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"Break this record?!"

In the Year of the Turtle, the neck suddenly stretched a bit, which startled Lin Muge.

"Young man, don't be too loud."

"If you want to challenge, you can challenge my record of only 31 deaths in six hours. This is better than the one with the most deaths."

"Although death can be seen everywhere in this playground, if you want to die once a minute... it's still a bit difficult, even if you take the initiative to ask for death."

The Year of the Turtle reminded with a smile.

As he said, the amusement park is indeed dying all the time, and the cheerful cries of the animals are endless.

In this kind of place, sometimes you deliberately seek death but you will not die.

"It's okay, I'll challenge it, what if I really break this record?"

Lin Muge rubbed his hands, looking like he couldn't wait.

"And there are so many unheard-of ways of dying in amusement parks that really make people yearn for it!"

"How can one have the chance to die so many times in one's life?"

He handed the camera to the Year of the Turtle beside him...

"Brothers, I believe that everyone can't wait to see me die, so I'll go in and show you a little bit."

Lin Muge took a deep breath and resolutely stepped into the death playground.

"Wow, it's really nice here... bang!"

Before he could finish speaking, he stepped on a hidden trap on the ground, and a super-large pendulum fell from the sky and smashed him into pieces.

"Fuck, this is really..."

"Flash away!!!"

A few seconds later, Lin Muge, who had just been resurrected, just stood up and didn't give a **** testimonial when he was slammed into the air by a buck thrown off a roller coaster 100 meters away.

The sharp antlers pinned him directly to the "Children's Playground" sign.

"Ha, brothers, I've just taken a step and I'm already dead..."

"Bang!"

Before he could finish speaking again, the heavy sign of the children's playground was crumbling and fell heavily to the ground.

"call……"

After Lin Muge was resurrected, he crawled out from under the sign out of breath.

"I can't believe I can do it again..."

"duang~"

Before he could breathe a sigh of relief, the big pendulum that stepped on the trap and fell from the sky at the beginning swayed up and overturned his head again, and hooked his unrevived corpse into the air.

Before he could revive the big pendulum that had risen to the top, he spasmed and shook his corpse down.

"Um?"

In the process of falling, the newly resurrected Lin Shepherd landed on the stag who also just climbed out from under the sign of the children's playground before he could react.

While smashing the buck to death, the pair of sharp horns also penetrated his body again.

"Pigeon sent five heads in one minute..."

"Too late for dinner..."

"Die five times at the beginning of a game, what is this top chef [dog head]"

"Meituan has no pigeons to send"

""Five Peerless""

"Tech Statistics: Antlers and Big Pendulum Take Double Plays"

""Death Don't Go""

"I think there is a reason why so few people die in the year of the turtle..."

Everyone in the live broadcast room thought that Lin Muge would die many times.

But I never thought that Lin Muge would die five times in a row in different ways at such a fast speed...

"This……"

The Year of the Turtle, who was holding the camera beside him, was stunned.

It had been standing in the same place during this series of events just now.

The big pendulum smashed half a step before it.

The flying deer ran past its body, and the antlers were almost strung together by Lin Muge and him.

The sign of the children's playground also stuck to its nose when it was smashed down.

"Die five times in 52.68 seconds!"

"Is this really going to break the record!"

In the Year of the Turtle, Lin Muge's eyes widened excitedly when he could finally take a breath.

It has been alive and dead for so long, and it has never been delivered so quickly.

It's an eye opener today.

"Very well, brothers, the game has just begun."

Lin Muge gave the camera a thumbs up.

"Brothers, this roller coaster is good, I think we can experience a wave."

He looked at the camera and said.

Then the roller coaster behind it deviated from the track in bursts of happy cries and hit Lin Muge head-on.

"Huh! Fortunately, something went wrong, or else my salary will be deducted again."

A Mole employee said with relief after seeing the roller coaster safely derail with no survivors.

"I……"

"This……"

"Wait, let me first..."

"Okay……"

The passengers on the roller coaster were resurrected one by one, and with laughter and laughter, they stepped on Lin Muge, who was constantly dying and constantly resurrecting, and left happily.

