My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

"Fairy, who are you...?"

"Valentine's Day Special! Dress Fairy-sama's limited edition!" The Yamada Fairy snorted, holding her chest with both hands and spreading her legs, looking proud.

"There are too many grooves, and I don't know where to start complaining."

Dongfang Bai covered her forehead, not to mention that Valentine's Day had already passed, and even if it was Valentine's Day, what happened to her clothes that looked like Christmas clothes.

The most outrageous thing is that Xiaobu in the back still shrunk her whole body with a red face, only showing a small head. Looking at the hair accessories on her head, it seems that except for the fairy, Tsushima has also changed a little bit.

As for Sagiri...

"Ohhhhhh!!!" Heizumi Sagiri wore an Eromanga mask on her face, turned left and right beside the fairy, and from time to time she drew something on her electronic hand-painted board.

"Okay, Xiaomai, come out quickly, don't hide!" The Yamada fairy saw that Tumabu was still hiding behind her, and pulled her out with a smile.

"Wait! I'm so ashamed of this dress!"

Xiaobu, who showed her whole body, also brightened Dongfang Bai's eyes. Different from Xiaobu's usual conservative outfit, this time she also put on a red dress with a bright red flower on her chest.

The long flaxen hair, which had always been straight and long, was also slightly changed, and the hair was tied into a half-ring braid in the form of red flowers at the back. It was a hairstyle commonly used by princesses and noble daughters.

"So, idiot, don't you have any comments? Obviously, the writers of this beautiful girl are merciful and put on the clothes they just made and want to show you the first one~".

The Yamada Fairy looked at Dongfang Bai's appearance that he didn't say a word for a long time, and said something angrily.

"It's okay fairy!! Even if my brother doesn't like it, I will take care of everything from top to bottom on my behalf and make sure everything is clean!"

Even though the silver-haired girl Sagiri on the side was wearing Eromanga's mask so that people couldn't see her face clearly, Dongfang Bai was still able to see through the idiotic expression under her mask.

"Please don't speak in such a way that would cause misunderstandings?!" The goblin took two steps back with a flushed face. She felt that if she continued to stand here with Heizumi Sagiri, her body would be in danger.

"It's okay, it's okay, in order to allow me to observe more carefully, please goblin quickly take off the fat times and let me be healthy!!"

"don't want!"

The Yamada Fairy covered her chest with her hands, and looked at Izumi Sagiri who was gradually approaching her in horror. In the end, she felt that nowhere was safe, so she simply hid behind Dongfang Bai as a shield.

"Damn, you wouldn't hesitate at all if your brother asks you, so why can't I, tsk!" Heizumi Sagiri smacked her tongue in disgust, seeing the Yamada Goblin hiding behind Dongfang Bai, so she could only give up.

"Okay, okay, both of you calm down a bit." Dongfang Bai waved his hand helplessly. This picture seems to have appeared many times recently, and the goblin can surprise him every time with a different pattern.

"By the way, you haven't complimented me yet, are you cute or not?!" The goblin hugged Dongfang Bai's arm and said coquettishly like a kitten.

"Ah, very cute, Miss Fairy."

"Your tone is just like reading it!!" The Yamada Fairy bared her teeth in dissatisfaction, and hit Dongfang Bai's lower back with a kidney attack.

"Pfft..." Dongfang Bai was hit by this blow and fell directly to the ground. Although the pain wasn't too much, if he didn't pretend to be a little bit miserable, the goblin wouldn't let it go.

"Brother, are you okay?" Tsushima came over with some concern and helped him up.

"The goblin is so fierce, unlike me, it will only feel sorry for my brother!"

"Pfft." Dongfang Bai almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. Where did Xiaomai learn such green tea words?

"The more you think about it, the more you get angry, you must come to my room tonight, stupid!" As soon as the goblin finished speaking, Kasuga Ye Qiong next to him retorted: "No way! Brother wants to come with me."

...

"Ah, so it's because of the drama practice that you came back so late?" The Yamada Fairy said while sitting on the sofa in surprise.

