My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

But being able to be so angry that he breaks the defense is her victory.

"What else?" Dongfang Bai was stunned and sat directly next to the black cat. From the beginning, he understood the ins and outs a little bit, and at the end he couldn't even hold back a smile.

"There are still quite a few things like this, don't worry about it."

"Senior, aren't you angry?" Wugeng Liuli gave him a surprised look.

"Don't worry, someone will solve this matter." Dongfang Bai shook his finger and gave her a mysterious smile, which made her a little puzzled.

...

In this Twitter battle, one side is the navy, and the other side is Yakumobai's huge fan base. It's a lively fight. The black cat has the brand of Dianjing 993 library writer on its head. Witness Guangyu didn't even know how to respond.

But this is just right in the arms of this man.

"I laughed so hard, it's still stupid." Witness Guangyu sat in his small rental house with a look of disdain. If he wanted to become popular, he didn't have to rely on the quality of the book to become popular, even if he was scolded. fire.

As everyone knows, a certain actor in the Tian Dynasty was also scolded by the whole Internet. As a result, the entire Internet and even foreign countries knew the name of the artist at a time. The witness Guangyu just wanted to sell a wave of sales.

Those Yakumo Bai fans who want to hack him will definitely buy his books and read them, and then find various loopholes in them to attack him. It doesn't matter to him at all, he just needs to boost sales anyway, then bow his head and admit his mistake, and just pretend that nothing happened.

Even if something really goes wrong, his pen name is not the only one. The big deal is to change it and write it in the same way. It's enough to get all the money this time.

"Tsk, this guy's mouth is really poisonous..." Although Guangyu's witness also wanted to make things bigger, but he found that he couldn't scold the 'Falled Saint Black Cat', who was the author of Dengeki Library like him. Why is the mouth so poisonous?

He admitted that he was indeed a little bit of a brain hemorrhage because of this guy's anger. The other party simply drew a circle with his mother as the center and the eighteenth generation of his ancestors as the radius. He was almost dying of anger sitting in front of the computer screen.

He said that the other party could reply ten sentences, and he doubted whether the other party was a robot. The typing speed was too exaggerated.

Witness Guangyu, who was burning with anger, suddenly raised his head, and started to scold directly at the black cat of the fallen saint, but after ten minutes of scolding, he still couldn't scold the other party...

"Mom, I won't reply, I'm so mad at you!" Guangyu Cheng's eyes were bloodshot. This feeling of wanting to scold the other side but unable to scold him is no different from kicking his toes to the corner of the table in winter and no one scolds him. a feeling of.

Anyway, I can't scold, so I don't read the news at all.

Buzzing... Suddenly a phone call came over. Witness Guangyu was stunned. The phone was still marked with the words "Editor-in-Chief Kagurazaka", which made him have a bad premonition.

"Hey, is this Kagurazaka editor-in-chief? Is there something wrong?"

"Are you a witness to Guangyu, the author of "The Adventure of the Light Path"? Because of your malicious behavior on Twitter, your identity information has been pulled into the blacklist of Dengeki Library, and then the contract is terminated and the company is invited to complete it ."

Kagurazaka Ayame's icy voice made Witness Guangyu immediately bewildered. How could it be possible to block him directly? This is to block the identity letter (aeei), which is equivalent to directly shutting him out.

Even if he changed his pseudonym, it would be impossible for him to contribute to the Dengeki Library, and his contract was unilaterally terminated, which was equivalent to being kicked out of the library.

"Wait! It's all my fault, I'm going to apologize now...! I just confused me for a while..."

beep...

Witness Guangyu hung up the phone before he even finished speaking. He put down the phone with a frozen expression and blocked a person's identity information, which is very rare in the industry.

Today, he just started a battle on the Internet, and wanted to take advantage of the popularity of Yakumo Bai's new work to increase his sales. As a result, the editor-in-chief of Dengeki Bunko directly told him that he was blocked.

