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Chapter 195: You don't have to treat me like a human (for the lords, the first day...

"The Psychology of Food"

"Cultivating Feelings"

"More Appetite"

"Is this tongue still alive..."

"? Of course, are the ingredients in Pigeon's hands dead?"

"Do you think Pigeon entered the kitchen? Joke, this is the battlefield of your life and death! [Dog Head]"

"If the tongue can lick, it can be kept in captivity like a sea ball [dog head]"

The number of people in the live broadcast room quickly exceeded one million.

Lin Muge hadn't done this kind of home cooking video for a long time, and today he also added "food" to the label of the live broadcast room.

"Look at how tender and smooth it is."

Lin Muge took Venom's entire tongue out of the water.

When it was just taken out, it was still alive and kicking like a live fish, but it couldn't escape the claws of Lin Muge.

After he took seven inches and completely controlled his tongue, he showed it in front of the camera.

It was bumpy and black tongue fur, and the whole body was twisted weirdly.

"This tongue, I decided to give it a simple frying method."

"Everyone can make dumplings or bake them if they like."

Lin Muge tapped his tongue on the head.

Tongue also fell to the ground.

"Go to sleep, you will be in the frying pan when you wake up."

Lin Muge comforted it softly, and then picked up the kitchen knife.

When the knife fell, the tongue was directly divided into two halves, and black blood gurgled out. He casually picked up the blood moss next to him and used it as a rag to clean it up.

"Everyone must know the specific steps of frying. After all, I'm not a professional food blogger, and I don't know much about it. You can see for yourself."

Lin Muge first heated the wok, then poured the oil into the wok.

Then he picked up the half-conscious tongue, swung it frantically a few times, and slapped it in the frying pan.

"Zi!"

Under the stimulation of the hot oil, the tongue, which should have been lying down obediently, sat up in shock from the dying, and looked around blankly.

"Come on! Catch the ball!"

As if he had expected this scene for a long time, Lin Muge took out a ping pong ball under the shocked eyes of more than one million people in the live broadcast room, blew it, and threw it at his tongue.

And the tongue also hit back very cooperatively, and did not feel that his body was being scorched.

"..."

"Nothing to say"

"Sports Show"

"Up is a liar, didn't you agree on the food? Why do you want to play table tennis [dog head]"

"In the pigeon house's kitchen, I can accept whatever happens"

"Exercise with Food"

Although everyone has guessed that the tongue will move.

Although everyone has guessed that there will be food psychology.

Although everyone has guessed for a while that something incredible will happen 100%.

But when Lin Muge took out the table tennis ball from his pocket, everyone was shocked.

This……

Can one imagine it?

"Great shot! You're awesome!"

"Huh! Can this be caught too?"

"Huh? You are amazing!"

"My mine! Alas, I'm too bad."

"Come again!"

"You are the strongest among the tongues that have played with me!"

Lin Muge wiped the sweat on his forehead, and frantically played the ball with his tongue while frantically letting out rainbow farts.

The angle and strength of his serve are extremely tricky, so that the feisty tongue can only frantically roll in the frying pan.

Encouraged by Lin Muge, it became more and more arrogant, but also became weaker and weaker.

Until at last it fell powerlessly into the frying pan.

"Huh! When you play with your tongue until both sides are golden, it's almost the same."

Lin Muge put away the table tennis ball and said breathlessly.

"I praised it crazily just now, and I don't need to say the reason, food psychology, I feel that everyone is a master of food psychology."

"So everyone can see from this incident that the people who praise you may not necessarily want to help you, they may just want to harm you."

"Everyone should pay attention in work and study, don't be flattered, and always keep your head clear."

Lin Muge turned his tongue and gave the camera a thumbs up.

""Killing""

"Play until both sides are golden""

"It really makes sense"

"Teached [dog head]"

"Understood, let's go and kill others [dog head]"

"Before I watched Gee Gee's live broadcast, I never imagined that it would be used in cooking..."

"This tongue is very strong, it's tired for pigeons to play [dog head]"

The number of people in the live broadcast room exceeded 2 million in a blink of an eye.

Not surprisingly, Lin Muge playing table tennis is another super famous scene.

"This little tongue is still not good. Personally, I prefer to play basketball, and some can even play that kind of yoga ball."

"I'll show you my unparalleled skills next time when I get a chance."

Lin Muge said without modesty after she put her tongue out.

"After this tongue is fried, you can sprinkle some of your favorite seasonings on it."

"If you are ingenious, you can throw your tongue into a hollow space and fill it with various things. It's very delicious."

He sprinkled a bit of cumin and paprika on his tongue, and choked on the smell.

"Very good, it looks delicious."

"Come on! Eat the fans first!"

Lin Muge showed the finished product to the camera.

Under normal lighting, the tongue looks like a dark red color similar to jujube cake, and it looks really appetizing...

"Then! Next! In order to avoid everyone's boredom! I will randomly select a few lucky viewers in the live broadcast room to connect with me during the meal. Let's talk about life and ideals together, and talk freely."

"But everyone also knows that I am very introverted when facing normal human beings. Don't look at what I am talking about now, maybe it will be incoherent in a while."

Lin Muge said to the camera while sitting at the dining table.

And Zhao Fanzhuo in the hut was also ready to stand up.

"All departments are ready, and the pigeon slaughtering program officially begins."

