My Second Dimension Can’t Be So Salty

Yakumo Bai's signature is a rare item. After a full year of debut, there were only about 1,000 signatures, so the number of people with Yakumo Bai's signature is quite rare, and at this signing event, everyone didn't want to miss this good opportunity.

The ghost knows when the old thief Yakumo will sign the next sale, so he must sign a few more copies.

"Oh my God……"

Dongfang Bai has a smile on his face. He holds a pen in his hand and completes an exquisite art signature in less than ten seconds. He has learned this before, and he has to learn all kinds of things in Dongfang's house.

"Even the autograph is so handsome! Are you a fan of Yakumo-sensei?"

"what?"

Before Dongfang Bai could react, the female fan coughed twice, knowing that she accidentally said something wrong, and did not stay after signing the name, which would affect the people behind, and quickly left 0. …

"Yakumo-sensei, please."

The one who walked in behind was a young man with a strong sense of arrogance. He placed the five light novels in his hand in front of Dongfang Bai with adoring eyes, causing his mouth to twitch.

Speaking of which, I still don't know how many guests there are. If there are really 20,000 people, I have to sign at least 40,000 copies... The arm will definitely be broken.

The fans who came to participate in the autograph here all grabbed the tickets online, and there were actually 20,000 people.

"There's an intermission every hour, come on."

Qiandou Isuzu, who was standing beside him, seemed to be a little disgusted, and gave Dongfang Bai a small fist to cheer him on. This time Dongfang Bai also laughed out loud.

"Come on then, don't you just sign your name?"

In an instant, his arm was like a cloud in the wind. It only took five seconds to sign the five light novels. Even the readers on the opposite side were stunned. This kind of signing speed is too exaggerated.

But this way, everyone is looking forward to it even more, and they are all looking at Yakumobai's appearance more closely, and Dongfangbai's signature soon means that the readers in the back will have less time to wait?

Whoosh whoosh!

The speed of the signatures was like lightning fast. The Dongfang White 4.8 had an afterimage because the arm was moving too fast. After several autographs were signed, many people still took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

Although photography is allowed, it is not acceptable to look for Dongfangbai's signature too close, which will not only affect other readers behind, but also expose him to a greater risk...

Although it is said that he is basically completely exposed now, his appearance should have been spread on the Internet at this time. In fact, he guessed right, and now Twitter is frantically refreshing new posts, all revolving around 'Yakumo Shiro' appeared on the news.

Who is Yakumo Bai? After only one year of debut, he is on an equal footing with the pillar of the Dengeki Bunko and the light novel's Taishan Beidou Qianshou Village. The total sales of a light novel have reached 20 million.

Chapter 20 The God of Light Novels 【For automatic subscription】

You may not be able to see his popularity, but as long as you post a message on Twitter casually, it will cause a lot of repercussions. On the Internet, everyone ridicules him in various ways, but this kind of love and The emotion of hatred is still a diehard fan in theory.

Now the two lines of hi Dongfangbai on the Internet have become a stalk. It seems that everyone can say 'the old thief of the Eight Clouds is lost to heaven', and everyone is hilarious on the Internet. It is naturally impossible to achieve reality. said so.

"Old Thief Yakumo...Bah! Teacher Yakumo, I'm your fan, I've been watching it since the first volume of Fate!! Please sign for me!"

The words of the young man in front of him made the corners of Dongfang Bai's mouth twitch. You must have wanted to say that the old thief Yakumo just now, right? You can't change your mouth after getting used to it! ?

Although there were all kinds of MMPs in his heart, Dongfang Bai still signed the signature for the other side with a smile on his face. The other party bowed several times to Dongfang Bai after receiving the signature, and said thank you a few times before leaving.

04 "I will always love Artoria!!! What my king Jianfeng points to! What my heart wants!!!"

This one is very loud, and it is estimated that many readers have heard it later, but everyone smiled at each other, because they are all like-minded people, almost no one of the fans here dislikes Arturia, even if it is not Fate's Fans also know this character.

"..."

Dongfang Bai is a bit embarrassed. You can just say two lines of this kind of middle school line on the Internet. In reality, you can still shout out. Isn't this embarrassing?

But the next scene made Dongfang Bai even more confused.

"My King Saigao!!"

"Ahhh, Rin Tohsaka is number one in the world!!"

"Illya Illya Illya!!!"

"I would like to live in Gensokyo in the next life!"

