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Chapter 220: "I've always been self-aware"

"really not bad."

After resting for a while, Lin Muge walked into the building complex made of sand in front of her.

After half an hour of playing and dyeing, the whole building has become colorful, and it has the feeling of a fairy tale kingdom.

"It's not a mirage, is it?"

"It feels so unreal"

"Why does sand make up this kind of building..."

"This is literally my dream neighborhood"

"Even a game can't do it this way..."

"Why do pigeons add the wild survival dog head to the label of the live broadcast]"

At ten o'clock in the morning, the number of people in the live broadcast room gradually increased.

Some lucky viewers who missed Lin Muge's performance of "Childhood even thought such a beautiful scene was a mirage."

"The mirage is ahead."

Lin Muge raised the camera.

In the distance in the sky, under the refraction of the sun, everyone seems to be able to vaguely see a city...

"And then something weird will turn the sand into a house..."

Seeing so many people asking on the barrage, Lin Muge also stopped in front of a two-story building.

"Generally speaking, the weirdness in the desert is nothing more than the death of plants, the death of animals, and the death of humans."

"Most of the animals you see are made of sand from the dead souls of animals. The houses are made up of people after they died, and people live in them, and we must be very welcome."

He knocked on the door of the two-story building ahead.

Before he could knock a second time, the door opened.

"Look! The door is open! How hospitable, and my ghost relationship is very good."

Lin Muge blushed, but the door didn't seem to let him in.

The next second it was closed again, and there was even a sound of an anti-lock.

"Uh... I haven't gone in yet. It seems that the little cutie inside is still a little confused."

"It closed the door before the guests got in, but it's okay, and I'm sure it wasn't intentional."

"Let's..."

"Shh!"

Before Lin Muge could finish speaking, a sign "No Humans Entry" was suddenly formed on the door with sand.

Seeing that Lin Muge was still stunned for two seconds.

"...The meaning of this sign seems to be... Humans are prohibited from entering..."

He tactically opened his mouth and took a sip.

A simple stickman was drawn on the sign at the door, and an X was added.

The meaning is very obvious.

"Hey, brothers, the little cutie here is so confused. He should be trying to get a sign that welcomes humans, but he accidentally made the wrong number."

"It's okay, we forgive it, it can be anything, it's not a big deal."

"Everyone who has watched my live broadcast for so long knows that I have always been considerate and very good at taking care of weird faces."

"Since this little cutie is wrong, let it be wrong, it doesn't need to be changed, I'll change it, I'll stop being a human being!"

Looking at the camera, Lin Muge spread out his hands and said in a grand manner.

"Look! The house number has changed! It must be trying to turn the wrong number into the right number!"

The house number is indeed changing, but the simple little stickman has gradually changed into the appearance of Lin Muge.

It is very realistic, that is, people can recognize at a glance that it is Lin Muge.

And the wrong number is bigger and more conspicuous, and even the color has changed from black to red.

The meaning of the whole house plate also changed from "No human beings to enter" to "No Lin Muge to enter".

"..."

Lin Muge frowned and hesitated for a while.

"Pigeon, let's face reality"

"Strange: I've said that this is a dog's head]"

"Pigeon is indeed good at understanding people, but not good at understanding ghosts and dogs]"

"Weird: I just opened the door just because I didn't close the door properly, it was just an accident, don't mind"

"We Forgive It"

"Pigeon really can't change a family"

"No! Brothers! You are still too young."

Lin Muge took a closer look, his eyes suddenly lit up, and then the evil charm of righteous words smiled.

"It's weird to think that his house is not cleaned up, and he has no face to see me, so he deliberately and cruelly rejected me. In fact, his heart still wants me to go in and visit, and his heart is bleeding!"

"As you can see, it is cleaning up quickly now, just to invite me in later!"

"It will be sad if we go now, so let's give it another chance and give it a little more time."

"Look at the furniture on the first floor, how neat it is now. It should be cleaning up the second floor. When it's done, invite us to go up."

Through the windows, you can indeed see that the furniture on the first floor is very neatly arranged.

Just when someone really believed Lin Muge's nonsense, the furniture on the first floor turned into flying sand and blocked the door.

"..."

"Ha... brothers, this is weird... a month, there is always a day or two."

"We also expressed our understanding, it's okay, let's visit another house."

Lin Muge took a deep breath and said.

But all the houses in the back are like copy and paste, with the sign "Forbidden Lin Muge to enter" on it.

"hiss……"

Lin Muge scratched his head.

"It shouldn't be, brothers..."

"Although I am a very humble person, I also accidentally learned when I took the high-speed train last time that I belong to the top-notch existence like a big star in the strange..."

"It's weird to see me, I should be very excited, and maybe even shed tears of joy..."

