Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? !

"Damn it, I can understand sheep words!"

"Is it possible that this sheep speaks human words..."

"The Sheep's Head"

"...Since it walks upright, why doesn't it wear clothes..."

"Why can it turn over a book with sheep's hoof..."

"And why is it reading the criminal law book!"

So many inexplicable elements are combined together, so that everyone does not know how to complain about this upright walking goat for a while.

"…Hello."

Lin Muge also touched the goat's hoof politely.

Then the atmosphere became inexplicably weird.

One person and one sheep are a little bit at a time when they don't know what to say...

Looking at the snow-white goatee, Lin Muge's painful childhood memories began to flood into his heart.

Although he has always been a bully in the face of weirdness, he really can't stand up to the weirdness of the same species as his primary school teacher...

"What?!"

Suddenly, another scream broke the awkward atmosphere.

A young goat walking upright at the corner widened his eyes when he saw Lin Muge, and covered his mouth with his hoof.

This looks a little more surprising than everyone sees a goat walking upright.

"Oh, it's a dog."

"what…"

Lin Muge pursed her lips and laughed awkwardly.

A goat said that dogs are so inconsistent...

"Are you a human from outside? Is it convenient to have lunch with us?"

"I haven't been out of the mountain for a long time, and I don't know what the outside world is like."

It hugged its child and hung the criminal law book on the corner and asked with a smile.

"…Okay."

Lin Muge took a deep breath and nodded, "Your... your name?"

"I admire human humility so much, that's why I named myself Zhang Yang."

"…"

The corner of Lin Muge's mouth twitched, and he silently gave a thumbs up.

"This is the humble house, this is my wife."

There is a naturally formed cave on the cliff of the mountain.

Although it is naturally formed, it is very warmly arranged inside.

There are small firefly lamps glowing with yellow light, and there are tables, chairs, benches and bookshelves made of dead trees.

There was even some mountain spring water that was drawn from somewhere. A female goat with wild flowers on her head was washing vegetables. When she saw Lin Muge, she also smiled and nodded to him.

This cave, which is only about 20 square meters, is really warm and happy.

"Sit down for a while, and I'll get you some water."

"Okay okay..."

Lin Muge took a deep breath and sat up.

"Brothers, what everyone sees is not that the goat has become a sperm, but a brand-new strange creature, the scientific name is called Zhiyang."

"They are what ordinary goats become when they die, which is equivalent to the death of a human being when they become Zombies."

"Xiao Zong generally has low intelligence, but Zhi Yang is very intelligent, and some are even more intelligent than humans."

"At present, the number of wise sheep in the country is very rare, and it is estimated that there are only three of them on the whole mountain."

Taking advantage of Zhang Yang's pouring water, he quickly informed everyone about it.

"I've been waiting for a long time!"

Zhang Yang trotted to the table holding two cups made of tree roots.

"This is carrot juice, fresh carrots."

It pushed a cup in front of Lin Muge.

"…thanks…"

After seeing Zhang Yang, Lin Muge's pupils trembled.

Zhang Yang, who had not been dressed just now, had put on a plain white robe and even put on glasses.

He also held a scepter-like wooden stick in his hand, which looked... magical.

"Respect life."

Zhang Yang sat on a chair with Erlang's legs raised and raised a glass.

"Wow, it's delicious!"

Lin Muge took a sip of the radish juice, and a hint of surprise flashed on his face.

"Gandalf the White Wizard"

“Too savory”

"It finally put the clothes on"

"Does it cast spells?"

"Even the goats wear glasses"

"It'll even cross Erlang's legs"

"Elegance Never Goes Out of Style"

Now the position of Lin Muge's camera is similar to that of a one-on-one interview.

The first time he broadcast live to the abandoned mental hospital in Nancheng, he interviewed Xiaobai like this.

The more than two million people in the live broadcast room never expected that on the other side of Lin Muge, in addition to Xiao Zong, there was another chance to sit on a goat...

"Oh, this is the book I've been working on lately."

Seeing that Lin Muge's eyes were on the tattered Luo Xiangshuo criminal law, Zhang Yang said with a smile, "Do you understand criminal law?"

"I... get it a little bit. I thought about studying law before, but after studying law, I don't know what to do except lawyers."

"Study the Fa and become a mage!"

Zhang Yang put the scepter in his hand across his leg and said with a smile.

