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"Hello."

Lin Muge looked away from the various sparkling treasures around him.

At the same time, Xiao Ru's mirror fragments were recovered under the eyes of Tulong.

To the Tulong beside him gave an angry laugh.

It also never dreamed that the mere two-legged beast would dare to deceive it with an ordinary piece of glass.

Even dare to say hello...

"Everyone, this is the earth dragon's eye feces. The bigger the eye feces, the healthier it is. It seems that this is a strong earth dragon."

Lin Muge aimed the camera at the corner of Tulong's eye...

Because Tulong was awakened by him in the middle of his sleep, the eye mucus was very obvious.

"This dragon is bigger than a pigeon even if it's eye feces..."

"It won't eat pigeons..."

"This strange creature shouldn't make sense!"

"Is this the vertical pupil of the dragon..."

"It doesn't feel warm at all"

"too horrible"

Because Lin Muge's camera is facing Tulong's eyes.

So everyone can clearly see the pupil of Tulong.

The horror that seemed to be pulled into the abyss by looking at each other for a few seconds made everyone shudder.

"Yes, as a kind of strange creature, the earth dragon is also cold-blooded."

"Look at its eyes, like that gecko, like a cute little fool."

Lin Muge leaned on Tulong's eye feces and took a photo of Scissorhands and Tulong's big eyes.

"Wait a minute, I'll open a perspective and show everyone your whole body."

He poked Tulong in the eyes, stepped back on the various treasures, and then raised the angle of the camera.

The appearance of the earth dragon is similar to that of the legendary evil dragon that always kidnaps the princess, mainly in the shape of the western dragon.

The whole body is the color of local tyrant gold, which perfectly matches the name of Tulong.

"The body of a normal adult Tulong is about the size of an adult giant flying spider and a doctor octopus, but this one is still a little petite and stunted."

Lin Muge made a wave of sincere comments.

"Roar!"

The bewildering behavior that humans didn't take it seriously in front of him made Tulong completely impatient.

It opened its mouth and roared angrily, unable to hide its eyes that wanted to eat someone.

And Lin Muge rolled up his sleeves calmly.

"calm down."

He showed Tulong the wound on his arm that was bitten by the mother and son snake.

The deep holes of the four black holes made Tulong's mouth stop abruptly.

"That's right, I'm a contaminated food, impure, you can't eat me."

He put down his sleeves, a tangle flashed in Tu Long's big eyes in front of him, then slowly closed his mouth and raised his paws.

"Wait! You can't shoot me here, think about it, after I die, blood will flow and the flesh will splash, and you must not stain the shiny things you finally collected?"

"What's more, I deceived you, handsome and malnourished, with a mirror fragment that the uncle doesn't even accept!"

"If you shoot me to death, won't it prove that your vision is not as good as that of the old man who collects waste?"

"Give me a chance, I can prove my worth and prove that you have no problem with your vision."

Lin Muge said with his hands behind his back and his neck raised.

Facing the giant claws about to fall from the earth dragon, there was no panic on his face at all.

The whole person revealed a kind of confidence.

"call…"

Sure enough, after listening to Lin Muge's words, Tulong spewed two flames from his nostrils, then lay on his various gold and silver jewelry and looked at Lin Muge coldly.

"very good."

Lin Muge patted the lemonade above her head.

Then all the blood in the bag was taken out.

"The earth dragon is a kind of greedy, very good face, like shiny things, strange creatures with cleanliness."

"I really know them all too well."

Lin Muge sighed.

As a supernatural resource management MR in his last life, he dealt with dragons too many times.

After all, dragons are generally very rich, and Lin Muge is really familiar with the hobbies of such strange creatures.

He turned over from the various collections of Tulong to a super large goblet full of various gems and diamonds, and then poured half a bottle of blood into it.

"Next, let's make a glass of wine for this Tulong."

"Healthy, delicious, let it linger and be happy."

Under the terrified eyes of everyone in the live broadcast room, Lin Muge actually took out the half bottle of pure black corpse poison that he personally sucked out from the back of the one-eyed bee's **** while talking, and poured a spoonful into it. .

Before pouring in, he even nodded his head with a smiling Chong Tulong.

With the sound of a ding dong, the red blood slowly turned dark red as if it was poured into ink, and then gradually became pitch black.

"very good."

Seeing the pitch-black drink, he nodded with satisfaction.

"Look at how beautiful it is, it makes people want to drink very much."