"And brothers, I've always been very self-aware, and I haven't done anything harmful to the weird. Why are they all... Even if I let me sit and sit..."

He frowned as he walked while waiting for the traffic lights to analyze inexplicably.

"Could it be... that they were coerced by something?"

"Is it possible... This seemingly calm city is actually surging with mysterious undercurrents?"

"And is this traffic light broken? Why is the yellow light always the same?"

Watching the animals run through the yellow lights in various ways, Lin Muge also followed behind them.

""The traffic light is broken"

"Did Pigeon take the wrong medicine today..."

""Self-knowledge"

"Pigeon, is it possible...they just don't want to let you in.]"

"Pigeon's Confusion"

"Pigeon's misunderstanding of herself is still too deep."

""Father, like son"

More than 3 million people in the live broadcast room almost know about Lin Muge's comments in Weird.

The legendary cold-blooded devil.

There is a dedicated Lifetime Achievement Award.

The weird nightmare of childhood.

It's strange that such a terrifying existence can invite him into the house!

"No! Brothers, there is a problem!"

Lin Muge suddenly stopped.

"Guys! There's definitely something wrong with these houses."

He looked at the camera and said seriously.

"There is also a strange creature in the desert. They have a very high IQ and are very cunning."

"Normally they live underground, but the openings to the ground are very hidden."

"If I guessed correctly, these houses were not built by the remnants of human beings, but by this strange creature to hide its hole!"

Lin Muge hurriedly walked back.

When I walked to the traffic light intersection just now, I hesitated and stopped when I saw the yellow light above.

"This strange creature is very similar to the goblins in myths and legends. It is very greedy and loves money, but it is also very interesting. After the mermaid, it is another kind of strange creature that has intelligence and can trade on an equal footing with humans."

"I can't wait to talk to everyone about it."

"You have to use a little trick to get them to open the door."

"Hey, I forgot that this traffic light is broken!"

After waiting for more than a minute, he looked up and followed the two Deinonychus in front of him and crossed the zebra crossing.

"Hey! Alright guys."

Standing in front of the first door just now, Lin Muge's face showed a confident smile.

He took a bottle of blood from his bag.

As soon as the cap was opened, the door seemed to loosen a bit.

"Listen to the weird inside, turn this house number into a please."

The smell of blood instantly attracted all kinds of other colorful weirdness around.

"The longer you drag on, the less blood there is."

While feeding the blood to the other monsters as if nothing had happened, he shook his head and sighed.

"Boom!"

The next second, "Forbid Lin Muge to enter" on the sect turned into a small welcome person who nodded and smiled.

The front door also banged open.

Even the sand below was carrying Lin Muge in.

"Fine, I..."

Lin Muge who walked in the door just screwed on the bottle cap, and before he finished speaking, the sand under his feet suddenly disappeared out of thin air.

He didn't even have time to react before he fell straight down.

The entire live room screen instantly became a black screen.

"???"

"What the **** Pigeon said is true, I thought Pigeon was joking..."

"What happened!!!"

"Pigeon seems to have fallen to the ground, too fast to see clearly!"

"Pigeon will not be in danger!"

"Fell straight down??"

"Even sand pigeons will definitely be injured!"

The moment Lin Muge fell, the barrage in the entire live broadcast room was still for a few seconds.

Everyone's heart twitched instantly.

It happened so suddenly.

He was still talking and laughing just now, but now the whole person...

"etc……"

"You can turn up the brightness of your phone..."

"What if I turned the voice up..."

"I think I heard something..."

"...I seem to be..."

Although the screen in the live broadcast room is a black screen, everyone can clearly feel that the screen is shaking violently.

After turning up the brightness, at a certain moment, it seemed that Lin Muge's facial features flying everywhere flashed by.

After turning up the volume, it seems to be able to hear...

Cheers like Wuhu?

And... laughter?

"...Why do I feel like Pigeon is playing..."

"...and had a lot of fun..."

"Let's go, let's go, this man doesn't need us to worry about the dog's head]"

"It's a real hammer, pigeon is playing a roller coaster with the camera"

"I don't believe that pigeons will be injured because of weirdness"

"The next script is for Pigeon to stand up and say it's really fun, dog head]"

"It's reversed, in fact, this is the magic dog head of the Spring Festival Gala]"

In less than a minute, everyone's worries in the live broadcast room disappeared without a trace in Lin Muge's continuous and clear laughter...

After all, they paid by mistake...

What are you worrying about, Lin Muge?

"Wuhu!"

With a cheer from Lin Muge, the picture in the live broadcast room resumed.

He dashed out of a sand hole at the same time as the camera and fell into the sand in front of him.

"Wow guys, it's really cool!"

