Popular Science is Weird: Do You Call This a Learning Anchor? !

"Good evening everyone, today's protagonist is Ning Ning, I will withdraw after a few words."

"Tonight's live broadcast is mainly to introduce the strange ingredients to the new fans, and then sell a wave of blood, a bottle of three yuan, only seven bottles, you can grab a wave if you want to meet the supernatural."

"The last thing is to promote the second volume of our weird creature illustration book. Lucky viewers who buy any weird food can get a free copy. Everyone can get ready for it!"

Lin Muge took a deep breath and said, Chong Yu Xinning nodded and handed all the shots to her.

"Good evening everyone! I was a little nervous for the first time to broadcast live to you, but I will definitely complete the task assigned to me by the predecessors!"

"If you have any questions, just hit the bullet screen, and I will answer them one by one!"

Yu Xinning rolled a section of her long hair with her fingers, with a lovely sunny smile on her face, and two small dimples were looming.

For the first time facing a live broadcast room with hundreds of thousands of people, she was still a little nervous.

"Wife, hehe..."

"Front row reminder: She is supernatural, gentlemen pay attention to [dog head]"

"Get out of the way, let me come!"

"Finally it's live on Ning Ning! [Dog Head]"

"Take a screenshot!"

""Supernatural Live Room""

Seeing that the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was still harmonious, Lin Muge didn't say much, and after a few awkward conversations with Xiaoru, he took Qianshou and left the second floor.

He also saw it during the last live broadcast. Every time he went to a place that was prone to disputes, sunspots would pop up.

But he still didn't set up a house management this time.

Those people wouldn't even let Ning Ning let it go, right?

"Come on! Eat!"

Lin Muge held a pheasant in his left hand and claps his hands with a piece of murloc meat in his right hand.

"Oh!"

"Huh!"

Xiao Shiyi and Xiao Shier, who were happily playing in the water, froze for a while and lunged at him.

"Ha, I can't do that in front of guests next time."

Lin Muge rubbed Xiao Shier's head.

It had just thrown all the water on Lin Mupi's face.

"It's better to pick up a good one."

The pick on the side dried his body with a bath towel before rushing into Lin Muge's arms.

The row of snow-white fangs and barbed tongue looked very cute.

"Eat it."

"Oh!"

Xiao Shi swallowed his saliva and sat on the ground holding up the murloc meat and feasted on it. The scarlet mouth was like a human child eating watermelon in summer.

Shi Er didn't need Lin Muge to remind him, the blood of eating chicken was inherited so that it could gnaw the chicken with great skill like a dog and a cow.

"It's almost the New Year in a flash."

Lin Muge took a picture of the harmonious scene under the wild fire.

After a while, I took a few family photos together, and then washed out all the photos from my phone and hung them on the wall.

If nothing else, the photos should be able to move.

"Good."

He also took a picture of Ning Ning, who was carefully introducing the beautiful legs of Brother Octopus with earphones on the second floor.

"Brother octopus's meat tastes like...octopus! Yes, it tastes like sizzling octopus! It's so delicious!"

Ning Ning's eyes lit up, she swallowed and said.

Then he tore a piece with his bare hands and showed it under the light.

Even after so long, the meat is still crystal clear, white, tender and tender, without any signs of decay or deterioration.

"Then if you have any questions, you can ask me now!"

"I have watched every issue of senior's video, and I have taken notes!"

"Any questions about Brother Octopus, whether it's a new fan or an old fan, you can ask me!"

She straightened her back and cleared her throat. She spoke with a confident smile on her small face.

Hum~ It’s time to show her professional abilities to seniors and everyone in the live broadcast room!

"Will eating octopus meat turn into brother octopus?"

"May I get SpongeBob for buying octopus meat?"

"Can this piece of octopus meat be released?"

"Does octopus taste chicken?"

"Can octopus meat become an octopus girl?"

After Ning Ning finished talking, please enthusiastically ask questions, everyone really matched and started asking questions.

"After eating...I can't become an octopus..."

"Um... SpongeBob..."

"Release...Release?"

After seeing the rows of questions on the barrage, Ning Ning was visibly stunned for two seconds.

She licked her lips, pushed her non-existent glasses, her confident eyes gradually lost the light.

I just wanted to prove in front of Lin Muge and everyone that his aura collapsed instantly under these tricky problems.