Between chatting and laughing, Lin Muge gave four more heads.

"Brothers, it can be regarded as making me stand up, it's not easy."

"Mr. Turtle, I am now..."

"Bang!"

Beneath the falling roller coaster, a folded iron block snapped open and cut off half of Lin Muge's skull.

"...Mr. Turtle, I think you can only die now..."

"Bang!"

An iron nail flew out from the roller coaster that the staff had just dragged away, hitting Lin Muge's eyebrows.

"...Mr. Turtle..."

Lin Muge licked his lips and quickly changed positions.

"I think it's true that you can only die more than thirty times..."

"clang!"

"Sorry! The problem with this car is too big!"

The roller coaster that got back on the track happened to fall off and hit Lin Muge who was standing in a different place.

"You roller coaster is so blind, can you let Pigeon finish talking [dog head]"

"Four roller coasters kill Lin Muge"

"The roller coaster is torture."

"Dormammu, I'm here to negotiate the terms [Dog Head]"

"Roller Coaster: I heard you're going to break the death record"

"Isn't this a script..."

"Normal people can't die so many times"

"Is there a Wild Count-kun?"

Barrages flashed by.

Everyone is numb by now.

There is no concept of life or death.

"Mr. Turtle, I now think you can only die more than 30 times to be a real cow..."

"Huh? Who are you calling the real cow?"

The buffalo elder brother who passed by passed the horn and killed Lin Muge, who was talking nonsense with his eyes open.

"Look, it's a turtle, and I'm the real cow!"

"...Yes, yes, you are...a cow, a real cow."

Lin Muge smiled bitterly and said to the irritable Buffalo brother.

"Mr. Turtle, I think it's really awesome that you can only die more than thirty times."

Seeing Brother Buffalo leaving angrily, Lin Muge finally finished the sentence completely and safely.

The year of the turtle in front of it is also stunned.

"No no no...you are...you are the real cow!"

"Yo? Your old turtle's eyes aren't good either?"

The irritable buffalo brother didn't know when he came around again. When he heard that the year of the turtle was referring to a deer as a horse, he looked at Lin Muge and said that he was really a cow.

However, its tortoise shell is too thick to move.

"It's grandma's, if it doesn't move, then you die."

It rubbed the horns, and because it could not stand the year of the turtle, it stabbed Lin Muge to death again.

"Oh my god……"

"This is the first time..."

Year of the Turtle shook his head, his breathing trembled slightly, and he looked at Lin Muge as if he were looking at a monster.

Although it is easy to die here, but... but it is not as easy as Lin Muge!

Lin Muge's death count reached double figures in just a few minutes. This is simply...

"It's just incredible..."

The Year of the Turtle said with admiration.

"Young man, I... I have lived for so long, and I have never seen one die as fast as you!"

"It's just like... opening and hanging..."

"And your death is so silky, everything seems like a coincidence but it doesn't seem like a coincidence, it's really wonderful!"

"We Qingqing Grassland have never had a person who can die like you!"

"I have a hunch, if you continue to send it like this, it will definitely break the death record of our Qingqing Grassland!"

It looked at Lin Muge and was full of praise.

A rainbow fart from the heart said that Lin Muge was blushing.

"Actually, it's not that great..."

"It was just a coincidence..."

Halfway through Lin Muge's words, his face suddenly changed, and dark blood spurted out of his mouth.

"Sorry, I accidentally bit him just now."

"Human, are you alright?"

A cobra holding a candied haws patted Lin Muge with its tail and asked apologetically.

"No...cough, no..."

Lin Muge, whose face was full of sauce, shook her head and waved her hands. Before she could say this, she fell to the ground and twitched.

"Oh, what a big deal!"

After a few seconds, he stood up full of energy and gave the cobra a thumbs up.

"Okay guys! Let's not talk about it, I'm going to experience a wave of mountain bikes."

"I'm in a hurry..."

"I'm sorry!!!"

On the roaring roller coaster, the spikes on a porcupine smashed through Lin Muge's chest like a sharp sword.

""Hurry to Die""

"Please don't send it so fast!"

"Counter-kun is already dead!"