"It's like sandboarding, the angle is just right, it won't make you slide very fast, but it's very exciting."

"And the twists and turns in the middle are so fun!"

Lin Muge paused for a few seconds, patted his butt, stood up, and said excitedly with the camera on his face.

The colorful red panda pillow also lay firmly on top of his head, nodding frantically at the camera, which is also visible to the naked eye.

"Hey everyone, this is the goblin."

Lin Muge pointed the camera at the clothes made of simple yellow sand in front of him. He was only about 1.2 meters tall, and his body was covered in brown, weird creatures like those trees.

"And then I told everyone that I just found that childhood fun when I was sliding down."

"I have to say that the way of hospitality like the goblin is really unique, I give it full marks!"

Two goblins came up with a moving rope and tied Lin Muge's hands tightly.

While cooperating with them, Lin Muge continued to share his feeling of sliding down to the camera excitedly.

"Sit down, human."

"Okay, thank you, thank you."

He was sitting on a chair made of sand.

As soon as the sand was made, his body was bound tightly.

The camera and Lemon were also taken away by the goblins and placed on the front table.

Next to it is a drone that was scrapped by the Conspiracy Bureau.

"Don't move, wait for our eldest brother to come over and interrogate you!"

"Hmph, he can't move at all."

The two goblins looked up at Lin Muge who was sitting on the chair, and then walked out of the room.

"Brothers, let's learn about it. This rope is also a kind of strange creature. The scientific name is called the Soul Rope. I like to call it the Mantra Lasso."

"Because this kind of rope can feel your fear, the more you are afraid of it, the tighter it will be, and then the stronger the shock will be to your heart, and the less you will be able to lie."

Lin Muge raised her hand and showed it to the front camera.

"Then the chair made of sand is called sand sculpture. It is a strange plant. Normally it looks like a sand sculpture. It should have been reshaped into a chair by a goblin."

"It also senses your fear, and the more you fear it, the tighter it gets."

"Normal people can't move when they are comforted by the mantra lasso and the sand sculpture chair. The mantra lasso can't be untied at all, and the sand sculpture chair can't stand up at all."

"The goblin is still very caring. I was afraid that I would be in danger of running around because of my unfamiliar life, so I was fixed here. It's good."

He skillfully untied the mantra lasso and played the rope.

Then he easily stood up from the sand sculpture chair and adjusted his posture.

"And then there's something hanging on the wall behind this..."

Lin Muge turned around.

On the back wall are all kinds of leather whips, sticks with thick forearms and the like.

"Maybe it's a tool of torture to extract a confession or something? I don't know who to extract a confession."

He scratched his head and sat back in the chair.

""Unsolvable at all"

""I Can't Stand Up At All"

"Like the goblin in Journey to the West, who is tied back to the big brother"

"Pigeon, is it possible that they just want to extort a confession from you]"

"Pigeon: How is that possible! They are entertaining my dog's head]"

"I've always been self-aware"

Although anyone with a discerning eye can see that Lin Muge is now deep into the enemy camp and is tied.

But the old fans of Lin Muge's true love have already begun to worry about the goblins.

"Why does this sand sculpture chair keep moving, as if someone has been touching your butt..."

Lin Muge stood up again and adjusted.

"Boss, that ignorant human is now in our torture and confession room!"

"Don't worry, he can't move now!"

The voice of the goblin outside came from far and near.

Surrounded by two one-meter-two goblins, a one-meter-four robust goblin pushed the door majestically.

I happened to see Lin Muge who was visiting the interrogation room and playing with the mantra lasso as a rubber band.

The three goblins froze in place.

"Hey big brother is here! Big brother is so tall!"

Seeing this big goblin brother, Lin Muge, who is 1.85 meters tall, nodded approvingly, then skillfully put the mantra lasso on himself, and sat on the sand sculpture chair.

"Brother, you're welcome! Brother, please take a seat!"

"Don't stand foolishly at the door, just treat it like your own home."

"And the two of you, why don't you get some fruit for the eldest brother? Why did the two of you come empty-handed?"

He made a gesture of invitation and watched the two goblins next to his elder brother educate him.

Seeing the big brother at the door, he was stunned for a moment, and his head couldn't turn around for a while, and he thought that Lin Muge, who was sitting on the torture chair, was the owner of the room.

"...you go first."

After a while, the big brother nodded to the little goblin beside him, and then closed the door.

It and Lin Muge were the only two left in the small interrogation room.

"Brother, you have to lock the door."

Lin Muge stood up and helped her eldest brother lock the door, and then sat on the sand sculpture chair obediently.

""Anti-guests"

"Brother, run away"

"Big brother doesn't realize the seriousness of the problem yet"

"I still overestimate the intelligence of the goblins."

