom has exceeded 500,000.

Even faster than Lin Muge's fan growth at that time...

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"I finally!"

"Out!"

"Hahahahaha!"

There was a sudden burst of laughter in the yard.

"Clam?"

Lin Muge and Ning Ning are watching horror movies and seeing the scariest places.

The terrifying atmosphere that was finally established was forcibly interrupted by this sudden burst of laughter...

"I went to see."

Lin Muge walked into the courtyard with a puzzled face.

Xiao Shiyi was standing on the water, with his neck raised, his eyes rounded, his mouth open, and he looked at the front in surprise.

"hiss……"

Following the direction of her eyes, Lin Muge narrowed her eyes slightly.

"Wow."

Yu Xinning also floated out of the room.

At the place where Lin Muge bought the sheepskin scroll, a... tree has grown.

To be precise, it is a sheep tree, or the trunk, branches and leaves form the shape of a naked sheep, just like that kind of tree sculpture.

A normal sheep tree is pretty normal.

But this sheep tree...it's just too big...

The height has exceeded Lin Muge's double-storey villa...

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Hahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Yangshu ignored Lin Muge, but kept smiling while pinching his waist.

"What's wrong with this?"

"Is this a new species of tree?"

"Oh, what happened in Villa 11 is nothing."

"Our community is getting more and more mysterious."

Neighbors passing by all skillfully took pictures of this peculiar tree.

Silently complained for a few words and left.

No matter what happened to Lin Mupi's family, they would not be surprised.

"Hahahaha why do I want to laugh so much."

"Hahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Senior... is it sick..."

Lin Muge, Yu Xinning and Xiao Shiyi just looked at this sheep tree and laughed for ten minutes.

twenty minutes……

sixty minutes...

two hours...

five hours...

"It's already 8:20 at night, senior..."

The lemonade, which had just finished eating, poked Lin Shepherd.

That sheep tree that suddenly grew this morning...

It actually laughed from day to night...

never stopped...

"Hey...I think I know why it's laughing like that..."

Lin Muge quickly took out a shovel from the house and dug it beside the sheep tree.

"Senior, are you trying to dig it to death?"

"No, it seems to have eaten something by mistake..."

Seeing that there was only a small head of Xiaoxiao bamboo shoots left, Lin Muge gave a wry smile and filled in the soil again.

"This is……"

"Isn't this the Xiaoxiao Bamboo we bought at the Xiaozong Market during the Chinese New Year? It's a kind of firecracker, and it will laugh more than 500 times if you scratch it lightly."

"Ow!"

Yu Xinning suddenly looked at the sheep tree, "This sheepskin scroll was a small sapling yesterday, and it has grown so big today because it has absorbed Xiaoxiao bamboo shoots!"

"That's right, you can see it laughing so painfully."

Lin Muge sighed.

"Normally, the sheepskin ancient scroll was soaked in the blood of murlocs. Although it would be sleepless at night, it would not grow so fast, and even if it grew up, it would not be so happy."

"It looks kind of silly, but it should be as silly as laughing for hours..."

"So the only explanation is that it ate Xiaoxiao bamboo shoots. Although it can grow up instantly, the price is also obvious. It must laugh at least 50,000 times."

Lin Muge buried Xiaoxiaosun's body again underground.

"Fifty thousand? But Xiaoxiaosun can only laugh five hundred times at a time!"

"No~www.readwn.com~ Xiaoxiao bamboo shoots usually laugh 500 times and then don't want to laugh, but if it doesn't count life and death, it can laugh 50,000 times and keep getting angry."

"Then now... this tree can only laugh like this?"

"Yes...there is no other way..."

Lin Shepherd floated to the head of the sheep tree and tied its mouth with a mantra lasso.

The whole world was instantly cleansed.

But although there is no sound, I can still clearly feel the sheep tree laughing...

【shock! After Lin Muge fell into the night, he actually did such an unconscionable thing to a cheerful lamb! 】

The big spray mushroom, who has been secretly filming behind the door at home, posted a video again.

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