"Uh... octopus brother... it... ooh, why doesn't it taste like chicken! I don't know!"

"I want to eat chicken-flavored octopus too!"

Yu Xinning shook her head, her expression gradually aggrieved.

"Ouuu-senior! They bullied me! Their problems...I don't know how!"

She took off her earphones and floated into the air yelling.

"Ah? What? Who bullied you? What's wrong?"

Outside, Lin Muge, who was instructing Qianshou to clean up the remains of the pheasant, raised his head and leaned back.

Are those organized Heizi really not letting go of Ning Ning? ?

"Oh, I'm sorry, senior! I won't! I don't know everyone's questions!"

"It's okay, it's okay!"

Lin Muge and San Qianshou looked at each other and trot to the second floor.

"Let’s see if the problem is so professional, I make it difficult for Lingning to be like this."

"It's very difficult. I don't know how to answer it. I never thought there would be such a problem!"

Yu Xinning said aggrievedly.

"What question... Is it particularly difficult to ask deliberately..."

Lin Muge squinted at the computer and clicked on the history barrage to scroll the mouse.

"hiss…"

When he saw the problem on the barrage, he took a breath.

"...Okay, leave it to me..."

Lin Muge and Xiao Ru in the mirror greeted him, and Xiao Ru also understood how to pull Ning Ning into the mirror to comfort him.

Ning Ning now controls her fear too casually, so she will always drop her intelligence from time to time. This is normal.

He has also experienced this stage.

""The Commander-in-Chief""

"Wife! Return my wife! [Dog head]"

"Did the pigeon go into battle in person [dog head]"

"A new wave of problems is coming, please be prepared"

"Pigeons: You little cute people can always make new tricks for me [dog head]"

""Enemy Substitution""

The number of people in the live broadcast room has almost surpassed 3 million, and it only took 20 minutes to start broadcasting.

"Okay, let me take a look at the cute question in the live broadcast room."

Lin Muge put on his headphones and sat in a chair.

"Excuse me, what is the name of Brother Octopus's father... Brother Octopus popped out of a crack in the rock."

"How much is Ning Ning a catty... Ning Ning has no weight, I privately wrote my address, I will let Ning Ning go to your house with Xiao Ru in the middle of the night, buy one get one free."

"Brother Octopus will help me with my homework...no."

"How many body hairs does Brother Octopus have... There are 267,412 hairs. If you don't believe me, go and count them."

"Can octopus sing...no, but dance."

"I think there have been more than 30 orders for lucky viewers. That's the end of the octopus brother."

After answering n questions at a very fast speed, Lin Muge took a sip and patted the octopus meat on the side, and then took out the fruit of the mother and baby flower.

"This is the fruit of a mother and baby flower, and the juice is full of milky jasmine. I will use that kind of perfume bottle for everyone. There are only 30 bottles. If you have any questions, you can ask me."

He shook the fruit the size of a baby's head, and he could clearly hear the sound of liquid flowing inside.

"Excuse me, does it smell like papaya milk...no."

"Is there a parent-child flower...There is no such species for the time being. What the **** is this."

"When will the pigeons be broadcast live... You are now in my live broadcast room and ask me when will it be broadcast?"

"Should you buy maternal and infant flowers for mothers and infants? Do not give them, and resolutely resist human trafficking."

"Can these liquids be released...Yes, whatever you want."

"Can you show the results of mother and baby flowers?"

Lin Muge took a deep breath, "I won't, you can study and teach me."

He leaned on the back of the chair and rubbed his eyebrows, speaking slightly tiredly.

Everyone grabbed the juice of maternal and infant flowers in less than two minutes, but the various sand sculpture problems above are still endless.

"Brothers, I'll take a breather during the intermission."

He took off his headphones and stood up and said.

""Intermission""

""Replies Like Stream""

"Hahahaha, what are these problems!"

"Pigeons: This is the first time I bring goods, and the last time [dog head]"

"Pigeons: I can't perform the mother and baby flowers, but I can show you on the spot to see how people become weird [dog head]"

Just now, Lin Muge's live broadcast directly jumped to the first place on the Xiaopozhan hot list.

In half an hour of the live broadcast, there were more than 500,000 bullet screens. This is still no barrage red envelope activities, which shows how active everyone is in the live broadcast room.

"No way, boss! There are too many bullet screens, our people can't even get in the mouth!"

