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Chapter 243: There's still help, but surgery is needed

"The sea crickets need to be cleaned first."

"Although there are no parasites on ordinary strange creatures, the sea cricket itself is a parasite."

"They like to be parasitic in the brains of big fish, and it is inevitable that they will get some dirty things."

Lin Muge got a basin of water, and then added a bottle of beer.

"Just use alcohol to clean sea crickets."

Lin Muge directly poured a bag of sea crickets into the basin, and then changed the lid on the basin at a lightning-fast speed.

"Bang bang bang bang!"

Immediately afterwards, a bullet-like crash was heard under the lid. .

Even if you don't see the picture, you can imagine the scene of countless sea crickets crashing desperately under the lid.

"Although it's cleaning, you just need to press the lid, and the sea crickets will wash them off by themselves."

Lin Muge sat directly on the lid.

In less than a minute the voice below became quieter.

"When everyone hears the silence, it means that the sea cricket has taken a bath and is drunk."

Lin Muge opened the lid.

Seeing the sea crickets in the basin, everyone gasped.

"So what about sea crickets???"

"Aren't sea crickets black?"

"Fuck these white..."

"Barrage bodyguard, barrage bodyguard, barrage bodyguard, barrage bodyguard!"

"True Whitewash"

"Is this really edible!"

"Master Bei shook his head when he saw it."

Originally, the basin was water with beer added, and there were black sea crickets.

But now the basin is full of dark liquid, and it is full of snow-white sea crickets.

Because the whole body became snow-white, the black eyes on the tentacles of the sea cricket appeared even more abrupt, making the scalp numb.

"That's right, Dangdangdang! The sea cricket itself is actually white, and the black things are all the dirt on it."

"Is there a sense of accomplishment watching these dirty things get cleaned up?"

"Then the sea crickets didn't move because they were dead, but because they were drunk."

"I poured half a bottle of beer just now, and they are no longer strong enough to drink. It's very underwhelming."

Lin Muge put on a rubber glove and took out the white sea crickets one by one that were drunk from the black water.

After he put his hand into the basin, the black liquid came alive like the venom in the Spider-Man movie and climbed up to his rubber gloves, like black blood vessels.

"These dirty things weren't alive at first, but after staying with strange creatures like sea crickets for a long time, they came back to life."

"It's equivalent to a parasite that lives on a parasite like the sea cricket, which is very interesting."

After Lin Muge took out all the sea crickets, his entire rubber gloves had turned black, and he took the initiative to detach from his hands.

After jumping for a few times, he raised his **** with Chong Lin Muge, and then ran out happily with two fingers.

"This kind of parasite can only be parasitized on strange creatures, and it can't live long when attached to gloves."

"if only……"

"Snapped!"

Before Lin Muge could finish speaking, the rubber gloves were slapped on the ground by a thousand hands.

"hiss……"

Before Lin Muge and this Qianshou could react, the black dirty things on it quickly wrapped Qianshou's whole body like venom encountered Spider-Man.

The other thousand hands were instantly shocked and shivered, hugging each other and shrinking to the corner (っ°Д°;)っ.

"Thousands of hands are also strange creatures..."

"Damn it, it took a thousand hands!"

"Then this thousand hands will have a big change in temperament..."

"??! It's flying!"

"No! Thousand-hands-!"

"This wave is Eto reincarnated belongs to yes"

"Thousands of hands look very painful..."

The plastic gloves fell to the ground with a clatter.

And the passing Qianshou was stunned for two seconds, then his whole body turned completely black in the next instant, and he twitched very painfully.

The blue veins on the arm were exposed, the fibrous blood vessels were intertwined, the five fingers were sometimes clenched and sometimes opened, and the joints above were crackling like firecrackers during the Spring Festival, and finally the whole hand was uprooted and flew into the air.

"Wow……"

Ning Ning and Xiao Shiyi, who heard the sound outside, slowly opened their mouths w(?Д?)w.

The little flying spider also crawled down from Ji Fanbu's face, more than 30 eyes staring round (?_?).

Ye Xinglan on the second floor also pushed open the door.

Even Xiao Ru, who was basking in the sunset, sat up.

I saw a pair of black wings slowly grow from the wrist of this thousand hands.

Although small, it can fly.

"Senior, is it still the original..."