"The Conan studio is not dangerous here"

"On the Thousand Ways to Die"

"How many times did the roller coaster kill?"

"The roller coaster is already amazing"

"Pigeon be careful teammates report you to give a head [dog head]"

Unconsciously, everyone's acceptance of death has also increased layer by layer.

They even watched Lin Muge's live broadcast with delight.

"I can not wait any more!"

After experiencing countless accidental deaths, Lin Muge finally got on the roller coaster without any safety protection.

"Brothers, this roller coaster still has something."

"The track looks unremarkable now, but after the roller coaster starts, all kinds of interesting props suddenly pop up on it, which is very interesting."

Lin Muge said hello to the giraffe brother whose neck was longer than the two of them.

"Brother Lu, what do you usually call giraffes?"

"Ow."

The giraffe on the side glanced at him and let out an expressionless bark.

"Huh! I thought giraffes wouldn't bark..."

As soon as Lin Muge finished speaking, the roller coaster slowly started with black smoke like a tractor that was about to be abandoned.

There were also bursts of laughter and laughter on the roller coaster. The animals were all smiles, and it seemed that the years were quiet.

"Boom..."

The roller coaster moves slowly, and the climb is slow but bumpy enough.

This has just begun, and several small animals fell down and died violently on the spot.

"It's going to speed up!"

Under the expectations of everyone in the live broadcast room, Lin Muge actually survived the initial bumps safely.

The roller coaster reached the highest peak, and all the animals held their breath.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Meow meow meow!"

"Ouch!"

At the moment when the roller coaster was falling rapidly, all the seat belts that fixed people on the car were neatly deflected, and rows of animals with their arms raised in the air flew into the air.

The screeching shrieks and the crackling sound of the animals falling from the sky played like a beautiful yin music.

"Shh!"

However, in the next second, all the sounds stopped abruptly.

In front of the rapidly descending roller coaster, there was a straight iron wire that instantly cut off everyone on the car.

Except for the giraffe next to Lin Muge, whose neck was cut off.

"Meow meow meow!"

"Ooooooooooo!"

"Wuhu!"

After the resurrection, everyone was still sitting in the car, shaking their heads and shouting as if nothing had happened.

"Boom!"

At the end of the slope, an ice wall suddenly appeared.

The whole dilapidated roller coaster slammed into it with unbelted animals and people.

The ice cubes shattered.

The people in the car were also shattered.

The car also shattered.

The original section of the roller coaster has only the last carriage left, which is slowly driving ahead.

Sitting above are the newly resurrected forest pigeons and giraffes.

The fragments of the carriage smashed down from the front inadvertently killed the Year of the Turtle who was watching.

"Wuhu!"

"Ouch!"

The small carriage slowly climbed up the slope.

The forest shepherd and the giraffe above were holding their hooves, shaking their heads and shaking their necks, shouting with excitement.

It even made everyone in the live broadcast room unable to tell which one was a human and which one was a giraffe...

The roller coaster climbed high again and then plummeted down.

"Buzz!!!"

A giant meat grinder suddenly appeared in front of the track.

The speed and inertia of the fall threw the Lin Shepherd and the giraffe, who had no seat belts, directly into the meat grinder.

While their flesh and blood flew, they were also resurrected hand in hand.

"How about Counting! How many times has Pigeon died!"

"It's too many to count!!"

"Pigeons and giraffes are thicker than water in the meat grinder"

"Flesh Brothers"

"Pigeon is alive again..."

"He even gave us a thumbs up..."

"Watching more ways to die today than I've ever seen on TV and movies in my life combined..."

Looking at Lin Muge's death and resurrection again and again, the number of people in the live broadcast room is still rising...

"That's cool, bro"

After the resurrection, Lin Muge was hit hard by the rushing roller coaster before he finished speaking.

With the sound of his body shattering like a ball, he happened to be kicked by the roller coaster into the boat next door.

"Pfft!"

The so-called rapids are not water, but countless sharp ice cones.

Lin Muge, who was resurrected in mid-air and didn't realize why he was not a giraffe, was instantly pierced by countless ice picks.

However, the torrent is just beginning.