His mistake was to underestimate the influence of the identity of 'Yayunbai' in the industry and the Dengeki Library. The pillar of the Dengeki Library is Yakumo White, and now Guangyu Witness wants to dismantle this pillar and make the Dengeki Library collapse. .

It would be nice if people didn't come and call the police directly to get you, but they still put aside the peaceful termination of the contract with you?

"It's over..." Witness Guangyu had a look of despair. Although he was only blocked by the Dengeki Bunko family, he knew very well that the other two families couldn't want him anymore, because the industry leader, Dengeki Bunko, directly blocked him. .

This is tantamount to blocking.

Even if the other libraries are the opponents of Dengeki Library, it is impossible to get burned. Now those readers on the Internet are very fierce. If they accept this Guangyu witness, those readers will dig out his identity, then they can be burned from the author. to the library.

This kind of instability can't bring much profit, people might as well sell face to Dengeki Library.

...

"I deleted the tweet, did this guy run away?" Wugeng Liuli showed a look of disdain, but he just deleted the tweet and ran away. It was too timid.

"Of course it can't be a simple deletion of tweets. Later, Dengeki Library should publish some notices about this author. Nine times out of ten, this person has been severely punished." Dongfang Bai chuckled.

If you touch porcelain, touch porcelain. Although he doesn't care at all, Dengeki Bunko does. Now the identity of 'Bayunbai' is the backbone of Dengeki Bunko and the face of Dengeki Bunko.

You, an author of the Dengeki Library, dare to touch the mud on the face of the Dengeki Library, isn't this courting death? The black cat is also a smart person, and immediately guessed who moved the hand.

With the relationship between Kagrazaka Ayame and Dongfang Bai, he didn't even need to speak, Kagrazaka Ayame had already taken the initiative to do it, the kind that couldn't be stopped.

[ps: The other book will not be written, this one will be added later, and the new book will see the situation].

Chapter 3 Isn't this person shy? 【Seeking automatic subscription】

"Okay, don't be angry. Today we came out for a date. There's no need to be angry about that kind of thing." Dongfang Bai comforted his girlfriend next to him, crying and laughing. Bei still made her feel uneasy.

"Senior also said..." Wugeng Liuli took a deep breath and forgot all the irritability just now. Today, she has been preparing for a date for a long time, how can she be affected by this kind of thing.

She still has a very important thing to accomplish today. It can be said that the ultimate goal of this date is that thing. Because her parents are not at home today, the two younger sisters also followed their parents to the grandparents' house. .

Therefore, only these few days, there will be no one in her family.

"The goblin has already taken the lead, and Hui hasn't moved yet, then..." Wugeng Liuli's voice was as subtle as a mosquito's cry, muttering something to himself, which made Dongfang Bai a little puzzled.

What the **** is this talking about...

"Huh?! There seems to be a snack over there, let's take a look at Liuli."

"Wait, senior..." Wugeng Liuli was still thinking, when Dongfang Bai held her hand and pulled her away. She had no choice but to follow, but she felt relieved when she felt the warmth of the other's palm.

"Is there anything for sale in there, senior?"

Because Wugeng Liuli is relatively short, and there are a lot of people here, she can't see what food is being sold in front of her, so she can only ask Dongfang Bai, who is taller.

"Hey, Liuli, let me ask you something, how is your health recently?" Dongfang Bai felt a little hard to say, coughed to cover up the embarrassment, then glanced left and right, and quietly asked Wugeng Liuli.

"My body? My body is pretty healthy, right? What's wrong?" Wugeng Liuli obviously didn't understand what Dongfang Bai meant, but still looked puzzled.

"I mean, have you come here recently?" After hesitating for a while, Dongfang Bai began to ask. As soon as he opened his mouth, he saw the expression of the girl in front of him changing rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye. on.

"Wuu!" Wugeng Liuli's delicate body trembled, and her fair face was gradually dyed with a red glow. Her eyes were a little evasive, and she did not dare to look directly at Dongfang Bai.

