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"Teddy Bear: I heard you want to fight ten?"

"Ip Man Lin Shepherd"

"Pigeon: This seems to be a little different from what I imagined"

"Hahahaha those bears seem to be waiting for pigeons!"

"These bears are too big!"

"Brothers are embarrassing me for the Spring Festival Gala, I should concentrate on watching pigeons"

Against the backdrop of the Spring Festival Gala, Lin Muge's live broadcast seemed quite effective.

The number of people in the live broadcast room actually ushered in a small surge after the end of a language program, and the number of people gradually exceeded 4 million.

The surrounding dolls were even more excited than the audience at the Spring Festival Gala.

Seeing that Lin Muge was surrounded by ten two-meter-high super dolls, all of them raised their fists excitedly.

In the dark, on the shelves, in the corridors, and even in the air, there are all kinds of plush dolls.

The atmosphere was as hot as the World Cup final.

"Hello everyone, I grew up watching Uncle Benshan's sketches, so now it's really painful, Hao Ye-kun!"

"This time, I'm still uninvited to explain it to everyone in order to take advantage of the pigeon's popularity!"

Hao Yejun, who once explained the snow battle between Lin Muge and Director Tibetan Fox and Lin Muge climbing the typhoon on New Year's Eve, appeared again.

This time, Zhao Fanzhuo did not put his barrage on top, but directly invited Hao Yejun to join the voice...

"Okay! Okay! Thank you, housekeeper, thank you housekeeper!"

"I will definitely explain the next battle of Lin Muge to kill ten teddy bears to everyone!"

Hao Yejun was stunned for a moment and cleared his throat.

"Okay, we can now see that the two players have entered the field. We can't see Lin Muge's face from this angle, but from his back, we can still feel Lin Muge's kindness as the one-on-one king of the strange world. momentum."

"But his opponents are also not simple. They are ten teddy bears with a height of two meters. Generally, teddy bears of this size are required to play center in weird basketball games!"

"Wait! Lin Muge player he shot! He..."

Hao Ye-jun held his breath.

Amidst the surging mountains and tsunamis around the strange people, Lin Muge first tactically backed away.

Then he took a deep breath, raised his hand, and touched the belly of the big bear doll beside him.

Soft and fluffy, feels very good.

"What kind of tactic is this! Is it possible to touch the opponent's stomach first in the arena..."

"Oh, I see! This is Lin Muge's contestant checking to see if his opponent is pregnant!"

"It is well known that Lin Muge's athlete is very virtuous. If his opponent is accidentally pregnant, he will never be able to do it!"

"But! This friendly action is understood by the opponent as a provocation!"

"If I were Lin Muge, I should be... eh?? Lin Muge player is..."

The giant teddy bear slowly opened its arms and raised its paws.

But before it could do anything next, the bear's paw was pulled up by Lin Muge.

"Everyone, the workmanship of this bear is very fine, and the fur on its body gives a feeling of wanting to pounce."

Under the puzzled eyes of the dolls, Lin Muge looked at the bear in front of him.

"But this doll is very huge and heavy, it's hard to control, and it's also ugly, even a little ugly."

Hearing what Lin Muge said, the other nine identical teddy bears also took a step forward at the same time.

In an instant, Lin Muge was surrounded in circles, and he could not wait to tear him to pieces in the next second.

"But! According to supernatural psychology, people who generally like to choose this kind of doll as a carrier are very gentle."

"They never take the initiative to fight, because under their rough and lovely appearance, there is a gentle and peaceful love inside."

Sensing the murderous aura around her, Lin Muge said calmly.

"Ok…"

The ten big bears nodded at the same time.

"And they no longer pay attention to the appearance, they are free from the superficial constraints of the appearance, and they pay more attention to the soul and the heart, and they are a reliable friend."

Lin Muge actually leaned on a bear behind him as he spoke.

Seeing that the dolls who were still in various carnivals just now became silent.

"Well, you are silent"

"Constellation Analysis"

"What a trick to turn an enemy into a friend"

""gentle"

"The dolls are completely bound by the word gentle!"

"I thought about the way countless breeders fight, but I didn't expect the pigeons to choose the most unexpected way..."

"So Doge's analysis is true?"

Barrages flashed by.

Lin Muge, who was in front of the live broadcast camera, chatted with ten big bears.

Analyse them in various ways through psychic psychology.

But it is not so much an analysis as a compliment, and it is all about picking various advantages.

Where did the dolls here go through this detailed analysis?

Everyone listened attentively.

"...Competitor Lin Muge... His every move was beyond our expectations..."

"I thought it was a wonderful battle between Lin Muge and ten players, but I didn't expect it to be a battle of tongues against a group of bears!"

"The analysis of Lin Muge's players who don't know if it is true or not has completely brought in all the dolls!"

Hao Ye-jun waited for a long time before reopening.

