My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"...What's the situation?" Dongfang Bai frowned, the roof should be locked at this time, why is there a sound, and it was obviously the sound of something hitting the iron door.

He wouldn't come across any crime scene of a Reaper schoolboy, would he?

Feeling that something was wrong, Dongfang Bai walked quickly to the entrance of the rooftop, took a deep breath and slowly pushed open the iron door. Then, a pink figure covering his forehead was reflected in his eyes.

"...?"

......0

"Um……?"

Standing opposite, it was his head teacher, Tongsu Mayu. Dongfang Bai was stunned that she would appear on the rooftop, and this time she was completely different from usual.

Wearing a red and white star-edged short skirt, white over-the-knee stockings and high-heeled shoes under her feet, the most outrageous are her various exaggerated decorations and the one held by Kirisu Mayu. A magic wand in the shape of a heart.

Magical girl! Kirisu is really winter!

The air froze, Tong Xu Zhendong's eyes widened, she felt that time seemed to have stopped at this moment, and it became extremely difficult to even breathe. She looked at Dongfang Bai who was also looking at her in front of her, her lips trembled slightly, and planned to explain what.

"Ah, there's nothing on the rooftop. Speaking of which, I have to deliver tea leaves, so hurry up..."

The corners of Dongfang Bai's mouth trembled slightly, but he also said these words to Tongsu Madong down the steps with a flat expression. Just as he was about to turn around and leave, he felt a tightness behind his back.

"Wait, wait a minute..."

Tongsu Mayu's eyes were already full of water mist. Her right hand, which was wearing a snow-white powder glove, held Dongfang Bai's clothes. Seeing this appearance, she felt that she couldn't even explain the explanation.

As a teacher's character! ! dignity! All collapsed! !

If Dongfang Bai knew about her inner thoughts, she would definitely be criticized. The so-called 'teacher's design' had not existed three years ago.

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"Sorry, I didn't see anything!"

"Listen to my explanation ah ah ah!!"

One of the two wanted to escape from this embarrassing atmosphere, and the other tried his best to stop the other from running away in order to avoid the collapse of his teacher's image.

Finally, after Tongsu Madong explained it for ten minutes, Dongfang Bai finally understood what the situation was.

First of all, Kirisu Madong would not have put on this dress originally. Thinking about it carefully, this is the 'Tongsu Mafuyu', how could he take the initiative to put on the magical girl's cos suit? The inconsistency is too serious.

According to what she said, it is said that the children will be sent balloons and gifts for the school celebrations, but she did not see the address clearly when she checked the "150" package, and only found the package when she put it on. gave wrong.

The original package should have contained a doll suit, but she had already put it on, and the most embarrassing thing was that the zipper on the back of the suit was so tight that she couldn't take it off.

Dongfang Bai was surprised by her silly and sweet appearance. The first moment he saw the clothes, he felt that the clothes were not right. Why did this guy wait until all of them were put on.

"And why can you put it on but can't take it off?"

Dongfangbai complained with a black face, this dress should be tailor-made by a certain society, then the other party's bust is definitely not as good as Kirisu Mafuyu, so it is stuck in that position and can't be taken off.

"Then what should I do now?" Tongsu Zhendong felt embarrassed and indignant, and Dongfang Bai saw such an embarrassing side again. It was obvious that the other party was already graduating, and he was seen like this before graduation.

She already felt that the so-called 'dignity of a teacher' had fallen apart, shattered into more powder than powder.

"Would you like me to try it?"

"Um."

Dongfang Bai stretched out his hand and pulled the zipper on Kirisu Mayu's back. At first, he could pull it down smoothly, but at the moment when he reached the position of his back, the zipper seemed to be frozen in time. Pull down half a point.

Click.

Because of the force, he had already heard a crisp sound. If he continued to pull down, the clothes would shatter into pieces of cloth directly...

want! crack! open! !

"I gave up." Dongfang Bai waved his hand. It seemed that he couldn't help with this task today. He waved his hand towards Tongsu Zhendong and planned to run away.

"Wait, wait a minute, are you going to tell others?" Tongsu Mafuyu's eyes began to burst into tears, and her long pink hair was blown in the air by the wind. If others knew about this, she might as well find her Hit a pillar.

This is a school. If she is seen by other people wearing this 'magic girl' clothes, it will definitely be ashamed and want to die.

"I won't say it, I won't say it." Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes and said softly. Just as he was about to leave, Tongsu Zhendong grabbed the back collar again. The trouble this time or two has made him a little impatient.

"So, what's the matter, Kirsu-sensei?

"As long as...as long as you don't say anything, you can ask for anything!" Tongsu Madong's face was flushed, and his eyes were staring at Dongfang Bai, and the change in his expression was the most obvious one today.

