My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

Kaka Kaka…! ! ! The black cat quickly pressed the button, and in a flash, she created a set of character big moves. The game character she controlled stretched out her hand and released a giant light cannon in the direction of Dongfang Bai.

There are only ten seconds left, and Wugeng Liuli wants to use this trick to grind off more of Dongfang Bai's blood to win the game. Only when the time is up and one of them has less blood, then the other party's victory.

But Dongfang Bai had a plan for a long time. He did not say a word, and also made a set of combos. The character he controlled suddenly hit the air with an uppercut, and at the same time his body also left the ground, and then launched another round in the air plus one Set of aerial combos.

He forced his character to stay in the air for two seconds, then grabbed the gap between the black cat's light cannon and kicked her with a flat kick, but the black cat's reaction speed was also very fast. , immediately defended.

slap...!

time to 0....

"Fuck time is up, who won?"

The party who finally showed the victory was Dongfang Bai. Obviously, his health bar looked no different from that of the black cat, but the final judgment was his victory, indicating that the two might be the same difference.

"Huh..." Dongfang Bai exhaled a long breath, and the black cat on the opposite side also had a tired expression. It was just a three-minute battle, and the two seemed to be fighting for three days and three nights.

"Is it a little bit worse, tsk, as expected of the man I liked, his strength is really strong, it seems that you have already thought about the three directions of my attack at that step, so you should take countermeasures immediately."

Wugeng Liuli touched her chin, and with a thoughtful expression, she carefully analyzed which step she made a mistake.

"It's not that exaggerated..." Dongfang Bai had a black line. He really only prepared in advance because he felt that the black cat would attack at the last moment.

"Let's go, let's go on to other battles...!" Wugeng Liuli seemed to hesitate, took Dongfangbai's hand with a smile and went to other amusement facilities, and the gamers watching the battle were stunned.

"Are the two of them a couple?"

"Both of them are horrible..."

For the next two hours, Dongfang Bai and Wugeng Liuli played all the amusement facilities in the video game city at 4.8 in one breath, from arcade games to claw machines. A face like ashes.

"I took a closer look at that person, isn't that the one on the 'focus list'..."

"I've discovered it long ago. The last time he brought 'umr' to sweep here, I didn't expect to bring another girl this time..."

The two staff stood in the distance, watching the large amount of prizes they took from the doll machine, their expressions were frozen, only the middle-aged store manager stood beside them and patted them gently. shoulders.

"Don't ask, quickly add that black-haired girl with strange clothes to the list. If they come back a few times, this store will not be able to open...".

Chapter 100 Wugeng Liuli's Intention 【For automatic subscription】

"As expected of Liuli, it's amazing."

"It's not as strong as the predecessors said, but it's just stronger than mortals."

Dongfang Bai was sitting on a bench in the park. There were many trees and the air was sober. The most important thing was that there were very few people on the edge of the park. The two of them sat on the bench in the park and took out their lunch from the box that the black cat carried with him. .

"Senior, remember to thank me a little after eating, I can make improvements later." Wugeng Liuli took out the prepared lunch box from the box. Plain Japanese food.

There are steamed egg rolls, rice balls, tonkatsu, and octopus hot dogs, the most common type of Japanese bento. Although they don't look that gorgeous, they are not even inferior in taste to goblin cooking.

"Delicious!" Dongfang Bai took a bite of the fish and rice ball, and only this word remained in his mind.

"...I want to ask what senior thinks, if it doesn't taste good, senior will say it's delicious." Wugeng Liuli stared at Dongfang Bai with a trace of resentment in her eyes, she didn't want Dongfang Bai to be brave.

"They said it was delicious, Liu Li really want to hear her thoughts?"

"Of course!" Wugeng Liuli didn't feel anything wrong, and nodded as a matter of course.

"Cough, then I said..." Dongfang Bai hesitated for a while, and glanced at the black cat's expression. She stared at his face with a solemn expression, as if she wanted to see through all the thoughts in his mind.

"First of all, from the shape of this rice ball, I can feel the shape and temperature of Liuli's palm when she kneads the rice ball. I can also smell a trace of Liuli's body fragrance from the top of the rice ball. Eating the rice ball is like Liuli is in..."

"and many more!!"

Wugeng Liuli's pretty face blushed, she really didn't expect Dongfang Bai to describe it like that, so she immediately covered his mouth with both hands in a hurry, if she continued to speak, she would burn her shy head.

"So, it's delicious, otherwise you can try it yourself." Dongfang Bai smiled helplessly, then picked up a small fork, picked up a small octopus hot dog and stuffed it into Wugeng Liuli's mouth.

"Really..." Wugeng Liuli ate it carefully and found that it was really good, but it was normal. This is the bento she made when she woke up early in the morning. How could the taste be bad, at least in terms of cooking skills, she was not confident. Lose the fairies.

"call……"

"I said it, it's delicious, right?" Dongfang Bai blinked and said with a natural look. Hearing his compliment, Wugeng Liuli also nodded, and then lowered his head in disappointment.

"Senior, do I have to fulfill my obligations as a girlfriend?"