It turned out that this was what she was asking, but what did she think it was.

"Alright, alright, I've been here before."

"Is that so..." Dongfang Bai nodded thoughtfully, and then the two looked at each other for a few seconds, at the same time turning their eyes away awkwardly.

And Wugeng Liuli can't wait to tear his mouth and say "no" by himself, right? ! It's too embarrassing to ask another question.

It's okay, it's okay... Senpai is my boyfriend, and as a couple, it's okay to know that.

"Okay, I'll buy the latest ice cream in front. It looks delicious. You wait for me, I'll buy it." Dongfang Bai grinned, made a gesture towards Wugeng Liuli, and got into in the crowd.

"It turned out to be ice cream..." Wugeng Liuli sighed, she was so stupid.

After a while, Dongfang Bai squeezed out of the crowd, and what was different from when he entered before was that he had an exquisite and beautiful chocolate parfait sundae in his hand.

This portion is very early, and there is only one small pale pink spoon, one person can never finish it, it must be eaten by two people, and there is only one spoon, which means that one spoon must be shared.

In addition, the people who buy this ice cream are all couples, so there is no problem in sharing a spoon, but it is still a little shy for Wugeng Liuli, who has only established a relationship with Dongfang Bai not long ago.

"Well, there is only one spoon, there is no other way, let's eat together!"

"Senior, didn't you buy this sundae because you saw that there was only one spoon?" Wugeng Liuli squinted her beautiful eyes, and these words pierced into Dongfang Bai's heart like a sharp blade.

Good eyesight, worthy of being the black cat of the fallen saint, actually debunked his thoughts.

"Forget it, I'm with senior anyway, I don't... don't care." Wugeng Liuli pretended to be calm, with one hand on his waist, looking at the large parfait sundae held in Dongfangbai's hand , swallowed slightly.

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"Then let's find a place to sit and eat." Dongfang Bai glanced around and finally focused on the only empty bench under the shade of a tree in the distance.

There are still a lot of benches in the amusement park, but no one seems to pass by that place, and the environment looks very good, so the first time I saw Dongfang Bai was definitely here.

The two quickly sat on the bench, while Wugeng Liuli sat upright beside Dongfang Bai, staring at him nervously.

"There's no need to be so nervous, come and have a taste." Dongfang Bai raised his brows, scooped up a white ice cream sundae with a spoon, and placed it beside Wugeng Liuli's face. The black-haired girl hesitated for a while before hesitating. of open mouth.

......................

"Ugh..." Wugeng Liuli's beautiful eyebrows were all frowned. Although it was really delicious, the sudden cold feeling stimulated her brain through her mouth, and her face flushed with shame. This kind of mixed The feeling of being together is rather subtle.

"It's really cute..." Dongfang Bai murmured to himself, he was almost dumbfounded when he saw his girlfriend's expression, he originally thought that this self-talk should not be heard, but Wu Geng Liuli Her hearing was quite good, and she immediately widened her ice jade-like eyes.

"Senior, this time it's me."

"No need, I can do it myself..."

"No! Let me feed the seniors." Wugeng Liuli seemed to feel that she couldn't be shy and embarrassed by herself, and she had to pay for it, so she grabbed Dongfang Bai's spoon, and then learned his previous movements, digging up A piece of ice cream.

"Senior, ah~"

"...!!" Dongfang Bai opened his mouth without saying a word, then ate the ice cream in one bite, and even after eating it, he took a few bites and nodded.

Wugeng Liuli was dumbfounded. She didn't expect that the other party was really not shy at all. Instead, she was a little dizzy for a long time because of the indirect kiss.

Chapter 4 is full of girly feelings! 【Seeking automatic subscription】

Neither of the two admit defeat. You feed each other one bite at a time, completely ignoring the surrounding environment. Occasionally, a few passers-by will freeze their expressions, and then walk away with a painful face.