"Don't kill the pigeon"

"Brother is confused"

The number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 4 million without knowing it.

Everyone was a little more worried about Big Goblin.

"Brother, what's your last name?"

"I……"

"The names of the goblin family are all one-letter words. Big brother, just tell me what your name is."

"you……"

"It's called 'you'. It's not a common name, and it's a bit easy to get confused, don't you think?"

"Shut up!"

The goblin elder brother slapped the table sternly, and then he realized that it should be the interrogation.

"Human, why are you here?"

"I'm fine, I'm going for a walk."

Lin Muge spread his hands and said.

Accidentally broke the mantra lasso.

"you……"

The goblin brother was stunned for a moment.

Is this rope that can trap any enemy TMD dropped?

And this chair, anyone who sits on it should never be able to stand up again, how can this human...

Could it be that this chair is also broken?

Just like verifying the idea of ​​the goblin elder brother, Lin Muge had TMD sitting on the most sturdy torture chair of the goblin family under his eyes, with Erlang's legs raised...

"Get up for me."

"Look, are you calling you, are you calling me or you are calling me? Your name is not very good. Consider changing your name?"

Although he said so, Lin Muge stood up understandingly.

"Is this chair broken..."

The goblin elder brother frowned and sat on the chair, then took the mantra lasso played by Lin Muge and put it on his hands.

"Snapped!"

The mantra lasso automatically tightened, and the sand sculpture chair also adjusted its size consciously, and firmly fixed Big Goblin on it.

"This……"

The sense of urgency at this moment made Big Goblin's heart tighten.

With the growth of fear, the mantra lasso and sand sculpture chair are also a little tighter.

"Big brother!"

"I knew it……"

"In this way, the IQ of the goblins is the level of elementary school students."

"Brother, pigeon's water is too deep, you can't hold it!"

"Self-Throwing in the Net"

"Digging Your Own Grave"

"Sad brother"

"What are you talking about, the eldest brother must sit in the most luxurious position as the master!"

Lin Muge picked up the camera and said.

"Brother, what are these decorations for in this room?"

He patted the lemon, and then took down the big iron rod with the thickness of the forearm on the wall.

"This is……"

Seeing Lin Muge gesture in front of it, the eldest brother's chrysanthemum tightened again, the mantra noose and sand sculpture chair tightened again, and at the same time, he had to tell the true function of this iron rod.

"Hey...I'm going to squeeze..."

Lin Muge quickly put the iron rod back where it was.

Then shivered at the other odd-shaped decorations on the wall.

The colorful red panda pillow on the side also quickly jumped to the top of Lin Muge's head.

"You goblins...have fun..."

He gave a thumbs up to the elder brother who was constantly struggling on the sand sculpture chair.

"Human! What the **** are you doing here!"

Until now, the eldest brother did not realize the horror of Lin Muge...

No wonder this human has to lock the door...

too frightening……

Are human beings so scary now...

"It's okay, don't be so nervous."

Lin Muge took out a bottle of blood from her schoolbag.

"This, it's very delicious."

He first gave Big Brother Goblin a taste~www.readwn.com~ not only delicious, but also green and healthy, and it was made by hand. The brand is guaranteed, the quantity is guaranteed, and the quality is guaranteed. "

"Then I want to trade this with you goblins."

"It's you who exchange your special products for our blood."

Lin Muge gave Big Goblin another bite.

Although the eldest brother is unsmiling, even though the eldest brother pretends to be serious, even though the eldest brother is 1.45 meters tall, the moment he tasted his secret blood, his facial expression still showed a fluttering look.

Lin Muge had seen this expression too many times.

Generally speaking, there is no weirdness that a bottle of blood can't handle.

"How is it? Is it delicious? Do you still want it?"

"It's amazing, it's so delicious, I want it so much."

Under the action of the mantra lasso and the sand sculpture chair, the goblin elder brother unabashedly spoke his truth.

Even with foul language.

"Big brother is really temperamental, brothers!"

"Everyone, in order to let himself tell the truth, in order not to make me suspicious, eldest brother deliberately sat on the sand sculpture chair and put a mantra lasso on himself. It's too sincere and completely different from the goblin in my impression. ."

"Big brother is awesome."

Lin Muge gave the goblin big brother a thumbs up.

"Brother, where are all the things you goblins can trade?"

"Put it in our... goblin treasury."

"Where is your goblin treasure house?"

"In... cough cough... uh... uh..."

Big Goblin pursed his lips desperately, his face flushed red, and he resisted.

But the more afraid it is to say it, the more powerful the mantra lasso and sand sculpture chair will be.

Finally, it couldn't stand it anymore.

"Go out, turn left, go downstairs, turn right, go down two floors, go straight, turn right and go down the next floor."

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