Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? !

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"Hahaha don't lick there."

"Alright, alright!"

At this moment, the squirrel's blasted head stuck on Lin Muge's face like an octopus.

What's even more terrifying is that countless scarlet tentacles have been born on its small body, constantly entwining Lin Muge.

It was as if Lin Muge was going to be swallowed whole.

"Okay, okay, don't make trouble."

Lin Muge squeezed the squirrel's buttocks and forcibly took it off his face. .

Only then did everyone see the true face of this squirrel.

After its head exploded, its entire face was like the mouth under the octopus' claws, with a pitch-black hole. Although it seemed to have no teeth at first glance, it was extremely terrifying.

Although Lin Muge took its body off his face, the countless scarlet tentacles sticking out from it still entangled Lin Muge tightly.

"The scientific name of this strange creature is the dandruff squirrel, because it likes to eat human dander, which is all kinds of dead skin on people, as well as dandruff and the like."

"This cute little guy was holding Xiao Zong's head just now, he should be helping Xiao Zong clean up his dandruff."

"But it's really uncommon for little zombies to live at such a high altitude."

Lin Muge put the chip squirrel directly on top of his head, and then walked to the side of Xiao Zong's head.

"Dude, how long have you been dead?"

"Ow? Ow."

"It said it had long since been forgotten."

The little stiff head on the ground frowned and replied, "Ow, ooh, ooh!"

It came back and said.

Lin Muge looked up, and behind it, there were many little stiff heads lining up.

"Ah sorry sorry!"

He quickly took down the dandruff squirrel that was feasting on his dandruff.

"Brothers, this crumb squirrel should be the chief hairdresser of the entire pine forest. The little stiff heads in the back are lining up to get their hair done. After the hair is done, they roll down to find their own body."

"I just cut the queue, it's immoral."

"Okay, let's work, let's take a photo."

Shepherd Lin hugged the cute crumb squirrel and took a photo with it.

"Business Busy"

"Operation Split"

"So Xiao Zong's head will find the wrong body..."

"Welcome to Crumb Squirrel to 'Pictured by Pigeons But Not Bringing Home Hall of Fame'"

"Dove's hair does look a lot smoother"

"An anti-dandruff expert, just use the dandruff squirrel [dog head]"

"It reminds me of the barbers in the small market..."

"That's right! Chip squirrels are on the ninth page of the Strange Pets Guide. They are suitable as pets, but they are very rare."

Lin Muge added while arranging her hair.

"Everyone has also seen that crumb squirrels have many scarlet tentacles in their bodies. As long as they are trained, they can use these tentacles to massage you."

"It's such a beautiful thing to lie on top of them and get a massage while being sucked on the head!"

There was a longing in his dark right eye.

"Sometimes I just want to open a massage resort."

"Under the sun, tourists are soaked in the warm and cool swamp, with crumb squirrels wrapped around their bodies, and thousands of hands beside them."

"Besides, the whole large chorus composed of small zombies will give you a big chorus, allowing you to enjoy physical relaxation and spiritual comfort at the same time."

"By the way! Worm fruit trees also like the geology of swamps very much. Let's set up a worm fruit tree picking garden in the shade, and put the homes of the chorus little zombies under the picking garden. When they get up every morning, they treat it as loosening the soil. already."

"My God, this is too beautiful, everyone can imagine that picture, relaxed, comfortable, and carefree."

Lin Muge closed his eyes and sighed.

"And my resort is also environmentally friendly, not to mention coolness, direct use of wildfires for lighting, and swamps are also natural resources."

"I want to really build something that might be rated as a little environmental guardian or something."

"Wait for me to save a little money in the past few years, how about opening a resort like this when I don't live broadcast? Are you all eager to come and experience it?"

"Actually, I don't want to make money to open a resort, I just want to bring happiness to everyone."

He said excitedly, as if he had thought of how crowded the resort would be, and everyone would be smiling.

"Everyone, make a quick comment, give some advice, etc. This belongs to my future plan."

Seeing that everyone on the barrage did not respond enthusiastically, but instead remained silent, Lin Muge thought that he was stuck.

"I suggest ... pigeon pigeons, don't stop broadcasting"

"The picture is so beautiful that we dare not think about it..."

"While enjoying the physical torture, the spirit is also oppressed [dog head]"

""Bring Everyone Happy""

"Note: Tourists who turn into Zombies after death can directly join the Zombies choir"

"It's just heaven"

"Pigeon, I have a suggestion, I suggest that everyone who comes on vacation should wear a shroud"

At the call of Lin Muge, everyone in the live broadcast room who dared not speak a word also began to tentatively put forward their own suggestions.

"Huh! It's a good suggestion to wear a shroud!"

"The texture of the shroud is very soft and fluffy. After wearing it, it is similar to a bathrobe, but it is more formal than a bathrobe."

"It's great, when the resort opens, I'll give every tourist a suitable shroud for free."

"And then considering that everyone must have fun and want to stay overnight, I think it would be good to get more coffins for everyone to live in."

"At night, everyone is wearing a shroud and lying in a coffin looking up at the stars. It's so enjoyable..."

Lin Muge shook her head and sighed.