"Ow, ooh, ooh?"

"Lin Muge, what happened just now?"

Seeing this Thousand Hands hovering in the air with wings like this, the whole family was dumbfounded.

"Good guy..."

Lin Muge scratched his head.

"To be honest, I have never encountered such a situation..."

"But in theory, Qianshou is just parasitized. It should be the same as it is, just with new clothes." "Because Qianshou is a strange plant, and strange plants have no brains, even if these dirty things want to affect it. It doesn't affect it either."

He tentatively gave a thousand high fives, shook hands, and intertwined his fingers.

Very smooth, no problems.

It's just that Qianshou seems to be a little bit uncomfortable with his new skin.

The other thousand hands, who felt that there was no danger, also came over.

"It's alright, let's continue cooking."

Lin Muge waved his hand and said.

"Senior... would Qianshou snap his fingers before..."

Ning Ning asked weakly as she looked at the thousand hands that snapped her fingers frantically.

"No, but this kind of parasitic dirt makes its fingers more flexible and stronger, and it will be more refreshing whether it is a massage or a bath in the future."

Lin Muge gave the camera a thumbs up.

"Thousand Hands: It's blackened, don't disturb"

"No Brain"

"What would happen if these dirty things were parasitic on the big spray mushroom"

"Evil version of big spray mushroom"

"If it's parasitic on Xiao Shiyi..."

"Xiao Shiyi, she's only in her fifties, what are you thinking about!"

"Good guy, I just found out that everyone except Pigeon and Ye Xinglan can parasitize!"

Barrages flashed by.

Everyone forgot that this was a cooking video.

"Frying sea crickets is similar to normal cooking, but you need to have some skills in playing badminton, table tennis or flies."

Lin Muge took a photo of Heihua Qianshou, and the oil was almost hot.

"If you are interested, you can coat the sea crickets in flour before frying."

"But I still prefer the original flavor."

He directly poured a pot of sea crickets into the oil pan, then picked up the lid and raised the spatula.

"Zizzizi!"

After coming into contact with the hot oil, the sea crickets instantly sobered up, and each of them sat up in shock and jumped outside frantically.

But they were photographed one by one by Lin Muge with a spatula.

No matter how tricky the sea cricket is when it bounces out, it can always be accurately intercepted by Lin Muge.

Even if a few fly out at the same time, it is impossible to break through Lin Muge's line of defense.

"I believe that at this time there will definitely be students who want to ask."

"Ah Lin Muge, why don't you just put the lid on the pot so they can't escape?"

"You're doing this deliberately to pretend."

Lin Muge said while smacking the sea crickets.

"This old fan knows, food psychology."

"If you look closely, you can see that every time I put the sea crickets in the frying pan when they are a little too close to escape, this is also a little trick of food psychology. "

"It's to make sea crickets think that they will jump out next time and be free."

"So every time it is ready to take off in the oil pan, it is happy and full of hope. Such a positive attitude will make its delicious Sunday taste better."

As he spoke, he easily withstood the counterattack of the sea cricket.

Two minutes later, all the sea crickets were lying in the frying pan and could not get up again.

"Food psychology looks ridiculous, but it's actually very practical, because the more delicious your food is, the more you eat, and the more you eat, the healthier you are, so unlike other disciplines, this is a real Knowledge about your health."

"Well, it's delicious."

Lin Muge picked up a sea cricket and put it in her mouth.

It's crispy and crispy, but the sea cricket looks the same as it did before it was alive.

They are all white, and there are black spots called eyes on the tentacles, which makes people...really hard to swallow...

"Then the stewed old snake with sand bean here is almost the same."

Lin Muge sprinkled some chili on the sea crickets, and then brought the old snake with sand bean.

Under the stew of that casserole, this stew is the top of the list in terms of appearance and taste.

Even across the screen, everyone seems to be able to feel this mellow taste.

"Ning Ning asked Xing Lan to come down for dinner."

Lin Muge patted Yu Xinning, who was teasing her with blackened hands.

"The taste of sea crickets is similar to fried silkworm chrysalis, and it tastes a bit like crispy chicken. I don't know why many strange creatures taste similar to chicken."

"Then the taste of sand bean is similar to everyone's imagination. It chews like beef, tastes like animal meat, and when swallowed, there is a little mutton smell that is not easy to detect."