Lin Muge, who was surrounded just now, is now lying comfortably between the two bears, and there is even a doll hammering his shoulders and rubbing his legs...

"But this should only be a temporary delay."

"It's impossible for Lin Muge to analyze the personality of every doll, right? And it's impossible for every doll to be fooled, not to mention..."

"Everyone! Anyone who wants to ask me to analyze themselves and do this... Career planning or love career analysis, you can do it!"

Hao Yejun was interrupted on the spot by Lin Muge before he could finish speaking.

Then, under his shocked gaze, the whole room boiled again.

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

"I'll come first!"

"Analyze me!"

"Obviously I came first!"

"Get out! Get out of my way!"

All playing idols rushed towards Lin Muge like a tide.

But they were all blocked by the big bears beside him.

"Don't, don't! Everyone line up! I'll analyze them one by one!"

"Don't worry, I will cover everything!"

Lin Muge quickly stood up and said.

The big bears beside him were also very reliable in keeping him disciplined.

The room that had been chaotic just now turned into a long queue in just a few minutes.

Those dolls really want to be analyzed by Lin Muge...

"Wuwuwu, no one has ever paid attention to us, let alone analyzed our character!"

"He said that I would drink water before I died, which is too accurate!"

"He said that there is actually a knight in my heart, and I really wanted to be a swordsman since I was a child!"

"I was still worried about being a doctor or a teacher before, but after listening to Lin Muge's analysis, I decided to sell pirated CDs!"

"Lin Muge is so sweet, he even patted my **** before he left!"

"Mmmm! He shot me too!"

"It seems that he was shot again."

The dolls whose personality traits were analyzed by Lin Muge through spiritual psychology gathered together and discussed with each other.

Everyone's face was red, and their eyes were full of gratitude and even admiration for Lin Muge.

"I'm down everyone, Lin Muge is so powerful that he doesn't even need to fight..."

Seeing the situation in front of him, Hao Yejun silently turned off Lianmai.

"Pigeon is too strong..."

"The arena of life and death was forcibly turned into psychological counseling by pigeons..."

""knowledge is power"

"I even want to consult Pigeon..."

"Don't make trouble, pigeons only understand weird psychology"

"Oh? How do you know that I'm a human being or a cunning dog head]"

"By the way, what about Ye Xinglan?"

There were more than three million people in the live broadcast room. After watching Lin Muge's psychological counseling for more than half an hour, no one realized that Ye Xinglan seemed to be gone.

"he…"

Behind a shelf, Brother Xizi took a deep breath tremblingly.

Beside her is Ye Xinglan.

After tying Ye Xinglan over just now, she and Ji Fanbu briefly explained the situation and their purpose.

It's very simple, just scare Lin Muge and give Lin Muge a New Year's surprise.

But no matter how many calculations, Lin Muge found out that Ye Xinglan was missing...

"Ugh…"

Ye Xinglan hugged her knees and sighed softly.

"It's okay, we all came here like this. Lin Muge has always been... arrogant, just wait until you die."

Li Canyi patted Ye Xinglan's little hand with a sheep's hoof.

"Now we can only start Plan B."

Ji Fanbu glanced at the team behind Lin Muge.

Some dolls will even line up a second time after finishing the first line...

"Okay, start plan B!"

Brother Xizi hesitated and looked at Ye Xinglan. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

"Need me...with what..."

"Well, you need to."

She nodded to a teddy bear in the shadows.

"What is your date of death?"

Lin Muge, who was surrounded by ten big bears, looked at Corgi in front of him and asked seriously.

"It doesn't matter if you don't know. Generally, the weird ones who like to possess animals after death are very loyal and cute."

"and…"

"Don't move! Lin Muge! I've been watching you for a long time!"

Before Lin Muge could analyze it, a wild voice suddenly came.

"Woooooo!"

He took a closer look and saw that Ye Xinglan was struggling with a teddy bear covering his mouth tightly.

"It's okay, come back soon!"

"Everyone, look, Xinglan and Wei Wei are so friendly, Wei Wei is rushing to play with her."

Lin Muge picked up the camera that had been left for a long time and waved at Ye Xinglan.

"Xinglan is more introverted, you should take care of her."

He didn't even forget to tell the teddy bear a few words.

"Okay, let's continue talking about you."

After fixing the camera again, Lin Muge looked at the corgi doll in front of him again.

"Who is that bear?"

"I do not know…"

"What a disappointment."

"Lin Muge said that those possessed by bears are very honest and honest. Does it want to smash Lin Muge's field on purpose..."

"It's okay, let's leave him alone."

The eyes of all the dolls around also refocused on Lin Muge.

This made the doll who hijacked Ye Xinglan instantly embarrassed.

Ye Xinglan couldn't even act anymore.

"Why don't you go! Come and play!"

Seeing them standing motionless, Lin Muge shouted very considerately.