Everyone also desperately echoed the road in the barrage.

Some people even suggested that a wreath should be placed beside the coffin, and that the Little Zong Band could play with suona and other musical instruments, all of which were generously accepted by Lin Muge.

"Very good, everyone has a good idea."

"I decided to give a doll to everyone who gave me advice."

He stopped.

"Huh, I finally found it."

"Everyone, this is a worm."

Lin Muge closed his right eye, turned on the flashlight, and pointed the camera ahead.

On a huge pine tree with a height of seven or eight meters, there is a terrifying mantis that is more than two meters long...

It is exactly what an ordinary praying mantis looks like when it is scaled up.

The terrifying eyes with the big heads of the two men glowed terrifyingly green in the dark.

Scythe-sharp mantis legs.

There is still meat foam on the sharp mouth.

Only at this time did everyone see clearly that there was another broken corpse under the beetle...

"Like praying mantises, females eat males."

"But isn't this couple in love?"

"The normal larvae that reach the legal age of marriage are usually three to four meters in length. This is still a cute little loli."

Lin Muge said with a smile.

"hold head high!"

It seemed that he was very unhappy with the human who disturbed his meal, and there was a low sound like rusted iron pieces rubbing against each other from the mouth of the cockroach.

Combined with the vibration of the wings and the waving of the sickle, as well as the looming blood red in the cyan pupils, it gives a very terrifying and ferocious feeling.

"Listening to this loli voice, it is indeed as I judged it. It has not changed its voice yet. The voice is milky and cute, so cute."

"Come on, call me two more times."

"hold head high!!"

The cockroach called out again obediently, but at the same time, he also waved his sickle hand frantically.

It looks as if Lin Muge will be torn apart in the next second...

"It's still beckoning to me, be more obedient."

"Everyone sees that its four little feet are already arched, which means it wants to pounce."

Following the direction of Lin Muge's fingers, everyone did see that the four dark green jade feet of the beetle, which can be regarded as the welfare of foot control, have been bowed like full bowstrings.

""Gong Li Yin""

"Do you love such a loli?"

"Foot Control Welfare"

"Let go of my three views, pigeon pigeon!"

"To be honest, the first time I heard the name Scorpion, I never thought it would be...so big..."

"No, don't the worms want to eat tooth slaves???"

"Are you sure you don't want to eat lemonade with such a big guy?"

"And why does the female mantis eat the male mantis?"

A screen full of questions passed by.

"Why does the mantis eat its own partner? You can ask your director of Tibetan fox. Brother Liang is familiar with this aspect."

"And then the beetles are indeed the only nemesis of the tooth slaves. Although they are big, they can be shrunk and placed in the mouth of Lemonade."

"Tooth slaves have very hard bodies, but the beetles' small mouths can easily pierce them and digest their bodies completely."

"Then the cockroach and the lemonade like to eat sweets, and the tooth slave is sweet, and it is the sweet kind."

Lin Muge said goodbye to this little Lolita who was in love with her puppy and continued to walk forward.

"This little loli belongs to puppy love and is not recognized by the scorpion clan, so its location should be in a remote area of ​​the scorpion clan's territory. If we go further, we should be able to see a large number of scorpions. "

"This is analyzed through supernatural psychology. Supernatural psychology is really very useful, brothers."

Because Lin Muge's black right eye sucked all the light around.

So the picture in the live room is a little dark.

Coupled with the fact that he would make strange noises from time to time when his feet stepped on pine needles, this scene was actually a bit scary...

Not to mention that there are countless strange people who are staring at the places around you that you can't see...

"Ha, it's finally here!"

After walking for almost 20 minutes, in the deepest part of the pine forest, Lin Muge stopped and pointed the camera at it. grain

But in fact, he didn't need to aim at it, everyone had already felt the green light that shot out of the cockroach's eyes.

"Actually, the eyes of the beetle are normally non-luminous."

"But they were afraid that it would be too dark for me to see, so they deliberately let their eyes shine."

"And it's still green light. I don't need to say what green means?"

"Green is the green light, it means they're giving me the green light, and I'm very welcome to their group."

Lin Muge made a well-founded analysis.

Every tall pine tree in front of him is now entrenched in a spider that is more than three meters but less than four meters.

They kept waving their scythes, and their wings vibrated at a low frequency.

If it weren't for the gloomy green eyes that made people panic, everyone would have believed Lin Muge's nonsense...

What does it mean to welcome...

This is clearly because the cockroach's eyes are starving and green...

"What's inside, which of you is the village chief? I'm here to find a few strong beetles."

Seeing that these cockroaches were watching him not to speak, Lin Muge clapped his hands and said actively.

The beetles on the tree were so arrogant when they saw that this little human was so arrogant with only a small plastic shovel that a child put on the beach to play with sand in his hand, they were puzzled for a while.

Could it be... a fraud?

The beetles on the tree looked at each other and saw the fear in each other's eyes.

Although they don't understand humans.

But there will never be a human who dares to trespass into their territory without a decent weapon?

"hold head high!"

Under the urging of other larvae, the beetle reluctantly jumped down from the pine tree.

"Hello."