"...I can only wait, now it's easy to get exposed."

In a small group of forty people named "Professional Marines Taking Orders with Honesty", the group owner @進头冲锋 posted.

"receive."

"receive."

"receive."

The following overall reply.

"hiss…"

Looking at Lin Muge's live broadcast, Zhao Fanzhuo took instant noodles in a bag of ten yuan a night in an Internet cafe.

"Hahahaha fuck, what kind of mental retardation is this!"

Seeing that someone asked whether mother and infant flowers could be used as tree species, he almost didn't spray a mouthful of instant noodles from his mouth.

"Cough, cough cough cough, huh..."

Zhao Fanzhuo took a few breaths and then calmed down again.

Last week, he took over the work of Black Forest Pigeon. For three months, he didn’t need to destroy Lin Mupi. He just had to make his passers-by stinky. The price was such that he had never seen it before. The high price.

So after receiving the order, he collected all the information about Lin Muge in detail, and even watched all the videos and live videos of Lin Muge.

As a well-known professional navy in the industry, he deeply understands the importance of public opinion.

But what made him feel horrified was that Lin Muge had fallen into a crisis of public opinion two or three times since the broadcast began, and he was all resolved by his professional knowledge.

Zhao Fanzhuo felt that it was a dead end for the Iron Pencil. He didn't expect Lin Muge to take the risk directly, risking the collapse of the man-made design to save people, and on the contrary, it strengthened his position.

In the past, even if it was an Internet celebrity with millions of fans and a popular star, Zhao Fanzhuo had no psychological burden.

But this time facing Lin Muge, he felt the challenge for the first time.

It's mainly Lin Muge...not for money, he actually wants to go to science.

This made Zhao Fanzhuo's conscience very condemned.

"Unfortunately, they gave too much..."

He took a sip of the instant noodle soup and wiped his mouth.

If it wasn't for the boss to give too much, he really didn't want people like Heilin Shepherd who really contributed to society.

"Brothers, he will talk about food in a moment. Let's start from the food point of view."

"The main point of attack is that Lin Muge is cruel and inhuman, cruelty food for his own taste."

"Then remember one thing, we just need to add to the flames."

Zhao Fanzhuo sent it in the group.

Lin Muge never deletes comments in his videos. Although he is now missing, Zhao Fanzhuo still digs out a lot of points that everyone pays to Lin Muge.

One is the rhythm of "Lin Mu Ge is lying to everyone" they brought up at Zhengyuan Temple this morning.

The other is that every time Lin Muge cooks, he mutilates food for his own taste.

Although Zhao Fanzhuo seems to be farting for people who sympathize with food, he is the only one who can try it right now.

"very good."

Seeing the rows of receipts popping up in the group, he also wiped the keyboard and moved his fingers.

It was as if a swordsman wiped his sword before going into battle to kill the enemy.

"Come on!"

…

…

"Well, everyone, the rest is over."

Lin Muge spit out the tail of the water ball from his mouth.

"The next thing is the heart of the stone beetle.

"Normally, the heart of the stone beetle is used to eat and treat hair loss, but everyone has seen that my hair is very healthy, so it benefits everyone."

"Because it is too little to eat, so everyone can mix it with water and wipe it on their heads. It should be effective."

He poked a heart like a stone.

"Then you can start if you have any questions."

After a brief introduction, Lin Muge looked at the barrage.

Now the number of people in the live broadcast room has fluctuated around 5 million, which is also his maximum number of live broadcasts in recent times.

Whether it is the number of barrage or the number of gifts, the live broadcast room that completely crushes the hot list No. 1 and No. 2 is terrifying.

"Can I grow chest hair if I put it on my chest? Obviously not."

"Which head is it on? How many heads can a human being have?"

"How many grams is a gram of a pigeon? How many grams is a gram...you...the next question."

"Can I be parasitized by a stone beetle? Yes, wait until you die."

"What should I do if I don't have a head? Welcome to our Spiritual Resources Office to take in headless personnel."

Lin Muge rubbed his eyebrows and sighed.

"Hey, by the way, I received two resumes in a private message a few days ago."

"One is Xu Yi, the other is...Wang Defa, the English name is wdf, and the species is a living zombie."

"Are these two in the live broadcast room? After I finished replying to the news, you two had no news..."

He scratched his head.