Lin Muge also showed a wave to the camera.

Then he took down the mother and son snake that was tied on the head as a head rope, held down its head, and forced two colorless and transparent poison drops from its fangs into it.

"Ziz...zizizi..."

Two drops of snake venom went down, the black liquid in the cup rolled and boiled instantly, and black bubbles appeared.

"This is definitely a lethal dose..."

""breaking Bad"

"It's kind of like an episode of Tom and Mice where Tom drugged Jerry..."

"The Dragon Slayer"

"No, didn't up say that he was going to mix drinks for Tulong?? Then poison it?? It's too despicable."

"?? Could it be that you want Tulong to shoot pigeons to death? Now you are either dead or I am alive"

"Pigeon will definitely not be able to fight Tulong, it can only be used this way."

Just when the barrage was about to quarrel again about Lin Muge's poisoning behavior, Lin Muge shook the cup and took a sip...

"hiss…"

"Huh... clean and hygienic, brothers!"

He gritted his teeth and shivered twice, then gave the camera a thumbs up.

The entire live room fell silent in an instant.

"It's the whole taste, brothers, it's hard to describe, but Tulong absolutely loves it."

"Don't worry, the corpse poison will only infect you when it enters your bloodstream. It's fine to drink it directly, unless you have oral ulcers."

Although it is difficult to describe, from the trembling voice of Lin Muge and the crystal tears hanging from the corners of his eyes, everyone can barely glimpse the horror of the smell of this liquid...

"All right."

Lin Muge poured another half bottle of blood.

The bright red blood only made the liquid a little deeper.

"call…"

Seeing that there was only such a small amount of unremarkable liquid in such a small cup, a trace of disdain appeared in Tulong's eyes.

But because of what Lin Muge just said, he still leaned down and drank the black liquid in the cup.

"Ok???"

The moment he drank it, Tulong's eyes were obviously a little bigger.

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

It smacked its lips, tasted it carefully, and the pupils burst out.

"boom!"

With almost no warning, it flapped its wings and flew straight into the air.

"Roar!"

"Roar!!"

The venting roar kept coming from the air. Looking at the earth dragon circling in the air, Lin Muge's face also showed a gratifying smile.

"Needless to mention the taste of blood, I can't resist the weirdness, but the blood I have left is really too little for Tulong, so I added corpse poison."

"How about the smell of corpse poison... I have nothing to say. I advise everyone not to try it. It will make you unforgettable for a lifetime."

"Anyway, the role of corpse poison is to make the blood more concentrated and full of aftertaste."

"In the end, the venom of the mother and child snakes can make the sleeping corpse venom come alive, and the aftertaste lasts for a longer time. A small cup of blood is enough to make such a big earth dragon aftertaste for a long time."

Lin Muge hugged Ning Ning and lay on all kinds of gold and silver jewelry around.

The Tulong in the air was excited like Erha whose master was not at home, rolling in the air from time to time, and spit out flames from time to time.

"How do pigeons know everything?"

"I just thought Pigeon was going to poison the Tulong..."

"A Cappuccino"

""Unforgettable Memories"

"So what does corpse poison taste like dog's head]"

"Any brothers who want to try it?"

"After 50 likes, I will try the dog's head]"

Lin Muge sat up after a two-minute rest.

The earth dragon in the air was still releasing energy, as if he had never had a drink so pungent in his life.

"Brothers, while the Tulong is still venting, let me show you its treasures."

"Although this kid is malnourished, he still has surplus food at home."

He hung the camera on his chest.

Looking around, the entire Tulong's lair is full of shiny things.

"What is this, if you know it, you can post it on the barrage."

He picked up a silver mirror.

Under the ravages of time, the surface of the silver mirror has become very mottled, and there are some words under the mirror that even Lin Muge does not recognize.

"This is really antique!"

In Villa No. 6 in Tianfu Garden, Zhu Shouzheng was watching the live broadcast while twirling two small ping pong **** with eyes.

Breathing a little faster.

Although he didn't know the words engraved under the mirror, as a top collector, he was sure that it belonged to an ancient nation.

Don't look at how broken this silver mirror is, and now it can definitely sell for millions.

Even he wanted to take millions and put them at home.

"Wait! This is..."

Zhu Shouzheng just took a screenshot of Yinjing, and the next second he was suffocating again.

In the live broadcast, Lin Muge picked up another crown-like thing, with a blood-red gem in the center, the size of half a fist!