"'~ That's right, and I was also drawn to be the male lead, the prince from "Sleeping Beauty"." Dongfang Bai covered his head in pain, why did such a troublesome job fall on his head? .

Although it is quite good to play opposite Fumano Furuhashi, but this also means that when he comes on stage later, a group of girls will clearly see the whole process of his acting from the stage!

"Haha~ Big brother, big brother is actually going to play the prince!" Tsushima's laughter was as sweet as a silver bell.

"Playing the prince means that you will finally kiss Princess Sleeping Beauty, right?" Heizumi Sagiri frowned, and said abruptly, the laughing of Tumabu, who was laughing next to him, stopped abruptly, and the expression on his face Immediately turned to awakening.

Yes, how could she forget this!

There are already a lot of people who like my brother. If Wen Nai also likes it, what will happen to her sister! ?

"Do you have to kiss?"

Kasuga Ye Qiong was sitting next to Dongfang Bai, holding the little (De Li's) rabbit puppet. Although her expression didn't change much, he could also see a trace of unhappiness from Qiong's cold expression.

"Why is your first reaction all kissing? Isn't the drama staged all fake? How can you really kiss?" Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes, and more than ten people have asked him about this topic today.

Including in the school, there is also a school girl from time to time who runs over to ask him a question, and leaves disappointed after getting his answer.

"Haha~ that's what I said, how could it be a real kiss, right?" Tsushima buried the back of his head and opened his mouth while laughing, but he suddenly lost confidence as he spoke.

Just now, did she set a big flag unintentionally? At this time, Xiaobu was like an old general on the stage, with flags planted all over his body like a hedgehog.

Chapter 55 The beginning of the school festival 【For automatic subscription】

One month is coming soon, and the beginning of the school festival means that the year is coming to an end. As a high school student, as a helper, it is natural to start banging on the gorgeous decorations all over Toyonozaki school.

Even the stone statue of the first principal was dressed up like a girl in her twenties, and even the face of the stone statue was carefully smeared with blush and lipstick.

Although I don't know which heartless person did it, this statue has indeed become a different landscape on the campus.

Originally, he was the male lead, but he had nothing to do before the start of the play, and Dongfang Bai, who wanted to help but was kicked out on the grounds that "the male lead needs a good rest", could only hang out around the school festival.

"Senior Oriental!"

A familiar voice came, and Dongfang Bai subconsciously turned his head to see that it was Azusa Nakano in Japanese-style clothes who greeted him with a smile, and there were Yu Hirazawa and Xiaobu who were also wearing clothes beside him.

"Zi, Xiaobu, You, what are you doing in your class?"

"It's a mock tea shop! Because Azi and Yu are so cute, they were pulled out to serve as waiters." Tsuma buried his mouth and snickered. Azusa Nakano immediately retorted with a blushing face when she heard these 150 sentences.

"What, it's obvious that the first person to be named is Xiaobu!"

"Eh? Is there any?" Tuma buried a look of 'I don't know' and immediately began to pretend to be stupid.

"Speaking of which, have you seen Mio and the others? They don't seem to be in the class either." Dongfang Bai waved his hand. He just went to the class to look around, but unfortunately, there was no other figure from the Qingyin Department at all.

However, I accidentally saw Yamanaka Kazuko, Xiao Zuo and today are very different from usual. Her face is haggard, her face is pale, her eyes are bloodshot, and there are dark circles around her, she looks like she hasn't closed her eyes for three days and three nights. .

But even though she was so tired, there was a weird smile on the corner of her mouth.

"From the first year of high school to the third year of high school, most of the class's performance costumes and maid costumes were made by me~" After saying this, Xiao Zuohe fell asleep on the desk in the class. , announcing that it cannot be revived.

Just thinking of Xiao Zuo and that Dongfangbai-looking eyelids started to twitch, how many classes did she take on by herself? (aeej) If I remember correctly, it's not just "Romeo and Juliet" from her class b, including his a Ben's "Sleeping Beauty".