The shout from the dead man just now seemed to arouse the enthusiasm of many dead mans. Some people did not hold back and shouted together. This seemed to be an atmosphere-like chain effect, and a sound affected a large area.

shit.

Are you not embarrassed at all?

Everyone has idols in their hearts, and the dead house is no exception. In the fermentation time of several months, in addition to the popularity of "Fate", "Oriental Porject" has also received better publicity, and more and more People enter the pit.

Although there are only a few volumes, the growth rate of "Oriental Porject" is not weaker than that of Fate at the time. In just a few volumes, it has surpassed 5 million sales, even more shining than the original Fate.

And when fans who like two books at the same time know that the author is the same person, the ecstatic joy of the two chefs can hardly be expressed in words.

And the person who created these two books, "Yayunbai", is naturally considered to be the "god" of the light novel world, and has been worshipped by countless people, although it should be scolded...

"Cough, Qiandou, give me the microphone."

Dongfang Bai found that the mood of the readers was quite high, but because the shouting was quite loud and a bit noisy, it felt that the influence was not good.

Qiandou Isuzu nodded and quickly took the Bluetooth microphone from the back of the table and handed it to Dongfang Bai. He coughed twice and tried the microphone and said, "Everyone calm down, calm down a little..."

I don't know why, his casual sentence made the sea-like crowd inexplicably quiet down. This strange unity shocked Qiandou Isuzu on the side again.

What kind of charm is this?

"Thank you very much for coming to my signing party today, and I'm very happy with your enthusiastic response, but I hope everyone can be orderly and not noisy, I will sign everyone."

After Dongfang Bai finished speaking, many readers lowered their heads slightly and felt a little ashamed. This was just because the first shout had a chain reaction, which made many people shout when their brains became hot.

Then the remaining readers who didn't know the truth didn't know what happened. They thought it was Mr. Yakumo's request, so they shouted directly, which led to a chain reaction.

When you are suddenly shouting in a crowd, people will think you are weird, but if a large group of people are shouting and you are the only one who doesn't speak, then you are an outlier.

This is how the atmosphere affects people's thinking.

"Huh, be quiet."

Dongfang Bai sat down all of a sudden. Fortunately, this chair was quite comfortable, otherwise he didn't know how to insist on signing tens of thousands of people. Qiandou Isuzu looked at him with a shocking and special look.

I originally thought that he had the ability to make an amusement park like this, but he could quiet tens of thousands of people in one sentence. Even many big stars can't match this kind of influence.

That's right, now Dongfangbai's Twitter fans have steadily stepped into the gate of 20 million, including not only Neon fans, but also fans from the Celestial Dynasty.

And this is not the same as the Weibo Zombie Fans of the Celestial Dynasty. They are all living people, 20 million in real life.

If it wasn't for the online 730 ticket sales, there would definitely be more than 20,000 people who came here, and in order to prevent scalpers from grabbing the tickets and selling them at a high price, Dongfangbai specially locked the electric shock library. 's purchase ID.

If you buy a ticket, this ticket cannot be used by others, completely eliminating the possibility of scalpers.

An hour passed, and finally came the first rest time. Dongfang Bai sat paralyzed on the chair. He felt that his right arm was no longer his own, and he was almost unconscious.

And there are many more guests who haven't signed up, but Dongfang Bai's arm is already hard to move, Qiandou Isuzu ran over to help him massage and relieve his soreness.

"Hey! Qiandou, you...you can't massage, right?"

Dongfang Bai felt that the other party's strength was a little too strong. The face of Qiandou Isuzu who was pierced was red, and she coughed twice without saying a word. She really didn't know how to massage at all.

"Then I'll come~"

The soft voice reached Dongfang Bai's ears, and the cute little princess Latifa walked over with her princess dress, and sat next to Dongfang Bai to help him knead his sore shoulders and arms.

Her hands are very small and naturally not strong, but they are very comfortable. Dongfang Bai originally wanted to refuse, but Latifa also seemed to want to contribute, and it seemed that she would forcefully ask herself to help if she refused.

Chapter 21 The whole network knows it in ten minutes [For automatic subscription]

"How about it, is the strength okay?"

The blushing little princess massaged Dongfang Bai's shoulders with her delicate hands, which made him feel a little bit refreshed for a while.

"Well, it makes me a lot easier."

Dongfang Bai took a deep breath. He looked forward worriedly, worried about the guests, and there was a large group waiting in line. He was worried that these readers would be tired, and he thought too much.