"Huh? Why do you ask this suddenly?" Dongfang Bai asked strangely.

"Because, it's the first time I've dated the opposite sex, and I'm worried if my seniors will find it boring, and will I regret agreeing to my confession with a feverish mind for a while..." Wugeng Liuli held her knees with both hands, and her fingers were too hard to use. Some whitish.

"Not at all, but I agree because I also like black cats." Dongfang Bai put his hands on the back of his head and raised his head to look at the blue sky.

"Is it really because you like me...? Or is it just afraid that I will be sad... uu?!"

Before Wugeng Liuli could finish her words, Dongfang Bai put his hands on her cheeks and bumped her with his forehead. To be precise, the forehead was lightly attached to the other's forehead, and the two of them looked directly at each other.

"Cough, I know what senior thinks, but... if, I mean if, if senior you someday..."

Before Wugeng Liuli finished speaking, she saw Dongfangbai's black line, and then grabbed her and kissed her directly. The girl was so frightened that she didn't dare to move for a long time. separate.

"do you understand?"

"I understand..." Wugeng Liuli covered her blushing cheeks with both hands, and there was a trace of water in her eyes. Dongfang Bai was already like this, and she couldn't say anything depressing, confirming that he was really real. like yourself.

Because human eyes do not deceive.

"Okay, lunch is almost done, I'll take you to a nice place next."

"Nice place?" Wugeng Liuli was taken aback, she saw a light blue piece of paper in Dongfangbai's hand, which seemed to be a ticket to some place.

...

"Amusement park?" Wugeng Liuli looked curiously at the scene around the amusement park, but she didn't expect Dongfang Bai to bring her to such a place to play.

"Well, the tickets that I accidentally got when I was pulled out to eat by Sister Changpu were still a couple's ticket, so I don't need it~" Dongfang Bai said with a smile.

"But I rarely come to the amusement park..."

"It's okay, just follow me." Dongfang Bai said, reaching out and holding the black cat's hand, pulling her and starting to wander around the amusement park, occasionally finding one or two items and planning to try it.

"Sure enough, the standard configuration of the amusement park is a roller coaster, do you want Liuli to go up and try it?"

"I'm not interested in this kind of mortal's amusement facilities. What's so interesting about a thing running around on a train..." Dongfangbai saw that the black cat's face was 993 points not very good, so he showed a trace unexpected expression.

This cat is not afraid of heights, right?

"..." Wugeng Liuli's expression froze a bit, she felt as if she was underestimated when she saw Dongfang Bai's unexpected expression.

"Senior want to play, then I will accompany you."

"Huh? Is it okay?"

"Of course it doesn't matter!"

Wugeng Liuli put one hand on her hip, Dongfang Bai was a little amused when she saw her appearance, but she didn't stop her, so she took her on the roller coaster of the amusement park.

The roller coaster also needs to be at least 1.3 meters to play. Fortunately, Wugeng Liuli's height is not short, at least 1.55 meters tall, so there is no problem at all on the roller coaster.

"Are you nervous?" Dongfang Bai looked at Wugeng Liuli who was sitting next to her, her expression was a little stiff, and her hands were tightly gripping the handle of the roller coaster.

Is this the 'Falling Saint of Chiba'?

"No, it's senior, you're starting to be scared now, right?" The black cat raised the corner of his mouth, trying to cover up his panic with words. Unfortunately, Dongfang Bai is not the kind of person who panics just because he rides a roller coaster, so he doesn't at all. be affected by any.

"If you're afraid, you must call out, okay?"

"It won't...!!!".

Salted Fish Thorn

Chapter 1 I haven't been afraid of anyone since the fifth day of Liuli [For automatic subscription]

“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……！！！”黑发黑眸的少女发出了惨绝人寰的喊叫，她坐在云霄飞车之上，一只手死死的抓住栏杆，另一只Hand desperately grabbed Dongfang Bai.

"Hey black cat, it's too tight...!" For the first time, Dongfang Bai felt that Wugeng Liuli's strength was so strong. Her slender arms hugged him tightly and he couldn't break free for a long time. Although it was a little painful, Also very happy.

Sure enough, in a crisis situation, the power of human beings is infinite. Although it is painful and happy, Dongfang Bai is not very comfortable.

"It's going to fall!!!"

"I said it won't fall!" Dongfang Bai tried to comfort Wugeng Liuli while looking at the fast speeding roller coaster with a sad face. The wind that swept across his face was like a knife.

I regret it, and now I am extremely regretful. I had known that he should not have taken the black cat to play roller coasters.

After a while...

"Hmph~ The rides for mortals are really boring. I really don't understand how such boring things can attract so many stupid mortals to yearn?" Wugeng Liuli looked disdainful, but Dongfang Bai glanced at her trembling eyes. Legs, couldn't help but smile.

"Senior, are you laughing at me?"

"Cough cough, absolutely! No!"

"Absolutely!" Wugeng Liuli was a little annoyed and angry, and she had to admit that this kind of thing was still a little irritating to her, she couldn't hold it at all, and the throat she had just screamed on was almost hoarse.