All the clothes were made from her liver, and even Dongfang Bai began to wonder if there was only liver left in this person's body.

"Mio-senpai seems to be carrying Hiriu-senpai to the activity room to practice. It seems that he was nervous at the beginning of the day, and accidentally hit his head and fainted."

"Bump, bump into head? Are you okay..." Dongfang Bai's expression changed, how could he just pass out when he bumped into his head during practice, Mio must have been too nervous.

But to be honest, he was actually quite nervous.

"It's Oni-chan, don't you need to practice with Sister Wen Nai?" Tsushima looked curiously around Dongfang Bai, this time there was not a very rare girl beside him.

It was so powerful that she couldn't close her mouth in surprise. This was the first time she saw such a large-scale celebration Dongfang Bai could not see even a single girl beside her.

"Everyone is busy with their own business, as for Wen Nai."

Dongfang Bai rolled his eyes, then stretched out his finger and pointed not far away. Of course, it was impossible for him to be wandering around alone. As the heroine, Fumano Furuhashi was also kicked out of course.

She is much more nervous than Dongfang Bai. In order to relieve her nervousness before starting the performance, she has been eating and drinking in various stores since she was kicked out. Her stomach has already held the amount that a normal girl can't eat. .

"I looked at the schedule. First of all, Mio-senpai and the others will perform on the stage first, and another performance ten minutes after the end is the performance of Senior White's performance in the auditorium..."

Azusa Nakano is worthy of being a small think tank, and has taken the lead in investigating the progress of all performances before the school festival, and as she said, "Romeo and Juliet" was performed on the stage, and Dongfang Bai's "Sleeping Beauty" was performed in hall.

Although the two sides are not far apart, it is still relatively difficult to get over quickly.

"Ah! It's over, we were chatting, and we haven't handed over the things we bought..." Ping Zeyou looked at the time, they had been standing here for a long time, and Chun will definitely say that they are fishing. .

"That's true, then Senior White, let's go first!" After Nakano Azusa finished speaking, she quickly rushed to her class with a small bag of things in her arms. Xiaobu and You said a word and followed.

"It's all gone, Wen Nai you... Wen Nai?"

Dongfang Bai looked in Wen Nai's direction, she was eating octopus **** just now, she disappeared in the blink of an eye, and she didn't see anyone for a long time.

"There are too many people, it seems that we can only meet later, so now is..." Dongfang Bai looked at the classroom of the first grade next to him. Since everyone came, he simply went to see Xiaobu's tea shop. How's it going.

It just so happened that the necessary tea was not replenished today.

"Welcome...Senior?" Wugeng Liuli, who had a cold face at first, saw Dongfang Bai walk in, and her purple eyes widened in surprise. Originally, she started to enjoy the school festival with a little help today.

But because Azusa Nakano and the others went shopping and never came back, she had no choice but to greet the guests on top.

"This suit is very suitable, Liuli!" Dongfang Bai's eyes lit up, Wugeng Liuli, who was originally a Yamato Nadeko type, has now changed into a maid's cat-ear costume. Although it is said to be incompatible with the atmosphere of this store, it is also different. flavor.

The black cat ears on her head originally matched her adornment perfectly, but now she has added a maid outfit, an element that is usually invisible, to bring out her charm perfectly.

Obviously this is a mock Japanese tea shop, why is there a Western-style cat-eared maid outfit...

Wugeng Liuli pinched her long black and shiny hair, a little embarrassed to turn her eyes away. Although this dress is very shy, but seeing Dongfang Bai so happy, she also felt a lot less shy.

"However, I prefer Liuli to wear it for me to see by myself."

"Senior slut." Wugeng Liuli said with a blushing face, and then walked quickly to the kitchen, as if planning to change the clothes.

Chapter 56 The Dignity of Teachers Collapses 【For automatic subscription】

"But the tea in this shop tastes surprisingly good."

Dongfang Bai took a sip of rough tea and said to himself, he has nowhere to go in his spare time, so he just drinks tea here to kill time.