He rubbed his hands and @ all the members in the navy group.

"receive!"

"Let Lin Muge catch a few normal fans first"

"The mission is guaranteed to be completed this time!"

"After finishing this ticket, I will go home for Chinese New Year"

"I have to witness another person fall from the altar!"

"Haha, will Lin Muge be the first to collapse in the new year?"

Compared to him, everyone in the group seemed to be very relaxed.

"Cough, hello, cough, cough."

After looking around for a while to make sure that no one was outside, Zhao Fanzhuo turned on the super voice changer he bought with huge sums of money.

"Hello pigeon, cough, hello pigeon, I want to ask you a few questions."

He cleared his throat and spoke into the microphone.

A clear female voice came from the computer.

"Huh, very good, it really is worth every penny."

After making a few more confirmations, Zhao Fanzhuo turned off the voice changer.

He specially chose the **** loli voice, and it was as realistic as if there was a **** little loli in the machine repeating his words.

"When the time comes, let Lin Muge pull my trumpet up, and then I use the voice changer to ask him, huh, no problem."

After closing his eyes and thinking about the process, Zhao Fanzhuo licked his lips nervously.

Lin Muge will see him if the house collapses today!

"Everyone can post the barrage now. I click on the barrage that I like, and then pull this classmate up to Lianmai."

Lin Muge ate the fried tongue and sipped the juice of the eyeball fruit.

As soon as he finished speaking, the screen of the entire live broadcast room was instantly filled with barrage.

"Okay! It's you! In my live broadcast room, I said that Director Zanghu is really handsome, yes, you have successfully made me notice you."

Lin Muge quickly clicked on a barrage that said "Director Tibetan Fox is really handsome".

"Hey, hello, is it a human or a ghost?"

After connecting to the wheat, Lin Muge cleared her throat and asked politely.

"Hello? Hello?"

"...Lao Lin is my trumpet, tsk, I'm about to hang up, I'm going to hang up, I'm fishing for a meeting."

After a long period of time on the other side, Director Zanghu's whisper came.

The background sound can also hear the echo of the open space with the microphone in the venue.

"hiss……"

After hanging up Lianmai quickly, Lin Muge sucked in a breath of cold air with his chopsticks in his mouth.

"This is my trumpet"

"Hahahaha is this a script!!"

"Tibetan fox referred to as pigeon trap [dog head]"

""Director Tibetan Fox is Really Handsome""

""About the fact that Director Tibetan Fox used a trumpet to praise himself in the pigeon live broadcast room when he was fishing at a meeting and was caught by pigeon on the spot""

""Fishing at a meeting""

"hahahaha xswl"

This coincidental scene made Director Tibetan Fox and Lin Muge very embarrassed, only the barrage was full of hahaha.

"Brothers, this really isn't a show effect, it's just a coincidence..."

Lin Muge grabbed his tongue and took a bite to relieve a wave of embarrassment.

"...Then let's continue, everyone will post the barrage, I... continue to pick..."

He gave a wry smile.

damn...

should have thought...

Besides Director Tibetan Fox himself, who else would say Director Tibetan Fox is handsome?

"Well, at first glance, it's my old fan!"

In the dazzling barrage, Lin Muge chose a "Pigeon is the most handsome" barrage.

"Hey Pigeon! Hello! Ah, so excited! Is it really me! Really? Really! I can actually talk to you!"

"……real……"

Aware that the other party was a human or a woman, Lin Muge couldn't help but sat up straight.

"Hello Pigeon!"

"Uh... hello human."

"Hahaha pigeon don't be nervous, you don't have to treat me like a human."

"……I try my best."

The corners of Lin Muge's mouth twitched, how could he feel that he was being turned against customers...

"That pigeon, I'll ask you a question, that is, do you and Ning Ning really have no such thoughts on each other!! I'll knock your CP!"

"The two of us...is the relationship between the employee and the boss, just ordinary friends..."

"Okay! Knocked, knocked! Then I'm down! I will always support you!"

"Okay, you're good to go..."

Lin Muge hung up Lianmai, and then heaved a sigh of relief.

This kind of enthusiastic fans makes him very nervous as a human society...

""You're Good""

"Hahaha, the fan sister is also very interesting!"

""You Can Don't Treat Me Like a Human""

"Hello Human"

"Pigeon is so cute when she's nervous!"

"What? Someone knocked my wife Ning Ning and Dove's CP? I don't agree! [Dog Head]"

Lin Muge drank the juice of the eyeball fruit.

Then took a deep breath and selected a barrage.

"It's my turn!"

The moment Lin Muge clicked on the barrage, Zhao Fanzhuo also turned on his voice changer.

Why Lin Muge can hit him is very simple, because all the barrages that Lin Muge sees are sent by him alone.

For this pigeon slaughtering plan, Zhao Fanzhuo has already done so much!

It's a bit unreasonable to be unsuccessful, isn't it?

"This... Zombie little Loli, hello, may I ask you... Are you a human?"

After clicking on this barrage message~www.readwn.com~ Lin Muge asked tentatively.

"Cough, hello pigeon, I'm not, I'm a zombie."

Zhao Fanzhuo silently took two deep breaths, and then spoke with a voice changer.

The crisp voice immediately aroused the vigilance of Yu Xinning above.

------off topic-----

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