"The taste of the old snake is more conventional. People go by its name. The taste is exactly the same as that of deep-sea fish. When you eat it with your eyes closed, it feels like you are eating fish. It's still very fresh, absolutely."

He gave the camera a thumbs up.

"The taste of sand beans is completely different from what I imagined!"

"I thought sand beans tasted like potatoes..."

""conventional""

"The appearance of sea crickets is really repulsive..."

"So what does Nian animal meat taste like?"

"Pigeon's cooking videos have never let me down"

"I said I want to study food psychology, my mother said you don't like to eat"

After a while, Ye Xinglan and Brother Xizi came down.

Xiao Shiyi and Ning Ning also sat together, next to Ji Fanbu's head.

Although it's weird that you can't eat hot food, everyone is habitually sitting together when eating.

Very warm.

"It's finally cold! I'll try it!"

After the sea crickets cooled down, Ning Ning, who had been eyeing for a long time, rubbed her hands, picked up one and observed it, and put it into her mouth without Gu Lin's shepherd's obstruction.

"Yeah! It's delicious!"

Her eyes brightened and she gave the serious-looking Lin Muge a thumbs up.

"Ah? It's delicious?"

Lin Muge was stunned for a moment, and her expression suddenly became serious.

"...What's the matter, senior..."

"Ling Ning, open your mouth."

"Hmm~"

Yu Xinning pursed her lips, blinked her big bulingbuling eyes, and shook her head obediently.

"Be obedient, open your mouth."

Lin Muge put down her chopsticks and rubbed Yu Xinning's little face.

"Oh, why are you opening your mouth~"

Ning Ning blushed and opened her small mouth gently.

"It's not like that, it's bigger, the kind that can swallow my head in."

"...But people's mouths are only so small~"

Yu Xinning said shyly, turning her eyes and twisting her body.

"Lingling, normally, except for the weird ones who live in the sea, all other weird ones will be disgusting to eat sea crickets, just like eating toothpaste with mustard."

"But I think the senior's cooking is delicious~"

"Because the tooth slave has occupied your teeth and affected your sense of taste."

Lin Muge took a deep breath and said.

"No... no... I don't have any cavities anymore..."

"Lime, if the tooth slaves have affected your sense of taste, then they have invaded your tongue, and then they will gradually invade your brain. When they invade your brain, it is really hopeless, and you will become a little fool. baby."

"……what?"

Yu Xinning's face turned pale.

"Be obedient, darling, I'll take a look."

"All right……"

Yu Xinning slowly opened her small mouth, slowly opened, slowly opened, slowly opened...

"Xiao Ru, help me hit a wave of light."

Before Lin Muge could say anything, Xiao Ru shot down a white light from the second floor.

"Lime..."

Seeing Yu Xinning's oral condition, Lin Muge's expression became more serious.

"Lingling, why didn't you tell me earlier that you have tooth decay..."

He put on a mask, and with a spoon, half of his body got into Li Ning's mouth.

Ye Xinglan's pupils trembled as he watched.

It was the first time she had seen such a scene...

"Uuuuuuuuuuu..."

"It's okay, there is still help."

Lin Muge drilled out of Ning Ning's mouth.

"Is it okay to brush your teeth..."

Li Ning rubbed her cherry mouth and asked weakly.

"Surgery is required."

Lin Muge went to the storage room and rummaged.

"Ling Ning has a total of 236 teeth, 37 wisdom teeth, and now more than half of them have fallen."

"It's unimaginable that Ya Slave can make a comeback in just half a year and even conquer more than 100 of Ning Ning's teeth one after another when I have already destroyed it once."

"Lingling, how much sugar do you have to eat a day?"

He sighed.

"No...that's...that's just two packs of Skittles a day..."

"Now the tooth slaves have invaded your tongue~www.readwn.com~You need to do surgery as soon as possible, if you drag it further, your head will be occupied by them, and then you will become stupid."

Lin Muge tapped Ning Ning's little head.

"But the current situation is..."

"Surgery requires a strange creature. They are the nemesis of tooth slaves, and they can also have the effect of anesthesia."

"Unfortunately, for now... do we still have such strange creatures in our family, including the conspiracy bureau."

"I need to find it in the mountains and forests in a temperate climate."

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