"That, Ernie-chan Ernie-chan!" Xiaobu came over suddenly wearing a kimono and poked Dongfang Bai's arm, looking at her expression that seemed a little flustered, making Dongfang Bai puzzled for a while.

"What's wrong?"

"I'm sorry, can I ask you to do me a favor? I just found out that there is not enough tea leaves, and I need to go to the material room to pick it up by myself."

Tsushima showed an apologetic look. If it weren't for the fact that there were not enough staff in the store, she wouldn't bother Dongfang Bai to run errands. It seems that the shortage is because of her own brother, so the business of this store is particularly good.

Especially with a lot of female guests...

"Do you want to get tea? This is no problem. I remember it should be on the top floor of the teaching building, right?" Dongfang Bai remembered the location of the material room, because the location of the material room was near the Qingyin Department, so he remembered that Calculate clearly.

"Please, brother!" Xiaobu folded his hands together, tilted his head slightly and made a cute gesture. This cute scene made the few male customers in the store feel like an arrow in their hearts~.

"..." Dongfang Bai felt the familiar sight and jealousy on his body, the corners of his mouth twitched, he got up and left quickly, the charm of the little buried in the school is really not to be underestimated.

A few minutes later, he came to the door of the light sound department's activity room, just as the door of the department room was suddenly opened, and Akiyama Mio, who was wearing a Romeo costume, was pushed out.

"Ryu! Wait a minute, I'm not ready!" Akiyama Mio shouted shyly.

She was wearing a blue-grey dress supplemented by white, her long smooth black hair was also **** and tied behind her head, with a short sword around her waist, she looked like a noble wanderer. Chic.

"It's alright, it's still a while before the show starts. Anyway, you've already changed your clothes. It's better for you to come out and get used to it~" Ritsu Tanaka was wearing a feminine outfit that Dongfang Bai thought she would never wear in her life. .

Using red as the main color, it was matched with some noble lady's dresses with gray and black as the main color. The hair was connected with a wig and turned into a long ponytail, which just formed an obvious contrast with Akiyama Mio next to her.

"Bai-Jun?!" Akiyama Mio bumped into Dongfang Bai as soon as she was pushed out of the activity room. When she realized her 'shy' outfit, she covered her face.

"I didn't expect Bai Sang to come directly to the Qingyin Department, hehe~ How's it going, Mio's body is very good, right?" Tianjing Zhongli smiled softly with Xiaobai's teeth, and directly turned Akiyama Mio around to show it. For Oriental White to watch.

"Both of you are a good fit."

Dongfang Bai said it from the bottom of his heart, but he really didn't expect that the usual boyish Li would become so girly now. Should he say that people depend on clothes?

"Are you two planning to go to the show?"

"Yeah, Mio should be fully prepared!" Tanaka Ritsu looked confidently at Akiyama Mio beside her, but she lived up to expectations, her nervous legs were shaking.

"Ow, ooh..." Akiyama Mio drew several chevrons on his hand, trying to swallow the chevrons together with his small fists to ease the tension.

"Idiot, don't you want to eat your entire hand to relieve tension?!" Tanaka Ritsu went forward and pulled his idiot childhood sweetheart, and finally stopped her thinking of eating him. .

"Why are you here, Bai Sang? Are you here to find us?" Ritsu Tani put his hands on his hips and glanced at Akiyama Mio next to him. It seemed that this childhood sweetheart could not be relieved in a short time.

"No, I'm here to help Azimiao and the others get the tea leaves for the tea shop."

"That's it, let's go first, we'll come to see the next performance~" Ritsu Tanaka smiled and then dragged Akiyama Mio downstairs with a sad face.

"If you only watch the first half, you should still be in time."

Dongfang Bai touched his chin. After all, after the end of the light sound department, he and Furuhashi Fumano will perform in the auditorium. If you watch Mio's performance, it might be a little late.

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Throwing the useless thoughts out of his head, he immediately ran to the material room to get a large box of tea leaves. Just as he was about to go downstairs, he suddenly heard a loud 'bang' from the door of the rooftop, which was very infiltrating.