This line is so familiar, I must have heard it somewhere!

"Any request is fine?" Dongfang Bai asked tentatively. Seeing his expression, Tongsu Zhendong hesitated for a second, and finally nodded helplessly.

"Then..."

"Um?"

...

"Then I'll ask you, Mr. Tongsu." Dongfang Bai waved with a smile. Just now, he used this request to get a death-free gold medal from Zhendong Tongsu.

It can be said that during the time at school, even if he is absent from class, the other party will "turn a blind eye" and find a way to help him pass the test.

Although Kirisu Mafuyu's expression was very exciting when he heard this request, he looked at him as if he had seen some rare animal.

"Beasts are not as good as animals~" Dongfang Bai held the tea box in his right hand, muttering to himself while complaining.

How could he not see the meaning of Kirisu Mafuyu's words just now, he has to say that he is a little moved, but if he really starts at this time, then it is not a problem that can be solved so easily. . . .

"However, I didn't expect Kirisu Mayu to actually..." Halfway through his words, he swallowed it back.

"Forget it." Dongfang Bai sighed lightly, and quickly went to the first floor to hand over the tea leaves in his hands to the dummies who were mocking tea. Then he rushed to the performance stage to watch the performance of Akiyama Mio and others. .

After a while, Dongfang Bai was about to go to the auditorium when he was pulled away by a black shadow and brought him all the way to the third-view position in the backstage.

"Hehe?" Because it was too dark to see clearly, it was not until he arrived at the backstage that Dongfang Bai could see the figure pulling him. It was actually the student council president Mabe Kazuo. As Yui Hirazawa's 'mother', he was very kind to the other party. familiar.

"Bai Sauce! Come and come~" Ping Zeyu immediately pulled him over when he saw Dongfang Bai. At the same time, he also saw a few people in the backstage who had already changed their clothes and were waiting to appear.

"Are you guys ready?" Dongfang Bai swept around and found that everyone was there, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, nothing happened before the show.

"We're ready, but Mio..." Ritsu Tanaka rolled his eyes and hugged the back of his head with both hands. She was wearing such a girly 4.9 decoration, but it was a boyish gesture, which can be said to be full of disobedience. .

"I'll... try my best." Akiyama Mio has a black line. Even before the performance, this tension can't be relieved at all. With her character, even after performing many times in the future, she will still be nervous, right?

"Well, you two just do your best." As soon as Dongfang vernacular finished speaking, he saw Ping Zeyu staring at his cheek with expectant eyes, as if he said, 'What about me? what about me? 'generally.

"Okay, Wei also has to work hard to play the role of 'tree'." Dongfang Bai patted Ping Zewei's head helplessly, and she bared Xiao Bai's teeth happily.

[ps: In fact, the teacher's plot has always been too afraid to write, this kind of identity is easy to enter the dark room].

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The performance started soon. Although Akiyama Mio's nervous legs trembled and her face paled before the performance, she quickly entered the state as soon as she started the performance. Both her lines and actions were very standard.

It's not a waste of time for Tian Jingzhong to practice with her for so long, and he finally showed his true skills.

Although Dongfang Bai really wanted to watch this scene seriously, the 'tree' standing there was too dramatic. Mio was holding leaves next to Hirazawa Yu, whose whole body was decorated with trees, and his face was full of expressions. smiling.

Especially when Akiyama Mio was hiding next to a tree, the expression on Hirazawa Yui's face actually changed with the development of the plot.

So dramatic! ! There was no way to focus on Akiyama Mio and Tanaka Ritsu. At least Dongfang Bai and A Zimiao in the audience subconsciously turned their attention to Hirazawa Yu next to them.

"Ah, ah..." Ping Ze Yu 04 suddenly wrinkled his face into a ball, like an air-dried orange, this is a precursor to sneezing, at this moment, whether it is Dongfang Bai or others, it becomes Be wary.

Holy crap, you must not sneeze at this time, or the scene will be over.

Dongfang Bai's face was very ugly, and he stared at the 'tree' on the stage. Fortunately, Ping Zeyu finally choked back his sneeze, which made him breathe a sigh of relief.

puff……! ! Akiyama Mio looked at Yui Hirazawa's expression and almost forgot her lines. She puffed out her cheeks slightly, holding back her own smile, and Ritsu Tanaka, who played the opposite role, was similar. She held back her shoulders. All trembling.

click.

In order to stifle her laughter, Tanaka Ritsu grabbed her own thigh with one hand from below, which forced the pain to suppress the laughter. However, in the eyes of the audience, this scene seems to have reached a climax and is extremely vivid.

"You must not laugh!" Akiyama Mio whispered in a voice that only Ritsu Tanaka, who was opposite, could hear, and Ritsu's face turned red and nodded.