Ferocious sharks continue to emerge from the rapids to feast on them.

The hailstone with the size of the airman's head fell indiscriminately.

The electric eel next to Lin Muge was too excited and accidentally electrocuted him, who was about to die, and delayed his progress in breaking the head record.

"Fuck!"

"So cool!"

Yuliu Yongjin quickly turned a corner.

After seeing what the so-called rapid current was, Lin Muge's pupils, who had been electrocuted into an explosive head, shook.

The front is hot lava!

"This is really a new way to die!"

He compared his signature scissors to the camera, and then disappeared in the billowing lava.

Lin Muge was resurrected again, still sitting steadily in the car that was advancing bravely.

"Boom!"

The speed of the car gradually slowed down, but a super large snowball with a diameter of more than five meters came from somewhere behind the car.

"Wu..."

This big snowball slammed into Lin Muge without even giving Lin Muge a chance to cheer.

"He is simply the son of death..."

"No! He is simply the father of death!"

The Year of the Turtle raised his neck and sighed.

The big snowball knocked Lin Muge directly onto the Ferris wheel dozens of meters away.

Because of the addition of Lin Muge, the Ferris wheel did not have an accident. First, the car Lin Muge was in fell from the air.

Then came one car after another.

And it all happened to fall on Lin Muge, who had just been resurrected every time.

A wave of hearty five kills is directly sent to the Ferris wheel.

"Bang!"

After all the cars fell, the Ferris wheel rolled like a wheel.

A screw hooked onto Lin Muge's clothes and lifted him up. After two or three rounds of crushing, he was safely placed on the guillotine.

The machete above fell, and Lin Muge harvested his own head again.

"I thought it was an exaggeration for Dove to break the record, but I didn't expect..."

"The record is about once a minute, and the pigeon is once every twenty seconds..."

"Father of Death"

"Meng Po: Have you been here several times, kid?"

"Ye Wangye: Lin Muge's name is obviously no longer in the book of life and death!"

"Really alive and dead"

"Mom asked me why I was kneeling to watch the live broadcast"

"Deadpool: The director is unfair, why is he not only immortal but also so handsome!"

At the same time that Lin Muge had already played to the point of ecstasy, the barrage also turned into a sea of ​​memes.

Since getting on the roller coaster, Lin Muge can be said to have never lived.

A ride experience experience will always be very considerate to send him to the next one to continue the experience.

In just an hour, Lin Muge had passively played the entire playground.

"One hundred and sixty-seven times!"

"Oh my god……"

Seeing the unscathed Lin Muge walking towards him, the Year of the Turtle was so excited that he couldn't speak.

"Do you know how many times you die in an hour?!"

"In just sixty minutes and three thousand six hundred seconds, you died one hundred and sixty-seven times!"

It held Lin Muge's hand and said.

"belch."

Lin Muge hiccupped.

"This is a new record! A new record is born!"

The Year of the Turtle took a deep breath and raised his neck and yelled.

With its roar, the entire playground of laughter and laughter instantly quieted down.

"A new record is born?!"

"Doesn't that mean..."

"Tonight is a carnival and killing night!"

"Great!"

"Is this a record broken by this human?!"

"it's him!"

"My old bull stabbed him twice! There's a part of me in the record!"

After the silence, all the animals looked at Lin Muge and whispered.

There were smiles of excitement and anticipation on each animal's face.

"This is……"

Lin Muge looked at the Year of the Turtle with some doubts~www.readwn.com~ young man, although everyone can be resurrected infinitely in our Qingqing grassland, we have a clear rule that all animals must not kill other people without reason . "

"If people want to die, they can only go through amusement parks or other entertainment facilities, as well as sports."

"But there is one exception, and that is the carnival killing night."

"On this night, all the animals can kill each other, like you see in the gym, different weapons will randomly appear anywhere, and everyone can take up their weapons and kill everyone they see. people."

"When the sun rises again, the animals can no longer kill each other. The one with the most kills that night will be erected a statue."

The Year of the Turtle said slowly.

"Then... the carnival killing night is tonight?"

"No, it's every record-breaking night, and you broke the one-hour death record for an amusement park today!"