This kind of workmanship and texture is absolutely world-class!

He quickly took another picture.

"Hey guys! This bracelet is pretty good, it looks like it should be made by goblins."

Lin Muge picked up a silver bracelet from the ground.

"Silver will lose its luster and turn black when it comes into contact with sulfur. Normal human sweat contains sulfur, so there are very, very few silver jewelry."

"But this bracelet was made with a kind of original powder unique to the goblin family, which will have a relationship between the resistance value of sulfur and silver."

"And it will make the surface of the silver always have a cool feeling like summer spring water. It doesn't look very simple, but it really takes effort to do it."

He flicked the surface of the bracelet, and the vitality contained in a crisp and agile sound did not look like a lifeless jewelry at all.

"There is also a sentence inscribed in goblin language."

"Translated it means almost a lifetime."

Lin Muge showed it to the camera.

"Yes, this bracelet is very suitable for strange wearing, it will help you live long and die, your luck is not as good as the East China Sea, and your longevity is not as good as Nanshan."

"Let's talk to Tulong in a while, Ning Ning's death anniversary is coming soon, and I will give it to her when she is dying."

Before he finished speaking, the colorful red panda pillow above his head jumped up excitedly, and rubbed Lin Muge's hair with his soft stomach.

"This Tulong brother has a lot of collections. I am afraid that all the valuable things in the entire desert are here."

After reading it all probably, Lin Muge walked out of the Tulong's lair and sighed.

But for him, the most precious thing in the whole desert is the snow flower swaying in the wind on the white snow in front of him.

In the flowers, the dark one-eyed wasps are constantly working.

"Ow, ooh, ooh."

When the aftertaste was gradually young, Tulong also slowly fell from the sky to Lin Muge.

It took a deep breath and communicated with Lin Muge in a hoarse voice.

"This is the dragon language, a small language, and I haven't learned much. It's barely level 4."

Lin Muge sighed.

In the future, in order to do business with humans, the official language of the dragons will be human.

He hadn't heard this kind of primitive dragon language for a long time.

"Ow, ooh!"

Despite being unfamiliar, Lin Muge communicated with his dantian and Tulong.

"Ow?!"

"Ow, ooh."

"Ow..."

"Ow."

"Ouch?!"

"Ow! Really!"

Lin Muge nodded.

"Ow!"

In the next second, the Tulong rose up into the sky again and made a circle in the sky.

Everyone in the live broadcast room was blinded.

"We still don't know how many little languages ​​are still in the pigeon's head"

"True Small Language"

"Are there any royal translators?"

"I feel like Pigeon has already tamed Tulong..."

"To conquer a dragon, UU reading www.uukanshu.com must first conquer its stomach dog head]"

"Who remembers that the title of Pigeon Live is Survival in the Wilderness?"

"A Bite of the Wild for Survival"

While talking in the live broadcast room, the tail of the water group flew out of nowhere and plunged into Lin Muge's mouth.

"belch"

After drinking a gulp of water, Lin Muge tied the tail of the water ball around his waist again.

"Just now, Brother Tulong asked me if I still had the blood I adjusted. I said no, but the Conspiracy Bureau has it, and it can trade on an equal footing with the Conspiracy Bureau."

Lin Muge gave a brief introduction to the camera.

In the bureau's office, Mai Yuran also pinpointed the latitude and longitude of Lin Muge's location, and then sent an OK on the barrage.

"OK."

Lin Muge stretched out a lot.

Xueshanghua only needs a little bit to suppress the strange desire to eat people.

Even if there is only one place in the whole world where there are snow scorpion flowers, it is enough to ensure that all the weirdness will not be a problem.

The shipping cost is a bit high.

Lin Muge picked a snow scorpion flower, which was icy cold, no different from the one in her previous life.

"It's good to develop a tourism industry at that time."

He looked at the desert city in the distance that he had turned into color.

The stars of "Happy New Year" and "Good Fortune in the Year of the Tiger" are very obvious.

At that time, you can travel with the weirdness while collecting the snow flowers, and make a deal with the goblins and earth dragons by the way.

This will not only promote the communication between strange and human beings, but also promote the development of human economy around the desert.

"really not bad."

Lin Muge hugged Ning Ning and lay on the snow next to her, a tired smile showing a hint of relief on her face.

This trip to the desert can also be regarded as a successful conclusion.