"...Indeed, Mage, why didn't I think of it at the time."

Lin Muge was silent for a few seconds and then nodded.

"I haven't been to human society for a long time. May I ask you a question about human society?"

"Of course I'm not asking for nothing."

Zhang Yang opened his mouth and spat out a ball.

"This is a very good medicinal material for human beings. It is useless to stay in my body. I will give it to you."

It rinsed the small ball with water and handed it to Lin Muge.

"This…"

Lin Muge took it and showed it to the camera.

"This is a stone in the body of the Zhiyang, because the Zhiyang itself is a strange creature and is dead, so this stone is essentially all the vitality in their body, and it is definitely a great supplement to the living."

He held the ball in his hand and felt it.

The vitality contained in this small ball is even more than that of Lin Muge...

"It's useless to me. Since we can meet in the old forest with such a body, I believe this is definitely fate, so I might as well give it to you."

"Okay, then you can ask whatever you want to know."

Lin Muge took a deep breath and said.

What Zhiyang wants to ask is nothing more than the current human society.

"Do you know how Columbus discovered the New World?"

"…what?"

"Columbus actually discovered the New World under the guidance of the Trisolarans."

"…hiss…"

Lin Muge stared at Zhang Yang's face for a few seconds, then took a breath, and suddenly became awe-inspiring.

This first question shows that Zhang Yang is a sheep...

It's not easy...

"You... keep talking."

Lin Muge adjusted his sitting posture, frowned and made a gesture of please.

"Actually, Nuwa mended the sky because there was a hole in the sky, and the sun would tan her."

"And Jiang Ziya, just a stupid fisherman."

"Darwin's theory of evolution is not very rigorous. Why can't man be a sheep if he evolved from a monkey? Can't he be a bird? Can't he be a fish?"

"The pyramid is actually the secret base of aliens on earth. Humanity will eventually perish, and this world will be destroyed."

"By the way, do you know where Louis XVI's head is?"

Zhang Yang mysteriously took out a wooden box.

"No...not in..."

Lin Muge pointed to the wooden box, and his Adam's apple rolled slightly.

"Not in this box anyway."

Zhang Yang tapped the box in his hand, then put it up again.

"…Okay."

Lin Muge gave Zhang Yang a deep look, and nodded with a thumbs up while leaning against the back of the chair.

Zhang Yang's astonishing remarks made him doubt himself for a while.

Zhiyang's IQ...is it really high?

Am I remembering wrong?

Could it be that Zhang Yang has some kind of mental illness?

"You...you! Do you have...any basis for what you said?"

Lin Muge rubbed his eyebrows hesitantly.

From the strange perspective of caring for people with mental illness, he felt that it was necessary to have a further in-depth exchange with Zhang Yang.

"There is evidence."

"On what basis?"

"I can channel."

Zhang Yang pushed his glasses, "I summoned the Almighty God and asked him personally."

"Oh…"

Lin Muge nodded slowly, leaned back tactically, and glanced at the camera beside him.

"Destroy human tyranny, the world belongs to the wise sheep"

"The Wise Sheep Crisis"

"I feel that Zhiyang's brain hole is comparable to Kennedy's"

"The Prophecy of the Wisdom Sheep"

"Do I call the police and tell the police that the police will believe them?"

"The police are professionally trained, they won't laugh at you, try calling the police"

"Pigeon still overestimates the IQ of Zhiyang"

"Is it possible to underestimate [Dog Head]"

Originally, everyone in the live broadcast room thought this would be the ultimate discussion between people and sheep about life, the universe, and philosophy.

Unexpectedly, the content is beyond everyone's imagination.

"Excuse me, how long have you been in this situation...for how long?"

"Have these thoughts been in your head the whole time or have... all of a sudden?"

Lin Muge took a sip of radish juice and asked very seriously.

Mental illness also requires early treatment.

But not if you are terminally ill.

"Are you surprised that I know so much?"

Zhang Yang stroked his beard and asked directly.

"It's really surprising..."

"It doesn't matter, I tell you these secrets in the hope that you will spread these things out."

"...I try to spread the word..."

"By the way, here I...have a secret."

it said in a low voice.

"Just say it."

Lin Muge also turned her ears.

He felt that no matter what Zhang Yang said, he would not be surprised...

"I have a mysterious parchment here."