Seeing this little cutie being so nervous, Lin Muge strode forward and extended a shovel generously.

"Excited!"

This series of movements scared the cockroach, who had come down from the pine tree under a lot of pressure, to the point that his heart thumped wildly, and he kept waving the sickle.

"Don't be afraid, I'm just an unarmed human being!"

"Normally, I should be afraid of you."

Lin Muge said with a smile.

"Yes! The key is that you are not afraid!"

"It's because you're not afraid that people are so afraid of cockroaches..."

"I feel like this cockroach has been frightened by pigeons..."

"The worm: There is a fraud, there is definitely a fraud!"

"The Empty City"

"As expected of a pigeon"

"Is this also psychic psychology?"

Lin Muge looks so fearless, let alone a cockroach...

Even everyone in the live broadcast room thought he must have cheated...

"I'm here to recruit a few worms that are powerful and can eat."

"This, you try it first."

Lin Muge took out a mass of Yanu's corpses from the bag.

The small act of taking out his schoolbag terrified the beetle in front of him.

The beetles on the tree also shrank to the back of the tree.

"What are you doing?"

Such a big reaction made Lin Muge laugh.

"This is sugar, it's delicious, you can try it."

In order to show his friendship, he specially threw the corpse of Yanu in front of the beetle.

"hold head high!!"

Accompanied by bursts of shrill screams, all the beetles within a radius of tens of meters with Yanu's body as the center all shivered and hid.

"…"

"Are you guys overreacting..."

"It's not... a grenade..."

Lin Muge scratched his head in confusion.

"It's delicious, try it."

He picked up Fangnu's body with great precision and threw it into the sharp mouth of the beetle in front of him.

"hold head high!!"

"hold head high?!"

"hold head high…"

At first, the worm was still rolling on the ground and covering its face, which was very painful.

He twitched and spasmed as if he had drank nuclear waste water.

But when it sensed the smell of Yanu, the eyes the size of a baby's head instantly burst into colorful rays of light.

"hold head high?"

When the other larvae saw its expression, they all stuck their heads out in confusion.

"I still have it here."

Seeing this, Lin Muge took out a lot of Yasu's corpses that were as fast as black candy.

"Ang! Ang Ang!"

The beetle that ate the tooth slave also called on his companions.

Seeing how excited it was, the other beetles on the tree also climbed down suspiciously and tried to eat something.

"Shh!"

In an instant, the pine forest that was originally flickering with green light instantly became colorful.

All the worms have become the ambassadors of Skittles.

"The eyes of the beetle can emit seven colors of light, which is amazing."

"Generally, the green light has two meanings. One is to welcome you, and the other is to want to eat you. I believe the green light in their eyes just now welcomes me."

"And the colorful glow proves they're excited right now."

Lin Muge bathed in seven-color light to everyone in the live broadcast room.

"I know that there are all kinds of delicious food in one place. Come four or five strong men to come with me?"

Seeing that it was almost the same, he also clapped his hands and asked.

"Excited!"

The cockroaches who had surrounded him all stared at him, nodding excitedly as they watched him.

"Five is enough, which of you is stronger?"

"Excited!"

"hold head high!"

"Anger!"

As soon as he said these words, the cockroaches instantly raised their scythes and showed off their biceps, all of them glistening in the moonlight.

"Well, take a test!"

Lin Muge's eyes lit up when he saw that there was an unfortunate boulder in front of him.

"Come, line up, chop this rock, and I'll take a look."

The beetles were also obedient and consciously filmed the team.

"Bang!"

The first larvae lit up its sickle, and gave Lin Muge a wink before slashing **** the big stone in front of him.

"Alright, next one."

Lin Muge gave it a thumbs up.

The beetles in the back also followed one by one.

"It looks like it's a stone, so I don't dare to exert force, pass."

"This is not good, the strength is too small."

"Although this one is strong, the sickle is not very sharp."

"Yo! This only works!"

"This posture is so ugly that it can't show its true strength."

After more than 30 beetles in the front and back were all chopped once, Lin Muge directly eliminated half of them.

The other half tested long jumps, pull-ups, push-ups, sit-ups, and 50-meter runs on his call.

and lung capacity.

After a series of rigorous tests, Lin Muge also selected the six most robust larvae.

"Actually, I only wanted to choose five."

"But the six of you are very strong, and I am very moved."

"So take all six of you to enjoy."

He looked at the six worms in front of him, and spent another half an hour giving a pre-war speech, which boosted his morale a lot.

""The speech of the king""

"Pigeon has taken a small physical test..."

"Even a worm can do more than a dozen pull-ups..."

"At least I have more lung capacity than a worm"

"The Six Jedi Knights"

"Pigeon is so passionate, I can't wait to go to Ning Ning's mouth to kill the Quartet..."

"So how do you bring back such a big pigeon?"

As soon as the question was raised on the barrage, Lin Muge took out six long bamboo cane eyes, which can be reduced proportionally after taking them.

"Don't worry, I'll send them back when I'm done."

Under the envious eyes of the other cockroaches, Lin Muge put the six majestic animals into his pocket, and then took off into the air and flew down the mountain.

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