Many people are still excited and chatting, but everyone's quality is very good. Although they are happy to chat, their voices are suppressed a little, and there is no feeling of noise at all.

"Qiandou, how many people are there?"

"Including this group of guests, there are now a total of 591,543 people."

"It's that much worse?"

Hearing the number of people reported by Qiandou Isuzu, Dongfang Bai frowned. Sure enough, it was far from what he expected. It was already past three o'clock in the afternoon, and it was still the peak passenger flow period.

The number of guests should increase before five o'clock in the afternoon, and then they will be exhausted. Whether it can reach 600,000 before nine o'clock is unknown.

"Well, but there's still great hope."

Qiandou Isuzu has a serious look on her face. She thinks that she still can't relax at this moment. Their situation is still relatively critical. If there is no way to reach 600,000 people before nine o'clock, then all previous efforts will be in vain.

"Do I have to pull a wave of popularity...?"

Dongfang Bai sighed. If it really doesn't work, see if his friends can help. He really doesn't want to ask his family for help.

"Okay, Qiandou, we can't keep the guests waiting for a long time, let's go ahead and start the signing."

"But, Master Bai, you have just rested for ten minutes..."

At this time, Latifa, who was helping Dongfang Bai to relax and massage, frowned slightly. She just signed for an hour in a row. Now her arm is absolutely sore, and there are still about half of the guests left. Dongfang Bai can really hold it up. Has everyone signed up?

"It's okay, I'm still pretty strong~". "

Dongfang Bai looked at the distressed eyes of the little princess Latifa and couldn't help but feel a little happy. Although it was just a signature, it was not a simple matter at all. Quantity caused changes in quality. There are 20,000 people here who want to sign.

And most of them are two to three or more that need to be signed, and the workload is doubled.

"In that case, please let me help you by your side!"

La Tifa seemed to have decided something, and the cute little face became more serious. Dongfang Bai was stunned and said: "Help...? But how can I help with a signature."

"I'll do my best."

As he spoke, Latifa took a clean white towel from Qiandou Isuzu, carefully wiped off the fine sweat on Dongfang Bai's head, and fed him water from time to time...

hey, this is a bit...

Dongfangbai blushed. Although he said that he was a traveler, he had never had a girlfriend. Latifa leaned so close, not to mention, if she was still there to wipe her sweat when she signed the autograph later. , it must scare readers.

Then in less than ten minutes, the whole network knew that he had a girlfriend.

"Latifa, why don't you just sit next to me if you want to help."

"Eh, but...?"

The little princess was stunned and asked for help when she sat next to her, but Dongfang Bai smiled and said, "You are so cute, it would be a lot easier to sit next to me and let me take a look from time to time."

"...?!"

The little princess's face turned red all of a sudden, and she was said to be cute again. Her little face lowered directly, buried in her chest like an ostrich, and her long golden hair was draped over her shoulders.

"Anyway, that's it, Qiandou, greet the guests."

"Yes!"

Qiandou Isuzu picked up the microphone and shouted again: "Yayunbai's signing ceremony will continue, please line up in order."

This sentence made the reader crowd stunned. It's just been a ten-minute break, why did it start again? Did the old thief Yakumo take the wrong medicine today? So fierce.

"As expected of a Yakumo brand typewriter. Even the signing is so fast. It has just signed tens of thousands of people. Why does it continue all of a sudden."

"A typewriter is a typewriter, and it lives up to its reputation."

"As expected of a ruthless man who writes two volumes a month."

There was a sound of discussion in the crowd, and after a while, the signing continued. Dongfang Bai once again showed a professional smile and began to sign.

...

"It's strange, Bai Sang hasn't come to school at all in recent days..."

Ritsu Tani showed a strange expression. Just now they specifically asked Fumino Furuhashi from Class A by email, and the other party also said that Dongfang Bai asked for leave and never came to school.

"'~ Do you know anything about the sauce?"

Hirazawa Yui, who was sitting in the light sound club, put down the cake in his hand and looked at Tsushima who was having a good time eating snacks. Suddenly, when asked his name, Tsushima coughed twice: "Brother, he recently I'm busy with work, and it's twelve o'clock when I come back at night, so I'm quite worried."

Speaking of which, Xiaobu frowned slightly, although she wondered if she could help as much as possible, but Dongfang Bai didn't plan to ask her to help, just said that she was busy for two days.

"Work, although Toyonozaki's school spirit allows part-time work, it's not that busy, right? I remember that Bai Jun's family is not short of money, right?"

"It's just part-time work, ahem..."