Zhang Yang slammed off the white robe on his body.

"Clam?"

Then, under the shocked eyes of Lin Muge and all the audience in the live broadcast room, he took off a layer of wool on his body like taking off his vest.

So it actually wears clothes all the time!

Lin Muge gritted his teeth, and really couldn't understand why the goat had to push off his own hair to make a sweater and put it on.

"This is a wool shirt my wife made for me, and it's very warm."

Aware of Lin Muge's gaze, Zhang Yang said with a smile, and took out an ancient sheepskin scroll from the inner pocket of the wool shirt.

This yellowed ancient scroll reveals an ancient atmosphere everywhere.

"Many years ago, I was just an ordinary goat, but one day, I suddenly understood the meaning of life."

"While I learned to walk upright, I also found this ancient sheepskin scroll in my mouth."

"But the words above are not human words, nor sheep words."

Zhang Yang put on his wool shirt and white robe again, and unfolded the ancient scroll on the table.

"...when you see this sentence..."

"I am already dead…"

Lin Muge frowned slightly and translated softly.

What was written on the ancient scroll was standard nonsense, but there was only one sentence.

"It looks like a map."

He picked up the firefly kit on the side and said it according to him.

"Where is the map? I think this is the place that gave me insight into the truth of the universe."

"...I can't tell where it is for now. It may be in Qinling, or it may be somewhere else."

Lin Muge scratched his head.

He could indeed feel the strong Yin Qi from the sheepskin ancient scroll, and of course it might be because the ancient scroll was covered by Zhang Yang Tiantian.

The above nonsense is only one sentence, it looks cloudy and foggy, just like the scary introduction...

"I'll leave this sheepskin scroll to you. Can you help me find out the meaning of my life?"

Zhang Yang said very sincerely.

"It's... OK, but..."

"No need to say more, you can read the words on the ancient scroll, which proves that you are a destined person. I have counted all this."

It stroked its beard and smiled mysteriously, making Lin Muge stunned for a moment.

"Okay, then I'll go back and give this ancient scroll to the relevant departments and let them compare the location."

"Thank you so much, do you eat grass?"

Zhang Yang took a bundle of freshly washed grass from the side and asked kindly.

"Grass...it's not necessary..."

Lin Muge shook his head a little tiredly.

"What did you eat last meal, aren't you hungry?"

"Goat meat to eat."

"What?!"

"What?!"

"What?!!"

There were three different levels of shock from the small cave.

Zhang Yang stopped chewing the grass for a while.

"hiss…"

Lin Muge took a breath, he forgot the environment he was in now...

Speak the truth out of your mouth...

"Ha, or... or should I go first?"

Lin Muge smiled awkwardly and pointed to the door.

"Thank you for your hospitality..."

The awkward atmosphere around him made him clasped his fist at Zhang Yang and rushed out the door.

"It's so embarrassing brothers, why is this happening."

"Why is the atmosphere so awkward..."

He took a deep breath to adjust his mood.

"I think Zhang Yang may be... a fool to study law."

"Actually, for the health of strange creatures, the Bureau of Conspiracy has a department of the Weird Mental Health Association."

"I wanted to make a rough judgment on Zhang Yang's condition just now, but I feel...it's hard to judge...it's a little hard to say..."

"I think I can wait until I go back and let the Conspiracy Bureau review this video again."

"But don't worry, normally a strange creature like a chi sheep... it is indeed... the kind of very intelligent."

"And the last sheepskin scroll seems to be full of mysteries. I have to study it."

Lin Muge rubbed his brows.

"Law student: Are you polite?"

"Zhang San packaged Zhi Yang as an ordinary goat and sold it at the vegetable market. What crime did Zhang San commit?"

"It turns out that it is not only people who embarrass pigeons, but also sheep [dog heads]"

"Eat Goat Meat"

"This wave of pigeons is a chatting genius"

"I think Zhiyang has the potential to be an actor or a magician."

After the day, the number of people in the live broadcast room gradually increased. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

There was also a lot of excitement on the barrage.

"finally…"

"Finally handed over that cursed thing... handed over..."

In the cozy little cave on the cliff, Zhang Yang looked at the back of Lin Muge leaving, and a tangle appeared on his face.

But when he saw his wife washing grass and children playing with him, he still chewed the licorice in his mouth fiercely.

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