According to these two, they should have gone to Nancheng to look for him yesterday, and he also specially prepared a welcome ceremony.

"Well, next... is the remains of the small spray mushroom."

After seeing that there were no two of them on the barrage, Lin Muge rubbed his eyebrows and put on the headphones again.

Yu Xinning, who had been slowing down for a long time, also very intimately carried a basket of small spray mushrooms and placed it in front of the camera.

"The purple glow in the black is the appearance of the small spray mushrooms being squeezed dry."

"Their mushroom juice is the main raw material for making my secret blood. This mushroom meat is unpalatable, whether it's for humans or weird, it's unpalatable, and dogs don't eat it."

"But they can be used as hand soap. You can get a little purple foam by rubbing its body with a little water, which is similar to hand sanitizer."

As soon as Lin Muge finished speaking, Yu Xinning took a basin of water very intimately and well.

"like this."

He demonstrated how to wash his hands.

"Quick and cold, the bloodthirsty evil spirit was regarded as a maid [dog head]"

"Brothers, are you ready for questions?"

"Crazy! Even the corpse of the small spray mushroom is not let go! [Dog head]"

""Waste Utilization""

"Pigeon, let us ask questions!"

The barrage was already impatient, Lin Muge also gave a wry smile.

"Okay, everyone can ask any questions."

As soon as his voice fell, rows of barrage rolled over.

"Can hand soap wash your feet? You...you ask this question, you...tsk, next one."

"Why can't I eat without dogs?... Brother, you have to say that... You are a real man!"

Lin Muge gave a thumbs up to the camera.

"What's the name of Xiao Pinggu's mother? It's Martha."

"Have these little spray mushrooms taken a bath? They haven't been washed. Wait for you to take them home to wash them."

"Buy small spray mushrooms to get hand sanitizer?...Small spray mushrooms are hand sanitizer!"

"Do you buy hand sanitizer and give it away? Thousand hands? No."

"Wow…"

Yu Xinning on the side looked at Lin Muge's face in the face of so many questions without fear, and her eyes were full of little stars.

"It's worthy of being a senior! I have to study hard!"

She clenched her fist and nodded her small mouth.

"Then, with the help of the little spray mushroom, I will tell everyone about the blood that I secretly made."

"I'm not telling everyone that it's not because there is a top-secret formula worth hundreds of millions of dollars. This blood is boiled out of small spray mushrooms and water, but the mastery of fire requires the skills of food psychology, otherwise it is boiled out. It's useless."

"Everyone nowadays should not be able to skillfully use food psychology to cook a pot of qualified blood, but I will record a detailed video these days, you can learn from it."

Lin Muge hesitated and said.

"Fuck!"

In the Internet cafe, Zhao Fanzhuo scratched his head frantically.

"Is he really a human? Is there really someone who doesn't love money?"

He tapped the keyboard a little irritably.

The method of blood, including the knowledge in Lin Muge's mind, is a lot of wealth, and he can completely monopolize it!

But Lin Muge was just that... easily told others? ?

"Boss, boss! The time has come! Food psychology!"

The news of the group@他 came, and Zhao Fanzhuo took two deep breaths to calm down.

"The time has come! Brother Yujian!"

"receive!"

"receive!"

"receive!"

At the same time as they flashed one by one, there were more discordant barrages in Lin Muge's live broadcast room.

"Little spray mushroom is so pitiful!"

"Yes! I feel that the way pigeons cook is so cruel..."

"It's so cruel!"

"Food also has life, and Lin Muge is trampling on life!"

"That's, what food psychology, you can make the death of food a little easier!"

Zhao Fanzhuo looked at the barrage of his brother, with a trace of complexity flashing across his face. U U Reading www.uukanshu.com

Can someone like Lin Muge who devote himself wholeheartedly to the society really shake...

"Boss, there are still too many barrages, and our own Lin Mupi may not be able to see it!"

"Then..."

"Okay! The way I cook is so cruel! Whoops, after waiting so long, someone finally asked this question, let me find a good meal!"

Before Zhao Fanzhuo could talk about the countermeasures, Lin Muge's surprise voice came from the live broadcast.

"Thanks to the fans who posted this barrage. With this question, I will give you a detailed introduction to food psychology."

"Thank you, it's too crucial for this question."

"This is a real fan!"

Lin Muge looked at the camera and said.

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