There's no way, it's not a good feeling to have this cold dog food smeared on the face, and it's not just couples and family members who come to the amusement park to play, there are many friends who come out to play together.

And these young girls and teenagers who are in their youth, occasionally passing by and seeing the situation here, will smash a bite in their mouths before reluctantly leaving, no matter how envious they are, they are others.

"It hurts..." Wugeng Liuli finally couldn't take it anymore, because she kept feeding Dongfang Bai with ice cream, which caused her to eat too much without knowing it.

You must know that eating too much ice cream in one go can cause headaches, which is obviously the case with Wugeng Liuli now.

"It's too fast to eat in one breath." Dongfang Bai chuckled, and then reached out his hand to gently massage her temples, Wugeng Liuli's expression became more and more stiff, and finally glanced at the sky with a melancholy.

Why is this happening? She was planning to show Dongfang Bai her feminine charm today to impress him, but she didn't expect her to be moved by the Raiders...

It seems that the only way to come out!

"senior."

"Huh? What's wrong?" Dongfang Bai was in a good mood, and it was so funny to see the cute expression of his little girlfriend who wanted to tease him in reverse, but couldn't do anything about it.

"Senior, do you want to come to my house for dinner?"

Wu Geng's glazed eyes flickered with the flame of victory, and he leaned into his ear and said softly, because he was too close to Dongfang Bai to feel her breath, and his expression was stiff.

good guy...

"Won't you bother?"

"Of course not. Mom and Dad took Hyuga and Zhuxi back to their hometown yesterday, so I'm the only one in my family. If you don't mind, it's no problem for senior to stay here." Wugeng Liuli said with a teasing tone. on.

"Cough, that's fine..." The old Dongfang Bai blushed.

"So, is the senior coming?"

"Okay, then go to Liuli's house to eat dinner." Dongfang Bai didn't refuse, he was a man anyway, how could he admit it because of the teasing of a girl with almost zero love experience.

"Okay!" Wugeng Liuli clenched a small fist in her heart, and the first goal has been won.

The two of them walked around the amusement park for a few hours and played a lot of projects. After the whole day, the two of them were quite happy. On the way home, Dongfang Bai was carrying a lot of things in both hands. Walk the street side by side with the black cat.

"I didn't expect to buy so many. Sure enough, the copper smell of capital is really unpleasant." Wugeng Liuli glanced at Dongfangbai's hands, large and small, and couldn't help but complain.

"Although the salesman's eloquence is indeed quite good, but these things are useful, and the materials for dinner also need a lot of things?"

Dongfang Bai shook the bag in his hand. The salesman at the amusement park was really dedicated. He bought all the specialties of the amusement park and the kitchen for him. In order to get him to buy it, the other party almost called his father directly.

Is this the end of the month without business being forced?

"However, the seasonings and other things at home are indeed almost used. Thank you senior for buying these. Do you really need me to help?" Wugeng Liuli glanced at Dongfang Bai, who was carrying a lot of things, and asked again. a sentence.

In fact, she asked from the beginning, and she was directly rejected.

"It's alright, I'm not that weak yet, so I'm your Lord Demon King anyway? This weight doesn't matter at all." Dongfang Bai didn't care. Said it didn't feel anything.

Although I am usually lazy, my body is solid.

"Kukuku, here we are, this is the castle of the Night Demon Queen, the Holy Land of the Fallen Heaven!!" Wugeng Liuli turned around in front of his house and said with a serious face, unabashedly saying that the radio waves were full. The second language of her is also her cuteness.

"It's been a while since I came." Dongfang Bai sighed, and followed Wugeng Liuli into the door. It was really empty and very quiet, but it made him inexplicably nervous. .

"Senior, welcome back, do you want to eat first, take a bath first, or...?" Wugeng Liuli quickly changed out of the 'Falling Sacred Cat' suit when he got home, and put on the most common household clothes. A pure white dress with an apron tied around the waist.

With her hands behind her back, she spoke slowly towards Dongfang Bai with a charming smile.