"But I took a picture of Liuli's cute look just now." Dongfang Bai shook his mobile phone in front of the other party, with the side face of Wugeng Liuli with a panicked face, which looked quite interesting.

"Senior!? You took out your phone on the roller coaster to take a picture!?" Wu Geng Liuli was angry and startled, angry that Dongfang Bai secretly photographed her embarrassing appearance, but he was still on the roller coaster. Yu Li took out his mobile phone to take pictures and felt quite shocking.

She was so frightened just now that Liushenwuzhu almost lost consciousness. Is he really not afraid of flying out of this high-speed roller coaster with a mobile phone in his hand?

"Well, because Ruri's scared expression is really cute, I couldn't help but take a photo~". "Dongfang Bai smiled, this roller coaster is really nothing to him, it should be said that it is not threatening at all.

When he was the manager of Gancheng Guanghui Amusement Park, in order to test the performance of the amusement facilities, he took more than 20 roller coasters in one day, and the facilities in Gancheng were seriously old and could collapse at any time. Much more exciting.

"Predecessor...Senior, I'll excuse me first, you sit here and wait for me..." Wugeng Liuli blushed a little, the so-called people have three urgency, and Dongfangbai's emotional intelligence is not low, of course, it can be seen at a glance.

"Okay, just call me if you have anything." Dongfang Bai said and sat on the bench next to him, while Wugeng Liuli nodded and ran quickly towards the nearest toilet.

...

"What a shame..." After a few minutes, Wugeng Liuli walked out of the toilet, the blush on her face still didn't go away much, and a roller coaster frightened her like this, Dongfang Bai must have been laughing all the time.

Wugeng Liuli, who felt a little uneasy, took out her mobile phone and glanced at Twitter. Sure enough, as always, many bloggers with high popularity on Twitter began to discuss the plot of Yakumo Bai's new work "Magic Girl Illya".

But Wugeng Liuli's expression suddenly changed, her cheeks with a hint of blush gradually returned to normal, and her icy clear eyes exuded a wicked luster.

"Breaking heat?"

Wugeng Liuli saw a Twitter message from @八云白 at first sight, because she set up a special relationship with her boyfriend, everyone who @him or he @others can see it.

And the person who specially ordered Dongfang Bai was someone she knew.

"It turned out to be this guy..." Wugeng Liuli saw this guy's id at a glance, 'Guangyu Witness'. He is a popular light novel writer, and the routine works he wrote before are still a little bit popular.

But since the novel gods such as the fate series written by Dongfang Bai appeared, the survival of routine works has become more and more difficult, and a writer like him who can't transform will naturally become the bottom end.

[This morning, I went to line up to buy new books and periodicals for Yakumo-sensei's latest work, but I was greatly disappointed after I worked so hard to buy them back! ! I didn't expect that Yakumo-sensei, who wrote a book like fate, actually started to write such boring welfare works now? 】

[Fate's rumored zero is also a classic that does not lose to the original work. Every work of Mr. Yakumo is top-notch! But did not create again for a long time, causing problems with the teacher's own writing inspiration? ! Why write this kind of perfunctory fan work, please give us an explanation]

"'~ Idiot." Wugeng Liuli's cute little face was full of displeasure. Now she can't wait to strangle that Guangyu witness, a guy whose sales volume is less than one-tenth of Dongfang Bai, is still qualified to come. match him.

It is nothing more than a person who has no ability to attract popularity, and can only do such a thing as a great writer who touches porcelain to attract attention.

But the author id of her "Falled Saint Black Cat" basically didn't make any outrageous remarks on Twitter. When she was about to change into her own trumpet and teach this idiot a lesson, someone was already beating her. step.

[Yamada Fairy: How can you be so meddlesome (Nuo Nuo Hao)? Do you have to take a spoon to taste the saltiness when you pass a dung truck at the door? Your tone is even bigger than your father's athlete's foot. Before talking about other people's works, look at what garbage you wrote.]

Crude, but powerful.

Wugeng Liuli saw that the corners of her mouth rose wildly, and she laughed a little bit from ear to ear. I didn't expect the Yamada Fairy to say such interesting words, and she was holding her mobile phone 24 hours a day, and this tweet was posted. Within ten minutes of coming out, she had already opened a spray shop.

But I didn't expect that there are still many low-level sailors who are starting to wash the ground, and even start to counterattack the Yamada Fairy.

Good guy, she was just thinking about using the trumpet to teach this guy a lesson. Now that she thinks about it carefully, she can't break the defense with the trumpet, so she just uses the large to start the team.

She Wugeng Liuli really never feared anyone in the online scolding battle! .

The second chapter found that I was still scolded [for automatic subscription]

"Liu Li, what are you doing here?" Dongfang Bai watched Wugeng Liuli go to the toilet for too long, and was a little worried, so he came over to take a look, only to find that she was sitting on the bench with a grim expression. Keep pressing the phone screen.

"Senior, don't you know? Someone just touched your new work on the Internet. I guess he wants to attract popularity to himself." Wugeng Liuli frowned, although she knew that just scolding the other party wouldn't do anything.