We are professionally trained to laugh no matter how funny it is.

ten minutes later.

"Hey, the first scene is finally over, how about Bai Jiang! My tree is doing pretty well!" Yui Pingzawa took off the holster of the tree, and said to Dongfang Bai with a small expression of pleading for credit. .

"You are too showy on the stage, and my attention is all on you." Dongfang Bai covered his face, to be honest, he didn't even read the plot at all until just now, and he paid attention to Ping voluntarily. Zewei is gone.

"Really, it would be bad if your sneeze really came out?" Tanaka Ritsu said softly with one hand on his hip, and suddenly she seemed to realize something, and her face flushed slightly.

It's over, I still think I'm acting now, and I haven't had time to change my tone of voice.

"It seems that there is nothing to worry about, so I'll go first, and the drama I'm going to perform is almost ready to start." Dongfang Bai glanced at the time, and it should have just started when he went directly to the auditorium.

"ok~ Bai Jiang doesn't have to worry about us pulling, nothing will happen at all."

As soon as Ping Zeyu finished speaking, a girl wearing glasses ran over and reported in a panic: "No, the cemetery props needed for the last scene are gone!"

"Eh!?" Ping Zeyu's eyes widened, why did such a thing happen at this juncture.

"Can I act directly without a tombstone?" Ritsu Tanaka frowned, her right hand clenched her fist and gently pinched the corner of her clothes, it was obvious that she was also very nervous now.

"It shouldn't work, the overall climax of Romeo and Juliet is at the last tombstone of the sacrifice of love, if that is missing..." Kotobuki said, holding the script a little distressed.

"Indeed, without that, the whole drama seems to have lost its soul..."

"Tsuna, show me the schedule right now. It should have written the op-amp process of the props, right?" Qin Chuan's eyes lit up, and then immediately handed over a large stack of documents in his hand to Dongfang Bai.

As a writer of light novels, he has already developed the ability to see ten lines in one eye. His dark eyes quickly scanned the information one after another, and finally his eyes locked on an obvious position.

"It seems that the tombstone was not transported when it was shipped to the Supernatural Society. Why wasn't it checked in the first place?"

"Okay! Then I'll go get it now!"

Tsumugi swung her hands together, as if she wanted to transport the stone prop by herself. Although her strength was amazing, if she was alone, she would definitely not be able to keep up with the speed.

And most of the people present were girls, and they didn't have much strength, so Dongfang Bai thought for a while and volunteered to go with Qin Chuan to get the props.

"Bai Jun!? Aren't you going to perform soon? Is it okay to help us?"

Tanaka Ritsu had a worried expression on his face. It was less than ten minutes before the Sleeping Beauty performance. If Dongfang Bai came to help, he would definitely not be able to perform in time for him.

"It doesn't matter, my role is at the end of 150, as long as I go there before that." Dongfang Bai waved to Qin Chuan after he finished speaking, and the two immediately set off, racing against time to rush towards the storage room of the Supernatural Society. go.

...

"Ahhh, Kashima, do I really have to come on stage?" Fumino Furuhashi stared at Kashima, the president of the support club next to him, with tears in his eyes, while the other party just nodded with a smile.

"Actually, Princess Guqiao... No, Guqiao is the most suitable candidate for this role in the class."

"Did you say something incredible just now?" Fumano Guhashi sighed helplessly, but he had been practicing for a month anyway, so it would be too rude to run away, and he still had to play.

"However, why hasn't His Royal Highness been here yet?" Kashima frowned and was about to take the stage. Fumano Guqiao had already changed into an aqua blue princess costume, but Dongfang Bai, the prince, was still did not arrive.

Isn't it running away?

Thinking of this possibility, Kashima's face became ugly. This was her carefully planned performance, and there must be no problem. She immediately let the members of the Funno Furuhashi Support Club go out to look for Dongfang Bai's figure all over the campus. .

Your Highness, where did you go? ? .

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"found it!!"

At this moment, the members of the Furuhashi Funno Support Club were looking for someone in the school who was looking for the large tombstone in the storage room. The stone tombstone was still quite heavy. Dongfang Bai and Qin Fumi looked at each other. One person lifted the stone tablet at the same time.

"Okay, let's ship it back like this."

"Oh!" Qin Chuanli carried the stone tablet with one hand, and the other hand could even be raised in midair, looking effortlessly relaxed, Dongfang Bai twitched the corners of his mouth when he looked at her inexplicable strength.

Obviously, she usually looks very good and her arms are very slender. Why does she have such a lot of strength? There must be something wrong.

"Sa, let's go, Bai Sang!" Qin Chuan aggressively walked ahead with the stone tablet in his arms. The two of them joined forces to hold the stone more than twice as fast, and they arrived at the backstage of the stage in less than ten minutes.

"We're back!"